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Who's This White Kid? by Flameraiser reviews
Harry wakes up in a strange jungle seemingly de-aged and without his wand. He has to figure out how to live in this whole new environment that he has seemingly warped to. And what the hell is a Wakanda? First few chapters will be about entry into the world and not much else. Obviously takes place in the Avengers universe. Will primarily use the MCU as a reference.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,128 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 4,162 - Follows: 5,730 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 10/17/2018 - Harry P.
Playing Our Roles by The Grim Blade reviews
Something unexpected happened to me. I'm stuck inside the body of the (future) greatest thief in Vale, with the power of The Gamer given to me for some unknown reason. All in all, it could be worse. For now I have given myself a mission, actually being the greatest thief in Vale! I also need to screw over Cinder, save Pyrrha and Penny, and not end up dead in the process.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 140,712 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 4,516 - Follows: 5,548 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 4/19/2017 - Roman T., OC, Neo
Harry Potter, Squatter by Enterprise1701-d reviews
Based on a challenge by Gabriel Herrol. A young Harry Potter is abandoned in new York by the Dursleys. He finds his way onto Olympus and starts squatting in an abandoned temple...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 97,062 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 3,100 - Follows: 3,942 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 5/1 - Harry P., Hestia
The Spider by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Waking up in a hero's body is one thing, being a hero is another. SI, where Peter Parker's body is taken over and the new owner realizes the world needs a hero, it needs a Spider-man. Fully using Peter's genius, the new Spider-man finds a balance between being a hero and a teenager. Will include MCEU and more. REVIEWS!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 91 - Words: 772,732 - Reviews: 15321 - Favs: 11,036 - Follows: 11,356 - Updated: 8/18 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Accelerator Junior Getting Thrown Around in Gensokyo by Ligoya reviews
Follow around the adventure of me as I'm thrown around left and right by the Quest and by Gensokyo inhabitant, as I discovered how puny my existence and not puny my ability are in this story. Warning: a lot of pessimistic humor, Self Insert(SI) Story. I'm trying to make the story as close as possible with the canon.
Touhou Project - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 246,395 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 432 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 6/6/2017 - OC
The God of Heroes by AlfyreGree reviews
Percy has lost almost everything and finds himself in a new universe. He's not alone though, and he's definitely not he same as he was before... Eventual PercyxRaven
Crossover - Young Justice & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 205,333 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 2,160 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 5/7/2018
So I Guess This is My Life Now by RuinedFox reviews
After the Avengers saved New York from the Chitauri, Clint needed a break. Luckily, Percy was happy to provide somewhere to take said break. Or that time Percy ended up housing an Avenger and found himself becoming sort of a safe haven for more than one hero. Things get interesting. Not that he's complaining.
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,918 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 10/14/2017
Phantom Titan by Neeko96 reviews
Danny's feeling awful after watching his whole life blow up before his eyes. Clockwork, unable to fix anything, decides to give Danny a push in the right direction. He finds himself in Jump city where he meets some other heroes who he may come to find need his help more than they initially thought. It seems someone is upsetting the balance between dimensions, what's a Halfa do do?
Crossover - Teen Titans & Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 151,305 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 6/4 - Published: 3/11/2014 - [Raven, Danny F.] Robin, Clockwork - Complete
Eyes of the Soul by operation meteor reviews
Passing beyond the veil, Itachi Uchiha finds himself in an afterlife that is far from the eternal damnation he'd steeled himself for. With a chance encounter involving a certain pervy sage, a Flash Goddess and a healer whose angelic appearance hides more than a hint of steel, the bane of the Uchiha Clan finds a chance at a second life... and perhaps redemption.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 291,424 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,337 - Updated: 5/19 - Published: 7/14/2018 - Itachi U., Yoruichi S.
HyperDementia Neptunia: Welcome to our Dimension by Shattersoul reviews
It's time to wake up in a forest somewhere, and figure out just where on Earth... Well, Gamindustri, you go from here. Slightly different plot progression.
Hyperdimension Neptunia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 156,974 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 5/7 - Published: 1/24/2018 - OC
The Z Gamer by Zero Rewind reviews
I played video games so much that my own life became a game! Why did I receive this power? And why do I have a quest whose failure penalty is the destruction of the universe? OC Gamer, OC/Chichi.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,490 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 1,471 - Updated: 5/3 - Published: 3/15 - [Chi-Chi, OC] Goku, Tien
Barefoot by Zaxaramas reviews
Harry has the ability to learn the history of any object he touches, whether he wants to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 53 - Words: 148,559 - Reviews: 2770 - Favs: 9,286 - Follows: 11,328 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Zephier Raiden: The Gamer by ZaynNaz reviews
When a kid civilian academy student acquires The Gamer ability, he thrives to change the hand he was dealt. How will this affect the Naruto universe? Rising through and exceeding expectations, he shall prevail no matter the cost. Gamer! OC POV! AU! Rating M for profanity and future reference. Weekly Schedule: Undecided
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 137,686 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,466 - Updated: 3/12 - Published: 6/8/2018 - OC
Dragons, Devils and Saints, Oh my! by Anco reviews
I never believed in God or the Devil or anything like that. I never was a big believer in religion, simply not a thing that I think I could do. Imagine my surprise at not only being reborn in a world of Gods, Devils and all sorts but also becoming a priest, an Exorcist. Funny how life works sometimes. Even living twice in a row, it can still throw curve balls at me.
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 105,189 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 8/13/2018 - Xenovia, OC, Dulio G.
A Monster's Marriage by Jiu-jitsu dude reviews
She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,216 - Reviews: 1104 - Favs: 3,740 - Follows: 3,102 - Updated: 11/24/2018 - Published: 6/30/2018 - Jaune A., Cinder F. - Complete
Yami: The Gamer Kage by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
A man wakes up to find himself inside the world of Naruto experiencing it via a video game. Forced to fight to survive, he sets upon a path of self-discovery, whether to save this world or destroy it. Self Insert. Finished, finally.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 313,722 - Reviews: 6592 - Favs: 7,238 - Follows: 7,104 - Updated: 11/18/2018 - Published: 1/12/2018 - OC - Complete
Yet Another Dance at Death's border by Roguehunter11 reviews
The Grimm closed in, as the ember in his soul shivered and then surged forth, burning irrepressibly as he faced death once more. "It's going to be a long night" The 9-year-old murmured, his tone quivering in a manner that might have been mistaken for terror… if not for the nigh maniacal grin stretched across his face "Well, just another dance at death's border, I guess" Gamer!Jaune
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 94,775 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 2,438 - Follows: 2,813 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Jaune A.
Harry Potter and The Old Friend by Sinyk reviews
An invitation to visit a muggle house in Surrey England, the next morning, the 25th July 1991, is received by Director Amelia Bones. It is the home of one Harry Potter. That visit changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 85,361 - Reviews: 1779 - Favs: 5,532 - Follows: 4,434 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 1/18/2018 - [Harry P., Susan B.] Amelia B. - Complete
Vale's Cases by SocialistBukharin reviews
OC is sent to Remnant. Common. OC is taken by the Police. Less Common. OC becomes part of the Police and not an Huntsman. Oh MY! Pairing Confirmed: M!OC x F? x F? Other Pairings option is explained in the AN of the Prologue.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,210 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/27/2017 - Published: 11/9/2017 - Adam T., Roman T., OC, Cinder F.
A Demon Lord's Hero by Fahad09 reviews
When I sold my soul to the Devil, I thought I was prepared for anything. I wasn't. I didn't expect him to be a her. Or dressed up as a magical girl carrying a pink wand tipped with a cheerful yellow star. Her being a prankster however didn't come as much of a surprise. You know, the Bible would have been a whole lot more interesting if they included stuff like this. Complete AU
Crossover - Fate/stay night & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 382,943 - Reviews: 5988 - Favs: 8,699 - Follows: 8,653 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Shirō E.
Letters by TheEndless7 reviews
Students are required to write to a pen pal in the spirit of 'International Cooperation.' New friendships and a new romance arise going into the fourth year at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,872 - Reviews: 2425 - Favs: 7,617 - Follows: 3,766 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
A Self-Inserts troublesome adventure by ippon reviews
Dying wasn't fun. Getting born again was even worse. When my new parents abandoned me because I turned out to be human, I thought I had really bad luck. It wasn't until I found myself underwear shopping with a magical girl that I finally understood someone upstairs had a serious vendetta against me. Self-Insert
High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 51,716 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,777 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 8/5/2017 - OC, Serafall L.
Strangers in Bars by Whispering Darkness reviews
Everyone else was avoiding the strange man but Harry felt himself drawn to him. His loud, archaic speech and enthusiastic drinking seemed to be off-putting to most people but to the Gryffindor it felt comfortingly familiar how different the man was.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,175 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 4,645 - Follows: 3,034 - Updated: 10/10/2017 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor - Complete
How To Invade An Alien Planet by roman566 reviews
Ah yes, Alien Invasions. The favorite past time of Always Chaotic Evil aliens. Mass Effect has couple of races like that. Surely such Sufficiently Advanced Aliens should have no trouble with conquering one Insignificant Little Blue Planet, right? It's not that the planet in question has faced so many failed invasion that the aliens inhabiting it wrote a guide to help invaders...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Parody/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 156 - Published: 7/29/2017
Fallen by ForgerOfLies reviews
Harry Awakens from a 68 year coma which he went into after defeating Voldemort. Then he gets summoned... to buffyverse, everyone seems keen to calling him a big bad for some reason.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,394 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 4,311 - Follows: 4,988 - Updated: 7/5/2017 - Published: 12/14/2012 - Dawn S., Harry P.
The Very Best by BrilliantLady reviews
They told Harry that magic was real, but had limits. He saw no reason why that had to be so. Why should you only be able to break some laws of nature and physics? He wanted a pet Pikachu – but that was just the beginning. Powerful!Harry, Super!Harry, magical theory, Harry/Luna. Serious fic with a large serving of silliness & fun. Complete.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,174 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,748 - Follows: 1,952 - Updated: 8/18/2016 - Published: 6/30/2016 - Pikachu, Harry P., Sirius B., Luna L. - Complete
A World Full of Monsters by Fahad09 reviews
When I was first reincarnated I did the very first thing any self-respecting man in my place would do. Check to see if I still had my balls. I did. The next thing I did was try to get my hands on some power. True Power. I chose the Rinnegan. And if I had to kill a few people along the way to get it, well, there was a war going on. No one will notice an extra body or two turning up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 139,439 - Reviews: 2460 - Favs: 5,249 - Follows: 5,497 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Naruto U., OC
The Great Houdini by HaveBookWillTravel reviews
Batman receives an unexpected distress call from two of his most vicious enemies. Could this be about their young ward, the mysterious, mystical, Magical Marauder of Gotham? GEN.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,607 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 1,029 - Updated: 8/12/2015 - Published: 2/27/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy, Harry P.
The Leviathan And The Fox by Seeker Pendragon reviews
Over thousands of years has passed, and he diligently watched over the prison he created for Kaguya. He never expected for someone to get pass the dimensional barrier he created. Refusing to let him stew in his loneliness, she visited as often as she could. For over a century she did this, and he was grateful to her. She prevented his fall to insanity. She was his beloved.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,675 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Naruto U., Serafall L. - Complete
Deus Ex Machina by The Plot Bunny Whisperer reviews
(Or - The Time MoD!Harry Got Fed Up and Dealt With Loki Himself, to the Consternation and Confusion of Everyone Else.) Some days, dealing with a bunch of bratty quasi-immortal beings and their temper tantrums just wasn't worth it. Especially when they kept causing him so much extra paperwork. [One-Shot] (Now has translation!)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,647 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 5,651 - Follows: 1,937 - Updated: 4/17/2015 - Published: 1/19/2015 - Harry P., Thor, Loki, Nick F. - Complete
A Warrior's Calling by SpitKill reviews
A battle hardened Harry Potter is brought to Middle Earth during the reconciliation of Thor's exile, where the two immediately meet and strike up a friendship. With the insight of Asgard Harry will learn just how he found himself in this strange new world, and what he was sent here to do. Avengers Timeline! HarryXSif
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 31,376 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 1,836 - Follows: 1,931 - Updated: 12/29/2014 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Harry P., Thor - Complete
Beyond the Outer Gate Lies by gabriel blessing reviews
Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 140,107 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 6,634 - Follows: 1,851 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 9,210 - Follows: 2,612 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
The Godfather by goldenqueenofthecove reviews
As a man with nothing left, not even family, Harry finds himself a chance to start over in an entirely new world. Unfortunately, like most things that happen to him, nothing goes exactly as planned. In no time at all, Harry finds himself the Godfather of a god who is more arrogant than any Gryffindor and a mischievous one more cunning than any Slytherin. But he loves them anyway.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,116 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 2,156 - Follows: 3,145 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Loki
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 8,315 - Follows: 1,998 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 6,836 - Follows: 1,427 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 5,638 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete