DingoPox
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Joined 03-17-13, id: 4603734, Profile Updated: 03-31-13

G'day ladies and gents of the Internet, a pleasure to see you today!

I go by the alias DingoPox, 26 year old would be ecologist, maybe Vet Tech and ten year Veteran of the Fanfiction Wars. My alias stands as an Aussie recently moved to Canada, I infected everyone with in a hundred meter radius with the most vile flu you could imagine. Which is fair enough because they've returned the favour a dozen times over. Symptoms include spelling nazi-ism, low tolerance for cliched fanfic plots (I'm looking at you Inheritance fandom) and the occasional craving for baby burgers.

So as long as you're not one of the following, you're safe from me;

  1. A crap-chap fic. That is a fanfic composed of short, crappy, rapidly updated chapters because you typed them straight into the Submission box. Here's a hint, if your chapter is less than 800 words, it's not worth reading.
  2. Another goddamn rewrite of Eragon with your Oc/Mary Sue
  3. Another goddamn teenager who falls into Alagaesia
  4. A juicy, juicy baby
  5. Review lemming who's got nothing better to say than 'gr8 wRite MOre!!!'

I bet many of you are asking, with all your hoighty toighty reviews, where's your fic? It's on the way. That charming, happy go lucky chap in my avatar is Alectryon and you'll meet his Rider soon enough.

Cheers and inspiration, goodluck!