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THE GENIUS OF FAMILY GUY!!!

I.R.S. Representative:Well sir, I'm afraid that your not qualified for a tax refund.
Peter:AAAHHHHH... ohh sorry, i still haven't gotten over the loss of party of five.
I.R.S.: Well as I was saying you are not getting a tax refund.
Peter:AAAHHHHHH... oh Party of Five. What were you saying?
IRS: You're not intitled for a tax refund.
Peter: AAHHHHH!
IRS: Was that for Party of Five again?
Peter: No, that was for my tax refund! What the hell is Party of Five!?

Peter: Look at this, Lois, see right here [points in book, I was voted most likely to succeed!
Lois: Peter, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People magazine.
Peter: Oh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Brian: Hola, me Ilamo es brian ... Nosotros caramos ir condustedes.. uhhhh ...
Bellboy(spanish): Hey, that was pretty good, except when you said "me llamo es Brian," you don't need the "es," just me llamo Brian.
Brian: Oh, oh you speak english
Bellboy (sigh): No, just that first speech and this one explaining it.
Brian: You ... you're kidding me, right?
Bellboy(spanish): Que?

Lois: Peter, why would they make you presidesnt?
Peter: Maybe it's because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second - RARF!
Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.

Brian: Oh my god. They ate Tricia Takanawa.
Peter: Why? They're just gonna get hungry again in an hour.

Peter: Lois, I'm gonna grow a beard.
Lois: Peter, you know I hate beards ...
Peter: No no Lois, it's time I joined the ranks of great men with beards. Why do you think Jesus Christ was so popular? Cause ... cause of all the magic tricks?

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Harry Potter and the Runespoor Shield by Ms Spider reviews
Harry is still angry but this year he has a person to blame. A secret trunk, a kitten with a secret and an secret potion. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 293,895 - Reviews: 3190 - Favs: 3,075 - Follows: 917 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Way by Shire.Conspire reviews
Draco Malfoy, the rich and arrogant fool. Pansy Parkinson, the wealthy and stubborn brat...Draco Malfoy, the abused and trialed hero. Pansy Parkinson, the brave and emotional heroine. Everything's more interesting on the dark side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 269,876 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Draco M., Pansy P.
The lost twin by Sami Potter reviews
Harry’s sixteen, and in his sixth year at Hogwarts. There’s been someone missing from his past for fifteen years. What happens when that someone turns up at Hogwarts on Halloween night; not knowing anything about her past either….his sister?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 153,917 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 6/18/2005 - Published: 7/26/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Awakening Power by sib-ff reviews
Complete! Challenges fill Harry’s 6th year: growing powers, Snape as defense teacher, new Potions teacher, a new crush on him, Voldemort, Ginny, Goblins? Lots of humor, drama, action and romance! H:G,R:Hr. Award winner!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 250,118 - Reviews: 2595 - Favs: 3,411 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 10/14/2004 - Published: 1/29/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Acceptance of Fate by Arya1 reviews
Post-OotP-Ch57: Harry is calculating and exerts self-restraint, Moody visits, Harry gets some history on Voldemort's timing, Neville cheers up Harry just a bit, another sabbat is upon us and Snape pokes Harry, Harry gets a wild idea.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 521,016 - Reviews: 2172 - Favs: 1,884 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 9/3/2004 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fugitive Prince by March Madness reviews
A prophecy stretches war a decade too long, ending with the Potter’s second son flourishing while the first suffers a dark life of ignominy. Harry Potter now rests in the hands of Fate as he’s forced to prove his worth to a world that doesn't care to
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 217,193 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 8/31/2004 - Published: 6/5/2002 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Pride of Gryffindor by Jonny English reviews
Post OotP, Harry recieves his OWL results and starts along his journey to become an Auror, Quidditch is taken to the next level.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 88,734 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/9/2004 - Published: 9/25/2003 - Harry P.
Forever Alive by Mordred reviews
Before the boy who lived, there was another story. One of a monster inside of a man. One of a hero inside of a child. One of a traitor inside of a friend. And one of an angel inside of a demon. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 118 - Words: 455,933 - Reviews: 2290 - Favs: 1,669 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 8/4/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Emotion by Melindaleo reviews
Harry is struggling to come to terms with the events of his 5th year. Can he learn to depend on those he considers family and become what he needs to be in order to survive? HG RHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 188,590 - Reviews: 2209 - Favs: 2,658 - Follows: 539 - Updated: 7/2/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete