![]() (~ ' ,')~ "Hey buddy, cheap and brand new Baltoy for sale, brought here overseas 'specially for you. Don't worry, you don't have to feed this one, it's allergic to food." ( ._.) [ ಠ_ಠ] ( . , .) "Trust me, I've never scammed anyone in my life, I swear on me mum's chin!" ( ._.) "Did I mention you don't have to feed it?" ~[; - ;~ ]"Thank goodness, that was so reassuring, I think I'll pay for two!" ( ._.) "Sure...but I only have one..." \[• ε •\ ] "Just take my lunch money!" ( ._.) "But he didn't even take the thing...such a block-headed kid." (._. ) "One more fake Pokemon to sell." Some have the audacity to say that I have an obsession with "Citrus slaying werewolves" But I'd have to digress, how do you obsess over something that utterly terrifies you? Actually now that I think about it... Never mind that, you're probably here for stuff about me, (Thanks by the way for taking time out of your life to check me out And not hear me ramble on about my absurd fantasies and nightmares. (Not the best choice of words but I'm really bored so...) Pen Name: Bootlegged Baltoy...last time I checked, because if you know me on steam, then you'd know that I can't stay three days with the same name. Gender: With the exceptionally effective method of looking down one's pants, I have so miraculously deduced that I am a male. Age: You don't need to know. (I'M SAWRRY!! ;-;) Favorite Games: -Team Fortress 2 (Love that game to death, as in every time I'm blown to giblets, scorched into ashes, or mowed down by bullets.) -Pokemon (If you haven't figured that out already, then no worries. I mean not everyone is a Sherlock. But honestly that's pretty obvious.) -The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (I could go on and on. Really, someone stop me before I start rambling about that one time I was chased around a whole mountain by some immortal horse born from the cluster of mods I broke the game with. And that one time I--) -Gunpoint (That was one hell of a game. I recommend it to anyone with a steam account and a wallet that's not a slave to Lord Gaben.) -The Portal Franchise (Might as well throw in Half Life, Valve games are just too good. Too bad I never got that slice of cake...) You probably didn't come here for a list of my steam library so Imma just zip it and continue with stuff other than games I'm an official fanboy of. Glorious Wall of Quotes! "Girls are like Pokemon, they're easier to catch when they're sleeping, poisoned, or paralyzed." -Some random dude on Youtube (Don't worry I also questioned the logic/sanity of this guy, trust me, you'll end up with a headache.) "There is no reference, I'm just really weird at this time of the night..." -Me, after my steam friend asked for the reference behind my new profile name. "Uuuh...So boots now? I really missed the "Killer food" theme." -Another friend of mine on steam commenting on my new profile name. Random Tidbits: Eevee Power! Help Eevee take over the world by pasting this on your profile. Credit goes to EeveeInHeat. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .HR |
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