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Basic -
29. Trondheim. Kat.

Other -
Keywords for my existence includes Pokémon, Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, pirates, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the Legend of Zelda, Supernatural, dinosaurs, Alice in Wonderland, zombies, A Song of Ice and Fire.
My current fuel is cheese, grapes, mango, whiskey, rum, jäger, coffee, tea, chewing gum, books, friendship, creativity, imagination, red bull.
My current soundtrack is Thin Lizzy, AC/DC, Metallica, Def Leppard, Puddle of Mudd, Harry Potter audiobooks.

I also have a huge thing for movie nights, video games, not sleeping, panicking over nothing, writing letters, and other than that just being awesome.
I'm open, honest, stubborn, creative and imaginative. I have insomnia. I get lost in my thoughts a lot.

Everything you can imagine is real.

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De-Aged by The Bibliomaniac reviews
The Doctor and Jack have found themselves to be 11. Unfortunately, there is no easy fix, so the Doctor decides they should attend Hogwarts until they can find a way to return to their proper ages. Here, they make friends, confuse professors, and desperately try to avoid disturbing fixed points in time. Updates on a monthly basis.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 88 - Words: 138,728 - Reviews: 2048 - Favs: 1,332 - Follows: 1,671 - Updated: 7/6 - Published: 4/29/2013 - 10th Doctor, Jack H.
The Rise and Fall of the Stag and the Doe by SiriusUntiltheVeryEnd reviews
Moments. They make or break relationships. Lily didn't just happen to fall in love with James. It wasn't an accident, but a long drawn out process that grew out of the relationships of the people around them. And when it came down to it, even Lily and James couldn't fight fate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 95 - Words: 379,212 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 1,336 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Lily Evans P., Marlene M., Dorcas M., Marauders - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Mudblood's Pants by Harmonic Friction reviews
Draco thinks his interest in Granger is a secret until Pansy pranks him by giving him a pair of Granger's pants. To avoid Pansy's evil schemes, Draco must embark upon a hunt for clues throughout Hogwarts Castle. His prize? Granger, of course. Can he find Granger? Will one time be enough? And what if his feelings morph from lust into something stronger?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 101,503 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 10/2/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P.
The Time Lady of Hogwarts by Paranoid Blue reviews
In a galaxy far away, The Face of Boe tells The Doctor his final secret. "You are not alone" But what if there was another survivor out there besides The Master. Someone who attended a very special school?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,467 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 11/19/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Luna L. - Complete
A Different Kind of Battle by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Moving home was harder for Charlie than he expected. However it isn't family that keep him from returning to Romania but a broken woman, lost in her own shattered mind who desperately needs his help. CharlieLuna.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,231 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Charlie W., Luna L. - Complete
Playwitch's Top 10 Sexiest Wizards by The Golden Duo 22 reviews
When Playwitch comes knocking, 10 of Wizarding England’s finest step up to the challenge. Multiple Pairings: Ginny/Cormac/Romilda, Harry/Draco, Luna/Lucius, Remus/Hermione/Sirius, Bill/Lavender/Charlie, Fred/Verity/George.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,086 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P.
The Coolest Girl He Ever Knew by KatieBell70 reviews
At eleven, he thought she was annoying. At twenty-four, he told her he loved her. At twenty-five, he lost her. How Charlie Weasley remembers the love of his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Charlie W., N. Tonks - Complete
Heaven in a Wildflower by IchigoTheStray reviews
She was his first and only love. She helped him through the worst, she was with him every step of the way. She helped him rescue the princess. And yet, history has almost completely erased her. This is their real story.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,816 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Link, Malon
Charlie and Luna Sitting in a Tree by AlmondJoyz reviews
He's been alone for too long. And then along comes Luna....
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,498 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Charlie W., Luna L. - Complete
Auburn Burn by slightlysickpsycho reviews
Ignores Snape's death. Harry loves Ginny, but Ginny isn't sure how she feels about him. When Snape catches her out of bed one night, smut ensues. Contains light bondage dominant Snape .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,730 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Ginny W., Severus S. - Complete
Tattooed Across Her Mind by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Waking up hungover is never a good thing. Waking up hungover, in a strange room and in bed with a stranger has the potential to be a disaster. Gift for Clover Bay. Winner of the Twin Exchange January 2010 Challenge. CharlieHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 430 - Follows: 59 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Cherry Pie by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Two prefects, one slice of pie, one explosive exercise in learning to share. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pinned Up by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
When Sirius takes a collection too far, Hermione decides to take action. SiriusHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
That was quite some Patronus by WerewolfDoctor reviews
Remus Lupin and Sirius Black watch Harry's Patronus during the Griffindor/Ravenclaw Quidditch game PoA . This is their thoughts and feelings.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Stuck by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Just because they were both willing to accept some blame, didn't make being stuck in a broom cupboard together any easier. DracoHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,037 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Injustice of it All by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Sirius and Remus spend the evening schooling Hermione in the art of discretion. SiriusHermioneRemus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,434 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Secrets of the Heart by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
5 yrs post-war: roughly canon-compliant except Snape survived, thanks to a certain Gryffindor brunette. Now they are working together on ways to reverse damage done by Dark Arts. And their relationship is... complicated. HGSS, M for late chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 141,327 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
That Time by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Hey, remember that time? A series of fourteen drabbles using the lyrics of the song 'That Time' by Regina Spektor as prompts. Various Ratings. JamesLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,670 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Toast by murderofonerose reviews
Includes two cons, three different kinds of alcohol, Ford in a sink, and one very simple answer. Oh, and lots of fooling around. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Sleepless Nights by I'm Just Drawn That Way reviews
A coming-of-age tale, in which the brightest witch of her age learns about sex & love from excellent teachers. A Gryffindor for a reason: Hermione is nothing if not daring... SBRLHG/FWGWHG/HGLL/hints of HGSS. Slash, het, & femmeslash, sometimes graphic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete