![]() Hello, Well to say someday I'll post some thing in my account probably a story that will be good to anyone that reads it. :) A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle. Girl:Slow down, i'm scared. Guy:No, this is fun. Girl:No it's not, please, it's so scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl:I love you, slow down. Guy:Now give me a big hug She gave him a big hug Guy:Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, It's really bothering me. The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile. Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, If you are a procrastinator copy and paste this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it's uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others. If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile. 98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. 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If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you want animal neglect and abuse to stop then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list: SamManson14, Jessica01,master123456789, TdiBridgette, XshoppingshortieX, Einstinette, moonlight1681, 95 of all teens would go into a panic if the Jonas brothers were on a 100 foot building about to jump. copy and paste this if you are one of the 5 who brought popcorn and invited friends. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero.o, emoTWiLiGHT. Obsessed.with.writing, -TeAm EdWaRd32- 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, xshoppingshortiex, Einstinette, moonlight1681, I'm crazy. So what? If you're crazy and proud, copy this into your profile! Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you, copy this into your profile. Arguing with yourself is fine. It's when you argue with yourself & LOSE that's weird. If you've ever done that, copy & paste this on your profile. If you think iPods were gifts from the gods copy and paste this onto your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile. If you like animals, copy and paste this into your profile. If you listen to alternative rock, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a virgin, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have never been social enough to be exposed to drugs, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think you go against the status quo, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wanted to love someone, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been worried for another person, copy and paste this into your profile. Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you're obsessed with fanfiction, copy & paste this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (testicals XD) If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If youve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. If you are the kind of person that gets excited when you get like 2 reviews, copy and paste this to your profile If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy and paste this into your profile God gave us two legs to walk, two arms to touch, two ears to hear, and two eyes to see. But why did he give us only one heart? To find the other that is in your soulmate. They say you learn from your mistakes. That is why I am making as many as possible. I will soon be a GENIUS. The key to flying is throwing yourself to the ground and missing. FOR NARNIA!!!!!! AAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 95% of girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Copy and Paste this on your profile if you're one of the five percent that would poke your new prisoner with a stick. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile. (Chocolate? WHO SAID CHOCOLATE?!). Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!!!!!! 1.YOUR REAL NAME: * 2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Andizzle 3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Silverdragon 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Raquel Ann 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Aguanda 6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue mountain dew 7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Nurixel 8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Bobo 9. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): *clasified 10. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (something bad, favorite fruit) Dark Orange 11. YOUR PIRATE NAME: (third favorite color, pirate accessory) Red Dagger |
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