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Joined 05-06-13, id: 4708032, Profile Updated: 10-16-13
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and NCIS.

Favorite color: Midnight Blue. I think it's a really mysterious color

Eye color: People think its light blue but it's secretly a bluey grey (from what I saw in the mirror anyways)

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

The Giant Squid is not an appropiate date to the Yule Ball

I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher. It's tasteless, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

I am not allowed to joke about Remus's "time of the month"

I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work"

I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive (Us gryffs will win)

I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways

I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey"

"To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God

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BOOK QUOTES!!!

District Twelve. Where you can starve to death in safety. Katniss

Always-Peeta (hmm I know this from somewhere ... oh that's right Severus Snape ...)

"Want a sugar cube?" Finnick

I volunteer! I volunteer as tribute.

Here's some advice. Stay alive.

"Remember, I am still betting on you girl on fire..." -Cinna

"Winning means fame and fortune, Losing means certain death, The Hunger Games have begun..."

What We're All Made Of by Avatar Kyoshi reviews
To her surprise, Autumn is placed in the school of storm; the most powerful school, but after Orientation, things get serious, threats rise and friends fall, as the battle of a lifetime takes place in the shadows of the Spiral. Can she prove to herself she's worthy, and make a name for herself? It's a pretty hard life, when the fate of the spiral rests in your hands. 1st Wizfic! :D
Wizard101 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 2/7/2013 - OC
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Through the looking glass reviews
We invite you to imagine a dream world where all your favourite characters reside. Ponder a world of nonsense and magic where the greatest triumphs and tragedies of each character are yours to behold. As each character prepares to face Voldemort, step through the looking glass and glimpse their world as you've never seen it before.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,822 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013
Cat's dont drink coffee reviews
they don't ... xD
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/29/2013 - Abby S., Tony D., Ziva D., Jackson Gibbs