![]() Hiya! Welcome to my profile, (I don't know why you're here in the first place, but, whatever) Name Engi-Head... wait you already know this, you're on my profile, why do people type this? Age: 13 Gender: Male Species: God knows what, I'd say part monkey and part human Now after that little introduction, my OC, the image of myself in the fanfiction realm who is way cooler than me... ._. Name: Maximillion (Prefers to be called Max) History: Max had lost his left leg, right arm and right eye in an accident, where he also lost his parents. In the hospital, the doctors predicted he would die. Unbeknownst to the hospital workers, a military agent had been inserted in the medical centre, looking for the right candidate for a top secret operation to try and combine a human brain with artificial intelligence and appendages. The agent saw Max as a potential candidate. He took him away to a military lab, where a hasty operation was performed to bring Max back to the correct level of health for tests so they could be sure they could use him. Finally, after a year of tests, quizzes, and examinations, he was given a robotic eye, arm, leg, and parts of his brain were modified to increase intelligence and performance. Then he was given intense training for two years, the scientists making modifications of his artificial body parts and observing his behaviour. By the end of his training, he had been outfitted with a plasma cannon that could unfold from his back and over his left shoulder, his right arm could now morph into a chain-gun, and he picked his weapons of choice, a LAW Disposable Rocket Launcher, and a butterfly knife. After being inserted into conflict zones a few times, the scientists and military officers thought that his emotions and common sense were getting in the way of him completing his missions properly. They decided they would remove the emotional part of his brain and replace it with robotics. Max heard them discussing this and he escaped the facility. With no other purpose or skills, Max became a mercenary. By this time he was 14. Favorite smashers: Solid Snake, Sheik, R.O.B, Samus, Ike. Final Smash: Max charges his plasma cannon to maximum power, (To get an idea of how high maximum power is, windows of buildings 50 miles away shudder or break) then knocks the targeted opponent in the air and unleashes the blast at them. Personality: Quite serious, although a little laid back and joking at times, he never fully trusts people, although he will OBLITERATE (Emphasis) anyone who tries to cause harm to his friends. Appearance: Grey short sleeved t-shirt, jeans, belt with butterfly knife and LAW strapped to either side, robotic right eye with no fake skin covering, mechanical right arm and left leg. Powers: Right mechanical arm morphs into chain-gun, plasma cannon unfolds off back and over left shoulder, has finely honed skills with a knife and has a LAW Rocket Launcher Good or evil: Good Species: Cyborg Fighting capabilities: Uses heavy, destructive attacks Least Favorite smasher: Game and Watch Do they want to take over the world:No Do you believe in Santa: Sure I love manga! Full Metal Alchemist, .hack, and Deathnote are some of my favourites. All manga ftw Roses are green, Violets are yellow Stop making stupid poems Refrigerator stupid things that people do. (bold the ones that you have done) 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (Some of my friends may be gay, I don't know yet) I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. (I only have a fine motor disability, nothing serious. Look up "Motor Dyspraxia") I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. (Part English, guv'nah) I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Dafuq?) I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion. I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. Only disagree in certain areas, a.k.a Tony Abbott trying to "Stop the boats" (He's a bastard) I'm a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast (meh... not true anymore...) I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a GIRLFRIEND so I MUST be Gay. (Not yet anyway) I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. (I only point them out to myself, though...) I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake. I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems. type ur name: Engi-Head type ur name with ur knuckles: Engi-Head type ur name with ur nose: Engi-Head type ur name with ur feet: Engi-Head (Win) tgtype ur name with a pen without looking: Enfu9itrsd (Crap) type ur name without looking: Engipjrad (CRAP!) type ur name with ur elbows: Engi-Head type ur name with ur thumbs: Engi-Head 50 THINGS YOU DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT ME UNTIL YOU READ THIS: 1, What color is your toothbrush? Blue 2, Name one person who made you smile today: Family friend Alan. What a guy. 3, What were you doing at 8 am this morning: FMA 4, What were you doing 45 minutes ago? Homework 5, What is your favorite candy bar? Mars 6, Have you ever been to a strip club? No 7, What is the last thing you said aloud? UPDATE DAMMIT! 8. What is your favorite ice cream flavor? Cookies and Cream 9, What was the last thing you had to drink? Milk 10, Do you like your wallet? It has money, whats not to like 11, What was the last thing you ate? Cereal 12, Have you bought any new clothing items this week? Nope 13, The last sporting event you watched? Internal rowing regatta 14, What is your favorite flavor of popcorn? Just the normal salty kind 15, Who is the last person you sent a text message too? Can't remember 16, Ever go camping? Yeah 17, Do you take vitamins daily? Nah 18, Do you go to church every Sunday? Yes 19, Do you have a tan? Sorta 20,Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza? F*ck yes 21, Do you drink your soda with a straw? Hell no 22, What did your last text message say? Something about movies 23, What are you doing tomorrow? School 25, Look to your left, what do you see? A cupboard 26, What color is your watch? Black 27, What do you think of when you hear Australia? Everything I can see because I live there 28, What is your birthstone? Opal 29, Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru? Mostly drive-thru 30, What is your favorite number? 10 31, Who's the last person you talked to on the phone? Kaitlin (Friends since 3 years old) 32, Any plans today? Nope 33, How many states have you lived in? 1 34, Biggest annoyance right now? I'm sick and australia is f*cking hot and humid as per bloody usual 35, Last song listened to? Famous Last Words 36,Can you say the alphabet backwards? Tried, failed, moved on 37, Do you have a maid service clean your house? We used to have some cleaners 38, Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time? I DUNNO LOL 39, Are you jealous of anyone? I guess not 40, Is anyone jealous of you? Don't know why they would be 41, Do you love anyone? YOU! STFU! *looks around nervously* 42, Do any of your friends have children? No 44, Do you hate anyone that you know right now? F*CK YOU RHYS (Aaaaaand that troll guy bashing Mariannes ToD and other fics who thinks he's cool) 45, Do you use the word 'hello' daily? I say hi 46, What color is your car? I'm a little young for a car 47, Do you like cats? Yesh 48. Are you thinking about someone right now? STFU! AGAIN! 49, Have you ever been to Six Flags? Nah 50, How did you get your worst scar? Fell of my Ripstik years ago, the scar still hasn't gone · Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking. I'm new so far, and haven't written any stories, so thats about it for now. |
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