![]() Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hi! I am back! It has been FOREVER! OK! I am SUPER sorry that I haven't posted. This summer has been overloaded with schoolwork, Algebra 1 and so forth. My posts might be few and far between. But, I am posting longer chapters. YAY!!! I am super tired, I am posting this at 11:30. :P Just as a heads-up if anyone ever private-messages me and says on inappropriate thing I am blocking them. That includes cussing. That was the reason I abandoned. I hate writing about myself, so this is it for the 'me section'. Peace! Name: Well that's kind of private so just call me Avalon Gender: Female Age: Pick a number between 10 and 20 Birthday: Somewhere between May and November Hobby(s): reading(books,fanfiction,etc.), drawing, violin, singing, swimming, snorkeling, scuba diving, basketball, surfing, etc. Also making stuff, playing video games, writing stories (duh) :) Copy n paste! Okay- so I didn't write most this stuff. Most of it I got from TheOcean'sFirstDaughter. Check her out, she is amazing. Check it out, some of these are actually funny, You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When… You go to the Empire State Building and you ask for the 600th Floor. -There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!” -Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes. -When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses. -You burn food to see if it smells good. -You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!” -Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family. -You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda… -You sometimes try to control water. (It doesn't work :D) -You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months. -You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address. (There is a huge forest where CHB is supposed to be; I looked it up.) -Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent. -You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat. -You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video -Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is -You are a PJO character for Halloween. -Recite lines randomly from the books. -When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it -Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related. -You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol. -You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you. -You have dreams about PJO characters/events. -You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket. -Every time you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword. -In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!" -You pretend to(or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?" -When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!" -You are known to scream names of the characters at random times. (Percy!) -You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders in case of emergencies. (I need that book, stat!) -And when you flunk the said test, you blame Athena's irritation on Percabeth. - You can never look at a pen without thinking it's Riptide. -You're suddenly interested in plastic hairbrushes(especially blue). (I have a blue hairbrush. :D) -You can never look at a coin the same way again. -You can not look at a tool belt normally. -You blame Phobos for your phobias. -You secretly thank Hades when someone annoying dies. -You are now afraid to use a cellphone. (I never use my cellphone anymore because of it...) -You thank Hermes for the Internet. (Always.) -You yell at the doctor for having Hermes' symbol when he is not the god of medicine. -You blame Apollo when you get sick. (And beg him to make me healthy again.) -You thank him afterwards 'cause you can't attend school. (If I miss even one day of school, I gotta stay after school the next day. Then I have a Hades-amount of homework to finish, all due the next day. Long story short, I go to school even if I'm sick.) -You are now claustrophobic. (I can only think of Tobias when I read that... :( ) -You ask for blue food in restaurants. -You can not look at a thermos the same way again. (*fortune cookies.) -You claim that you're dyslexic and ADHD (Even though you're not). -You try to breathe underwater. -You dream of Nico every night. (*and Percy.) -You check if the ship you are boarding is the Argo II. -You use PJO in conversations. -You look up the Underworld in Google Maps. -You are listing pros/cons of being a demigod during English/Math test. -You are now afraid of airplanes. (Always was.) -You now like enchiladas. -You try to control elements. -You track down Rick Riordan so you could have the rights to PJO. (He lives in San Antonio, you guys. San Antonio, USA.) -You respect eye patches. (I can only think of Edward from Divergent... :( ) -You start calling your dog Mrs. O' Leary. (Don't have a dog.) -You yell Daedalus whenever someone asks who is the greatest inventor. -You cuss in Greek. -You try to conjugate Latin verbs. (Hydro means water. Pyro means fire. :P ) -You try to jump 100 ft into the water, praying to Poseidon. (Keyword: try.) -You can never look at wool the same way again. (One of the sheep was called Widget! :'D Most adorable name ever! I could just hug that sheep! Too bad it's a fictional animal... Sigh. I named my Ice Wyvern Gizmo because of Widget! :D ) -Your dog is now Mrs. O' Leary. (Does it count if I have an imaginary dog? No?) -You ask stores if they sell Mythomagic Cards. -You can NEVER look at a guinea pig w/o thinking it's Percy. -You have a new interest of emo people. -You like Nemo. -You listen to songs that somehow got connected to PJO. (Give me a second, I. I need to get my stories straight. My friends are in the bathroom, getting higher than the Empire State!) -You hate cows. -You now look like Nemo. -You join rallies. -You are now addicted to peanut butter. -You dedicate Girl on Fire to Leo. -You yell "PEANUT BUTTER" during school competitions. -You keep coins in your pocket just in case you die. -You curse Gaea when you trip on a rock. ("Ow, sh*! WTF, Gaea? I hate you!") -You think that every wheel-chaired male teacher is Chiron(You push him over to see if he's a centaur). -You also think that crippled kids are satyrs(You take away their crutches). -You warn the bullies that your godly parent will come after them. -You try to talk to fish(even if your biology teacher thinks you're completely mental). -You are now officially Nemo. -You yell "BURRITO FIGHT" in Mexican restaurants. (I've never been to Mexican restaurants...) -You tell people to turn into iguanas when they can't solve Chinese handcuffs. -You began to respect tofu. -You dress up as a demigod for Halloween. (My family doesn't celebrate Halloween. My mom hates the holiday.) -You copy and paste all of this to your profile. Eight Reasons to Join The Dark Side: 1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too) Divergent Faction Test: DAUNTLESS Total: 7/7 ABNEGATION Total: 7/7 CANDOR Total: 3/7 ERUDITE Total: 7/7 AMITY Total: 3/7 Okay none of that is a lie, I swear. If you're obsessed with PJO like me, copy this into your profile NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you! PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood NORMAL PEOPLE: have never tken a demigod test in their stupid lives. PJO FANS: have taken it and gotten an answer TRUTHFULLY NORMAL PEOPLE :don't have this on their profile PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile! OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; Why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault. Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion, or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing. |
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