KimiKeiko
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Joined 08-19-04, id: 656119
Author has written 1 story for Yu Yu Hakusho.
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Hello! It's me Kyra. I'm 15 and live on the most boring place on earth...STATEN ISLAND! I wish I could live somewhere exciting like: England(of course because of all the hott brits lol), Hogwarts (although that is not possible cries), Mars could be fun, but I dunno.

Fave Quotes and Great Sayings:
~"Life is bad, until it's not." -CoRo, from CoRo's Words of Wisdom
~"Once you're born, you start to die." -CoRo, from CoRo's Words of Wisdom
~"All you need in life is WD-40 and duct tape. WD-40 if its not moving and supposed to, and duct tape if its moving and not supposed to." -CoRo, from CoRo's Words of Wisdom
~"Raw Easter eggs taste really really bad!" -CoRo, from CoRo's Words of Wisdom
~"The midiget will always be down." -Midiget Puppy
~"Don't be afraid to be quiet." -Phillip
~"If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind." (that shows you CoRo)
~War determines not who is right, but who is left.
~There is no such thing as good luck. There is only misfortune and its occasional absence.
~Things are only impossible until they are not.
~A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.
~If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
~If a kid asks where rain comes from, I tell him, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, I tell him, "Probably because of something you did."
~The difference between insane asylums and our schools is that in the insane asylum you have to show some improvement before you can get out.
~The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75 of the population.
~If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos... then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
~Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings... they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
~The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by those who got there first.
~Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
~Money is how people with no talent keep score.
~Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Those who study history are doomed to know it's repeating.
~Despite the rising cost of living, it remains a popular activity.
~Trying is the first step to failing.
~If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
~Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
~A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
~To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it.
~One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.
~A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
~Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.
~You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
~On the other hand, you have different fingers.
~He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
~He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
~Well behaved women rarely make history.
~A day without sunshine is like, night.
~Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.
~If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
~If you lack enemies, you are not doing something worthwhile.
~Love your enemies, it get them really confused.
~Madness takes it's toll. Please have exact change.
~Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.(sounds like the OR)
~Reality is for people who lack imagination.
~Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. YOU CHOOSE!
~We're all here because we're not all there.

Questions that need answering: (please e-mail me if you know the answers)
~If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? (Retrogress, thank you Wolf of the Frozen Flame.) (I would have said Congress, but I geuss that would be the technical answer.-Mery12, yea me too but whatever)
~If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
~Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
~If the psychic hotline really was... wouldn't they call you?
~Why is it that when you transport something by car, its called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?
~Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?
~Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?
~What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
~Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? (Because smart people know that they don't it all, stupid people don't know that they don't know. , thanks Mery12)
~Why do they call it a "building"? It looks like they're finished. Why isn't it a "builting"?
~Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
~Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
~They say the grass is greener on the other side, but have you ever flipped it over?
~Why is a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
~If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
~If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
~If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
~Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word? (Because the people who came up words for things love to screw with our brains, have you ever heard of Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia? It's the fear of long words, and I swear it's true! They're all sitting in their offices laughing their heads off., lol thanks agan Mery12)
~What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
~How do I sent my laser printer to stun?

I probably sound completly mental, and you most likely think that I should be sent to a mental asylum and be put in a white padded room, but oh well. Schmitty is coming with me.

I WILL ONE DAY TAKE OVER THE WORLD AND RID IT OF BROCCOLI WITH MY ARMY OF SPANKALISCIOUS AZNS(im not racist i swear its just a joke on my ex-ex-ex-ex-friend eddie) ALL HAIL THE ORANGE RECTANGLEZ (SCHMITTY~CORO~UTAH~SQUARED~SLEEPY)

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Was It Out of Pity? by thoth-moon reviews
Better by far that you should forget and smile than that you should remember and be sad. But sometimes the best of intentions have disastrous results. Yaoi. Angst, tort
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,206 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Kurama M., Hiei - Complete
The Lovers Of Azkaban by Da Jazzman reviews
Slash, Harry & Draco. Sent to Azkaban together, the pair find themselves immersed in the Adventure of their lives and in something else altogether unexpected. Despite the title, this is NOT a depressing tale. It is an exciting romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 278,170 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 10/7/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
MOO 17: Broomsticks and Bad Jokes by Amanita Jackson reviews
Month O' Oneshots 17! No pairings in this one, really, just lots and lots and LOTS of Quidditch jokes! Need I say more? Read, laugh, get funny looks from everyone else in the room. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Cho C., Draco M. - Complete
MOO 15: Before the Ball by Amanita Jackson reviews
Month O' Oneshots 15! Halfway done, and randomness ensues the day before some Ball. Squids, randomness, cinnamon buns. Plenty of snogging Drarry Dron and BlaiseRon. [Raise...?] Under Drarry cos it'll get more hits. ] Humor. Fluff. Insanity. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Kiss the Cook by justanormalgirl357 reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione take cooking classes over the summer after fifth year. Draco starts thinking for himself, which doesn‘t go over well. Cooking, fire, loos, kisses, betrayal, and secrets. HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,851 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sacrifice by Pikachumaniac reviews
When the four companions find themselves in Kurogane’s world, Kurogane finds himself torn between staying behind and the newly developing relationship between himself and Fai. Kurogane x Fai, complete.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,578 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/15/2006 - Published: 1/31/2005 - Complete
A Panther's Heart by Copper Vixen reviews
Harry gets caught while in his animagus form and is purchased to be a familiar to his worst enemy, HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 80,552 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 6,995 - Follows: 1,903 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The Heart of the Phoenix by daemonfamiliar reviews
We all know the prophecy Harry has to fulfill: either he kills Voldemort or Voldermort kills him, right? Well, there is one little line that Dumbledore 'accidentally' edited out of the memory in the Pensieve, and one line can make all the difference. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,581 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/26/2006 - Published: 1/12/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Wedding Date by gemlou137 reviews
Slash! Harry Potter gets called back to England for his sister's wedding but has to bring a date. He reluctantly finds himself a hired escort. Facing his tormentors again after several years Harry somehow manages to fall in love with his escort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,689 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/21/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taster by PenguinsOfDoom reviews
A unfortunate dare had Draco kissing harry, but what's bothering him enough to not throw a hissy fit over it? Drabble. DMHP SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Valentines Mysteries by yaoinessdotcom reviews
Harry refuses to consciously acknowledge who gave him his Valentine. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,689 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In Need of Safety by MLissagirl reviews
Draco gets a surprise he can't keep. What will he do? This is Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 28,369 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mind Mage by James Milamber reviews
Post OotP, AU as of HBP. Harry comes to grips with the death of his Godfather, and Hogwarts gets yet another new DADA teacher. Just a typical year for the Boy Who Lived, really...or is it? HG and RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 172,609 - Reviews: 3734 - Favs: 1,216 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 3/14/2006 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
IN THE ARMS OF LOVE by shiorifoxiesmom reviews
The arms Hiei wants to be in are Kurama's. Will he get his wish or will he lose Kurama to another? Please R&R. COMPLETE. Epilog added.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 28,923 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Aesthetic Pleasantry by Odyssion reviews
He never knew one little bruise in the wrong place could cause such havoc. KakaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fruits Basket Does Phantom by jezebel-summonthepolice reviews
For some reason, Kaibara high decide to put on a production of The Phantom of The Opera. The Sohmas and Tohru find themselves taking part. Features Kyo losing it. COMPLETE! No sequel will be written for this fickle. Sorry!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,099 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/3/2005 - Published: 8/24/2005 - Yuki S., Kyo S. - Complete
Dreaming Reality by DracoLover666 reviews
[Complete][DHr]Sequel to The bet.Hermione wakes one summer day to find this so called 'Passed Year' was just a horrible nightmare.When she finally gets to Hogwarts,she realizes her dream isn't just a dream anymore. Her dream is becoming her reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,803 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Who Do You Think You Are? by Got2bMione reviews
(used to be Ms. Granger) OliverHermione: Will they manage to stop themselves from falling in love when they're pulled together by the entire staff, student body, and their hearts?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,221 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 6/26/2003 - Hermione G., Oliver W.
Reality by Trinka reviews
ALTERNATE UNIVERSE! Ginny is convinced to be in a reality show against her better judgement. Who is the hunk all the women are fighting over? We know him. We love him. But in my story, Ginny's never met him. Mild language. COMPLETE. Sequel started.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,803 - Reviews: 1873 - Favs: 720 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Vampire Fangs by coldflamez reviews
Ginny's ready for her 6th year to begin; she's even looking forward to the special assignment Dumbledore has given her. But what happens when an annoying Slytherin Prince decides to tag along? Why is trusting slytherins so easy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,914 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/22/2005 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Hogwarts High by Siriusly Amused reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE! Hogwarts High is a normal high school. The HP kids have no magic. This is a story about normal kids attending a high school with a weird name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,822 - Reviews: 830 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Unlock My Heart by Cealz reviews
A changed Lockhart returns to Hogwarts and Hermione is forced into a bet. Can a teacher and a student fall in love? And what happens if someone wants to stop it? A tale with a twist. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,349 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/7/2005 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Hermione G., Gilderoy L. - Complete
One Life To Another by A Life of Rules is No Fun reviews
I thought that a normal life would be mine to live. Of course, I'd never thought that I'd be on the Reikai's Most Wanted list. Hiei, Kurama, Kuwabara, and Yusuke, welcome to a new adventure.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 91,526 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2005 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Hiei - Complete
Torn by Escritor reviews
The train ride to Hogwart's is suddenly not-so-grand when Herms and Harry are kidnapped! When Gin & Draco look for them, does something form? Lots of drama! GWDM, HGRW. Fires, Love, a bad Harry, Ginny & Draco..RR! RR! ComPleTeD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,800 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Serpent Fang in the Lion's Den by slytherin-kittycat reviews
COMPLETE! It is Hermione and Draco's 6th year. They are forced to work on an advance potions project together, and soon they discover that something other than the potion is brewing between them. Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,513 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/4/2004 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Who Followed Who? by SnarkyFanGirl reviews
dark!GinnyDraco. Don't expect the typical picture of Ginny Weasley in this story. Voldemort has returned and the OotP is still meeting- but one of their members has decided she's not so sure where her loyalties really lie.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 47 - Words: 108,609 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 4/27/2004 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Worth the Wait by Atomic Elf reviews
After Hermione's friends leave her during the school year and tragedy strikes, she is afraid of becoming too close with anyone. Will she let fear conquer her feelings towards Oliver or will she conquer her fear? COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,181 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/24/2004 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Oliver W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Bet by DracoLover666 reviews
[COMPLETE][DHr]Draco Malfoy is challenged to a bet. To make Hermione Granger fall in love with him. But as his plan starts to take effect he realizes he can't deny his true feelings for Hermione any longer. But can he stop the bet before its to late?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,152 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 3/2/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Insatiable by Arigatomina reviews
Yaoi, KuramaxHiei. Prequel to 'Blood Lust.' Kurama has mastered the shift to his youko form, and he's ready to show off his skills. But Hiei isn't ready to lose his control over their relationship.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,882 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/5/2002 - Youko, Hiei - Complete
With The Help of Roses reviews
Touya is colder than usual. Kurama is depressed. Can their two friends Hiei and Jin help them overcome their grief and learn to love? ONESHOT. YAOI. COMPLETE.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2006 - Kurama M., Touya - Complete