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Joined 11-22-15, id: 7312220, Profile Updated: 03-22-17
Author has written 5 stories for Homestuck, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Sherlock, and Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人.

Hello! DF here, uh I don't really know what to say so I'll just say this:

I am into MANY fandoms, and I like writing for them. My stuff varies for what I'm in the mood for and sometimes I do things for my wonderful editor or friends. If you have something you want to read, and like my writing, tell me what it is! I'll do my best to cover requests and if I'm already working on something I'll get to it as soon as possible! Feedback on stuff is appreciated. Personally I'm a huge nerd and pretty much the definition of ambivert. I am obsessed with alternative stuff, music, cosplay, you name it. My friends call me Marco. Hmmm...I think that's about it. Thanks to all who read ma stuff

haha, also, I'm pretty sure I'm the last person on Earth to listen to Yellowcard oh my gosh

Lots of updates to be expected over Christmas break, I'll be traveling over 34 hours, so I'll have time. Phan, Johnlock, and various other stuff I've found. OH! And entirely self-indulgent Solangelo

ON MY TUMBLR: hey y'all! Kay, so under construction kind of rn, but my humor blog url is mac-n-cheese-its

Hey y'all! My longer stories, and jeanmarco stories, are now on archiveofourown! so, yeah.

hmu

ahh im cringing i just refound this whyy

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The Prospitian Prince and the Strider Brothers by JazzyKitten reviews
Jake English is forced to leave his home planet and is to be married to either Dirk or Dave Strider - whichever he chooses - by the end of one month. Jake is convinced that this will never happen, and that he is not the type of guy who needs any prince charmings in his life. (DirkJake, slight Davekat. Cover credit to ikimaru.)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 19,180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/31/2016 - Published: 1/28/2016 - Dave S., Jade H., Dirk S., Jake E.
Larghetto Affettuoso by kandrona reviews
When the demon Dirk Strider makes a bargain for a human's soul, it seems like a routine contract. He soon finds that Jake English is anything but routine. (Dirkjake)
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/25/2015 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] Rose L. - Complete
DirkJake 30 Day OTP Challenge by EnsorcelledReader reviews
I've decided to throw my hat in the ring of the ubiquitous 30 OTP challenge. My first fanfic, any constructive criticism is welcome. Cover image by Ikimaru.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 43,058 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/1/2015 - Published: 6/30/2015 - [Dirk S., Jake E.] - Complete
The Beat of My Heart by SongBird312 reviews
A collection of SNK drabbles and one shots that detail the laughs, the trials, the smiles, and the romantic escapades of (mostly) the 104th squad (with some Survey Corps nonsense here and there). *Two chapter update: one Eremin and one Jeanmarco!
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,959 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015
Double Pistols and a Wink by sunnysideup07 reviews
After his grandmother passes, Jake accepts his cousin Jade's invitation to stay with her in the city. After getting lost at the train station he knocks cool kid Dirk Strider right off his feet - literally. A love story between two dorks. An AU where basically everybody lives in the same city - Alphas, Betas, Humanstuck Trolls. Rated M for DirkJake and language
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,314 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Not the Superhero Type by r2mich2 reviews
The year after high school is always a test of character and strength. Of course, that's even more so if you accidentally create an explosion in a lab and wake up with powers that no other human being on the planet could possibly have. (Superhero/X-men AU, JeanMarco, Eremin, Eruri, Springles, MikAni, Reibert, Petra/Auruo and other pairings)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,187 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/11/2014 - Published: 1/26/2014 - [Jean K., Marco B.] [Levi A., Erwin S.]
Flightless Bird by SigSig reviews
Jean/Marco - If it weren't for Jean...
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Jean K., Marco B. - Complete
Languish In The Pumpkin Patch by Alpha-Starr reviews
Series of chronologically ordered, digestible stories, each centering around a different pumpkin-flavored food. Recipes included. DirkJake served a la mode. AU.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Dirk S., Jake E.
Savior of Sweden by WeWriteTheTruth reviews
.. or so he was called that. SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,844 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Sweden, Finland
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Slowly Is The Worst Way (at least in this much pain)
Titled: The Thoughts of A Dying Man on archiveofourown Angst, so much angst. This is me getting out feelings over this kid, because they're pent up and unhappy. Cry with me *opens arms* Marco is dying and has some thoughts on it (sad thoughts) TW: Major Character Death, Angst, Descriptions of Gore, Depression UPDATE: THIS HAS BEEN FIXED AND IS NO LONGER GLITCHING OUT
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 840 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Complete
The Diary Of John Watson In Regards To The Hound Of The Baskervilles reviews
This was a school project, but I thought it'd be fun to post. Implied Johnlock in some of it. This refers to the 1901-1902 version. I'll post entries as I write them :)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/15/2016 - Published: 4/5/2016 - Sherlock H., John W., L. Mortimer
America Screws Things Up reviews
Alternatively titled: That One Time I Turned In Hetalia Fanfiction For My Advanced Language Arts Class And Got An A (laugh with me) characters are kinda OC but I didn't want to go full-on stereotypical because, ya know, school (TW: metions of KKK)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2016
Sureshot reviews
"Kanaya did in fact know that she needed to stop forcing Karkat into social situations in the same manner that you would force a cat into a body of water, but it was inevitable, and besides, she'd been doing it since high school. He couldn't really fight back now." This is a multi chapter story that will include many different pairings, kinda for fun. Updated when possible.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/27/2015
Acento reviews
Basically a what if I came up with in the middle of the night. I woke up, swore because, come on, midnight?, and started to jot it down. Davekat fluff, T for swears and, well, Dave. First thing I've done in a while, I appreciate CONSTRUCTIVE criticism. No established relationship YET. If you want me to continue, let me know! Disclaimer: All belongs to Andrew Hussie, my soul incuded
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,281 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2015 - Dave S., Karkat V.
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