![]() Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride. AbOuT mE: GrAdE: 8th AgE: 13 LiVe: Texas I like: fruits basket, MAXIMUM RIDE, inuyasha, futurama, T.v., BOOKS, i love my computer if it was alive it would be my soul mate, pairings: MIGGY FAX EGGY fictional people that if were real you would probaly kill: MAYA 5 Favorite people from MR in order: IGGY!!! Fang Gazzy Angel Max Month one Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. Month Two Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here Month Three You know what Mommy I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. Month Four Mommy my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too. Month Five You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? Month Six I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! Month Seven Mommy I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy? Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak Girl Comebacks! Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing Max Ride Quotes! "I know everything, as I continue to remind you." -Fang "I love Nudge, I really do. But that motor mouth of her's could have turned mother Theresa into an Axe murderer" - Max from Maximum Ride "Yes! Freaks RULE!" Fang "Fang! This is a huge break! Of course we should go check it out!" "But we're grounded." Max and Fang stare at each other for a second and burst out laughing Max and Fang "I look like prep school Barbie." Nudge looked at me. "Actually, you look like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's friend." Nudge "Captain, like the captain of a ship. And then Terror, you know, T-E-R-O-R." Gasman "You...are...a...fridge...with wings. We're...freaking...ballet...dancers." Fang "Fang, Fang, Fang. I love you. I love you sooo much." "Oh, jeez." Max and Fang "Pick a tree. I'll go carve our initials in it." Fnick "Because all you mad, evil scientists sit around whipping up batches of Pillsbury's finest during your coffee breaks." Max "I'll grab a zebra; Gaz, you fill all the bubbles with your trademark scent so people are choking and gagging; and let's throw beef jerky in their eyes! Now, that's a plan!" -Iggy "Well, I have a highly developed sense of irony." Iggy "Fang? Are you - like Max?" "Nope. I'm the smart one." Dr. Martinez and Fang "Besides my fashion sense? I play a mean harmonica." Fang "Oh yeah, 'cause Fang is all about the wordy sharing of feelings." Max "'Iggy, this is not a democracy," I said, understanding his fear but not being able to do anything about it. "It's a Maxocracy.'"-From Max Ride: The Angel Experiment "Ok, so that did me in. Mr. Rock being all emotional? Expressing feelings?..., total flock hug, and I put my head on Fang's shoulder and cried."- Max, MR4 "The one thing I really can't stand is when Max and the others are in pain or upset. Not upset as in angry or teed off, 'cause God knows if that got to me I'd be totally out of luck." -Fang I let my jaw drop open, looking from him to Fang and back. And then Iggy was smiling huge in a way he never does, and Fang was grinning in a way he hardly ever does, and I felt like skipping around like a ballerina, which i promise you, I never, ever do." -Max, MR4 MORE MAXIMUM RIDE! FULL PARAGRAPH STUFF! “Did you know that wasn’t me, the other Max?” I asked. “Basically, I have two speeds... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.” - saving the world and other extreme sports “Vhat ozzer abilities do you haf?" ter Borcht snapped, which his assistant waited, pen in hand. “Fang: 'Man, You weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?' “Popcorn for breakfast! Why not? It's a grain. It's like, like, grits, but with high self-esteem.” - angel experiment “I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.” -angel experiment “What happened to your tan?"--Fang “Max, you're the last of the hybrids who still has...a soul.' ... 'She doesn't have soul,' Gazzy scoffed. 'Have you ever seen her dance?” “We’ll be back!” he snarled. “Tell me again what we're doing here," I said, running a continuous scan of our surroundings. Dang it. I dropped my bag of Doritos (Post this on your profile if you spilled your Doritos, or you just want this really awesome thing!) YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Madizzle YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): blue owl YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Aileen Bourne YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): cufmaice YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Orange coke YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): afiaoky YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name): marry YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Cooper INSANITY TEST X You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.' X You have ran into a glass/screen door. XYou have jumped out of a moving vehicle. X You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks. X You have run into a tree/bush. You have been called a blond. TOTAL: 5/6 X You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. X You just tried to lick your elbow. X You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. You just sang them to make sure. X You have tripped on your own feet and fallen. X You have choked on your own spit. TOTAL: 6/6 X You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. X You type with three fingers or less. X You have accidentally caught something on fire. X You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. X You have caught yourself drooling TOTAL: 5/5 X You have fallen asleep in class. X Sometimes you just stop thinking. X Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. X People often shake their heads and walk away from you X you are often told to use your 'inside voice.' TOTAL: 4/5 X You use your fingers to do simple math. X You have eaten a bug accidentally... X You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. X You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. X You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. TOTAL: 3/5 X You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. X You break a lot of things. X You tilt your head when you're confused. X You have fallen out of your chair before. X When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling. X The word "um" is used frequently. X You don't know what "um" means X You say "what" and "huh" a lot. X You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. TOTAL: 8/10 GRAND TOTAL: 31 Now divide it by thirty eight and times by 100= 81.57% When I was a puppy, I entertained you with my antics and made you laugh. You called me your child, and despite a number of chewed shoes and a couple of murdered throw pillows, I became your best friend. Whenever I was "bad," you'd shake your finger at me and ask, "How could you?" -- but then you'd relent and roll me over for a belly rub. My housebreaking took a little longer than expected, because you were terribly busy, but we worked on that together. I remember those nights of nuzzling you in bed and listening to your confidences and secret dreams, and I believed that life could not be any more perfect. We went for long walks and runs in the park, car rides, stops for ice cream (I only got the cone because "ice cream is bad for dogs" you said), and I took long naps in the sun waiting for you to come home at the end of the day. Gradually, you began spending more time at work and on your career, and more time searching for a human mate. I waited for you patiently, comforted you through heartbreaks and disappointments, never chided you about bad decisions, and romped with glee at your homecomings, and when you fell in love. She, now your wife, is not a "dog person" -- still I welcomed her into our home, tried to show her affection, and obeyed her. I was happy because you were happy. Then the human babies came along and I shared your excitement. I was fascinated by their pinkness, how they smelled, and I wanted to mother them, too. Only she and you worried that I might hurt them, and I spent most of my time banished to another room, or to a dog crate. Oh, how I wanted to love them, but I became a "prisoner of love." As they began to grow, I became their friend. They clung to my fur and pulled themselves up on wobbly legs, poked fingers in my eyes, investigated my ears, and gave me kisses on my nose. I loved everything about them and their touch -- because your touch was now so infrequent -- and I would've defended them with my life if need be. I would sneak into their beds and listen to their worries and secret dreams, and together we waited for the sound of your car in the driveway. There had been a time, when others asked you if you had a dog, that you produced a photo of me from your wallet and told them stories about me. These past few years, you just answered "yes" and changed the subject. I had gone from being "your dog" to "just a dog," and you resented every expenditure on my behalf. Now, you have a new career opportunity in another city, and you and they will be moving to an apartment that does not allow pets. You've made the right decision for your "family," but there was a time when I was your only family I was excited about the car ride until we arrived at the animal shelter. It smelled of dogs and cats, of fear, of hopelessness. You filled out the paperwork and said, "I know you will find a good home for her." They shrugged and gave you a pained look. They understand the realities facing a middle-aged dog, even one with "papers." You had to pry your son's fingers loose from my collar, as he screamed “No, Daddy Please don't let them take my dog!" And I worried for him, and what lessons you had just taught him about friendship and loyalty, about love and responsibility, and about respect for all life. You gave me a good-bye pat on the head, avoided my eyes, and politely refused to take my collar and leash with you. You had a deadline to meet and now I have one, too. After you left, the two nice ladies said you probably knew about your upcoming move months ago and made no attempt to find me another good home. They shook their heads and asked, "How could you?" They are as attentive to us here in the shelter as their busy schedules allow. They feed us, of course, but I lost my appetite days ago. At first, whenever anyone passed my pen, I rushed to the front, hoping it was you that you had changed your mind -- that this was all a bad dream... or I hoped it would at least be someone who cared, anyone who might save me. When I realized I could not compete with the frolicking for attention of happy puppies, oblivious to their own fate, I retreated to a far corner and waited. I heard her footsteps as she came for me at the end of the day, and I padded along the aisle after her to a separate room. A blissfully quiet room. She placed me on the table and rubbed my ears, and told me not to worry. My heart pounded in anticipation of what was to come, but there was also a sense of relief. The prisoner of love had run out of days. As is my nature, I was more concerned about her. The burden which she bears weighs heavily on her, and I know that, the same way I knew your every mood. She gently placed a tourniquet around my foreleg as a tear ran down her cheek. I licked her hand in the same way I used to comfort you so many years ago. She expertly slid the hypodermic needle into my vein. As I felt the sting and the cool liquid coursing through my body, I lay down sleepily, looked into her kind eyes and murmured, "How could you?" Perhaps because she understood my dog speak, she said, "I'm so sorry." She hugged me, and hurriedly explained it was her job to make sure I went to a better place, where I wouldn't be ignored or abused or abandoned, or have to fend for myself -- a place of love and light so very different from this earthly place. And with my last bit of energy, I tried to convey to her with a thump of my tail that my "How could you?" was not directed at her. It was directed at you, My Beloved Master, I was thinking of you. I will think of you and wait for you forever. May everyone in your life continue to show you so much loyalty. Put this on your profile if it touched your heart. :'( 1) Have you ever been asked out? Yes. Like once 2) Where did you get your default picture? Idk. im about to change it so... 3) What's your middle name? Aileen. It looks like alien 4) Your current relationship status? Single, and ready for a pringle ;) 5) Does your crush like you back? I don't know does it look like i can read minds? (i hope so) 6) What is your current mood? Idk. hehe 7) What color of underwear are you wearing? Red striped 8) What color shirt are you wearing? Navy blue 9) Missing something? A life. my computer stole it and won't tell me were it hid it T_T 10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change? Nothing because that might cause a ripple effect. Unless i was supposed to go back and change something 0.o 11) If you must be an animal for one day, what would you be? Griffin 12) Ever had a near death experience? I am not sure... 13) Something you do a lot? Sleep. =D 14) The song stuck in your head? Your guardian angel by Red jumpsuit apparatus. Or C'mon by Panic! At the disco (ft. Fun.) 15) Who did you copy and paste this from? I forgot :) 16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU? Donald Trump, billionaire/master builder (Trump Towers/Plaza/Castle)17) 17) When was the last time you cried? A couple weeks ago? 18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience? Nope. I have saved many lives by not singing in front of people. Nobody but my dog has ever heard me sing :) 19) If you could have one super power what would it be? Flying, or to be able to turn into anything at any time 20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Eyes, hair, body (cue awkward silence) and personality 21) What do you usually order from Starbucks? Mocha chocolate chippidy thingy frappe. (i forgot the name right now) :) 22) What's your biggest secret? Dont have any 23) Favorite color? Blue 24) Do you still watch kiddie shows? I dont really watch tv. its all crap now it was good, but yes when i do watch tv i watch boomerang 25) What are you? I am what I am, I am nothing more and nothing less than what I am. But the real question is what are you? 26) Do you speak any other language? I'm learning German, Sign language, French. so no cause I'm still learning 27) What's your favorite smell? I know this will sound uber super duper weird but i love the smell of me :) like what my pillow or bed smells like. i know weird :( 28) Describe your life in one word what would it be? boring 29) Have you ever kissed in the rain? Nope *pops the 'p'* never even had my first kiss 30) What are you thinking about right now? Why i am answering this question 31) What should you be doing? I dont know 32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry? My dog. he chewed up y new converse. i went on a rampage :) 33) Do you like working in the yard? WTF?! 34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want? Isbetterthanme. that way when the teacher calls my name it would be: Maddie isbetterthanme? =D 35) Do you act differently around the person you like? I havent seen the person i like in a while. so idk 36) What is your natural hair color? Its like a brown that has blond streaks and shines blonde in the sun 37) Who was the last person to make you cry? idk my brother? when i was like 6 and he hit me in the face with a baseball bat T-T Girls |
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