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The Laws of Anime Version 6.0

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

#1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

#3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

#8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

#14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

#17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

#18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

#20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

#21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

#22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

#24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

#25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

#28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

#34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

#35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

#36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

#37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

#44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

#45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some
unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or
spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind
the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or
burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later,
your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame,
wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s)
to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and
letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in
part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will
get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform
magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as
the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will
help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are
under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY
small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter).
Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws
44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and
the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of
the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys"
witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack
are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave
Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters
(usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or
perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons
for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald,
wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid,
etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying
pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and
withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power
weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons
will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome
which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use
it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military
device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken.
The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just
"fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of
the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance,
resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me
look.
A negative charge will result in the
hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition
available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate
when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7
for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s
attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them.
(Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing
girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot
couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an
awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract,
except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single
drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years
is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the
few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be
funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall
to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall.
(The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the
male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually
helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can
sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the
guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater
than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse
coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least
500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to
normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also
inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all
actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot
from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb.
of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a
mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing
this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the
Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be
increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does
not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads
to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by
an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the
control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through
means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which
clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant
Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at
will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and
lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or
disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not
always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where
the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of
Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any
situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding
increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually
come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in
Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a
survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly
and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often
referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain
activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in
slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male
character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at
another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an
interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of
Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and
65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head
shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the
wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages
will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to
a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking
sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the
edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly
past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When
faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime
characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and
exposition),
Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a
position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can
summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a
secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around
him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick
strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the
elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST
capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial
arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with
your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just
doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is
male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a
shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain
is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole
(horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if
you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a
Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become
possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the
hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he
is wrong and will invariably be toasted.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed
by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could
accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire
straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see
Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in
beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won
against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they
tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack.
Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toasted.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have
the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water,
rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling
themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large
penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the
size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following
characteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and
up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive
vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance
while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them
introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at
least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a
Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the
male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following
him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by
a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal,
real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal
that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability
that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like
bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though
they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the
Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any
human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime
girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is,
but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the
skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never
experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also
known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human
relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other,
sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage
begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it
from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko
Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that
enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being
immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or
spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklines- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest
appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said
character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love.
No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At
least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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Systema by AFatFlyingWhale reviews
The System awakes, and so does Jaune Arc. Of course, one is awakening from an eons long slumber and the other went to bed too late the night before and slept in far too long. The System adjusts to a methodology suitable for a teenage boy, and as such accidentally invokes the god-given right of living a video game. Jaune's in for a wild ride.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 317,252 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 2,085 - Follows: 2,616 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 6/21/2018 - [Jaune A., Ruby R.] Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Storming Skies by Araceil reviews
DISCONTINUED. It was just a silly high-school girls' love ritual. Nothing was supposed to happen. Nothing would have happened, had Gokudera's mother not been a Squib. Now he's caught in another country, and in the middle of a deadly tournament. Gokudera/Harry (Firecracker). Post KHR-Canon. Love Ritual Cliche - but different.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 86,848 - Reviews: 1232 - Favs: 2,791 - Follows: 2,904 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 7/26/2014 - [Harry P., H. Gokudera] Hermione G. - Complete
Gamer Arc by SmilingJester reviews
Jaune, an average boy with ambitious dreams, woke up one day and found that he was drugged. What else could cause the floating window in front of him, saying he was now living a video game. M for standard vice and violence
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,166 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 3,218 - Follows: 3,678 - Updated: 6/27 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Jaune A.
White Sheep by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Every family has its odd member, the one that doesn't fit. Jaune was just that, the black sheep. He had always wanted to be the hero, to be a Huntsman. But when your name is Jaune Salem Arc - Prince of the Grimm - and your mother is understandably against the idea, what is a young man to do? Why, run away to attend Beacon in pursuit of a dream, of course. What could go wrong?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 104 - Words: 811,331 - Reviews: 12373 - Favs: 6,087 - Follows: 6,103 - Updated: 2/14 - Published: 12/25/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Son of Sparda DxD by DarkAkatsuk1 reviews
Imagine Dante's surprise when a bizarre development in a mission gone awry lead him to a new reality, complete with all the things he'd expect in his own world… EXCEPT he was a teenager once again and had no apparent way back home. Well, if he's given a chance to live his youth again, he may as well make the best of it. Didn't make his debt problem any better though…
Crossover - Devil May Cry & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 139,075 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 4,118 - Follows: 4,537 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 8/5/2014 - Dante
Façade by KlonoaDreams reviews
AU They still haven't noticed. Not Dojima, Nanako…not even my own parents. I have already come to accept this from my parents...they can't even remember what gender I am. The male Yasogami High uniform I received was enough to prove that. Until somebody figures it out, I'm Yu Narukami, a male student from the big city attending Yasogami High for the next year. Fem!Yu
Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,470 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Souji S./Yuu N., Female Protagonist
Massages by Stromael reviews
Jaune gives Yang a massage. Hilarity/drama/romance/thinly veiled polyship subplots ensue, but this time with better writing and less jumping the shark. Emphasis on the drama without crossing the sharkline. There will be plot, character development, blond's with deep-rooted issues, and more story than just some massages and hanky-panky.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 67,571 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,500 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 5/12/2016 - Blake B., Yang X.L., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 130,262 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 2,154 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 4/14/2007
Reset by Knife Hand reviews
Everything in Harry Potter's life is not what it seems – inspired by zerohour20xx's Harry Potter the Game: Epic Edition - Chapter 7 up
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,283 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 1,544 - Follows: 2,142 - Updated: 10/14/2018 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hypnotherapy by zelkova48 reviews
In an attempt to raise Jaune's low self-esteem, Pyrrha and Ruby employ an unorthodox method: hypnotism. Shockingly, the hypnosis works, and Jaune is now the very picture of confidence. Although, he is acting a little stranger than usual, but it shouldn't be anything too serious, right?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 133,311 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,604 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 9/29/2018 - Published: 12/31/2014 - Ruby R., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
Let's Play Persona 3 FES by NoRoleModelz reviews
"The new miracle will start from here, at the Shining Place, right? Once more, with you…" Junpei gets a video game in the mail! Cool, right? Guess what? It freaks him out. So much so that he has all his friends come over and see it—and its title alone mortifies them: "Shin Megami Tensei: Persona 3 FES."
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,440 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,052 - Updated: 8/8/2018 - Published: 4/10/2015 - Aigis, Yukari T., Junpei I., Fuuka Y.
Parents Returned by dracohalo117 reviews
What if Orochimaru didn't summon the 1st and 2nd Hokages, what if he summoned the Yondaime and his wife...what would happen once they saw their son?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 107,441 - Reviews: 2175 - Favs: 4,044 - Follows: 3,941 - Updated: 6/9/2018 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Naruto U.
Reset by Firebreath Fishslap reviews
In 2010, Minato Arisato died to save the world. Now it's 2009 and he's alive again, but things are different this time around. For one, who's Hamuko Arisato and when did she become the leader of SEES? P3P AU, possible pairings later on.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 113,865 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,109 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 4/11/2018 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Minato A./Makoto Y., Female Protagonist
Daddy Won't You Please Come Home? by NeonZangetsu reviews
Rapture. A forgotten, forsaken world beneath the waves. Long has it existed. Long has it toiled. Stolen from the world of the surface and cast into the sea, a forgotten shinobi struggles to find his sanity, his place in the maddened world. Will he return to the surface world, or is he doomed to languish in the dank, dark, splicer filled corridors of rapture? NarutoxHarem!
Crossover - Naruto & BioShock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,346 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 2,173 - Updated: 3/1/2018 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Naruto U.
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Ivory The Sacred Relics by SuperDaikenki reviews
Two siblings, a Dewott and Meowth, searching for their parents, a Zorua with the possession of a mysterious orb, and a Riolu with a mysterious past. As these four meet, they have a whole new world to explore. What treasures will they find? What kind of adventure will unfold? O.C. submission avaliable.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 55 - Words: 118,625 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 2/23/2018 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Meowth/Nyarth, Riolu, Zorua, Dewott/Futachimaru
The Heat by wildstraydog reviews
For years, Jaune has been raised to be the perfect soldier under Ironwood's watch, earning the respect of not only his teacher, but his Father. As the White Fang become increasingly hostile, Jaune is sent to Beacon Academy, where he learns to adjust to his new life not ruled by order. Never having the chance to make a choice, he'll have to decide his own path.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,646 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 2/8/2018 - Published: 7/17/2015 - Yang X.L., Jaune A.
Jaune's Video Diary by AngeloGene reviews
Jaune has been distant for the past few months during their second year in Beacon Academy, which left his friends concerned. Some unexpected events occur that will surprise everyone. Team RWBY will somehow get a hold of Jaune's scroll and discover some things they didn't know about him. The awesome cover image is made by Kegi Springfield. [Latest Chapter: 14 - (Story Update)]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 119,146 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 12/18/2017 - Published: 10/16/2015 - Jaune A., Velvet S., Team RWBY, Team JNPR
Cause Life Is A Bitch by Mr. Nobody or YARN reviews
Jaune was unnoticed for three years, and that's how he liked it. He stayed invisible and inconspicuous despite his talents and family's urging. Final year at Signal High and it seems like it'll be the same, at least until that prodigy had to be the younger sister of the most popular girl in school decided to latch on to him -of all people- and drag him into the open. ADOPTABLE
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,378 - Reviews: 954 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 10/7/2017 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Ruby R., Yang X.L., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,936 - Follows: 13,043 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Residuum by knuckz reviews
Qrow was only in the Wilds to investigate some ridiculous rumor about friendly Grimm. Instead, he found a boy that could command them. AU.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 81,296 - Reviews: 850 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 2,825 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Jaune A., Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Qrow B.
Of Strangers and Friends by cywsaphyre reviews
Five times Tony Stark crossed paths with Harry Potter and the last time that never really ended.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,591 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 2,314 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
Not this time, Fate by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
When Jaune woke up back in his house with his sisters and family, all he could do was sigh. Every time he died he was forced to start over again, and this was what... the one thousandth time? More? If it doesn't matter how hard he tries, doesn't matter how much he fights. Then maybe it's time to just kick back and enjoy himself. Fate can find someone else to be its whipping boy.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 657,800 - Reviews: 9288 - Favs: 8,243 - Follows: 6,787 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 3/3/2016 - Jaune A. - Complete
Professor Arc by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
He didn't know the first thing about teaching, Hell, he didn't even know the first thing about fighting! A shame then, that his forged documents painted the picture of an accomplished and skilled warrior. Now he's trapped teaching students his own age how to be hunters, when he doesn't even know himself!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 582,340 - Reviews: 7784 - Favs: 7,412 - Follows: 6,867 - Updated: 7/2/2017 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Percy Jackson and the Game by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
Percy is given the gift of the Gamer turning his life into a video game with levels, dungeons and skill points. Now Percy, armed with this amazing ability, sets out to prove himself to the world of the gods and humans by becoming the best at he can be and fulfilling his destiny. And eventually maybe even find love. Swearing, OP Percy, oh and REVIEWS!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 64 - Words: 781,118 - Reviews: 9687 - Favs: 9,191 - Follows: 9,300 - Updated: 6/4/2017 - Published: 12/28/2015 - Percy J., Thalia G., Artemis
Five Weeks at Freddy's by The Gentleman Xerneas reviews
Mike Schmidt is in a rough patch at the moment, forcing him to take on an extra part time job as a security guard for a kid's restaurant on its last legs. The ad in the paper made it seem easy enough even if it's underpaid work, but little does Mike know Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, during the night, is Hell on Earth. May become M rated due to graphic violence, language and/or romance.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 257,769 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 1,054 - Updated: 4/14/2017 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie, Foxy
From Beyond by Coeur Al'Aran reviews
Seeing that young man die in initiation was horrifying for her. Even with all her time in the White Fang, she hadn't expected to see such an idealistic man as Jaune Arc die like that. It should have been nothing more than a tragedy... Instead she's now stuck with the lingering spirit of this guy following her around, and no one else can hear or see him in any way. Jaune x Blake
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 3353 - Favs: 3,680 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 1/29/2017 - Published: 9/21/2015 - [Jaune A., Blake B.] - Complete
Angelo Cielo by Zahira Raja reviews
Tsuna was an Angel, clearly. But then, he had a devil for a brother, a not-so-innocent mother, a hacker influenced split personality disorder and self-imposed muteness. With Reborn discovering his family's dirty little secrets as he trains his brother to be a Vongola and his natural gravitation stealing the loyalty of everyone around him, let's just say, let the badassary begin.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,770 - Reviews: 760 - Favs: 2,501 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 6/5/2013 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari] Vongola 10th Generation
Arc of the Revolution by Aleadrex reviews
All Jaune Arc ever wanted to do was to enter Beacon and become a hero, but Arcs don't give up just because people see through their fake transcripts! After months of hard work, he finally manages to enter Beacon... as the Supreme Commander and Glorious Leader of a twice-reformed organization now threatening to engulf Remnant in an all-out world war. Uhh, Oops? Move over, Cinder.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 209,840 - Reviews: 1800 - Favs: 3,757 - Follows: 3,893 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Adam T., Jaune A.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7692 - Favs: 13,456 - Follows: 14,367 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Tradition and Honor: A Devil's Creed by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto doesn't summon the Toads when Jiraiya pushed him over the ravine and hit the bottom. As he lies there slowly dying he learns that he is the long lined descendant of Vergil Sparda from the spirit of the man himself. Can anyone say...BINGO!
Crossover - Devil May Cry & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 103,261 - Reviews: 988 - Favs: 3,348 - Follows: 2,472 - Updated: 11/2/2016 - Published: 5/1/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Messianic Rebirth by Prince Arjuna reviews
There was a boy who devoted himself to become a seal, risking his soul to prevent mankind, who has lost the joy of living, from calling down ultimate destruction. When a cry of distress reached out for him, begging him to save a world that was not his, the boy descended to the world, becoming a savior once again. After all, he is the Messiah. CHAPTER 10: THE HEART
Crossover - Persona Series & RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,802 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Protagonist, Minato A./Makoto Y., Ruby R.
Once I was Young by lfonzo reviews
Not many people know when love really starts. Rossweisse was one of those people until she met Uzumaki Naruto and found a relationship where they were more than friends but not quite lovers.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,762 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 789 - Published: 8/11/2016 - Naruto U., Rossweisse
It All Began With Sunfire by Mr. Nobody or YARN reviews
A bit of JaunexYang since RWBY Story Maker say there is just to few of these. Might be a one-shot or an actual multi-shot fic depending on the reviews. This summary is terrible and I know it. I am just really tired so sorry, anyway enjoy. I guess it's more romance, I might add humor and other genres later... Heh I am rambling, as I said enjoy! Cover made by AoNeko90 on Deviantart!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,808 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 8/11/2016 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Yang X.L., Jaune A.
Winter Knight by Le MAO XXV reviews
You know, Jaune could make a list of all the things that could possibly NEVER happen to him in his lifetime considering his luck with the ladies...having a pair of large breasts smothering his face was on that list. And yet, here he was. (A multi-chapter fic for a new ship, which I dub "Winter Knight"; AU from canon, with an OOC Winter.) (DISCONTINUED; TO BE REBOOTED!)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,944 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 933 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 9/30/2015 - [Jaune A., Winter S.] - Complete
Divergence by Mr. Nobody or YARN reviews
Jaune was ready to die when he fell off the cliff, he was tired of the war his life had become. Of course when he fell and was offered a second chance he took it. But in typical fashion, Jaune got tricked as he failed to clarify one thing: HOW FAR BACK HE WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO GO! AU of Jaune Arc's Pain! Swearing! Time Travel fic! Troubled, Grimm, Powerful, and Skilled Jaune!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 113,934 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,832 - Follows: 1,886 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 6/30/2014 - Jaune A.
A Source of Income by TheWindWakersDream reviews
What would happen if Jaune managed to get a job working as a bartender in everyone's favourite club? 'Original story by God Emperor Penguin'
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,896 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 926 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 8/28/2014 - [Jaune A., Miltia M.] Junior X., Melanie M.
RubyRolled! by Madcinder reviews
Welcome to the wild world of RWBY! Come and watch the crazy antics of all your favorite RWBY characters, and Yang will be there too. A humorous ongoing story, writing with the intention of never truly ending. If you have suggestions, please leave them in a review and wait to see what comes of it. Please stop, drop, and roll by!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 39,878 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 5/20/2016 - Published: 10/24/2013 - Ruby R., Weiss S., Blake B., Nora V.
Nora's Arc by Nutshop reviews
What if it was Nora that found Jaune in the Emerald Forest? Join our lovable members Nora and Jaune of Team JNPR as they partner up and set sail on the silliest adventure at their time at Beacon Academy! Ch 34: "Those smiley spice things don't make people happy at all! It was all a lie Ren... A LIIIIEEE!"
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 198,066 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,553 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 4/27/2016 - Published: 7/7/2014 - [Nora V., Jaune A.] L. Ren, Team RWBY
Poisoned Heart by whitetigerwolf reviews
After years as Poison Ivy, Pamela Isley formerly Potter's past comes to claim her. FemHarry IS Poison Ivy. FemSlash. Pamela/Barbara eventually. Wrong-Boy-Who-Lived. Good Snape. M for innuendo and language.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,285 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 4,272 - Follows: 4,822 - Updated: 4/21/2016 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Poison Ivy, Harry P.
Deadpool by Classic Cowboy reviews
Post season 3: After the loss of his love, a hunter has become something more, giving up his body, life, and sanity to become something capable of standing against Cinder. Now, an unstoppable Mercenary on a collision course with his target and - "Hey! Deadpool here, forget the stupid summary, just click on the little button and read this fic! We got shipping, blood, and Boobies!"
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,046 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 533 - Follows: 608 - Updated: 4/10/2016 - Published: 2/21/2016 - Jaune A., Cinder F., Team RWBY
A Reward Long Overdue by Salvator Tepes reviews
30 years. 30 years is how long they suffered. Finally freed from the nightmare, they are reborn to regain what they have lost and live a new childhood with new friends. They will laugh, they will cry, they will bleed and they will smile. For this is their reward. In their new life in Remnant.
Crossover - RWBY & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,086 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 436 - Updated: 3/7/2016 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Freddy Fazbear, Chica, Bonnie, Foxy
Goodwitch Apprentice by 88mph reviews
Harry follows Sirius into the veil hoping to save him. He loses Sirius on the way and ends up in a world plagued with monsters where teenagers train to become hunters to fight the darkness. He lands in the hands of two enforcers for the local mob, which is unlucky, but that they are cute twins his age is lucky. Now he has to do a balancing act between the darkness and the hunters.
Crossover - Harry Potter & RWBY - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,453 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,730 - Follows: 2,035 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 8/14/2013 - Harry P., Melanie M., Miltia M., Glynda G.
Ain't no Rest for the Wicked by stratusfish reviews
And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,148 - Reviews: 2107 - Favs: 4,648 - Follows: 5,774 - Updated: 1/6/2016 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., L
Subordinate by lucky7777 reviews
It was with great displeasure that I called Jaune Arc my boss. Ever since the last Great War, finding good employment had been hard for Faunus and I was no exception. I ended up taking a look at the more desperate advertisements, only one of which I was foolish enough to accept. It looked innocuous enough, just an assistant to a private investigator who'd do simple tasks.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 82,690 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 12/25/2015 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Blake B., Adam T., Jaune A.
The Gamer of Konoha by Akallas von Aerok reviews
Naruto really didn't want this. He wanted to be a legitimate shinobi. He wanted to jump high, shoot fire, and bring down lightning on his enemies! He wanted to be revered by his peers, and he wanted to be goddamn normal! He didn't want this! He didn't want to have a RPG screen floating in front of him!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,956 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 2,609 - Updated: 12/18/2015 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Naruto U.
Asleep by Gone2GroundEX reviews
You know what? Ever since I showed up here, I've had weird stuff happening on a timer. Every twenty minutes someone makes a dumb joke, every hour something I thought I understood changes drastically, and every month or so something goes catastrophically wrong. Honestly, at this point I'm just going with the flow. ON HIATUS FOR NANOWRIMO/FINALS
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 228,488 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 857 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Lucina, Cynthia, Emmeryn, OC
A Friend in Need by AfroThunda reviews
Jaune Arc's life was as normal as the next guy's. He attended college, he had a job, and he had friends like any other boy his age, but all of that changed when he took in an injured black cat.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 169,149 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 1,684 - Follows: 1,913 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Blake B., Jaune A.]
The Chronicles of Janne by AshuraX reviews
Jaune had no luck whatsoever with women and was starting to hate himself but during Dust Chemicals, he and Ren accidentally mixed up mixtures of dusts which weren't meant to be mixed and created Dust X, causing them to turn into girls. How would the others from Team JNPR and RWBY react and what would be in store for our loveable boy Jaune- Who is now cute girl Janne?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,715 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Jaune A.
High School DxD: Fool of Change by King of the fake World reviews
The adventure has ended. The lies were banished. But that is no guarantee that no new dangers come up. He learned that the hard way, when someone he never met before attacked him. So, what will you do, Narukami Yu? Stand between all you see? On one side? Or away from them?
Crossover - Persona Series & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,609 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,657 - Follows: 1,862 - Updated: 9/24/2015 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Souji S./Yuu N.
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Dreamers of the Day by CrizBN reviews
"Have you ever had a dream...that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?"
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,800 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Riolu, Vulpix/Rokon
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5645 - Favs: 11,587 - Follows: 12,359 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Arc (Working title) by DeathsFool reviews
In a strange turn of events, he realized that he, a hunter, was attending a school for hunters. No serial killers or anything like that. Cross over elements.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 65,206 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Jaune A.
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Naval Investigation Squad by CrizBN reviews
Our heroes from the MCRT have gotten themselves in yet another predicament. This time, it's not a murder, a terror attack, or espionage. One of their own has gone missing, and its up to the rest of them to find him. However, this will be no small feat, no sir! Because Tony's gone into the Twilght Zone! Haha, just kidding. It's actually the pokemon world. Yeah. PMD plus NCIS. Enjoy.
Crossover - Pokémon & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,447 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/17/2015 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Tim M., Ellie B.
Tailor Narubi by Zumagirl reviews
At a young age Naruto meets Yuuki, an old woman who lived in the same apartment building, and she changes his life... This was adopted from Faust VII.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 47,773 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 1,535 - Updated: 6/16/2015 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Games We Play by rgm0005 reviews
It began after I got rejected by Signal again, though at the time I had no idea what was happening. Titles and levels suddenly appeared above people's heads and then weird things began to happen, as if I was in a game. And then, I realize I was in a game. But...if my life is a game, I'm going to win it. My name's Jaune Arc and I'm the Gamer. RWBY/The Gamer.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 118,578 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 4,797 - Follows: 4,830 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Jaune A., Ozpin, Cinder F., Ruby R.
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Easier Than it Should Be by CrizBN reviews
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." What if the hero from Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Explorers didn't become a pokémon on arrival? What would become of their partner? Would time end up stopping? Prepare for thrills, spills, and other things that end in "ills"!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,252 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/10/2015 - Published: 10/27/2012
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,331 - Follows: 3,702 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
The Blond and the Valkyrie by typicalteenager reviews
One day, Nora Valkyrie ponders on Jaune Arc's kindness, and mistakes it as a sign of affection towards her. She decides to return those feelings and become his girlfriend. Jaune's in shock, Yang, Blake, and Weiss are confused, and the less said about Pyrrha & Ruby's feelings the better. Ren? He's enjoying his new found downtime. Written because the world needs more Nora x Jaune.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,759 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,164 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 8/30/2014 - [Jaune A., Nora V.]
Massages (Canceled) by Stromael reviews
Yang's back is sore, so she ends up getting a massage from Jaune. Mayhem proceeds to follow :p Rating T because of references to implied sex, not enough to warrant a M rating in my opinion though. Canceled. Rewrite is up.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,544 - Reviews: 669 - Favs: 1,346 - Follows: 1,182 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 9/28/2013 - Complete
Mute Arc by destinyTail0 reviews
What if Jaune Arc can't talk?
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 114,077 - Reviews: 622 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 1,755 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/22/2014 - Jaune A.
Harry Potter: The RPG by britael reviews
After his self-sacrifice Harry is faced with a choice, stay in limbo or play a RPG game about himself. Enough to say that stories about a character that actually chose to stay in limbo would not be a popular one... Video-game fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 87,447 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 2,863 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Harry P.
Blonde Roast by LegionOfMisfits reviews
College isn't cheap; especially when you're learning how to save the world. Jaune Arc knows he's going to need some extra cash to make it through his second year at Beacon, so when a new coffee shop opens up in Vale, he jumps on the opportunity. Working under a powerful information broker though, he quickly learns there are easier ways to make money than making java.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,673 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014 - [Jaune A., Team CRDL] Junior X., Pyrrha N. - Complete
Total Pokemon Insane Island by SuperDaikenki reviews
32 Pokemon ages 15-20 have a chance to enter for a chance to win 1 million poke. Fanmail is now available!
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 129,196 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Rayquaza, Suicune/Suikun - Complete
Suicide Jaune by Kegi Springfield reviews
There's an old saying in vale. Life is beautiful, but Death is lurking in every corner. But for Jaune Arc, Life is a bully and death seems to avoid him. Rated M for the suicide theme, swearing and may be lemons in the future
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,409 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 12/19/2014 - Published: 9/11/2014 - Jaune A., Ruby R., Blake B., Weiss S.
A Wrinkle in Time by rightforlife reviews
The Fourth Shinobi War ended in disaster. They won, but at a price too great to bear. Given a second chance, what exactly can Konoha's three most powerful men do? Time travel, old enemies, and old friends that all leads to a new future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 124,335 - Reviews: 2619 - Favs: 9,436 - Follows: 9,672 - Updated: 12/11/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Naruto U., Lee R., Shikamaru N.
Ying Yang Fox: The Fire Daimyo's Harbinger by VFSNAKE reviews
A Daimyo shouldn't be weak. He should be strong. His subordinates should be too. After discovering the truth kept from him about a certain blonde boy, the Feudal Lord decides to change things, and make his life be for the better. Rating subject to change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 81,392 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 3,613 - Follows: 3,313 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Naruto U.
Jaune Arc: Hero of Vytal by Kartofel von Kouch reviews
Being from a family of heroes, Jaune had long ago realized that heroism wasn't all it was cracked up to be. It was just plain sense to take a safer course in life. Unfortunately, nobody bothered to tell him that the world just didn't make sense. Inspired by the Ciaphas Cain series of Warhammer 40K. (pairings undecided)
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 41,817 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Ruby R., Blake B., Jaune A., Pyrrha N.
The Dorky Knight and his Silent Bodyguard by D'ArcofNeo reviews
Jaune is your average teen who always finds trouble wherever he goes. Neo is a girl who loves trouble. Throw in a group of scheming sisters and luck, you will have one of the most unusual pairing. JaunexNeo OTP
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,366 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 10/25/2014 - [Jaune A., Neo]
Slow Down A New Beginning by Luna Cat Shadow reviews
What if Delia Ketchum was actually a responsible parent and didn't let Ash leave home with only a disobedient Pikachu as his only companion?  What if he was forced to stay at home and learn to connect with his Pokemon before she would let him leave?  Could a headstrong kid benefit from the lesson of learning to slow down and do things right? Co-Writter and beta CerberusLabrat
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 62,258 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 10/30/2014 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Ash K./Satoshi
Weiss Reacts: Volume 1! by ElfCollaborator reviews
Our loveable heiress reacts to various fanfictions and the tropes within them. Rated T for themes, implications. Some crossover elements in later chapters. Parody, crack, OOCness of certain characters. RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth. RnR! Chapter: The Great Antic War Finale! "We'll break through the heavens and all that stands before us!" NOT TAKING RVB REQUESTS. COMPLETE.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 314,857 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 1/28/2014 - [Ruby R., Weiss S.] Yang X.L., Velvet S. - Complete
The Illusionist's Blade by Ikarus Solotov reviews
He returns in the surface once again. Only this time, he had to face what he had left. But he is not alone. Not anymore.
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,033 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Jaune A., Neo
Five Nights at Freddy's: Battle for the Pizzaria by Freelancer Josiah reviews
After four nights of terror, security guard Alex Redding has had his fill of the goings-on at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, and prepares to either stop the madness on night five or die trying. However, not everything is as it seems, and if Alex truly intends to stop the dark secret lurking beneath the restaurant, he'll need to find some help from an unlikely source...
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,713 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/4/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Complete
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 4,193 - Follows: 4,607 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
One Punch Jaune by Stall Walt reviews
AU: Even if Jaune Arc was rejected from Beacon, his dream to be a hero would not die. After much hardship and training, he manages to obtain the power he needs. However, one question remains on Jaune's mind: How the heck can he keep all the blood and gore off himself? DISCONTINUED.
RWBY - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,770 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 370 - Updated: 8/30/2014 - Published: 7/27/2014 - Jaune A. - Complete
Jaune: The Gamer by ThatDesGuy reviews
Jaune finds out about an interesting new ability of his before he enters Beacon... His life now runs like a video game. An RPG to be exact. [DISCONTINUED FOR REWRITE]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,517 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 663 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 7/20/2014 - Jaune A.
Gamer Wizard by CasualGamer reviews
A unique ability gives Harry the chance to encounter magic earlier and changes the way Harry experiences the magic world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,385 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 3,692 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - Harry P.
Beyond the Outer Gate Lies by gabriel blessing reviews
Harry Dresden had thought he'd seen it all. So had the voice inside his head for that matter. But when one of his all too typical wild weekends ends up with him stranded far outside the Outer Gates, beyond the stretch of even creation itself, he finds out that there are other things out there, laying in wait. Still doesn't make it any easier to make rent on time though...
Crossover - Dresden Files & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 140,107 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 3,387 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,998 - Follows: 3,106 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Crimelord Princess by Parabola Beam reviews
"Daddy smokes so he doesn't get the urge to add 'serial killer' to his vast criminal record, sweetie." ... "You leave Pumpkin Pete alone!" [Crimedad!AU - Ruby and Roman father and daughter shenanigans. In Progress.]
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 265 - Published: 5/3/2014 - Ruby R., Roman T.
Demon King of Fairy Tail by MaelstromBankai reviews
After a botched jutsu by Madara, Naruto becomes the new Juubi. Leaving his world, he ends up in Fiore and joins Fairy Tail in their adventures. How will Fiore survive now that Fairy Tail's new member is the Juubi no Yoko? The Dragons better watch out...they're no longer on top of the food chain. God-like Naruto! NarutoxHarem!
Crossover - Naruto & Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,688 - Reviews: 1203 - Favs: 3,739 - Follows: 3,660 - Updated: 4/8/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Naruto U., Erza S., Mirajane S., Ultear M.
Awakening Loops by Ungulateman reviews
The Fire Emblem universe, formerly the stablest on Yggdrassil, plunges into the Infinite Loops. Witness the impacts this has on the Shepherds and the other denizens of the Loops. Based on Innortal's and Spacebattle's time loops, set in the universe of Fire Emblem: Awakening.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,523 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Lucina - Complete
Naruto Shippuuden: Botsuraku by MaxFic reviews
Sequel to Naruto: Shinobi Institute of Performance Analysis. Botsuraku... Downfall... The Villages have a purpose now, joined together by Akatsuki's war game can they come together and do what's necessary. One year to prepare and then open season begins. The question remains, who's downfall will come first.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,127 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 3,106 - Follows: 3,861 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 1/23/2014 - Naruto U., Karin U., Fū
Two's a Crowd: The Blood Stone by Writing Therapist reviews
Harry's double life gets even more complicated, and a hell of a lot more interesting, when he has to start attending Hogwarts. Will he drive everyone else insane or will the school make HIM sane? Follow up to Two's a Crowd: The Beginning
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,398 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 2,721 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Harry P., Luna L.
The Unnatural Prodigy by savethetub reviews
Minato knew the harsh life that Jinchuuriki must endure. After sealing the Kyuubi into Naruto, he made a change to the seal that gave Naruto all of his and Kushina's talents and abilities so he could defend himself from the cruel hard world. How will the world be affected when Naruto has the skills of two Kage level ninja? The first chapter is kinda dark after that its brighter.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,816 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 3,956 - Follows: 4,287 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 4,183 - Follows: 5,183 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Addams by Savy13 reviews
The Addams Family gets a new member.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Addams Family - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,991 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 2,783 - Follows: 3,080 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 9/6/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto the REAL Fifth Hokage by Traban16 reviews
After the Orochimaru Invasion, the Shinobi Council and Konoha Elders sat down with the Fire Damiyo to discuss a new Hokage. What if the Fire Damiyo read reports on the Invasion? What if he decided the Fifth Hokage should be Naruto? Naruto/Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 235,015 - Reviews: 2075 - Favs: 5,459 - Follows: 4,680 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Deliver Us from Sorrow's Hold by Epic Solemnity reviews
SM/HP: He'd tried everything to get rid of 'them', the Hallows. But they kept coming back to him, recognizing him as the one and only Master of Death. Jaded and desperate for eternal sleep, Harry immediately becomes wary of a possessive demon that could curse him further into the pits of hell.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,025 - Reviews: 1831 - Favs: 4,179 - Follows: 4,722 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 5/13/2012 - [Harry P., Sebastian M.] Ciel P., Undertaker
Magician by WiseTomato reviews
A mature Harry Potter finds himself in Dresden's world through unknown means with no way back. Not having any lingering connections to his old world, he decides to make the best of things and do what he does best-survive, with style.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,026 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 3,638 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Harry Potter and the Train to Nowhere by Joshua The Evil Guy reviews
Harry Potter, the Chosen One, dies. He took one of the trains in the dream with Dumbledore instead of going back, where all his close friends and Ginny had already been killed. The train takes him to... an arcade?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 31,678 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 461 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
The True Horror of Konoha (Rewrite) by jinx777 reviews
Something happened to Naruto on his seventh birthday that was so bad it broke him. The Sandaime Hokage had to put him in confinement for the safety of the village. But five years later, things come to light and Hiruzen wonders if he made a mistake. Slightly insane/not evil Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,873 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,189 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Naruto U.
Sins of Thy Sons by The Liar Of Truth reviews
AU. Tsuna was raised in the shadow on his twin, a twin himself raised to inherit the throne of the Vongola. But blood is still blood, and when Tsuna decides it's his time to claim back his rightful position, the flame everyone thought was non-existence will burn brighter and deadlier than a supernova.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,324 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 2/5/2013 - Published: 7/23/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1856 - Favs: 4,202 - Follows: 4,645 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
Total Pokemon Survivor Island by WingsofLiGhTandDaRK reviews
Welcome to Total Pokemon Survivor Island! Hosted by Celebi and Deoxys, the two insane, crazy host. 36 pokemon come to compete for the 100,000,000.99 a life suppliy of food, their own TV show and a wish. Who will win? Accepcting OC's
Crossover - Pokémon & Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2012
Pokémon Mystery Dungeon: Lost in Time by CrizBN reviews
The word "normal" is a funny word. When your life is less than kind to you, it suddenly begins to lose its usual meaning. When life takes a trip, you had better hold on tight. Otherwise you might just find your life turned on its head. Follow the adventures of a not so normal human as he tries to survive the life of a pokemon. PMD: EoT/D/S. Complete. Novelization. Expansion.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 101,745 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Riolu, Vulpix/Rokon, Grovyle/Juptile - Complete
The Rightful Sky by Heir to the Sky reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi is ordinary. Average. Not at all special in any way. So while having ties to the mafia comes as a surprise to Tsuna, the fact that his younger, more talented, more popular twin brother is chosen as the next Vongola boss doesn't. Not everyone agrees though. After all, what is a world without a proper sky?
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,838 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 4,501 - Follows: 4,325 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.
Naruto the Black Blade by Tigee86 reviews
Challenge fic. After stealing and opening the Scroll of Sealing, Naruto finds something more interesting then a clone technique whose details he never bothers to learn. A change he finds leading him down another path. femHaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,259 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 2,952 - Follows: 2,770 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Naruto U., Haku
Perfection by Arynia reviews
AU: Orochimaru decides to create the perfect host by combining Akatsuki's abilities, and selects Naruto for the 'honour.' Sacrificed by the elders to appease Orochimaru, Naruto can become the greatest shinobi ever seen - or the ultimate monster.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,473 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 2,854 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Naruto U.
Endless Desire by Kolarthecool reviews
DISCONTINUED. Hp/FMA crossover. Baby Harry Potter died that faithful Halloween night and appears before the Gate, sensing the childs inherent SIN, Truth sends him back with a little 'gift'. Greed!Harry, Dark!Harry, Powerful!Harry. M for language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,190 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 985 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Harry P., Greed
Tactics of the Stones by Kaze-Kami-Ha reviews
He sought to be away from his past and his reputation. Yet he has been dragged into another war, in this world of Magvel. He is Elibe's finest tactician, leading the forces agianst Nergal. A Duke of War in a new land. A tactician in Magvel Story
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 115,255 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Tactician/Mark, Eirika
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,097 - Follows: 2,707 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15591 - Favs: 9,669 - Follows: 7,363 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
I'mmmm Baaaaccckk! by MrWriterWriter reviews
Harry returns to his youth to repair his life and get revenge on those who used him. H/Harem. Weasley minus the twins and Dumbledore bashing. Confident, Independant, strong, attitude-laden Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,386 - Reviews: 2360 - Favs: 4,706 - Follows: 5,267 - Updated: 3/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2008
Things Team Nineteen Are No Longer Allowed To Do by H.E. Gray reviews
Iruka's genin team was never normal, by any definition of the word.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 1122 - Favs: 2,581 - Follows: 1,652 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Iruka U., Kotetsu H.
Farmer Naruto by Froggy-slice reviews
Uzumaki Naruto crumbled under the constant abuse by his so called peers. He gave up on ninjas as a kid in favor of a civilian lifestyle. When Akastuki becomes too big a threat they offer to train him seven years too late. he hates all things ninja Nar/Aya
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,592 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 1,628 - Updated: 2/2/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Killer Bee
A Very Long Vacation by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Having unwittingly escaped the Uchiha massacre thanks to her eldest son, Mikoto Uchiha returns to a changed Konoha after Sasuke defected. And thus decides to be a mother to her son's best friend-Naruto Uzumaki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,089 - Follows: 1,176 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Naruto U., Mikoto U.
The Art of the Deal by Case13 reviews
No one starts on top of the world. Bereft of his dream, or even a chance for it, Uzumaki Naruto starts his own path to the top of the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 38,546 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 3,501 - Follows: 3,078 - Updated: 5/23/2008 - Published: 5/5/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 2,944 - Follows: 2,846 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10989 - Favs: 19,507 - Follows: 6,434 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
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Travels of a Wizard (With Friends!)
Adept wizard Ernesto Greene has found a dimensional travel spell, and asked his friends to go with him! Now they're stuck in the world of RWBY and hoping to find a way back. Enjoy!
RWBY - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,118 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2014
Shenanigans of Multiverse Travellers Episode 2
Luke and Dameon are here in the world of Percy Jackson. Along with the new guy Sid let's watch their journey through Percy Jackson and the Olympians
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,365 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 12/20/2013
Shenanigans of Multiverse Travellers
This is the story of two, (possibly more) heroes that will keep the balance of multiple different universes. Or destroy them. Whichever comes first!
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,564 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2013