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Joined 03-16-13, id: 4602069, Profile Updated: 02-01-14

Hello I am the awesome MosquitoMalaria. Not awesome-er than Prussia though... I also go by the name Cronada. It's a mix between my real name, Crona(Soul Eater), and Canada(Hetalia). I act like those characters a lot so...

Okay! Here's some stuff about me I've seen this stuff on a few profiles before. This isn't my idea.

Real Name: Corina...

Bday: August 11

Age: IN between 9 years old and 250 years old. Make a guess.

Gender: Female.

Species: I was told I was human, but, I think their hiding the fact that I'm actually a mutant ninja thing...

Life Goal: To become a history teacher

Skills: I'm pretty smart I guess. I can read pretty fast. I...I...um... skills, lets see...I can kind of play the guitar. I can swim...I can write...kind of.

Location: Washington, America

Average school grades: A

Favourite subject(s): Math

Least favourite subject(s): HUMANITIES! MY TEACHER HATES MY BEST FRIEND AND WE DON'T DO ANYTHING WORTHWHILE IN THAT 67 MINUTE LONG CLASS GAAAAH!

Favourite colour: Black

Average time it takes to update: N/A

Favorite movie: ALL OF THE HARRY POTTER MOVIES! (Psst. The books were better)

Favorite anime: Um...Okay, you can't ask me that! Top 4 in no particular order: Hetalia, Durarara, Dangan Ronpa (cry), and Attack on Titan.

2nd Favorite Anime: 2nd Top 4 in no particular order: Ouran High School Host Club

Favorite Manga: Probably Doubt

Favorite music group(?): VOCALOID, Nada Surf, Postal Service, Death Cab For Cutie, MCR, Panic! At the Disco

Favorite Book: Harry Potter, The Girl Who Could Fly, Mysterious Benedict Society, The Name of This Book is Secret... I don't want to go into every book I like... It would fill up this whole thing.

Favorite instrument: Piano

Favorite Yaoi Couple: Hm. UsUk

Favorite Yuri Couple: I really like Belarus x Liechtenstein

Interests: Drawing, reading, anime/manga, some other shit.

Dislikes: Stupid people, P. E., my Humanities class, bananas, I Don't know.

Here's some other stuff

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (not cool, but fun)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (Black and silver)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.(No, sports suck. Except swimming)
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night

Total:18 Wow...

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.

You wear eyeliner.

You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing (No. Heck no)

Total: 5. Again, wow...

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In Our Solemn Hour by Warsaw and Vilnius reviews
The time was World War II, at the dawn of a global conflict like nothing any of the Nations had ever seen before. Nothing could've prepared them for what lay ahead: a war more total and radical than anything they could ever have imagined. This wasn't just business as usual; it was centuries' worth of pent-up emotions all coming into play at once. This was indeed their darkest hour.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 227,468 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/10/2015 - Published: 2/3/2013
Hidden by DreamsofDeathandRoses reviews
Rin Kagamine, a genuis, hides her true identity due to her father. She doesn't talk at school, doesn't interact with anyone at all. Len is a popular boy, who happens to be failing all his classes. When a Sensei forces Rin to tutor Len, and Len figures out who she really is, things get... interesting. Lame summary! Please read and review! Action/Friendship/Romance SPINOFF IS COMING!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,348 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Rin K., Len K. - Complete
And They All Die in the End by xiangli reviews
"How do I do all this killing? I just remember that no matter what, there's no heaven for me. Not for any of us. So whether I kill or not, it won't matter in the end." Countries are being murdered, one by one. Who is the killer? Bad summary, I know. A lot of this fanfic is based off Seven Little Killers by Lucky-Angel135.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,050 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Russia, Sealand, Belgium, Netherlands
The host girls have arrived! by TheModifiedKid reviews
Haruhi can no longer play as a boy so the host club bring in new female hosts and welcomes male guests. How will this all turn out? And how are the guys going to be able to handle sharing their hosts club spotlight with some new female counterparts? I DO NOT OWN OURAN HIGHS SCHOOL HOST CLUB. :)
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,346 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 11/23/2012
Our Little Secret by BritishTraveller reviews
Arthur Kirkland is nineteen. You're supposed to have fun and be free when you're that age, right? Wrong. Arthur is a patient at Ashcliffe Psychiatric Hospital, a place where fun and freedom is hard to come by. With a corrupt doctor and a harsh past, nothing is easy in Arthur's life... But what happens when his old doctor mysteriously reappears with a plan to save Arthur? Rated M/MA
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 4/14/2013 - England/Britain, America, France
Those Damned Chairs by Corkboard reviews
Leave it to America to decide it was Shirtless O Clock...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,265 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 49 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete