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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter.

Peu de choses à dire.

Je suis avant tout une consommatrice de fanfics, et non une créatrice. Mais j'ai décidé de me lancer, alors il y a aura de la traduction ! La diffusion de la culture est un mantra pour moi. Knowledge is power.

Je suis une fanatique d'Harry Potter depuis début 2000, tendre enfance... Avant même la sortie du premier film, j'étais accro, et ça ne m'a pas lâchée. Alors autant dire qu'il n'y a vraiment peu de chance (très, très peu!) d'y trouver autre chose que du HP.

Les thématiques seront toujours Dark. Non, je ne suis pas une admiratrice de Voldy, loin de là ('fin je crois), mais ma vision du monde est plus "gris foncé" que "gris clair".

Si vous voulez en savoir plus, jetez un oeil vers mes auteurs et fics favoris ;)

Ah, aussi : Slytherin rules !!!!

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The Unbroken by DesertC reviews
Voldemort has won. Hermione Granger is captured and offered up as a Death Eater slave. Who will be her Master? And can she possibly remain unbroken?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,056 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 6/23/2018 - Published: 5/12/2018 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Lucius M.
I want to Snape you like an animal by DesertC reviews
Hermione falls for Neville's boggart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,159 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 5/5/2018 - Published: 1/15/2018 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Neville L. - Complete
The Harpy's Mistletoe by AlwaysObviously reviews
Hermione Granger and Severus Snape are stuck together under a mistletoe. Unfortunately - or should I say fortunately - it is a special kind of charmed mistletoe with very specific requirements... EDIT: Well, it started out as a complete oneshot, but it has turned into a little story. Fluffy lemony goodness. SS/HG - COMPLETE; Epilogue might follow.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,226 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 4/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2018 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Merlin's Gift by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
"It's customary to show appreciation when you are given a gift, Granger. Surely you know proper etiquette."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/5/2018 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Password Reset by Emerald S. Sparrow reviews
Draco was given the password to the Headmaster's Office to visit his godfather whenever he felt it was urgent. Worrying about his N.E.W.T.s, Draco seeks out Headmaster Snape... but finds he already has company. Post-DH, PWP; just a wee drabble of delicious frivolity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/1/2018 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Draco M. - Complete
At the Headmaster's Discretion by DesertC reviews
500 points from Gryffindor! The largest single point deduction in Hogwarts history. Headmaster Snape is determined to make Hermione Granger earn the points back . . . the hard way. But the big question is 'Why'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 84,207 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 672 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 5/25/2017 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] - Complete
Unforced Error by MsWhich reviews
Hermione Granger finds herself locked in a room together with the last person she'd expect...her former Potions Professor. It quickly becomes apparent that the room has very unusual properties and that Snape knows much more than he's letting on. Unfortunately for him, Hermione is very good at getting answers. Canon-divergent starting from the horcrux hunt in book 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,542 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 12/15/2017 - Published: 9/24/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Room of Reconciliation by DesertC reviews
Lucius Malfoy plays matchmaker with Severus and Hermione at his annual Malfoy ball. And leaves them in a locked room.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 72 - Published: 9/18/2017 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Lucius M. - Complete
Owe It All to Umbridge by darnedchild reviews
Sometimes you have to replace a bad memory with a better one. Especially if that bad memory was Dolores Umbridge in a pink negligee, hoping to get her hands on your bits. (Adult Hermione/Snape. Pure PWP with a side of humour.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,636 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 48 - Published: 6/11/2017 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
A Witch's Guide by Oracle Obscured reviews
When Hermione fills in for an ailing Pince, Severus reaps the benefits. SS/HG/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,495 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/5/2016 - [Severus S., Hermione G.] Lucius M. - Complete
Teaching Miss Granger by Oracle Obscured reviews
Hermione is caught out after curfew. Her punishment turns her world upside down. (SS/HG)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 480,858 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,411 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 9/11/2016 - Published: 8/11/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Draco M. - Complete
How I Learned To Love Teachers' Meetings by Oracle Obscured reviews
Snape finds distraction from the tedium of faculty meetings with the help of the new DADA professor. (SS/HG)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,354 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/11/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Grape Juice by DesertC reviews
Severus Snape gets in touch with his feminine side and Hermione Granger gets creative. What will be the outcome? Grape Juice?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,631 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 8/1/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The Book That Binds by DesertC reviews
Hermione Granger is the newly-appointed Professor of Muggle Studies and Severus Snape is the not-so-newly-appointed Professor of making her life a misery. But could a simple book be enough to bring them together?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,783 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 7/30/2016 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
Lacarnum Inflamarae by Dena Gray reviews
She set him on fire as a First Year; how high will the flames grow now that she's all grown up? A winding, contemplative tale of D/s for those of us with less-defined roles. EWE, HGSS, A/U, Rated M. Seriously, Rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,564 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/5/2016 - Published: 12/13/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A Soul-Mate's Kiss by IShouldBeWritingSomethingElse reviews
"You are bound, Hermione. You shared a Soul-Mate's Kiss." / SS/HG HEA...Always :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,766 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 2/7/2016 - Published: 12/12/2015 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Le philtre d'Aphrödelirium by 99Karie reviews
Severus est victime de la jalousie de Lucius. Il ne serra pourtant pas le seul à être pris au piège d'un puissant philtre de magie noire et Hermione devra à nouveau prouver qu'elle est loin d'usurper son titre de sorcière la plus douée de sa génération. Seulement ce ne sera peut-être pas une partie de plaisir... il se pourrait même qu'elle y perde elle aussi la raison. Raiting M!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,406 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pride, or What Goeth Before a Fall by Toodleoo reviews
When it came to reading people, Hermione Granger was almost always right. How did she miss the fact that Snape was gay? Written for cabepfir for the 2015 SSHG Gift Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,602 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/25/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
It Used To Be A Broom Cupboard by worrywart reviews
Take four friends, an unsuspecting witch and wizard, a boring Ministry retreat and mix. What's the result? A bit of fun, some 'I didn't want to envision that' moments and in the end, love. What did you expect from a story by Worrywart? Written for the LJ smut fest on Granger Enchanted. This is an edited version. See A/N in first chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,543 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/22/2015 - Published: 12/20/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
The Times He Tells Her by ausland reviews
13 ways Severus Snape shows Hermione Granger his love. He is not a man for whom the words come easy, but there are ways of showing love that are more genuine than mere words can say. A tale of love after war, of healing after hurt, of domestic bliss and fluff. All parties are of age, light M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,468 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 693 - Follows: 118 - Published: 8/13/2015 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
perfection by Nylex reviews
[Winner of SSHG Fanfic Awards for Best Comedy] Hermione is determined to lose her virginity before Christmas. Amused, Snape decides to help. [Sevione]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,294 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 1/24/2015 - Published: 6/15/2014 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] - Complete
The F Word by Dena Gray reviews
Professor Snape catches Hermione in the absolute worst possible circumstances, time and time again. Is it the work of a vindictive third year, or could it be something much, much bigger? Rated M for 45 uses of the 'f' word and light frotting. AU/EWE, Hogwarts 8th year SSHG -COMPLETE! *** Nominated Best A/U, Best Het Smut: HP fanfic fanpoll awards fall/winter 2014! Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,295 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/14/2014 - Published: 10/8/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
69 by Laurielove reviews
Does what it says on the tin, with a bit of a giggle first. Snape, Hermione, and lots of numbers. One shot. Mature readers, please. SS/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 70 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S., OC - Complete
Mirror Images by SweetTale4u reviews
After the war, Severus finds himself lost and without purpose. The image in the mirror shows a know-it-all but how can she help him? Meanwhile, the prudish Hermione Granger wants to advance her career, when the opportunity to help a war hero presents itself, she leaps at the chance. There will be UST, Angst, Voy, Dark/Hidden Desires as well as graphic sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,839 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Under a Desk by kitcat5 reviews
Hermione is hiding under a desk and she makes an honest mistake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,333 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Getting Past Broken by TycheSong reviews
When Hermione decides she can no longer live with the mental scarring wrought by her vicious assault at Malfoy Manor, she enlists the aid of her former Potions professor in exchange for holding his life debt fulfilled... a very lemony tale written for the SSHG Prompt Fest based on a prompt by Shiv5468. Winner of Best SSHG Threesome at the HPFanFicFanPollAwards (Fall/Winter 2013)!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,901 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - [Hermione G., Severus S.] Lucius M. - Complete
Hermione Granger, the Author by The Girl with the Fox Tattoo reviews
When Professor Snape asks Hermione for her Potions notes, he finds something he definitely was not expecting. 8th year Hermione and Snape lives.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,922 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/8/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12584 - Favs: 12,827 - Follows: 7,408 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Shrinking Potions, Silk Scarves, and A Dollhouse by onecelestialbeing reviews
And not necessarily in that order. Nothing but a bit of snarky fluffy and a lot of THOSE moments (nudge nudge, wink wink). Takes place eight years post-Hogwarts with a very much adult Hermione and our favourite snappy Severus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,853 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Senseless by Cybrokat reviews
Sirius vs Severus. Severus and Hermione are reluctant curse breaking partners when Sirius decides he has plans for Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,774 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Intrusions of the Mind by Laurielove reviews
Severus Snape finds a way to amuse himself. A series of insights. Multiple characters, but ultimately SS/HG. Mature readers, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,535 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Deep Fried Cupid by I M Sterling reviews
Severus has a lot to deal with on Valentine's Day. Rated "M" Fluffy, snarky, fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,105 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I'll Take You in Pieces: A (Morbid) Love Story by scumblackentropy reviews
You see, all it takes is a bit of sacrifice. A little tit for tat. A bit of a 'you-help-me-and-I-help-you' sort of thing. And death isn't so difficult to conquer, after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,873 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
I Beg To Differ by Loten reviews
Prize for the 2000th reviewer of Chasing The Sun. Severus overhears Hermione speculating about his personal life; he finds her opinion rather insulting and decides to let her know just how wrong she is. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 110 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Silence by Loten reviews
Prize for the 1000th reviewer of Chasing the Sun; Hermione is annoyed to finally be given detention so close to finishing school, but it turns out to be just what she - and Snape - didn't know they needed. Post-DH AU. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,389 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 114 - Published: 8/29/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Possession by Goldilocks 92 reviews
Severus Snape feels the need to possess Hermione Granger entirely- inspired by Nietzsche.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,850 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 51 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
The Wildcat Purrs by Laurielove reviews
Hermione is caught trespassing in the Potions classroom late one night by two wizards who decide to teach her a lesson. An 'Against the Wall' fic. M readers only. Not for the faint-hearted. One-shot. SS/HG/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,819 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 277 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Misfortunes In Spying by georgesgurl117 reviews
The third lesson in espionage - sometimes you see more than you ever wanted to. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,715 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
What! I am a Good Girl by hunter-liza reviews
What do Severus Snape, Hermione Granger and Muggle night club have in common? Pure lemony goodness! Mature readers only please!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,103 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/4/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A Last Goodbye by LumenSnape reviews
One shot. Smut for the sake of smut. Hermione gets caught by Snape taking something the trio needs in their hunt for horcruxes. Takes place during DH. Canon for the most part. I only changed what I had to in order to make the story work.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,058 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Up Yours by Remarkable1 reviews
Hermione, Lucius, Hatred and Lust. Need I say more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,991 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Punition by AshleeSnape reviews
OS entre SS/HG. Hermione enfreint les règles de l'école et Snape la punit. Rated M pour scènes violentes et sexuelles.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,427 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Vanas Opportunis by Dena Gray reviews
Snape gets a certain kind of deviant itch every once in a while, and uses an illegal potion on seventh year girls to relieve it...until that seventh year girl is Hermione. lil'OOC, alot A/U, Graphic and Immoral.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,556 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Réminiscences by Didou27 reviews
Depuis qu'il est sortit du coma, Severus fait de droles de rêves éveillés. Il découvre que ces "épisodes" ont un rapport avec Hermione. HG/SR NC-17
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,174 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Des gens ordinaires by benebu reviews
COMPLETE. Comment se débrouille t on dans la vie quand on n'a pas un physique de jeune premier ? Severus et Hermione nous donnent un exemple... TRADUCTION de la fic de Hayseed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 136,830 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
A la discrétion du Directeur reviews
500 points en moins pour Gryffondor. Le plus grand retrait de points de l'histoire de Poudlard. Pourtant le Directeur semble tenir à ce qu'Hermione récupère ces points perdus... de la manière la plus difficile possible. Mais encore faudrait-il savoir 'pourquoi'. Post-DH - Ne tient pas compte du prologue
Harry Potter - Rated: M - French - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/2 - Hermione G.