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Joined 03-15-13, id: 4600149, Profile Updated: 04-29-13

Hi yes 4tgh time doing this so instead of a rant lets do this:

Name: Maddy (or Madelyn)

Hobbies: This is fanfiction cmon people

Favorite TV Shows: Psych, icarly,NCIS (both), Elementary, Do No Harm

Favorite Animes: Higurashi

Dislikes: school, having to capatalize stuff, typing, my teachers (just returning the favor),

Favorite food: anything blue and sweet, double stuff oreos (Mwahahahaha if you got the reference...I LOVE YOU )

Favorite Books: The Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, The Lost Heroes series, The Hunger Games (kinda), Divergent trilogy, Fablehaven, The Kane Chronicals series

Most Excited For This Year: even though its going to suck Percy Jackson two (movie), Iron Man three, Catching fire (movie)

Favorite Games: Zelda, Hamster Ball, Dead Nation,

Celebrity Crush: Boy bands, i know stereotypical but korean ones too,and josh holiday, and tom daley and a bunch of others that im too tired to name

Person that inspires you: my brother (sports), rick veronica and brandon for writing amazing books

Things that turn me on: umm? unfortunately i cannot think of anything right now :P


Quotes:

The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug. -Mark Twain

Theres no trying only doing. - my mom )yahhhh... awkward(

Thinking is the Enemy of creativity. -Ray Bradbury


93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Weird Romantic Gal, Devilchild93, Nerowolfe, dragonstar07,KP100, Unknown by You, TigerWolf1103, owlcat92, percabeth-fourtris,

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Patterson (Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a sky scraper, about to jump. If you're one of the 3% who would sit there eating pop corn screaming "DO A FLIP!" then copy and paste this to your profile.


The 6 Truths of Life

1. You can't lick all your teeth with your tongue

2.You just tried to do the above

3.The first one is a lie

4.You're smiling right now because you're realizing you're an idiot

5.You are going to post this on your page for some other sucker to read it

6.You're smiling like an idiot right now


I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be WEAK.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be EMO

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days..."

Nothing is truly lost until your mom cant find it.

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Your eyebrows are as beautiful as an enormous caterpillar.

When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tasty!

-BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS((i now understand why i did that when i was younger... younger obviously meaning an hour ago)

-BE nice to losers. one day they might be cool!

- There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

-Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. -

- "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

- You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing!

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- He who laughs last didn't get it.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

-The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

- When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

- Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking.


Things that make you feel smart. That only happens once in a lifretime so enjoy it.

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down. (Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery. (We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: Warning: may cause drowsiness. (One would hope!)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife: Warning: keep out of children. (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. (somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

Now swear it on the River Styx!


The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?” On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument. You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat. You have one (or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room. You know PJO better then most sane people. You have links to every great PJO site. You add things to the list every day. You know what you would do if you were Percy. You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not. At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future. You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work. For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Mythomagic cards, and they understood. Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'. You are trying to learn Greek. You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip. Every language you know is some form of Ancient Greek. You shriek every time you see a guy with black hair and green eyes. You have an instant crush on Nico! You just have to research more about Greek mythology (I am now a genius about that field.) You call up the Camp Half Blood number. You want to learn Latin. About 75-100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross-over. You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you have. You make sure all of your friends (or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO. Your friends (at least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree. A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed. You have something on your school things (or home things), that says 'Daughter (or son if you're a guy) of god/goddess’, and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says ‘Daughter an unliked god/goddess’. You’re nodding and smiling when you read this You own every single book. You call yourself a demigod. You wish with every fiber of your being that the first page of The Lightning Thief told the truth, and the PJO series is real. You find yourself praying to a random god when you didn't study for a math test because you were too busy reading PJO. You've called someone you know a satyr. You name your pet fish Clovis. You noticed that in TLO, Rick Riordan wrote Connor in Chapter 3 (I Take a Sneak Peak to my Death) and Conner in Chapter 10 (I Buy Some New Friends). You noticed that in TLT, Rick Riordan said the girl in Percy’s dream, (Thalia) had ‘stormy green eyes,’ when in fact she has electric blue eyes. When you're History teacher asks you what's your favorite food and you answer 'Double Stuf Oreos' because Ares gave them those with a backpack in TLT. You accidentally call one of your friends a PJO name. You change the lyrics in LOVE STORY by Taylor Swift from, "Marry me, Juliet" to "Marry me, Annabeth". You try to talk to horses. You try to summon the dead. You try to summon lightning. You try to breathe underwater. (which did not end well...) You look for an entrance to the Labyrinth in your basement. You check to see if horses have wings before you ride them. You have done at least 15 (or more) of the above things. YOU HAVE THIS ON YOUR PROFILE PAGE!!!


Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I could see you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Woman: Really? I'd put f and u together.

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.


Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them

Some people say 'if you can't beat them, join them'. I say 'If you can't beat them, beat them', because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise

Some people are only alive because it's illegal to kill them

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.


Pick 12 random characters, and write them here.

  1. Tris Prior
  2. Edward
  3. Four/Tobias
  4. Myra
  5. Caleb Prior
  6. Uriah
  7. Will
  8. Christina
  9. Zeke
  10. Lynn
  11. Marlene
  12. Peter

1 Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

no but there are probly some out there

2 Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

well considering four is a girl ummm...

3 What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Will would probably kill peter and dump christina

4 Do you recall any fics about Nine?

oh Yes indeed

5 Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Nah wellllll no cause even if they were gay i dont think so

6 Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Neither Lynn or Zeke would both kill Caleb before he even had the chance to open his mouth

7 What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve kissing?

here read this:

Wills POV

" I was walkind down one of the darker hallways in the compound and then I stoipped because... i saw them kissing..." "Who!" they shouted at me "Jeez guys, but, it was Peter and Edward" they all busted out laughing and i tried to keep a straight face but Mar, Four,Tris,Lynn, and Christina were giving me funny looks so I couldnt hold it in.

8 Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

ok so at the end of initiation lynn is offered a goverment job but so is tris. when tris tries to get the job after lynn said she could lynn jumps in and calls tris a liar saying that she was lying but then four stepped in and he told lynn to follow him and he started yelling at her while aleon and she kissed him and then it progressed... this is fake

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Of course! it ijinvolves lots of shopping

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

I cant because there will never ever be such a thing

11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

id use what makes you beatiful but id change the lyrics to 'of course you know your beautiful

12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

LOTS OF VIOLENCE AND CRUDE THINGS

13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

never

14. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (6).

tris and will are in a happy relationship until will runs off with myra. Tris, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Marlene and a brief unhappy affair with Peter, then follows the wise advice of caleb and finds true love with Uriah.

ok thats reasonable eccept for the will tris part oh and will myra

What title would you give this fic?

going down the scale

15. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

i dont know what canon is im new...

16 What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four kiss One?

none myra is with edward and (SMALL SPOILER FOR DIVERGENT)not in dauntless and she semms devoted to him

17) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

nahh

18) What might Ten scream at a moment of great happiness?

thats right bitches!!

19) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

non lynn wouldnt go with him or any guy

20) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

maybe

21) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

christina anfd four act like there old factions because myra is not meant for dauntless

22) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?

Zeke punches caleb and makes him go

23) You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

either one. because tris is a girl and itd be like a sleepover, and uri because we would pull pranks on everyone

24) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in...Their reaction?

edward and will both stop and lynn screams and they try to knock her out but will ends up on the florr and christina comes and...

25) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

four and uri, lynn tries to kill one of them ('what is it that kids say nowadays? well duh? is that it' 'yes mr d.' 'then well duh Percy')

26) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2 or 7?

will or lynn edward and myra are together so not him or i would beat her myself, shes weak

27) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later what is happening?

Uri and Zeke are trying to eat the cake batter while its in the bowl and tris is smacking them both with the spoon getting batter everywhere

28) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they chose?

they choose christina but the next day they divorce and marries tris and christina marries will

29) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

The serum stuff but caleb doesnt care about edward so he doesnt give it

30) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

why? '

31) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

32) Everyone gangs up on 3. Does 3 have a chance in hell?

33) Everyone is invited to 2 and 10 wedding except for 8. How do they react?

34) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

35) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

36) 1 arrives late for 2 and 10's wedding. What happens? And why are they late?

37) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

38) 3, 8, 6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

39) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

40) 9 murders 2’s best friend. What does 2 do to get back at them?

41) 6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Only one of them can survive. Does 6 save themselves or 1?

42) Which one of them is most likely to fail at life?

43) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

44) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

45) 4, 6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

46) 1 starts to write a fan-fiction where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

47) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

48) 8 and 3 go camping. For some reason they forget to bring any food. What do they do?

49) If 2 and 3 started going out, would 12 be angry?

50) (10) has been crushing on (2) for a while, that is until they figure out (2) likes (6). (10) runs off and meets (8) and (4) who tell them to talk to (7) who tells them to hook up with (1) until (2) kills (1) and ends up with (10).


--You know you’re fan fiction obsessed when..--

1. You will easily stay up all night reading fic, knowing very well that it will result in you sleeping through class the next day.

2. You have stayed up and read fic the night before exams

3. To you, ‘pulling an all-nighter’ means reading fic till 3 am

4. You don’t even realize that your eyes are burning until you look in the mirror and are faced with the likes of Gaara.

5. You’ve become a total fanfic snob and will spend hours searching through fics, none of them being good enough.

6. You daydream about the fic you read last night

7. You often think, “I rather be reading fic”

8. You dedicate time to ‘fic searching’

9. Scenes from a fic become integrated in your mind as part of the original storyline

10. You have to close your laptop, or open a new window when your mom comes in the room

11. You’ll verbally and physically fight against injustices of your fandom

12. You’ll cry when you read character death

13. You’ve spent a total of five minutes muttering quite creative curses at the screen.

14. You read fic in class.

15. You’ve used your school library ink to print out 120 pages of fanfic (Well, I've never done that)

16. A fanart can make your day

17. An update can make your *month*

18. You have 1284849 bookmarks to fics that you’re supposed to read

19. You have to wait an extra five seconds for anything internet related because you’ve loaded your computer with so much fic

20. A random scene you’ve read will pop up in your head and you’ll laugh out loud in the middle of class (wherever)

21. Taking a vacation to somewhere without 24 hour internet access translates as..”Load Computer With FIC”

22. Whenever you get a ‘downtime’ message you dramatically sigh and hang your head thinking…“It never fails”

23. You’ll get upset and think, “All I want to do is read some fics, is that so much to ask?!?!?!”

24. You’ve check someone’s lj 5 times in one hour, looking for an update that is *obviously* not coming.

25. You know all the spanye adds by heart. (You know the ones, ‘smut is better with boys’, etc)

26. You can never fully decide on your number one fic

27. You can seriously hate an author

28. You think "Mary Sue" is a swear word(s)

29. You quote fic

30. You wish fanfiction got more credit

31. You wish your favorite fic was animated (Damn it! I wish At-em -oh, and At Beggining of Life were.)

32. You have a complete skewed view of : romance, what a guy should look like. Act like

33. You have every source of your favorite author possible. Their email, AFF account FF.net account, livejournal, myspace, etc.

34. You use terms like: Slash. AU. HET. OTP. OC. Canon. Crossover. Crack. Fluff. Gen. lime. Lemon. Mpreg. Smut. Verse. in your everyday life and conversations


i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile.


How to Tell if You're a Writer

X If you talk to yourself.

X If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)

X If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)

XIf, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

XIf you live off of sugar and caffeine.

- If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

XIf, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

- If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

- If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

XIf people think you might have A.D.D.

XIf you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.

X If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

X If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

X If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101.


You know you’re a writer when…

- You know you’re a writer when 2000 words? Yeah, that’s not enough.

- You know you're a writer when time seems to speed the heck up when you’re writing.

- You know you’re a writer when you hyperventilate when somebody wants to read your writing before it’s done. Or without your permission.

- You know you’re a writer when you have ten documents of just planning.

- You know you’re a writer were you put extra security on your writing.

- You know you’re a writer when you start talking about character development.

- You know you’re a writer when you start hiding you exercise books were no one will ever find them.

- You know you’re a writer when you lie in bed staring up at the ceiling and thinking about your writing.

- You know you’re a writer when, at school when your asked to write something, you grin and start stretching your fingers.

- You know you’re a writer when, if your parents understand your room is a no-go zone when you’re writing.

- You know you’re a writer when, talking about pain and death doesn’t seem nearly as bad anymore.

- You know you’re a writer when, your friends don’t even both looking at you anymore when you gasp and pull out some paper.

- You know you’re a writer when you start borrowing large quantities of books at a time all from different genres and then toss the ones you don’t like around the room.

- You know you’re a writer when you have your computer on your lap and are surrounded by books open to pages with phrases that you like on them.

- You know you’re a writer when you deliberately write three different stories for an assignment, write two of them 4,000 words over the limit and end one of them on a huge cliffhanger.

- You know you’re a writer when if somebody else touches anything to do with writing, it’s a death sentence.

- You know you’re a writer when, when you see text talk (L8er, ect) you scream and feel like punching the screen.

- You know you’re a writer when your eyes go wide when somebody says your story was ‘good’.

- You know you’re a writer when you’re asked to write a story, grin, then told there is a word limit and you know you will fail.

- You know you’re a writer when you start talking to your English teacher about styles of writing.

- You know you’re a writer when if your friend shrugs after you ask how your story was you curse them for all eternity.

- You know you’re a writer when you write multiple stories from the lyrics of a song and no other words. (I’ve done that it so fun!)

- You know you’re a writer when you see your friend and start babbling on about a problem you’re having in the story you’re writing so fast that no one has any idea what the heck you’re saying.

- You know you’re a writer when you’re making these things and they’re really, really, really long and incredibly random but are still true.

- You know you’re a writer when you pick out favourite words and use them in speech. Excessively.

- You know you’re a writer when you stare at somebody intently before they read your story.

- You know you’re a writer when after your story is graded at school, and even if it is one of the highest masks in the class, and you get and A… you feel like screaming inside. (That kinda happened)

- You know you’re a writer when, when somebody is reading your story you stare at them, and keep asking them where they are so you can ramble about what you thought about that bit.

- You know you’re a writer when if somebody tells you to cut back on your story, you feel like sobbing.

- You know you’re a writer when you can tell if something is going to be too large to fit in a limit, so you can protect yourself from the heartbreak of removing it later.

- You know you’re a writer when, when somebody asks what you’re doing, you look at them with raised eyebrows.

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She ran to the hills! by Chimbwido reviews
Ana tours the playroom & refuses to consider Christian's 'indecent proposal'. She flees from Escala. Christian feels she has bewitched him & he can't resist her pull. Will he win Ana's heart, especially when an ex sub comes for the ultimate revenge -exposing his lifestyle to the world? Will Ana stand by her man and what part has Elena played in all of this? CREDIT TO EL JAMES.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 148,276 - Reviews: 1179 - Favs: 784 - Follows: 1,298 - Updated: 5/29/2018 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
50 Shades and an Earthquake by Ana810D reviews
This is another version of the Earthquake saga. In this one, Ana stays in Portland to go to graduate school. Jack Hyde is her master's level professor. She TAs for a class Hyde offers and lives in the same building as Jose. CG comes up with a way to make their commute a little more feasible. Come along for a twist to the original FSOG that will surprise and satisfy you!
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 262,739 - Reviews: 7062 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 12/28/2017 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., Kate K., Jack H.
Crossing Boundaries by addicted.strawberries reviews
When Tris Prior meets another accident yet again, here comes Four, her new bodyguard. But being a mere servant is not included in his plans, especially when his mission concerns killing Beatrice Prior.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,927 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Breaking The Habit by Bellum Gerere reviews
A Dauntless leader hell-bent on keeping his vice a secret and a Candor transfer with a fear of moths. Together they make some very bad choices. AU/OOC. Sequel "Broken Boy Soldier" up now! (Follow that one if you're looking for updates!)
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 65,888 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 3/16/2012 - [Eric, Christina] - Complete
Born In A War by MaddieWrites reviews
'I'm scared.' 'What are you scared about' 'How you're going to react' 'I think I'm…' Tomorrow we leave for erudite and I'm about to go against Tobias to work with Marcus. I'm pregnant with his baby too, my life just keeps getting better.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,718 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/19/2015 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Fifty Shades of Desire by TwiFan999 reviews
After her wedding is called off, Anastasia Steele heads out for a night with friends and cashes in her V-card to a handsome, gray eyed stranger...but despite her best efforts, it doesn't end there.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 54,910 - Reviews: 2505 - Favs: 1,803 - Follows: 2,666 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S.
Life Without War by divergentlover21 reviews
The title says it all.It's about what would've happened to the Divergent characters after initiation and Tris and Four were never together.Rated T.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,303 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 2/25/2013
Forever 10 by ForeverDivergent reviews
This is just a fluffy fanfic about Tris and Tobias' life if there wasn't any war. I know, overused, but these are my favorite fanfics and I decided to try it out. This is my first fanfic so please don't hate. Rated T because it's Divergent.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 67 - Words: 93,785 - Reviews: 2211 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Divergent Fanfic by AJ Grisham reviews
This is just a fluffy fanfic about what would happen if there was no war. I know this is used often but those are my favorite types of fanfics to read so I figured I would write my own! Rated T just to be safe!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 79 - Words: 96,045 - Reviews: 3567 - Favs: 1,568 - Follows: 1,290 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Track Stars by 2Kayla's-heart reviews
Tris is trying to keep up with the fast moving high school years. Will she be able to pass, run track, and have a crush all at the same time without losing something or someone. Her friend Chris insist on her with the older boy he can seem to leave her alone, but does he hide secrets and can she live with them. Includes most characters, some are OOC.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,503 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 3/14/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P.
The New Housekeeper by ShadyGreySteele reviews
Anastasia has a different back story. She applies for a housekeeping job in Christian Greys Escala penthouse while Ms. Jones is on temporary leave to make ends meet. He has an active submissive but will sweet Anastasia Dominate his Megalomaniac heart? This part is in Christian's POV. No copyright intended. All characters and similarities belong to E.L James & the 50 shades trilogy
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 50,950 - Reviews: 868 - Favs: 1,265 - Follows: 1,203 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Way to You (Four and Tris) by Iris Molefoursted reviews
Tris is in love with Four. But Four, her former intimidating instructor, has a girlfriend, Eliza, who doesn't want to share him with anybody. As much as Tris tries to hide her feelings, she doesn't succeed. And Four, likewise, becomes tense whenever she's near. The story unfolds as Eliza's secret gets revealed and Four and Tris struggles to find their way to each other. (COMPLETE!)
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 182,196 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Divergent High by AJ Grisham reviews
Or maybe I'm looking towards the south. Past the farms and the sweet tea into Mexico and Latin America. Perhaps the cardinal directions don't apply. Maybe we don't look north, or south, east or west. Perhaps we look forward, into the future. Or we look back into the past. Maybe some people have stopped looking all together. Maybe others don't know what they're looking for.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,776 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Divergent in Abnegation by Zariha321 reviews
I know there are several out there, but I wanted to know how I would write it if Tris and Tobias decided to stay in Abnegation. I'm hoping to stray from what others have written and breathe some new life into this story. Let me know what you think!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 72 - Words: 146,584 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 2/4/2014 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias, Uriah, Zeke - Complete
Lifeline: A Collection of Fourtris oneshots by Dauntless Mockingjay reviews
This was my first Divergent fic and I decided to add on to it! Total of six very fluffy, very plotless shots. Latest one contains Allegiant spoilers! Thanks for reading and R&R!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,138 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 8/25/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
Our Little Secret by roteschick reviews
The war did not happen, so how will their lives be different? Follow Tris, Tobias, Christina, Will and other characters in this drama-filled story. A lot of Four Tobias /Tris, some Christina/Will. Who's lives will be changed? Relationships will be tested, friendships will be broken. Rating T-M, for language and adult themes.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,567 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
A Chance by DivergentInABox reviews
Starts off at the Rankings. The war doesn't happen. Tris and Tobias get to live happily ever after. Right? Read and find out! I have taken down the ch 2-9, because I am re-writing them. So patience please.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,942 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Maid For You by Dauntless4736 reviews
He has dark brown short hair and deep blue eyes. His nose hooks slightly at the end. His eyes meet mine, and I feel like they're looking through my very soul. No matter what, I can't look away. He's hypnotizing. He notices me staring at him and half smirks at me. My heart pounds faster, but I know it will never work out. Because I am just the maid, and he's in control of me.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,067 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 4/4/2013 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Divergent Continued by klaporte reviews
This is my first fanfic! It's about Tris and Four and their beautiful life, if the war had not happened. Yes, it's a lovey dovey fluffy story(: Sorry, if you don't like that stuff, but read and review if you do! Thanks
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,136 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Lips of an Angel by IHeartUCato reviews
Lips of an Angel by Hinder. "Hearing her say my name... it sounds so sweet. My name, coming from the lips of an angel."
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias - Complete
simple, complicated love by maddiederp reviews
I know this is one of many, but the war never happened but Tris and Tobias face new challenges including Peter, Eric, jealous friends, enemies and maybe even parents.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,567 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/16/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
You Belong With Me by MockingjayWerewolf reviews
(Hunger Games Modern Day FF) Cato, Clove's best friend is dating Glimmer. Clove is heartbroken by this because she think of him as more than just a best ease Read and Review! ONE-SHOT!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Cato, Clove - Complete
Passover by LolaBleu reviews
It was her strength, her liveliness that really made her beautiful. No one else saw that - not yet anyway -, and it made me feel like I was carrying around something precious, a secret knowledge that needed to be guarded jealously. Divergent from Tobias' POV.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,870 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/3/2012 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P. - Complete
Paragon by Fallen990 reviews
After the war has settled down, Dauntless trainings begin every year as usuall. This year Tris is a Trainer along side Four.With memories plauging them can they press the importance of the Dauntless faction on these new transfers? JUST READ IT ! And of course as always REVIEW!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,675 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Congratulations, here's your diploma Miss Steele by ShadyGreySteele reviews
What if Kate hadn't been sick and Ana never met Christian that fateful May afternoon at GEH ? When he handed out diplomas at her graduation ceremony from WSUV would he have been as mesmerized by her beauty? Lets find out ! Written in Christian Grey's POV. Enjoy and please excuse any TYPO's. I'm too lazy too correct them : rated M 18 and older please.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,080 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 276 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Christian G., Anastasia S. - Complete
Perfect by VioletO'Shea reviews
This is my take on what could have happened after Tris' initiation ceremony if Erudite had never planned an attack and Tobias and Tris got to live an 'ordinary' dauntless life. FOURTRIS!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,887 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Four/Tobias, Tris/Beatrice P.
Drunk Dialing Christian Grey by ShadyGreySteele reviews
What if Ana woke up in the middle of the night and found herself wrapped in the arms of Christian Grey after her drunken spectacle? Would she make a run for it or would she stay the night? Will Christian catch her trying to make a run for it and persuade her to stay? Let's see shall we. Hope you all enjoy.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,471 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Christian G. - Complete
A New Life by deliriousrepetition reviews
Life after the war was over and things have been sorted out. Lots of Fourtris, but still has a good plot. Tris and Four are training initiates together! Sounds stupid, hopefully it's not awful. It's my first story so i'd love it if you'd read and review! Thanks. DISCLAIMER: I do not own anything! All rights belong to the amazing Veronica Roth. STORY IS ON HOLD.
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,531 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Tris/Beatrice P., Four/Tobias
Truth or Dare Divergent Style by IHeartUCato reviews
REPOST Everyone loves a good game of truth or dare, right? Well join our favourite and not-so-favourate characters from Divergent in their game!
Divergent Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,136 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 8/27/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Complete