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Author has written 4 stories for Artemis Fowl.

Oh my gosh. Where do I even begin? I am so, so sorry to leave you guys hanging. I've been going through extremely tough times lately, and I guess I just lost something that kept me going here. But I'm back now, and I swear I will never do that again. I'm currently re-vamping my account, as it's been about a year and a half, but I'm going to finish A Genius's Genius Cousin, Her Violent Sister, and A Vengeful Gnome. After that, I can't tell where my account will go.


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Gender: Female

Age: 13

Favorite Song: "Dog Days are Over" by Florence and the Machine

Favorite Books: the Artemis Fowl series by Eoin Colfer; Charlotte's Web by E.B. White; A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket; I Am Number 4 series by Pittacus Lore; The Book Thief by Markus Zusak; The Infernal Devices and The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare; The Lunar Chronicles by Marissa Meyer; A Song of Ice and Fire by George R.R. Martin; Ten by Gretchen McNeil

Favorite T.V. Shows: Supernatural; Agent Carter; Parks and Recreation

Favorite Movies: Now You See Me; The Sound of Music; The Book Thief;


16 things to do at Walmart

1. Get 24 boxes of stuff and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone," 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. Run through the isles shouting; "ITS GONNA BLOW! EVERYBODY GET OUT"

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, whisper, "Pick me! Pick me!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud-speaker, assume the fetal position and scream:"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose YOU!"

Repost this if you laughed, or if you plan on doing any of those things!!

Copy and paste this if you've ever wanted to jump into a book and strangle a character for being dumb.


Okay, this is pretty dang cool, so I think YOU should go copy and paste it into your profile if you think similarly.

Artemis Fowl Pledge

I promise to remember Artemis

Whenever I'm thinking hard

I promise to remember Holly

Whenever I’m called a wild card

I promise to protect nature

For the People’s sake of course

I promise to remember Julius

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Foaly

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Butler

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Mulch

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Angeline

Whenever I meet someone that makes me feel alright

I promise to remember Trouble

Whenever I see an older sibling scold their younger brother

I promise to remember Opal

Whenever I see someone who values themself above all others

I promise to remember Artemis Senior

Whenever someone escapes death

I promise to remember Minerva

Whenever a girl wants to be the best

I promise to remember the Fowl twins

when my home is beginning to unsettle.

I promise to remember the magma chutes

whenever I see something melting metal.

I promise to remember Juliet

whenever a friend takes one for the team

I promise to remember Vishby

whenever I hear a frustrated scream

I promise to remember Doodah

whenever I see someone driving hardcore

I promise to remember the secret fairy chutes

whenever I see a hole in the floor

I promise to remember those who fought in the time stream

whenever I see someone go against the flow

Yes I promise to remember Artemis Fowl

Wherever I may go

Post this on your profile if you hate child abuse!

(Warning: This poem will probably make you cry)

My name is Sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me

A writers pledge.

I promise to write as much as I can

To update as often as I can

And most importantly: to finish all the stories I start!!!!!

Paste this to your profile if you pledge to do the same!!!!!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!:

Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), Potato Jam 7 (USA), Bookworm1756 (Canada), IzztreeRocks912 (USA), GreatReader3 (USA)

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Copy and paste this into your profile to show that you care!!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you think that homophobia is wrong.

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The Negative Test Recollection by TerribleWaitress reviews
(Little spoiler if you haven't watched 7.06 yet) "Oh yeah just the first one. I didn't keep them all."
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,237 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Leonard H., Penny - Complete
The Biggest Rescue by KellyCat77 reviews
Artemis has been challenged like never before, when three of his worst enemies return and kidnap Holly. Will Artemis find out the secret to getting her back, something that for once isn't his brain and knowledge.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 39,561 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 3/24/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
13 Days of Halloween by KellyCat77 reviews
My Halloween special! When Holly gets chosen to guard a certain something on a very vulnerable night, will Holly and Artemis survive the night? Who else might be put in danger? And who is looking over them?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,865 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/7/2013 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Fifteen Things no one Needs to Know by adricbecauseadric reviews
Selected Artemis Fowl characters have a list of fifteen things no one needs to know. No1 now up!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S., Myles F., Foaly
Artemis Fowl meets a major fan by Opal Koboi Fowl reviews
Alexia Fowlest moves to Ireland. What she didn't know was that she would see her favorite book character. Artemis Fowl/OC.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,422 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/27/2013 - Artemis F., Artemis F. Senior, Holly S.
Artemis Fowl: The Parallel Universe by Bakerstreet Mischief reviews
Artemis Fowl's new adventure is a race against time and a battle through space. Artemis gets stuck in an alter-universe where anything can happen, even friendship between Mud Men and the People. Will he stay there for good and leave his friends and family behind? It's his choice.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,652 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S., Minerva P.
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A Genius's Genius Cousin, Her Violent Sister, and A Vengeful Gnome reviews
Christina Finley is seventeen when her parents die in a fire and custody over her and her 12 year sister, Amanda, is given to an uncle, Artemis Fowl the First, that she never knew she had. But this rich, new family of Christiania's is one that holds many secrets that she will figure out at any cost... Spoilers for books 1-8.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,533 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/10/2015 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S.
Unfortunately reviews
Artemis Fowl cannot remember... An alternative ending to TLG; submission to AEC; oneshot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
First Complex Moment reviews
I stared out my bedroom window, thinking. Spoilers for up to book seven.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2013 - Complete
Road Trip From (Censored) reviews
Holly decides to go above ground on her day off so that her and Artemis get to hang out, which happens never. The thing is, is that this road trip is full of surprises!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Artemis F., Butler, Holly S. - Complete