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Are You Professional?

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be "professional". Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90 of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

laws of Anime

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality 'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability Everything explodes. Everything. First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first. Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size. First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss. First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage. Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape. Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'. First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.) Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably: a) be female b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.-Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).-Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him. First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow. Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are: a) The Hero/Leader b) His girlfriend c) His Best Friend/Rival d) A Hulking Brute e) A Dwarf/Kid Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:-Extreme Coolness -Amazing intelligence -Incredible Irritation -Supreme Arragance and Ultra Childishness.

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice. First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get. First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives

47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect"). First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame, wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s) to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and Letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s society. (Sniff Sniff.

50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter). Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons for this are: 1) They forgot that the person is telepathic. 2) They just don’t give a damn. The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are: 1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else. 2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic. 3) They just don’t give a damn.

53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits. First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid, etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying pan or something.

55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late. First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use it against the "Good Guy". Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military device without one of the following events occurring: a) The control device being broken. b) The control device being taken by the "Good Guy". c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just "fooled" by the "Good Guy". d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.
58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes: a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me look. b) A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods.)

60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, Carrot, and Naruto couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one.

64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. (The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #4.)

66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation- First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least 500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping". Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb. of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis. First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and lethality of the maneuver. Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension.

70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion.

71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and 65.)

72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either: a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and exposition), b) Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a position to ravish beautiful girls, or c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48.)

78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.

79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life...

80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz.

82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a Hentai anime is to start having sex.

83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible. First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did!

85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see Laws #67, 69, and 84)

86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in: a) The hero escaping. b) Clean-up for the underlings. c)The villain getting toastied.

87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water, rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the following characteristics: 1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples. 2)Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive vagina.

92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them introducing themselves.

93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death! First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following him around is there because: 1) It’s his girlfriend’s. 2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so. 3) Chicks will dig him more. Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because: 1) It’s her boyfriend’s. 2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so. 3) It makes her look cool.

94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...") First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is, but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the skin of the tentacle...Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect). Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur. First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko Thing")

97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or spaceborne, have the following crew members: 1) The captain 2) His Lieutenant 3) Various female technical staff 4) A hotshot pilot 5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not) 6) The Doctor 7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not) Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include: 1) Extreme coolness/luck 2) Amazing Intelligence 3) Incredible irritation 4)Extreme cuteness 5)Irresponsible drunkenness 6)Homophobicness 7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

Laws of Warfare

Suppressive fire... doesn't
Friendly fire...isn't
If the enemy is in range, so are you
If an advance is going better than you planned, it's an ambush
Anything you do can get you killed, including doing nothing
That enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main offense
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you
Don't look conspicuous, it will only get you shot
Lone snipers generally work in pairs
If at first you don't succeed, they'll make you try again
Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you.
Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.
The easy way is always mined.
Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at.
Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you.
If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone.
When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too.
Incoming fire has the right of way.
No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection.
No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat.
The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out.
Tracers work both ways.
When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right.
Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs.
Military Intelligence is a contradiction.
Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up.
Weather ain't neutral.
Napalm is an area support weapon.
Mines are equal opportunity weapons.
B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon.
Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone.
The one item you need is always in short supply.
Interchangeable parts aren't.
It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed "to whom it may concern" you've got to think about.
When in doubt, empty your magazine.
The side with the simplest uniforms wins.
If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy.
Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.
The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass.
The enemy never watches until you make a mistake.
One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many.
A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.
The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.
Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.
The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.
The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism (in boot camp).
To steal information from a person is called plagiarism, to steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.
The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.
When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack, when you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.
The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.
The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range.
The crucial round is a dud.
Every command which can be misunderstood, will be.
If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you, if your ambush is properly set the enemy won't walk into it, if your flank march is going well the enemy expects you to outflank him.
Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.
Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one.
The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out.
The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness).
There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work.
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.
The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel.
The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.
The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already mined it.
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.
When in a fire fight, kill as many as you can, the one you miss may not miss tomorrow.
It is a physical impossibility to carry too much ammo.
If you survive an ambush, something's wrong.
If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too.
Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.
There are few times when the enemy can't hear you: When he's dead, you're dead, or both. Addendum: When he's not there, when you're not there, or both.
You have two mortal enemies in combat; the opposing side and your own rear services.
You think the enemy has better artillery support and the enemy thinks yours is better; you're both right.
Happiness is a belt fed weapon.
Having all your body parts intact and functioning at the end of the day beats the alternative.
If you are allergic to lead it is best to avoid a war zone.
C-4 can make a dull day fun.

Quotes

You know something is wrong with you when a supposedly invulnerable demon asks you to keep them alive, and you then refuse bonus money for saving their worthless carcass.

Destroy is such a strong word! I prefer ‘redecorated for free’.

Everyday I think people can't get any stupider, and everyday I'm proven horribly wrong.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

If Tylenol, Duct Tape, and a Band Aid can't fix it, then you have a serious problem.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. Your best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'That was freakin awesome!'

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, you're it.

Some people are like slinkys, they're not much to look at, but you can't help but smile when they fall down the stairs...

When life gives you lemons make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how the fucking hell you did it.

My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same

I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

I am not crazy! You know what! The voices in my head don't like u anymore!

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

You know you're crazy when you know the Men in white by name. (Personal Note: My cousin does... or did... she's managed to keep them fooled for awhile now...)

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door

When there's a will, there's five hundred relatives

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

It takes real guts to admit you're a coward.

Life’s a bitch, put it on a leash.

I'm not a complete idiot... Some parts are missing.

Sarcasm is one more service I offer. Compassion costs extra.

Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Don't look at me with that tone of voice!

Question: if some one with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?

Who ever said that anything was possible has obviously never tried to ski through a revolving door.

I had a good idea once, but it died of loneliness

Comfort the Disturbed and Disturb the Comfortable

Genius by Birth Lazy by Choice

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

If you are feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it.

I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.

Schizophrenia beats being alone.

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.

Can you really trust a sane person?

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

Use the force if that doesnt work just carry a gun.

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

If it's stupid, but it works, it ain't stupid.

Sanity is the playground for the unimaginative.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing else annoys them so much.

Cheating: The Plan B of winners for over 2000 years.

You never want to be in a fair fight if an unfair fight is an option.

Its not cheating unless your caught. Till then it is called, Strategic Answer Retrieval.

When all else fails, cheat. Repeat untill caught. Then lie.

You know that you're obsessed with Gundam Wing when you slap people for blasphamy because they tell you "hero" isn't spelled with two "e"s.

Me: Don't go into the tall grass! My Mom: Why? Me: The raptors... Mom: I wish I had your worries.

Embrace the total dork in yourself; life's too short to be cool.

I molested myself last night. I said no, but I knew I wanted it.

It's all fun and games until someone is sacrificed to Satan.

Remember, you can only be young once, but you can be immature forever.

Cheer up, things could get worse...so we cheered up and, sure enough, things got worse.

That went so far over my head, I'm getting frequent flyer miles.

Life is sexually transmitted and always fatal.

I am so unbelievably awsome that it doesn't even matter that everyone else thinks I'm a total loser.

I may not be smart enough to do everything, but I'm dumb enough to try anything.

If I woke up looking like that, I'd run towards the nearest living thing and kill it.

That was so awsome, I'm gonna have to invent a word for it.

You're gonna regret being that sarcastic when I'm bathing in the blood of my victims.

Guns don't kill people... but they sure help.

There’s only two men I trust. One of ‘em’s me, the other one’s not you.

I've got half a mind to kill you, and the other half agrees.

You never want to be in a fair fight if an unfair fight is an option.

"I think it important to my life that i keep living."

"Don't you trust me?" "Let's see... on a scale of 1-10, i'd have to say no."

"You attack me verbally, i'll fight back in kind! But physically."

If it can't be solved by violence, it's not worth solving.

"I retract any insults to Mew, humbly asking she leave me as i am." "Humble? Ha! You? Ha! You don't know the meaning of the word." "Not now please, i'm pleading with a god."

"Don't you just hate it when people assume they're more powerful than you just because they're a demigod?"

"I disagree with what you say, but I shall defend to the death your right to say it." (An honourable old saying)

"I disagree with what you say, and i'll fucking KILL you if you try and tell me it!" (joke version)

"Like i'm going to let my wallet out of my sight. Hey, where's my wallet?"

God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.

"I don't expect you to obey my rules, i expect you to die if you disobey them." "...I think i'm gonna obey your rules."

"My uncle drowned in a vat of whisky. They tried to save him, but he fought them off bravely."

"Oh no! Sepulchure's raising an army of one hundred million undead! Are you thinking what i'm thinking?" "(Sarcastically) We jump down and kill fifty million each?" "Whoah... you WERE thinking what i was thinking..."

"I wanna kill him!" "Take a number and get in line!"

“One last piece of advice before you head out there- Whatever you do, don’t die.” (A Fox among the Hounds, a Naruto fanfic by Jehovah's Witness)

"You get 0 out of 10 for being a human, because your disguise is not convincing!"

"What's the point of studying history?" "Research. Finding out what ways of taking over the world don't work. (evil grin)"

"You know what he does that's really annoying?" "Exists?"

After it was attacked by Raccoons... (Sniff) They killed so many...

The Raccoons are actually the master race... they ALLOW us to rule... until they think it's time... to STRIKE!

The CNN Tower is ACTUALLY a giant demon robot cat, which was defeated by the Raccoon Liberation Front.

(Gasp) The headteacher is in league with the Raccoons! All Scottish people ARE Raccoons!

Nobody expected the badgers to get involved... WHY?! (Cries)

"I don't know, that depends whether the raccoons were involved." "The raccoons are always involved. They're the ones controlling the ferris wheel with the elephant on top sucking the brains of the INNOCENT CHILDREN BELOW!"

The Raccoon war went on for a while. Please don't ask how it started. or whether it's over... they're waiting in the shadows...

“I’ve got a question,” Kame spoke out, “Why is the blond baka our…leader?” They could all hear the sneer in her voice. “I’ve got a few words for you,” Naruto grinned ferally, “Kyuubi no Kitsune/Youko.” A brief spurt of red chakra in his aura incited a short period of respectful silence as each jinchuuriki conferred with its inner demon as to the power of the Nine-tailed Fox to lord it over them. When it became quite clear that Kyuubi could kick their collective asses three ways to Tuesday, everyone murmured their approval of their leader. (Thorn in Jinchuriki Gathering)

"So, how many signs of the apocalypse have we had now?" "I dunno, but i think the apocalypse has been and gone about twice by now."

"I've got a plan!" "Kill Rob?" "...Forget my plan, yours is better!"

"We're as fast as you." "We're as strong as you." "Yeah. But are you one TENTH as pissed off as i am?" (Two vampires and Violet, in Ultraviolet)

"Where to?" "The airport!" (Points dramatically) "The airport's actually that way." "I'm just pointing dramatically, it doesn't have to be in the right direction."

"Alright, i'll just hop in my time machine, go back to the 12th century and ask the vampires if they can postpone their ancient prophecy a few days so you can take in dinner and a show." "Ok, now you're abusing sarcasm." (Giles and Buffy, from Buffy, the Vampire Slayer)

"This ends tonight." "No it doesn't. By my watch it's already 11:57. Unless you intend on beating me in two minutes, it won't end tonight." "Okay. It doesn't end tonight. But it ends very early tomorrow." (Heroes Inc, a sprite comic)

"And wasn't agent Orulla captured by a pirate named Nights?" "She was released as soon as we agreed to his demands." "And what were those?" "An extremely large amount of a substance called 'pocky'. Perhaps it is a currency in their world." "Fantastic. I'm participating in a battle of idiots."

"What about Alkia?" "I sent her elsewhere. She's not... how to put it... firendly enough for the job." "She's a bitch, you mean." "We'll go with my phrasing for now."

"What is in that folder that Jurinjo gave you?" "...stuff..." "What kind of stuff?" "...evil stuff..." "Hand it over." "No." "YES." "DAMNIT. (Hands)"

"Your orders are simple. Kill anyone who enteres except Doctor Sun and myself." "Men women and children?!" "Yes, anyone." "Knifegunaxecheese?!" "Yes, however you want." (Glomps) "WORLDS BEST BOSS." Girl Genius. Another amazing webcomic.

"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." (Old saying)

"Any sufficiently analysed magic is indistinguisable from science!" (Girl Genius. XD)

The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

  1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.
  2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.
  3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.
  4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.
  5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.
  6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.
  7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
  8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.
  9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.
  10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.
  11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.
  12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.
  13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.
  14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.
  15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.
  16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."
  17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.
  18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.
  19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.
  20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.
  21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.
  22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.
  23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.
  24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)
  25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.
  26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.
  27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.
  28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.
  29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.
  30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.
  31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.
  32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.
  33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.
  34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.
  35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.
  36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.
  37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.
  38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.
  39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.
  40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.
  41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.
  42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.
  43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.
  44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.
  45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.
  46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.
  47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.
  48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.
  49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.
  50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.
  51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.
  52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.
  53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.
  54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.
  55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.
  56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.
  57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.
  58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.
  59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.
  60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.
  61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.
  62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.
  63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.
  64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.
  65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.
  66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.
  67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.
  68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.
  69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.
  70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.
  71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.
  72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.
  73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.
  74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.
  75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.
  76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)
  77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.
  78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."
  79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.
  80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.
  81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.
  82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.
  83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.
  84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.
  85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."
  86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.
  87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.
  88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.
  89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.
  90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.
  91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.
  92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)
  93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.
  94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.
  95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.
  96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.
  97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.
  98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.
  99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.
  100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.
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Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 152,972 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 3,104 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Shadow Stalker, Danny H., Emma B., Madison C. - Complete
Rehabilitation by Arawn D. Draven reviews
Minato Arisato is something of an enigma to the residents of Karakura Town, having moved in quite recently. That said, he might stay an enigma very long if the adventures of a certain Strawberry happen in the vicinity of the Messiah...
Crossover - Bleach & Persona Series - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,618 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 204 - Published: 4/21 - Complete
The sexy Umbra wizard by Tremor230 reviews
Naruto has finally left a village that so much despised him in favour of his sister that had the Kyuubi power sealed inside her...but who are those two women saying they are Witches? and Why the Shinigami is pissed off at Minato? Both blond and Death God will have their revenge surpassing him in everything. (Story has been stolen by a zero imagination thief on wattpad)
Crossover - Naruto & Bayonetta - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 92,077 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 1,431 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Naruto U., Bayonetta - Complete
A Matter for Lawyers by The Ferryman reviews
"She could have drowned you in bugs," Calle said. Tagg wasn't certain if that would have been a mercy or a punishment.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 3/6 - Published: 2/21 - Skitter, Alexandria, Danny H., Tagg - Complete
Harry Potter and the Escape to New York by Writing Warriors reviews
He's scared, wanting desperately to find a safe place and voila, Harry Potter escapes to New York at the age of nine. Welcomed into a wonderful magical community of his own, he grows away from the dangers of the wizarding world until he has an accidental encounter with a French witch and then a bushy haired witch. He masters the master manipulator and comes into his own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 193,288 - Reviews: 1313 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 1,986 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Little White Lies by Laetus Fabricor reviews
Did you know that in 2002, an experiment proved that adults on average lie at least once every ten minutes per conversation. The adults Harry had met far exceeded that average. Maybe he was just unlucky? Watch as he lives and attempts to avoid liars... but then again, you can either have truth or happiness, never both. Squalo x Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,492 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 2/21 - Published: 6/1/2017 - [Harry P., Squalo S.] Sirius B., OC - Complete
Harry and a Vampire by mjimeyg reviews
Harry lost his trial at the beginning of his fifth year. Exiled from Magical Britain he is offered a new start in another country. Unfortunately he'll still have to fight to survive. But he won't do it alone.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 162,913 - Reviews: 768 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 12/18/2018 - [Harry P., Moka A., Kurumu K.] - Complete
Insert Villain Conditioning Here by RockBane reviews
What does a Devil Boss 'Monster' and one Izuku have in common? Well, the answer is a touch more complex and yet, simple at the same time. Thirteen year old Izuku is caught up in a conflict between Pro Heroes trapped within the game and a Villain who wanted them all trapped within said game. It's a mess, a complete and utter mess. It's going to take a lot for Izuku to come away sane
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,687 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/14/2018 - Published: 8/31/2018 - Izuku M., Shouta A./Eraserhead, Shigaraki T., Hitoshi S. - Complete
A Subtle Approach (Worm Endbringer SI) - Complete by xxJevranxx reviews
A Worm CYOA fic using the Endbringer mode.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 38,094 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 10/27/2018 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Complete
Being yourself by silverseed reviews
...is one of the most difficult things to do, and more easily accomplished by pretending to be someone else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,800 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 2,634 - Follows: 2,806 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 10/15/2017 - Harry P., Skull, Arcobaleno - Complete
Naruto's Quest by Spyash2 reviews
Fed up with having been stabbed in the back for the last time, a whiskered blond ventures off to a continent across the sea to revive the Uzumaki Clan so he can raze the Leaf to the ground. His travels bring him to an unnamed continent littered with demons and silver-eyed witches. Will he be able to find love, get his revenge, or perhaps both? Co-written with Drunkmansquakin.
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 43 - Words: 1,024,236 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 5/24/2018 - Published: 7/11/2017 - Naruto U., Clare, Galatea, Jean - Complete
Queen of Blood by SirWill reviews
Taylor Hebert dies in the locker. Then she wakes up in her grave, changed. Powerful. With faint memories of a life not her own. And why does she dream of a castle in the mountains?
Crossover - Castlevania & Worm - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 107 - Words: 386,791 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 2,626 - Follows: 2,136 - Updated: 2/25/2018 - Published: 12/29/2015 - Complete
To the Heavens and Beyond (Eldritch Mantle's Donned) by OnceABlueMoon reviews
'So… was that your true form' Kyoko shrugs. 'Onii-san was the sun, but he kept drifting away. I could hardly remain a sky if I wanted to help him, isn't it' Hana looks at her strangely. 'You became an eldritch horror so your brother would stop losing quite that many memories' 'Wouldn't you'
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,856 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/8/2018 - Hana K., Kyōko S., Ryōhei S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Hadrian Lannister Lion of the Rock by Sage1988 reviews
Reborn as the eldest son of Tywin Lannister, Hadrian must shoulder the responsibilities of being heir to Casterly Rock and play the game of thrones. As war takes hold will he rise to win the game or will he be crushed by the factions all around him. Rated M to be safe.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 483,979 - Reviews: 3270 - Favs: 6,573 - Follows: 6,400 - Updated: 2/1/2018 - Published: 5/22/2016 - [Arya S., OC] Harry P., Jon S. - Complete
Power by Selector reviews
Taylor controls power? Wait. QA is a control freak? WTF? Oneshot, previously published in Worm castings which has turned into a zombie of its own now.
Worm - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,949 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 197 - Published: 12/21/2017 - Complete
Monstrous by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Something new has arrived in the Forbidden Forest, and the Boy-Who-Lived never arrived at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,831 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 739 - Published: 12/10/2017 - Complete
Choice by WizardsGirl reviews
In the end, it was always about having a choice. Having something HE picked, that HE chose. Something that wasn't chosen FOR HIM. And, in the end, it was the only Choice that mattered. (Angst-fest and Main Char. Death ahead, will most likely be Triggering to some.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 52 - Published: 7/26/2017 - Complete
Konran by Seito reviews
Konran: (noun) chaos; confusion; mayhem; also, a kitsune who adopted one Sawada Tsunayoshi as her best friend and gives absolutely no shit about Vongola and this tiny baby claiming to be a tutor.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,733 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 252 - Published: 7/25/2017 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Bolt from the Blue by Umei no Mai reviews
Xanxus picks up his first Guardian very early; his father rather wishes he hadn't. Things change accordingly. (SI-OC Fix-it fic. Canon-typical violence and themes, including terrible parenting, organised crime and murder-for-hire. Diverse pairings. Characters discussing mature themes; also fluff, common sense, happy endings.)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 205,621 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 2,557 - Follows: 1,549 - Updated: 7/17/2017 - Published: 6/8/2017 - [Xanxus, OC] Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Varia - Complete
Ned's Six by Shiva-J reviews
One morning Ned Stark felt compelled to ride into the Wolfswood where he found a woman in a red dress, lost and near death, speaking a language that he didn't understand, her name was Caprica.
Crossover - Battlestar Galactica: 2003 & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,055 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 3/13/2016 - [Number Six, Eddard S./Ned]
Same Song Different Verse by Selector reviews
Harry thought he had seen it all. As it turned out, not so much.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 191,500 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 1,894 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Aayla S., Shaak Ti, Ahsoka T., Harry P. - Complete
Game On! 2 0 by nordiamus reviews
Harriet Potter, goddess in training, is getting ready for her second mission: reincarnated as the youngest Elric Sibling and armed with Chaos' latest update of his Game, she's ready to discover a new world of alchemy! fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,842 - Reviews: 837 - Favs: 3,014 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Harry P., Alphonse E., Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Soulless Sky by SeventhAssassin reviews
Sawada Tsunayoshi is not known as 'Dame Tsuna' like usually known but 'Soulless Tsuna' or 'Speechless Tsuna'. He acts different more than anyone, never talk, never show emotions. He stays as blank. Who can help him from his lone situation? Story of Twin brothers. Strange!Tsuna, Smart!Tsuna, Protective and Mature!Guardians/Friends - - - Alternate Ending in AO3 or Wattpad beg. chp.17
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 123,339 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 1,547 - Follows: 935 - Updated: 4/12/2017 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Arcobaleno, Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
The XXXX You Say by Selector reviews
The Tri Wizard, The dementors, Voldemort and now expelled or a trial. Harry has had enough. Some peoples plans are not going to survive this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 121,211 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 3/1/2017 - Published: 12/7/2016 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,775 - Reviews: 5771 - Favs: 14,639 - Follows: 12,181 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Black Fortunes by Herald-MageAnduli reviews
Harry breaks the mirror after the end of the war. He is sent back to 1975 and takes up the mantle of Lord Peverell. He hopes to turn around the tragic Black family story. How? By getting newly widowed Lord Orion Black to fall in love with him. SLASH, Mpreg, Time-Travel, mild Character Bashing. Orion Black/Harry Potter, sub!Harry COMPLETE 11/25!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 55,605 - Reviews: 2949 - Favs: 8,455 - Follows: 7,193 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 8/23/2013 - [Harry P., Orion B.] [Lucius M., Sirius B.] - Complete
May The Dread Wolf Catch Your Scent by DreadWolfTakeYou reviews
It looked like...no, she was just confused, that's all. Dreaming. She had to be dreaming. Because if she wasn't, she was standing in the middle of the Main Hall. In Skyhold. -"Flashy entrance there, I must say! But, who are you, exactly?" Hermione spun around, but what she saw did nothing to make the situation any less surreal. "Varric?" she whispered. "Are you real? Is this real?"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 71,606 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 11/6/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016 - [Hermione G., Solas] Cole, Dorian - Complete
To Gather Falling Petals by TamashinoSuzume reviews
Reborn found that Tsunahime didn't exist, only Chiruka was in her place, and she was living in a place not meant for little girls. Iemitsu truly made him sick. But Reborn wouldn't leave any student of his in the Red Light District. However, he may find it difficult to help such a broken girl become the woman she could have been. Fem!Tsuna Dark themes Iemitsu bashing
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,956 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 10/16/2016 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Complete
I Have A Question for YOU by SaintHeartwing reviews
Sans had a question to ask in the Judgment Hall. Can even the worst person change if they just try? But Frisk has a question too. "Do you think that even the best person can change into something bad if everything is against them?" Spoilers for both Pacifist and Genocide route, a rather brutal and accusatory drabble. Don't be afraid to leave reviews or rebuttals.
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/4/2016 - Frisk, Sans - Complete
Foxy Lovers by Hell is fun21 reviews
A series of one-shots between the infamous shinobi Naruto and the beautiful vixen Ahri, Enjoy.
Crossover - Naruto & League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 180,598 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 10/3/2016 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Naruto U., Ahri
Ah, Screw It! by mjimeyg reviews
Harry goes to sleep after the final battle... but he wakes up at his first Welcoming Feast under the Sorting Hat. Harry has been thrown back in time into his eleven-year-old body. If he's going to have suffer through this again, he's going to do all he can to make sure he enjoys himself.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 229,619 - Reviews: 2722 - Favs: 6,735 - Follows: 4,890 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 8/29/2016 - Complete
Have Chrome, Will Travel by Deadlandmarshal reviews
Albus Dumbledore has been looking for his young charge for a long time, he is being assaulted on all sides by those who are looking for the young man he lost so long ago. He has taken a final desperate gamble with the coming of the Tri-Wizard Tournament, he wanted Harry Potter… the Chrome Wizard has come! Betaed by the amazing pazed!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 76 - Words: 199,687 - Reviews: 2951 - Favs: 4,568 - Follows: 4,703 - Updated: 7/29/2016 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Naruto: Black Baron of Suna by Tremor230 reviews
AU, OOC, Genderbent Pairing(FemGaara, FemKankurou,Temari)Summary: When Minato was about to seal away the Kyuubi, a rude, vulgar Baron Samedi appeared to give to him and his wife a second chance as parents/guardian of the baby, the first Necromancer to appear after millenniums! how will the Elemental Nation fare against such ancient power? read and you'll know. Rated M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 115,347 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 1,052 - Follows: 861 - Updated: 7/23/2016 - Published: 1/5/2014 - Naruto U., Gaara, Temari - Complete
Naruto: Master of his Fate by Dreaming of the Phoenix reviews
In a twist Naruto's life is spared from being completely hopeless, finding solace where few would expect, with a Family of his own making. Naruto/Harem! Rated M for future chapters, mature subject matter, and later situations. Don't like? Don't read. Rewrite Cancelled.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 170,709 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 2,336 - Updated: 7/13/2016 - Published: 12/12/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Haku, Rias G. - Complete
Game On! by nordiamus reviews
Harriet Potter knew she shouldn't have picked those three Hallows... but she did, and now, she's immortal, and the gods have a proposition for her : help the heroes of other universe to save her mother's soul. And to help her, they'll give her a tool : the Gamer's Ability. First stop : the Mafia World. fem!Harry, MoD!Harry, gamer!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 221,593 - Reviews: 772 - Favs: 3,683 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 2/19/2016 - Harry P., Reborn, Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Vigilante Tendency by Kyogre reviews
Complete, semi-AU. There's such a thing as being too much like the 1st generation. Tsuna didn't mean to start a vigilante group, but somehow it happened anyway. Well done, "Neo Primo," well done. (bonus chapter 6-2016)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,449 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 5,428 - Follows: 2,282 - Updated: 6/27/2016 - Published: 4/26/2014 - K. Hibari, Ryōhei S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
A Soul of Fire by Satire Swift reviews
It has been five years since the horrors of the Fifth Holy Grail War, and Shirou Kotomine, Executor of the Church, is being sent to Shin Tokyo to oversee the area. When a series of happenstances cause him to find his birth family and a secret battle royale between alien babes, he decides to do what he does best. Let's just hope there's a city after he's done. An In Flight spin off.
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 272,640 - Reviews: 1378 - Favs: 2,653 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Nero, Shirou K./Shirou Tokisada Amakusa, No. 01/Miya A., No. 06/Homura - Complete
One, Two, Three by DeliriumDescending reviews
He'd been on the verge of giving up on ever finding his Sky, then... "My name's Elanor Potter. I've been looking for you!" (For Elanor, harmonizing with Skull was easy; falling in love with him even more so. That it surprised the heck out of everyone else in the Mafia was just a bonus.) [Fem!Harry/Skull]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,424 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 3,364 - Follows: 1,149 - Published: 6/17/2016 - [Harry P., Skull] - Complete
Valiant by Tsume Yuki reviews
When Loki's Staff spat out a girl with a lightning bolt scar, HYDRA were not expecting things to go downhill so fast. They certainly weren't expecting their new unknown to run off with the Winter Soldier. FemHarry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Captain America - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,103 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 5,658 - Follows: 3,359 - Updated: 6/14/2016 - Published: 7/9/2015 - [Harry P., Bucky B./Winter Soldier] Steve R./Capt. America, Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Complete
Terminal Justice by Overkill AKA Irrational Intelligence by Nalanda reviews
The unofficial fourth of the Make a Wish series by Rorschach's Blot, it was originally written by Overkill aka Irrational Intelligence and removed for some reason. EDIT: Have separated the chapters now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 233,566 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 5/29/2016 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Harry P. - Complete
A Promise Kept by InsaneScriptist reviews
Squalo manages to keep his promise and no one is more surprised by this than him and everyone else that knew of Xanxus' lack of heritage. Reborn's gaggle of prospects might come close, but they had a less pleasant surprise.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 73 - Published: 5/24/2016 - Squalo S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Xanxus, Varia - Complete
Final Capture of Stalag 13 by dunuelos reviews
A plot bunny I have contemplated since I was a teenager - 30 years ago. I always wondered what the scene would be when Stalag 13 fell to the Allied advance. This is what I think happened. Having just seen a rerun - it just had to come out.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 81 - Published: 5/7/2016 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, H. Schultz - Complete
Shadowed Sun by Darkpetal16 reviews
Life can be a cruel thing, especially when it was never meant to be given to you in the first place. Self-Insert / SI OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 246,743 - Reviews: 3607 - Favs: 5,434 - Follows: 4,495 - Updated: 5/3/2016 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Naruko U., OC - Complete
Practical Magic Works Too by Fairywm reviews
After Harry and Neville's parents were killed, Death decides they must be protected, so he gives the two tots to the most powerful witches he knows. What will happen at Hogwarts when they return? Who knows, but it should be fun to watch. No slash. Romance at the end. Powerful and Independent Neville and Harry. Bashing of Magical Britain.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Practical Magic - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 214,484 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 4/22/2016 - Published: 3/21/2016 - [Sirius B., Gillian O.] Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
The Bloody Boys by Luki Dimension reviews
Nana heralds from a family of serial killers. She neglects to mention this to her husband. When Iemitsu makes it clear he doesn't expect Tsuna to join his family, Nana brings him into hers.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Crime/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,551 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 1,910 - Follows: 590 - Published: 4/8/2016 - Nana S., Ryōhei S., T. Yamamoto, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete
Welkin by Shivani reviews
Not all of Byakuran's powers were sealed, and not every guardian always saves his boss. Tsuna is given a second chance, with different circumstances, of course, and gains more than just two new friends.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 125,242 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 2,051 - Follows: 1,038 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 2/22/2016 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., 1st Mist Guardian/Demon Spade, Romeo, Arcobaleno - Complete
Aeolian by Tsume Yuki reviews
Hibari Kyōya has always scared Tsuna witless. So, when the two of them end up kidnapped, really, the only choice is to shed her herbivore skin and become a true carnivore if she wants to survive. Female Tsuna
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,248 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 2,554 - Follows: 1,192 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 3/19/2016 - [Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., K. Hibari] Iemitsu S., Fon - Complete
A New Family by YamiReigen reviews
What if...When you had climbed to the top of Mt. Ebott, you never tripped? What if...Instead...You jumped?...And surviving the fall turned the world your world completely upside-down? (First Undertake fic, and I'm pretty sure "out of character" is gonna apply here) Rated for the warning and a little bit of language. Warning: Talk of abuse (no major details though)
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,340 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/1/2016 - Frisk - Complete
Grim Reaper by shinigamiseitentaisei reviews
Harry Potter dies? What is going to happen to Harry now that he has died before he defeats Voldemort. Death has plans for him and he shall become a Grim Reaper, who will attend Hogwarts. Rating may go up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,564 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 2/21/2016 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Warriors by Skipsophrenic reviews
What if the LeStranges hit another Muggleborns house before they were captured, what if the girls house they attacked was across the road from Harry's house. What if Hermione's Father had the respect of one of the galaxies best hunters. How would Harry and Hermione's life change? Warnings: Rated M due to nudity, gore, violence and mentions of abuse.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 190,233 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 2/2/2016 - Published: 1/29/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Predator/Yautja, Luna L. - Complete
Survivor, Reject, Courier, Conqueror by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU. Honor Harrington and a small group of survivors are stranded on an unknown planet where they discover one piece of advanced alien technology. Everything in the balance of power throughout hundreds of inhabited worlds begins to change.
Honor Harrington - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,463 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 111 - Published: 1/7/2016 - Complete
UNDERTALE v0,5 by Iambic Brose reviews
What if instead of the Frisk we know, there was an even younger one who became lost in the Underground? This time a five-year-old Frisk who is nothing but a scared child is the one destined to save the monsters and free them...she ends up changing quite a lot in this world. Besides, even if she's scared, she's DETERMINED to save everyone!
Undertale - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,757 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 772 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 12/16/2015 - Published: 11/22/2015 - [Toriel, Sans] Frisk, Papyrus - Complete
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 385,181 - Reviews: 5665 - Favs: 4,817 - Follows: 3,663 - Updated: 12/6/2015 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Complete
He's Not Dead Yet by Redbayly reviews
When Harry offered himself up to Voldemort, he discovered the people in the Ministry of Death are not happy with him at all. To make up for his years of blunders, Harry is sent back in time to correct everything that went wrong and to get some revenge. Harry/6 girls, Bashing of Dumbledore, Snape, and certain Weasleys. Written for humor only. Lots of cliches. Reviews welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 34 - Words: 156,481 - Reviews: 2202 - Favs: 7,973 - Follows: 6,060 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
The Forgotten Doctor by Morgan d'Arc reviews
Overshadowed by his fortuitous sister, Naruto will discover his prodigal talent in poisons and medical skills. He will prove to his family and the village that he can be a strong ninja without the help of natural brilliance.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 36 - Words: 142,234 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 3,972 - Follows: 3,095 - Updated: 10/10/2015 - Published: 5/4/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kushina U., Naruko U. - Complete
The fight against fate! by SlowSnow reviews
After a long fight Sasuke and Naruto defeat Kaguya and they finally face each other for their last fight. Hoping to finally bring Sasuke back Naruto pours all his chakra in a final rasengan and so does Sasuke in his chidori. A few seconds before the clash Sasuke suddenly says something softly like a whisper "Kaguya, help me finish him."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,805 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Naruto U., Hanabi H., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kaguya Ō. - Complete
Broken Together by Nalyra reviews
Hades had enough, his family's nagging had pushed him over the edge. Acacia on the other hand didn't know what to do when immortality was suddenly thrust upon her and she found herself in yet another mystical world. fem!Harry/Hades
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,607 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 2,978 - Follows: 1,181 - Published: 9/30/2015 - Harry P., Hades - Complete
A Demon's Love by Rago Dragovian reviews
Harboring a deep desire to fix the problems of the world, the Demon Queen went through the full initiation to take the title and vowed not to let moral sensibilities stop her from her ultimate goal of saving the world. From her research and observations, she gains a critical view of human affairs and decides that she cannot gamble the Hero dismissing her request to join forces.
Archenemy and Hero/魔王勇者 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 9/21/2015 - Complete
The Wizard of Harrenhal by DisobedienceWriter reviews
The Master of Death, Harry Potter, wakes one cold spring morning in Westeros. He has no idea why he's there - or how he'll get back. Harry always had bad luck, but a lot of persistence. He'll need it. Winter is Coming.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,547 - Reviews: 935 - Favs: 4,791 - Follows: 2,772 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 5/17/2015 - [Harry P., OC] - Complete
Dark Repercussions by Jessiikaa15 reviews
Revised! Harry has found out that the light has been keeping many of secrets from him that push him over the edge. He returns to Hogwarts after the death of his godfather seemingly unaware of the light's manipulations, but in the shadows the notorious assassin Sang Lys has arose. Dark!Evil!Harry. Major OOC! Light!Bashing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 171,983 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 1,292 - Updated: 8/13/2015 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Trading Yesterday by Shadowblayze reviews
Kawahira finds someone else to be the Sky Arcobaleno in place of Aria, and it changes everything.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,511 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 4,712 - Follows: 2,383 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Harry P., Arcobaleno - Complete
Harry Potter - Three to Backstep by Sinyk reviews
YATTFF - A blend of the Reptilia28 and CoastalFirebird time travel challenges; Harry, Hermione and Daphne Greengrass die during the final battle and are sent back in time to set things back on track. AD/MW/RW/GW!bash. Rated M for themes and language. AU!world OOC!chars. Expect 450k words.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 467,583 - Reviews: 6236 - Favs: 11,319 - Follows: 8,277 - Updated: 7/19/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - [Daphne G., Harry P., Hermione G.] Sirius B. - Complete
The Leviathan And The Fox by Seeker Pendragon reviews
Over thousands of years has passed, and he diligently watched over the prison he created for Kaguya. He never expected for someone to get pass the dimensional barrier he created. Refusing to let him stew in his loneliness, she visited as often as she could. For over a century she did this, and he was grateful to her. She prevented his fall to insanity. She was his beloved.
Crossover - Naruto & High School DxD/ハイスクールD×D - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,675 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 2,799 - Follows: 1,896 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 10/13/2014 - Naruto U., Serafall L. - Complete
Exploiting Wizarding Antiquity by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
...or, abusing the hell out of the fact that wizards use gold for money. I had always been a pragmatist, even before I died. But when I was reborn as a Carrow, with the ability to use magic, I proceed to take advantage of this fact. Malfoy was right about one thing - money is power. SI, cracky, one shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,571 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 396 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Harry P., OC, Flora C., Hestia C. - Complete
Where Oh where is Harry Potter by SfoCrazy reviews
Harry Potter wasn't he left at Privet drive? Why can't the all powerful Albus Dumbledore find Harry Potter, or is that just a rumor? Did the escaped convict Sirius Black kidnap five-year-old Harry Potter or did Harry Potter runaway? This is defiantly Mature so be pre-warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,348 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/23/2015 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Complete
Rage by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Harry makes unexpected friends in his fourth year, when his friends and his housemates abandon him. Hestia and Flora, daughters of some of Voldemort's most sadistic enforcers, know what its like to live in fear. In this unlikely relationship, the three plot to bring down Voldemort and escape the society that tried to destroy them. Dark, violent, potential H/H/F pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,882 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 3/24/2015 - [Harry P., Flora C., Hestia C.] - Complete
Beast Rising by wolfsrainrules reviews
Tsuna has a part of himself that is wild, dangerous and untamable. A part of him that rises up when his people are threatened, and a part that doesn't really have any limits. He's had it since he was seven years old. He calls it the Beast. (Extended 'Beast' from my Little Hints story)
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,701 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 4/19/2015 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Nana S., Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Mass Effect: Synthesis by Jade Tatsu reviews
"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 203,198 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 2,212 - Follows: 1,592 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Shepard (F), Harbinger, Garrus V., Saren A. - Complete
The True Child Of Chaos by nutsofthechest reviews
This isn't your normal chaos story, what if Percy was a natural born son of chaos and adopted by her brother Order? Percy is born on another planet but is forced to go to earth the day he was born. What will happen to him when he is here? Will he ever Rated M: badass fight scenes, lemons, and harem Percy/Hestia, Hera, Artemis, Piper, Zoë, Bianca, Diana#2, Khione, Chaos#2.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 108 - Words: 663,753 - Reviews: 2977 - Favs: 3,605 - Follows: 2,659 - Updated: 4/11/2015 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Complete
Harry and the Gods by arober94 reviews
Deciding enough is enough, Harry makes his way to Gringotts and finds out a few interesting things. Taking a portkey to his destiny, what antics will Harry get up to now?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 69,318 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 2,686 - Follows: 2,011 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Harry P., Zoë N.] Artemis - Complete
The Nightmare Man by Tiro reviews
In the depths of the Ministry, there is a cell for the world's most dangerous man… and he wants out. Read warnings. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 114,577 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 4,201 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Nobody told Me the rules by Zaxaramas reviews
An avid Harry Potter fan gets dropped into the wizarding world. Metamorphing, AU goodness. Skewed ages
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 149,146 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 1,683 - Updated: 3/3/2015 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, OC - Complete
260 Going on 16 by SciFiFantasyWriter1 reviews
Harry Potter travels back in time hundreds of years after having lived an adventurous life so that he can be with the woman he lost too soon. She was his best friend. To save her he will defy time and re-shape the entire world. Powerful-Harry & Intelligent-Harry. 5th Year Fic. Advanced Technology and Technomancy. Harry/Hermione pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,751 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Complete
Moratorium by Darkpetal16 reviews
Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 218,497 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 7,268 - Follows: 4,065 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., Basilisk - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 2960 - Favs: 18,264 - Follows: 6,954 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
The Ghost of the North by Deus Swiftblade reviews
In the North, there is a man to all who follow the old gods pay heed to. No one knows how long he has lived or from where he came. But he has always been there, even after the Iron Throne was forged. He is the Ghost of the North and by his silent hand, the future of Westeros is changed.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,379 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 1,430 - Follows: 762 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 5/27/2014 - Complete
Uzumaki Bloodlines by PENTUPFURY2 reviews
What if the uzumaki clan wasn't destroyed before naruto was born? What if The clan was matriarchal and migratory? Strong Naruto! Konoha bashing! Harem!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 40,782 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 12/22/2014 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Naruto U., Kushina U., Naruko U. - Complete
Where No Wizard has Gone Before by Blueowl reviews
Harry has been reborn time and time again after becoming the Master of Death, living through hundreds of lifetimes in dozens of universes, but this rebirth is strange even by his standards—no doubt thanks to how he had died the last time. StarTrek:TNG/HarryPotter Powerful!Harry MoD!Harry, Guinan, Q, Borg, Lwaxana. COMPLETE
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,120 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 2,115 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 11/26/2014 - J. Picard, Q, D. Troi, Harry P. - Complete
Harry Five-0 by mjimeyg reviews
There was a reason that surfer crashed into Kono that day... and she really shouldn't have hit him. Kono's hot tempered response lands them a team mate that likes to cause mischief and has very little respect for protocol.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 135,382 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 1,875 - Follows: 895 - Published: 11/19/2014 - Harry P., Kono K. - Complete
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2536 - Favs: 6,404 - Follows: 3,419 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard (M), Ashley W.] - Complete
The Rebirth of Tsunayoshi Sawada by ShamelessDilettante reviews
When Tsuna dies at a ripe old age, he finds himself waking again, back in middle school, a month before Reborn even arrives. Tsuna, in all the wry humour he has accumulated in his old life, decides that, what the hell, it's his turn to fool around with Vongola this time. One-shot. No pairings.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,572 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 5,166 - Follows: 1,603 - Published: 11/7/2014 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
Stand Against the Moon by Batsutousai reviews
Cursed against his will, Harry made the best of his life until he found himself, again, wandering in Death's realm. When Death offers him a second chance, a chance to right the wrongs he'd been blind to for too long, he can't possibly refuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 91,115 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 3,711 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2014 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Harry Janus Potter - Dances with his Destiny by r2r4l reviews
AU cross-over Harry Potter/Stargate. Super-Harry.Harry ends up absorbing the memories and abilities of Janus and Voldemort when he is 9 and gets sent by the Others to the ancient ship Destiny. He returns on a quest to conquer the universe, his way. Encounters the Goa'uld, Wraith, Furling, Skrull, Kryptonians, BSG Colonials, and Star Wars. Major retconning. Pairings: Harry/Hermione.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 246,526 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 1,706 - Follows: 1,224 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jade Angel by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Erika Potter is killed by Vernon in a drunken stupor, only to be sent back from heaven by an irate seraph. Distraught, Erika decides enough is enough and returns to a hobby she was forced to give up in exchange for magic... ballet. Little does she know that her passion for dancing will lead her to America, and into the hands of a certain crossroads demon...and a pair of brothers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 65,884 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 4,450 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 10/11/2014 - Published: 8/26/2014 - Harry P., Gabriel, Crowley - Complete
Fate's Gamble by Lupine Horror reviews
When Zelretch conducts an experiment and the being known to all as Fate intervenes Harry Potter's life is changed irrevocably. Now being raised by those who don't fit the definition of 'Normal' it is a very different Harry that is unleashed on the world. Or is it worlds? Disclaimer: This is fan fiction, I only own the plot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fate/stay night - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 88 - Words: 927,883 - Reviews: 5120 - Favs: 5,009 - Follows: 3,328 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Harry P., Rider - Complete
Harry Potter and his Veela Mate by Ares.Granger reviews
A Harmony story. Hermione is a Veela and discovers this shortly before their fourth year. What will Hermione's new powers do to alter Harry's fourth year? Warning- there's Ron-bashing ahead. If you dislike Ron-bashing, don't read.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 66,667 - Reviews: 1008 - Favs: 4,273 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 9/11/2014 - Published: 8/20/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1402 - Favs: 7,901 - Follows: 3,119 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Out of the Night by fringeperson reviews
Inspired by whitetigerwolf's fic Love Is Eternal. Harry is a Hero, and the Queen knows what must become of Heroes once their fight is over; they are to be rewarded, and then they must wed. She arranges that he marry a young woman who will need a Hero at her side - because this young woman has monsters to kill. HxI, AxS, I don't own anything. Complete.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,631 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 1,905 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Complete
Of Robots and Women by TheTiller reviews
When Chell discovers that she is the last human on Earth, she goes back to the only one she can talk to. ChellDOS.
Portal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 51,278 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 7/16/2014 - Published: 1/10/2013 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Tales of Mommy Bats by FallenQueen2 reviews
Four times someone was a mother figure to Robin/Nightwing and the one time he saved them. COMPLETE. Cat Woman, Talia al Ghull, Black Canary and Wonder Woman
Crossover - Batman & Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,021 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 158 - Published: 7/5/2014 - Selina K./Catwoman, Talia al Ghul, Richard G./Nightwing, Dinah L./Black Canary - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 5153 - Favs: 9,854 - Follows: 5,827 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
893 by Yanagi-wa reviews
Harry winds up in Japan and lives a completely different life from the one Dumbledore planned for him. He returns to England and ... you need to read to find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 361,882 - Reviews: 2308 - Favs: 5,381 - Follows: 3,746 - Updated: 6/18/2014 - Published: 7/9/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Phoenix Ascending by Takao1160 reviews
This is A/U in the Harry Potter Series. Harry/Hermione and Bellatrix are taken by fate to another realm to fend for themselves. Little did they know that fate had another plan, that involved them being trained to run a world unknown to them. They learn to depend upon themselves for survival and build a world that leaves a legacy far beyond what they understand.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 72,365 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/6/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Miko and her 'Mon by fringeperson reviews
A young girl with the powers of a miko leaves the family shrine in Pallet Town to go on a journey of discovery, and she's going to discover it with her 'mon at her side. Don't own. Inspired by YoukaiYume's picture on Deviant Art: "SessKag: I Choose You"
Crossover - Pokémon & Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 96,685 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 1,033 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
The British Reformation by kb0 reviews
After Sirius dies, Harry is isolated and feels betrayed by everyone who's been around him recently and leaves to figure out what he should do. An "old friend" is sent to look after him and try to bring him back. Together they search for a way to kill a Dark Lord and maybe fix society too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 136,650 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 3,227 - Follows: 2,191 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Helping Hand of Death by Tremor230 reviews
Reptilia chall. I have not abandoned Naruto, I just need something different, Harry Keeps getting killed, his personal Grim Reaper is not happy, HE WILL BE FIRED! so it's time for a certain young wizard to be trained to achieve his destiny, get his soulmate and kill Voldy, kicking ass and taking names, a strange teacher will help. AU, OOC, RATED M so I won't hear about kids safety
Crossover - Harry Potter & Asura's Wrath - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 63,010 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Augus - Complete
The Ninth Sekirei Pillar by Arthain reviews
The Elemental Nations are in ruins, the villages are destroyed, and the last of the Shinobi are on the run. Naruto's last ditch effort to stop Madara lands him and his last companion in a new world. A world in which a brutal tournament is taking place and the prize could mean the total destruction of both this new world, and his old one.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 699,733 - Reviews: 3170 - Favs: 3,364 - Follows: 2,559 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 07/Akitsu, No. 08/Yume - Complete
A Fox Helps a Wild Horse by VFSNAKE reviews
ONE-SHOT! The beginning of Ranma, but with an intervention from Naruto and then Hinata later on.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,422 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 138 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Ranma, Shampoo] [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 156,280 - Reviews: 3872 - Favs: 4,556 - Follows: 2,742 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Mass Effect: The First War by ProfFartBurger reviews
The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,906 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 3,543 - Follows: 2,582 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC - Complete
Evil cuteness Overlord: Extended by soemone reviews
What was a Boy to do, if his sole dream was world domination? Follow the cute and evil overlord on his way to become the world ruler! AU, Dark(?)Tsuna - not really ... later on Yaoi, for now just rated T ...
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,128 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 12/26/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
In Flight by gabriel blessing reviews
Honestly, Shirou was beginning to think that he should be used to this; being unwittingly selected to take part in brutal tournament that he had no idea existed until he found himself in the middle of it. Then again, second times the charm, right?
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 762,492 - Reviews: 8942 - Favs: 8,343 - Follows: 5,000 - Updated: 12/21/2013 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Shirō E. - Complete
Life After Death And Betrayal by DebsTheSlytherinSnapefan reviews
Harry is twenty two years old, moving to Forks to settle down and open a bakery. He's seen death and suffered betrayal at the hands of those he trusted. He also has a secret he hasn't told another living soul. He is the Master of death. Things change for Harry, giving him a reason to live other than his godson for the first time. Jasper/Harry SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 109,128 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 5,742 - Follows: 3,710 - Updated: 12/8/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Jasper - Complete
Trouble by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
Harry Potter is a thief and a lawbreaker long before he gets his letter. Upon discovering he's a wizard, he sets out for the wizarding world - but he's doing things his way. Dumbledore has no idea what his decision to leave Harry with the Dursleys has wrought. Harry/Multi, darkish, some Dumbledore bashing, rating may go up later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,011 - Reviews: 1625 - Favs: 5,286 - Follows: 3,307 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Harry P., Astoria G., Daphne G. - Complete
Lady Saint by the stargate time traveller reviews
AU; One of my Saint crossovers with Harry Potter, except with FEM!HARRY. Lara Potter runs away after her parents decide to get rid of her, in favour of her brother, harry, the boy who lived. but she becomes the greatest thief in the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,190 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore by GenkaiFan reviews
The Tower of London has a dark and bloody past both in the muggle and wizarding worlds. Besides being a prison, it also served as a sanctuary in times past, what if it became one yet again? -AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 47 - Words: 114,515 - Reviews: 4944 - Favs: 6,247 - Follows: 4,112 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry and Luna Meet the Big Blue Giants by mjimeyg reviews
In an effort to escape the post-war wizarding world, Luna offers to take Harry far away using a family spell. The problem is... no one has ever returned or knows what's there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,879 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 631 - Published: 9/10/2013 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
M-Day by mjimeyg reviews
M-Day. A day that would go down in history as the emergence of a new breed of humans. The Magicals. It all started with one individual who thought he was there to save the mutants. Sequel to Potter's Protector, rating for violence and swearing, no slash.
Crossover - X-Men & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,583 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,659 - Follows: 906 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Harry P.
Losing Control by JackPotr reviews
Harry becomes an outcast during fourth year and ends up reaching out to new people to help him along the way. What he ends up with is a girlfriend and a new lease on life with the freedom he has never had before. The title refers to Albus and the Order. Grey Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 154,616 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 4,608 - Follows: 2,743 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P., Megan J. - Complete
Tame the Dragon by morshon reviews
Emma finally comes up with the perfect plan to get Regina to go on a date with her: Ask. Now she just needs her to say yes. Takes place in a happy future post-cora and with a more mature Henry who doesn't hate his mom. Rated M for sexy SQ times. This story now has a sequel "Taming a Little Dragon."
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 92,057 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 1,015 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Emma S., Regina M./The Evil Queen - Complete
Harry Aizen: A Soul Reaper in Hogwarts by youngmark reviews
After that fateful night, everyone believed Leon Potter to be the Boy-Who-Lived. Harry Potter ran away at young age and returned as a master of illusions and Soul Reaper: Harry Aizen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,398 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 737 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Like a Child by ShamelessDilettante reviews
Because, sometimes, the (ex)Arcobaleno acted just like that even if they were finally growing physically. Although, Tsuna would beg to differ: the Arcobaleno ALWAYS acted like that with him. One-shot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,507 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 1,625 - Follows: 502 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Arcobaleno, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Bermuda - Complete
Prince of Thieves by sakurademonalchemist reviews
When Bakura has a boy dropped on his head in the desert, he has no idea what it means for him! Now he has a brother, but Horus is nothing like Bakura expects. And he comes with a secret. Horus is a mage, but more than that he's the chosen of Bastet! Can Horus save his brother from the manipulations of the Ring, or will the dark spirit of Zorc win? Rated for Bakura and Horus' mouth.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,133 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 827 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P., Thief Bakura - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 3,412 - Follows: 2,320 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Familiars of the Void by Redrover117 reviews
Following Naruto's defeat of Pein he is summoned to Tristain without warning by none other than the lovely Tiffania. New friends and old enemies surface as the factions of three worlds collide and history takes a much stranger turn. This is a Harem fic.
Crossover - Naruto & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,889 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,487 - Follows: 1,127 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Naruto U., Tiffania - Complete
Harry Potter and the Four Heirs by Sinyk reviews
Merlin, not happy with how the future unravelled for the life of Harry Potter, intervenes early to set the course of history back on track. Implied Pairing Only. Smart!Harry Bash!AD Idiot!RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 282,458 - Reviews: 1985 - Favs: 7,517 - Follows: 3,152 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Harry P., Neville L., Hermione G., Susan B. - Complete
Runaways by Ravengrad reviews
Harry's had it and Hermione receives some startling news.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 47,241 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,890 - Follows: 565 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Strange Believer by fringeperson reviews
Harry had always believed that there was someone who took care of him when he was out in the snow. It just wasn't until he was grown that he had a name to put to that belief. Complete, Don't Own, Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,006 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 3,123 - Follows: 763 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Jack Frost - Complete
Eye of the Basilisk by Takao1160 reviews
Harry learns of the plans and plots that have been laid out before him. He is tired of never knowing what is coming his way and he takes matters into his own hands. Along the way he has a set of parents that he has adopted, a crazy elf, a best friend, and a friend like no other to help him out. Let the adventure begin! Pairings H/HG/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,074 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 731 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Of Gods And Men by Takao1160 reviews
I DO NOT FOLLOW CANNON - So if you expect that, then don't read this. Harry's ancestors made enemies many centuries before he was born. A kindly god is able to find out about the plot and derail it before an innocent life was snuffed out. With the help of the gods Harry is able to survive his childhood before Hogwarts comes along. Pairings HP/HG/DG/PP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 60,852 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 1,031 - Follows: 481 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Padma P., Daphne G. - Complete
Alterran Legacy by Takao1160 reviews
AU - Non Cannon for HP and SG1- Harry has defeated the Dark Lord. The battle he couldn't win was the one for the girl. Harry is left feeling alone because he cannot go out without people mobbing him for good or ill. He finally realizes he must leave England to find his own way and his own life. Pairing HP/SC; then HP/SC/HG
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,719 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 543 - Published: 2/21/2013 - S. Carter, Harry P. - Complete
Lord Perseus Child of Rome by Anaklusmos14 reviews
A horrid act has left the Mother of Rome without options. She seeks solitude to deal with her growing problem. She finds an ally in the most unexpected source. Now the fate of Gods rest on her son's shoulders. But will they accept help from a child of both Greece and Rome? Begins in ancient times but finishes in present. AU Percy a God. How will history differ? Complete! My 1st fic
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 132,365 - Reviews: 1332 - Favs: 4,091 - Follows: 1,966 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 12/10/2012 - [Percy J., Zoë N.] Thalia G., Lupa - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 4,193 - Follows: 1,225 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Nothing More by SkyGem reviews
Iemitsu realizes, too little too late, that no matter how much he may brag about his adorable son, he lost the right to call himself a father years ago. And Tsuna, tired of waiting for a dad that would never come home, has already found another father figure in the form of his ghostly ancestor by the name of Giotto. Angst. Giotto/Tsuna father-son fluff. Now a drabble series.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 18,284 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iemitsu S., Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Giotto/Ieyasu S./Vongola I/Vongola Primo, Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
A Crime Fitting the Punishment or Dumbledore's Monster by Diresquirrel reviews
Albus Dumbledore gets an unexpected visitor in his office one late summer night. The Headmaster finds himself talking to a monster he never knew could arise from his actions. Darkish.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,081 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 2,589 - Follows: 711 - Published: 12/30/2012 - Albus D. - Complete
Oma's Choice by jacobds reviews
After saving the stone Harry is approached by Oma Desala, and is told that he is the subject of two different prophecies but one is currently blocking the other. He is given a chance to change his path and fulfill both destinies. Smart/Powerful Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 206,427 - Reviews: 2903 - Favs: 4,809 - Follows: 3,620 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Snake and Fox 'Catch me' by Kyon Kamiya reviews
By ChoppedHige Got taken down I'm re-uploading it so I can download it to my android. I will take it down when I finish I found it here: www . fanfiction . net / topic / 111831 / 63720467 / 3 / Sharing-Works-that-have-been-Purged
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 74,824 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 195 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Unexpected Assistance by SymphonySamurai reviews
AU GoF. Harry is brooding over his involvement in the Tri-Wizard Tournament when he receives an offer of help from a most unexpected source. H/Hr/DG, light Ron! and Dumbledore!Bashing, mild language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 4,192 - Follows: 1,545 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Heir of Dracula by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
In 1895, the last time he was defeated, Count Dracula made a prophecy. His legacy would live on in the boy of lightning... His four mistresses set out on a quest to find this boy, and finds him in the boy known as Harry Potter... Rated M for Gore later on. Vampire!Godlike!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 75,225 - Reviews: 967 - Favs: 4,303 - Follows: 2,385 - Updated: 9/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Lone Wolf by Narutoenthusiast reviews
After Naruto managed to retrieve Sasuke, instead of acknowledgment he was ostracized by the very people he vowed to protect. Now, as a chunnin, great changes will occur as Naruto manages to join one of the most respected organizations within the village, proving everyone how wrong they all were. Black Wolf masked Anbu Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 218,587 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 4,231 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Lost Soul of The Uchiha by BrotherOfSteel reviews
Rather then dying at his brother's hands Itachi is instead sent to a world wholly unfamiliar to him, will he finally find peace within himself among the ponies of Equestria?
Crossover - My Little Pony & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Itachi U.
Ace of Spades by LeontinaStardust reviews
Betrayed by his friends, Harry Potter finds himself thrown inside a muggle mental hospital, but is soon transferred to Arkham Asylum . It is here where Harry learns what true insanity is. Gotham had better watch out. Joker/Harry slash. Insane!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 74,858 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 1,325 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Joker - Complete
Ring Around the Wrong Neck by fringeperson reviews
In which Sirius gives his godson the Millenium Ring as a first birthday present, and it is the Thief King, not Lily, who saves Harry from Voldemort's curse that Halloween night. Yaoi and a slightly Super!Harry. Don't own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,274 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 2,505 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Harry P., Yami Bakura - Complete
Lily's Changes by arekay reviews
When Harry is killed by Voldemort in book 7 he wakes up at Kings Cross Station and meets Lily instead of Dumbledore, and she's really angry with him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 86,841 - Reviews: 2737 - Favs: 8,381 - Follows: 4,193 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Playing the Four Devils by Reign A.G.E reviews
Lust, Envy, Hate, and Jealousy are the four devils that define the world, but for Naruto, its a new way of life, especially due to his ancestors, the three Sparda sons that is. Naruto/Devil May Cry crossover, Naruto/Harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 342,046 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 2,407 - Follows: 1,422 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Emperor Revised by Snafu the Great reviews
An alt. version of Naruto: Emperor's Dawn. Naruto and Hinata Namikaze are the Emperor and Empress of the West. As Konoha faces destruction, can they put aside their mistrust of the Leaf and aid them...or will they let Konoha burn? Story complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 122,600 - Reviews: 655 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Just Reward by Man of Sitruuna reviews
Three-Shot. It's Naruto's eighteenth birthday, and two changed kunoichi decide to make it special in their own individual ways. But what Naruto eventually gets is something twice as big. Semi-serious. NaruInoSaku. Lemon. Don't follow, fic is complete and will not be updated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 40,900 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 841 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/30/2010 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.] - Complete
The Heir to the Title of Big Boss by VFSNAKE reviews
Big Boss dies at the end of MSG4. After reconnecting with The Boss, he is called upon to train another to be his successor, but this time...the world he's in is not the one he knows, and neither is the student he is to train with the help of a few others.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,026 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4455 - Favs: 9,541 - Follows: 5,028 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hollow Inari by VFSNAKE reviews
He had died. Died at the hands of the people he had protected. All for bringing the traitor home. So few loved him. So many hated him. In the darkness, he would grow stronger, and one day return anew. Not as a man or demon...but as a GOD! THE HOLLOW GOD!
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 56,368 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 2,477 - Follows: 1,294 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Complete
Kaze No Kami by th4n reviews
Naruto armed with a new power, changes the world to become what everyone in the elemental nations will one day know as the Wind God, the Kaze No Kami. Naruto x Fem.Kyuubi / Team 7 Bashing / Rated M for Violence and Language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 63 - Words: 202,744 - Reviews: 1770 - Favs: 4,498 - Follows: 2,511 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Blood Naruto by Zagger the Bloody Angel reviews
After being beaten at 5 years old, a dhampir named Rayne rescued him from death's door along with Kyuubi turning him into the first ever dual half breed. Years later a new threat emerges beyond all others. Beliar. NaruYugitoGobi KyuuRayne ItaiNibiYonbi
Crossover - Naruto & BloodRayne - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 144,532 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Naruto U., Rayne - Complete
Mischief Managed by HighValour reviews
My try at a 'not the BWL story'. Darren was a hero, Harry appeared a squib. Darren went into hiding, harry ended up dying. Watch as in his place something worse than Riddle gets the chance to run rampant. Rejoice, for very bad things are about to happen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Norse Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,352 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mind by Overdog reviews
What really happens when an abused teen reaches his breaking point? People get killed in this story, and real-life teenagers cuss. This is an A/U fic, and deviates from canon. HP/HG/LL, though later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,348 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 2,238 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Drifter Series:Revolution and Freedom by General RTS reviews
Japanese-American US Army Ranger Alex Tsougi always considered himself a normal military grunt. That is until he teleports through a magic portal into the world of Zero no tsukaima. WARNING:the following story gets really epic by ch3. Complete!
Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 108,674 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Cattleya - Complete
Naruto of the Apocalypse by VFSNAKE reviews
Title says it all. Crossover with X-Men Evolution, but only paritally. JUST READ!
Crossover - X-Men: Evolution & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,380 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 1,330 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 2133 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 2,753 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Potter's Protector by mjimeyg reviews
The spirit of Hogwarts believes that Harry has suffered enough in his eleven years of life and calls in a protector to guide and care for him. Not slash, rating for violence in later chapters.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 45 - Words: 261,714 - Reviews: 1048 - Favs: 3,652 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
The Champion by mjimeyg reviews
After Halloween, Xander's world grows increasingly as he meets new people and drags the Scoobies along for the ride.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,695 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Xander H. - Complete
He Knows by fringeperson reviews
Touya had known what was coming far longer than Sakura, and frankly he also knows that he's in a better position to take on the magical burden than his imouto. He knows magic when he sees it. Touya/Yukito, a little Sakura/Syaoran. Don't own. Complete.
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,260 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Tōya K. - Complete
Darkness in the Void by phoenix catcher reviews
Complete. Harry/Wesley Crusher. Immortal:Harry. The Wizards made a mistake during their war. They obliterated their mortality and became something even more destructive. This is the story of the future humans' interactions with this new entity.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 48,118 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Wesley C., Harry P. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1532 - Favs: 6,801 - Follows: 2,540 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Parallel Realities by InHarmsWay reviews
Shepard is a being from a parallel universe who came to the Mass Effect Galaxy to bring Cerberus to justice after the crimes they committed against his galaxy, only to find a greater threat to not just ME's Galaxy but his own. ME1-3. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 287,688 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
A Different Life by Tiro reviews
They all thought Lily was Light. She wasn't. She was in love with the Dark Lord, and gave birth to his son. Now Erus Riddle is growing up, showing just how evil the son of Lord Voldemort can be. Of course, the Light doesn't know that fact. Slash later.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 64 - Words: 366,001 - Reviews: 2956 - Favs: 4,970 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Hollow Shark Fox by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto has died and become a Hollow. Because of Kyuubi being female, he in turn becomes one, and her name is Tia Harribel. She dies at the hands of Aizen and the forces above send her back to the Elemental Countries...as Uzumaki Naruto but with her power.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 46,611 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 1,919 - Follows: 991 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H., T. Harribel - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 13,662 - Follows: 3,567 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Shinigami Son by maverick9871 reviews
OC Story idea, a single moment can change the world forever. Find out how that moment changed Naruto life and the world. Where evil becomes good and good becomes evil...and Naruto plan to get revenge on Kami. Bad A Naruto. Enjoy
Crossover - Naruto & Mythology - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 42,725 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Last Mission by S. Tsunade reviews
The Great Ninja War is over and the Akatsuki has been crushed. Naruto has one last mission to accomplish before he can claim the title of Hokage: he has to breed with as many kunoichis as he can. Pairings: Naruto X Other Naruto girls. HARD LEMONS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,062 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,504 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
What Makes an Angel by fringeperson reviews
Kagome has been travelling into the past for longer than almost anybody knows, and the reason it happened the first time is very different. Of course, this changes the way things go... don't own, oneshot, complete. SessxKag
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,229 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 286 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2363 - Favs: 8,747 - Follows: 3,949 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Luna L., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Kyuubi's Claim by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
What would happen if Hinata never confessed her love? What if Naruto interacted with his parents when he went to subjugate the Kyuubi? What if Kyuubi had some rather... fun plans for Naruto? Come on in and find out!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,580 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 1,561 - Follows: 609 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1739 - Favs: 6,176 - Follows: 2,206 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
No Hurry At All by RobSt reviews
Remus was so shocked at seeing Sirius fall through the veil that Harry had raced past him before the boy's intentions even registered with the werewolf. Screaming "Sirius!" Harry followed his godfather into the veil before anyone could stop him. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,691 - Reviews: 4227 - Favs: 10,153 - Follows: 4,988 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 2/18/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Naruto: Emperor of the Western Elemental Empire by VFSNAKE reviews
Based off ChrisM2011's version, but will be entirely different. Trust me. Naruto is kicked out of Konoha for bringing back Sasuke. Now banished, Naruto must find a place where someone like him can flourish. What better place then past the western wall?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 60,239 - Reviews: 625 - Favs: 2,609 - Follows: 1,204 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto of the Shadowed Blade by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto was saved by Zeratul at the age of 8. Four years later right into the Wings of Libtery he is turned by Kerrigan. Saved by the Dark Templar once again, Naruto returns to his home planet, and live his life there given what he is? Spoilers to SC:WoL.
Crossover - StarCraft & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,495 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Legacy of Darth Plagueis The Wise by VFSNAKE reviews
Sidious killed Darth Plagueis. That is all we know. But what if the Sith Lord did not go quietly like Sidious thought. What if his spirit lived? What if he found a new apprentice in the form of one Uzumaki Naruto? What if he found the perfect apprentice?
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 116,191 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,999 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Complete
Namikaze's Rebirth! by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
What would happen if Naruto had a twin sister, taken away to train by her mother's order for 18 years? Would he accept her as his sister upon her return? Or Maybe something more? INCEST! NARUTO/NARUKO!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,528 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 1,579 - Follows: 622 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U., Naruko U. - Complete
Trend by Kolarthecool reviews
Harry notices a trend with his previous professors. One-shot story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 86 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Dearest Hermione by MariusDarkwolf reviews
Angsty story based on Broomstick Flyers story 'Please Believe Me'. Heavy Hermione bashing to start, but will be H/Hr. Timetravel, AU, and limited soulbond. Please Read & Review Upping the rating due to language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 63,769 - Reviews: 758 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 822 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Transient Guest are We by 1sniperwolf reviews
In another bid to destroy Ice Crown, Illidan summons a demon from another world and hurls him at the Lich King. King Arthus knew his strength and decided the fate of this boy, this Naruto. To become a Death Knight. NarutoXWarcraft
Crossover - Warcraft & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 150,764 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 1,158 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Love and Unity by YamiMarik1994 reviews
The best preparation for the league is sometimes...getting to know your own Pokemon better...much better. ZoroarkXTrainerXLucario, M/F/M oneshot
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,961 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 93 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Lucario, Zoroark - Complete
Fuzzy Logic by Deritine reviews
AU time travel: The kyuubi no kitsune knew something was wrong, but couldn't put a paw on quite what. However, there are benefits to being a force of nature, including time itself bending to accommodate you. Edited version on AO3!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 161,393 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 3,570 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 4/7/2011 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Vasto Lorde Kitsune by VFSNAKE reviews
Challenge from The Infamous Man. Naruto dies at the hands of Konoha after the VotE and becomes a Hollow. Then an Arrancar. Then an Espada named...Ulquiorra Schiffer. After dying, Kami sends him back, and the former Uzuamki intends to shake things up.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,326 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Hinata H., Ulquiorra - Complete
Revival of a Clan by Tsukune08 reviews
What happens when naruto finds his long lost mother? How will he cope with her appearance after 18 years of absence? Set after Pein's attack. Warning! Incest If there is a problem, Don't read!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,689 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Naruto U., Kushina U. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 8,523 - Follows: 3,204 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Fox And Cat by Zagger the Bloody Angel reviews
After being gone for a year and a half longer then he was suppose to, Naruto returns home with a cloaked stranger at his side. Super Powered Naruto, Naruto/Yugito.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 65,487 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 609 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Naruto U., Yugito N. - Complete
The Boy Who Never Knew by dunuelos reviews
What if the Dursleys sent Harry off without him learning his own story? No one ever explained anything. And Amelia Bones is quiet upset about it. Complete for basic idea. Feel Free to Adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,251 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,149 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Amelia B., Harry P. - Complete
As Time Goes By by fringeperson reviews
Spoilers for pretty much all of YYH. Do NOT own. Rated for violence and emotional stuff. Kagome decided she'd had enough of InuYasha running off to Kikyo, so she put a definitive end to it. What came after, no one quite expected. Even her. KagomexKurama
Crossover - Inuyasha & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,613 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 1,364 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Kagome H., Kurama M. - Complete
Naruto's Last Straw by Twin Silver Dragon reviews
A Naruto/ Fem Kyuubi one shot. What happens when Naruto realizes there's no one left to spend his life with? A certain vixen becomes fed up with waiting that's what! Dominating Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,895 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 1,467 - Follows: 541 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
What is Said, Is Said by GenkaiFan reviews
A sort of sequel to Dear Jareth. What happens when Dudley wishes, "I wish you had never come to us, Harry! I wished the goblins had taken you the night you arrived." ? What happens when the Goblin King re orders time?
Crossover - Labyrinth & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 46 - Words: 82,747 - Reviews: 1102 - Favs: 1,896 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Complete
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5476 - Favs: 11,635 - Follows: 5,708 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Hina: Consequences by Snafu the Great reviews
Keitaro is betrayed by his family thanks to the lies of Naru and Kitsune and abandons both the dorm and his family in retaliation. Years later, Keitaro, with a new name and a new life for himself, has to face his past. Can he learn to forgive his family?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,639 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Keitaro U. - Complete
Spare the Rod by Fester0662 reviews
Naruto finds himself in a difficult position when one of his brightest genin becomes one of his biggest problem children, but wait until he finds out why! And as if that wasn't enough...another is waiting to help Drive him nuts! Naru/Moegi/Hanabi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 46,432 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Naruto U., Moegi - Complete
NU: RedX Rising by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, Xover, NaruX Find Out . Naruto is betrayed by those closest to him. After stealing the Sacred Scroll he decides to leave the village once and for all and find himself a place to truly belong. An Ancient Jutsu in the Scroll may help Naruto do just that
Crossover - Naruto & Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 58 - Words: 578,485 - Reviews: 3226 - Favs: 4,255 - Follows: 2,440 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Raven - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2707 - Favs: 7,744 - Follows: 3,234 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Demon Fox of Middle Earth by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto fights Sasuke at the VotE. Our favorite blonde reveals a startling truth to Sasuke before they clash. The combined attacks open a dimensional portal that sends Naruto to another realm. The realm...of Middle Earth. Rated T for now may change to M.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,164 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 1,772 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Cobra Commander Naruto by maverick9871 reviews
When a lonely child finds an ancient lab, and a message from a long dead man, what fate will befall the world, as the boy finds a new FAMILY. Dark, Manipulative Naruto. Rise Cobra. Non tradiational relationships
Crossover - G. I. Joe & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,288 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Freedom Dreamer by fringeperson reviews
Harry went to the goblins and emptied both the Potter account and the Black account, which he had inherited from his godfather Sirius. With a little more of their help, he left England behind and was given the chance to start a new life... at sea.
Crossover - Harry Potter & One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,092 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,949 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Shanks - Complete
Tired by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Things go wrong at the last Sasuke retrieval mission and Naruto ends up taking the blame for it. Now, tired of everything being his fault, he sets up a new way of thinking that happens to go against every belief he once had. Problem is that not everyone seems very thrilled about the change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 238,845 - Reviews: 1006 - Favs: 3,726 - Follows: 2,076 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Saving The World In Nine Days by ZeroTheDestroyer reviews
Time Travel. Naruto finds himself in the past, 9 days before the Kyuubi attack. He's got 9 days to kill the beast, 9 days to save his family, and 9 days to save the world. Can he do it? Or will the world bring him down to his knees?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,831 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Sounding The Call by StormyFireDragon reviews
What happens when Dumbledore's influence gets too twisted. Truths will be revealed. When Harry is hurt he sends a mind plea. It is answered by Wyatt Halliwell and the Charmed Ones. SLASH! Harry/Wyatt pairing though i don't go into detail. Dumbledore, Molly, Ron, and Ginny bashing. Starts off with a rape scene. Forewarned is forearmed.
Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,891 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,501 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Wyatt H., Harry P. - Complete
Immortal by chicogamer17 reviews
Azula finds the prison of a powerful being. How will this affect the war? Evil Naruto, NarutoxAzula
Crossover - Naruto & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,476 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Azula - Complete
Rumors of a Shadow Fox by VFSNAKE reviews
There are rumors of a man known as the Shadow Fox. Konoha wants him, but does he want to be with Konoha? And if so...how long?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 55,355 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 1,037 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 3,928 - Follows: 827 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Snake and Fox by ChunkyLover584 reviews
Naruto, fed up with his team ignoring him, runs off during a training session and soon finds himself in the forest of death. See how this seemingly insignificant event, changes the Naruto Universe forever. NARUxANKO
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,249 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,915 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
War Games by Ysavvryl reviews
In which we learn why it is a darn good thing that X is not a villain.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,296 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/28/2010 - X - Complete
Harry Potter: Dark Memories by Blueowl reviews
Voldemort didn't just give Harry some of his powers that night. He gave him all of his memories. With them, his allies and friends, Harry shall change the Wizarding World like no one ever before. LightHarry. GoodDumbledore. Chaotic magic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 301,128 - Reviews: 4891 - Favs: 9,209 - Follows: 4,390 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Konan's Daddy by AlexLeaderOfTheDamned reviews
This is a Lolicon. That's right, a little girl and a grown man. Please do not comment if it is only to be mean. If you don't like it, I respect that. It is KonanxPein, Konan as a child. Contains sexual nature. Durr Hurr.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,011 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Konan, Pain/Pein - Complete
Shadows of the Light by YamiMarik1994 reviews
"He will never love you Midna. You will always be a mere shadow in his world." Zant's attack left Midna broken, half dead, and unloved. Link wants her to know how much he cares for her, even at an unusual measure. Oneshot Bestiality Wolf Link X Imp Midna
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Wolf Link, Midna - Complete
The Kyuubi Predator by VFSNAKE reviews
No real summary. Title says it all. Naruto become a Predator, but that's all I will say.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,877 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 9414 - Favs: 24,158 - Follows: 9,599 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Jinchuuriki and huntresses by NHunter reviews
Alicia/Naruto/Beth story. Twin warriors from Claymore universe appear in Naruto's world and come across with our favourite blond... Warnings inside. M to MA-rated.
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 41,812 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Beth - Complete
Uzumaki Naruto: SOLDIER of Konoha by VFSNAKE reviews
Naruto was taken right after the sealing to Midgar. Now upon his return, no one knows about Kyuubi, and can fight for Konoha from the shadows. However, in doing so will he regain his humanity, and if he does...will that be what destroys him? Or saves him?
Crossover - Final Fantasy VII & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 174,693 - Reviews: 1004 - Favs: 2,088 - Follows: 1,073 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 8/29/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
FG2 – The Trio Hit Hogwarts by RobSt reviews
this is a sequel to 'Fate's Gambit' if you haven't read that then I'm afraid you won't have a Scooby what's going on here. Harry/Hermione/Luna
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 104,294 - Reviews: 2093 - Favs: 3,924 - Follows: 2,034 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 8/31/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
The Marriage Contracts Redux by Clell65619 reviews
A rewrite of 'Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts' done to improve some of the story elements, cut down on the Weasley bashing, and generally make a bit more sense. The changes are minor, but I believe make for a better story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 70,364 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 3,540 - Follows: 1,079 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
The Pellaeon Option! by imperialfan reviews
This story will see orders being left behind for Captain Pellaeon by Grand Admiral Thrawn, post Battle of Bilbringi. Thrawn's orders will have long-term consequences for the galaxy.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 110,675 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Pellaeon, Thrawn - Complete
Harry Potter and Afterlife Inc by dunuelos reviews
My own response to Reptilia28's challenge. Harry died in the battle with Voldemort. What happens when he meets the Grim Reaper? Especially when the Reaper isn't happy with him. Rating changed to more appropriate one. HHr. Other pairings as they come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,380 - Reviews: 1731 - Favs: 6,437 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Snakes of Another Sort by Dalxein reviews
On the day the Kyuubi attacked, the child that the great beast was sealed inside was kidnapped. Now, Kazama Naruto has returned to Konoha for the Chuunin exams with one goal in mind: becoming Nidaime Otokage... Start: -NaruTayuKin- -NaruHarem-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,304 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,134 - Follows: 798 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Naruto U., Tayuya - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14440 - Favs: 21,985 - Follows: 8,840 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Second Chance by Tiro reviews
Harry Potter never went to his mother's relatives. Why not? Because there was someone who took him away first. Someone who knew the future before it happened and decided to change it. Rated M for violence in some chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 172,721 - Reviews: 1239 - Favs: 3,053 - Follows: 1,446 - Updated: 12/12/2009 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Gambler by ZenoNoKyuubi reviews
NaruHarem. Naruto gets saved from death by a deck of cards at age five. He is then taken as an apprentice by the Sandaime. --COMPLETE--
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,304 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 3,954 - Follows: 2,231 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 8,315 - Follows: 1,998 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Harry Potter's Discovery by JohnDeath reviews
It was a simple thing. A mere TV show. But it would change the life of one young boy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,180 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Fate's Gambit by RobSt reviews
Fate looked on as the boy who's destined to lead the fight against the darkness was slowly being broken down until she's compelled to take action that will change his life forever. Pre-Hogwarts, friendship H/Hr/L rating is for Dursleys treatment of Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,921 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 4,835 - Follows: 2,016 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Sympathy for the Diva by Perentie Fan reviews
What if Diva chose not to make Riku forever hers by killing him? What if he became a new kind of influence on her life? Can someone with a mind so twisted by her past ever be redeemed? Main Pairings: Riku x Diva, Saya x Haji, Kai x Irene
Blood+ - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 115,414 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Diva, Riku - Complete
Conspiracies and Deception by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Do NOT own Naruto or any possible crossovers I may put in here. There I said it you bastard lawyers now you can’t do jack squat to me. HA! Full Summary is inside. A NarutoHinataHarem fic. Naruto at the age of 11 right after failing for the second time
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 405,944 - Reviews: 1822 - Favs: 2,169 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
An Uzumaki Amongst the Dunes by pudgypudge reviews
Having been denied his birthright by the council of Konoha, Naruto forsakes the Leaf Village. He leaves for what he hopes is a better life among the shinobi of Suna, taking his family's scrolls and heirlooms with him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 172,558 - Reviews: 4486 - Favs: 8,983 - Follows: 4,597 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
Ascension of the Kitsune by Wandering Maverick reviews
Naruto finds out the horrible truth about his family, leading him to the Kyuubi. Watch as the elemental nations and Konoha are rocked to their very foundations by Naruto who has been under the tutelage of the most powerful bijuu in the world.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 431,768 - Reviews: 1928 - Favs: 5,455 - Follows: 2,765 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 5,091 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Again by broomstick flyer reviews
Seventy one year old Harry Potter, Headmaster of Hogwarts is given the choice to once again save the world or to remain and see his entire world disapear. If he choses to save the world he will be sent back in time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 115,157 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 2,381 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Naruto, the Black Mage by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Kidnapped from Konoha and left to die, Naruto is trained in Black Magic by the unsent soul of Lulu. Powerful, possibly godlike Naruto. Cynical humor. Kyuubi as a battle doll! Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,796 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 3,588 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bring the Hammer Down by pudgypudge reviews
After a near death experience courtesy of a chidori, Naruto meets Kami and she makes him her own personal shinigami on earth. Given a holy warhammer to help him in his duties, Naruto must bring divine justice while maintaining ninja duties. Shippuden
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 156,721 - Reviews: 2097 - Favs: 3,548 - Follows: 1,771 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten - Complete
A Hero's Niece by lydiamaartin reviews
Uncle Harry was always Victoire's favorite. After all, he was the one who bought her a pony, taught her how to fly, and let her write his biography. - TeddyVictoire
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 94 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Harry P., Victoire W. - Complete
Friend of Lord Voldemort by Tiro reviews
Alexander Viator is back in the game, and he's planning for the death of his worst enemy; a man who used to be his mentor. Sequel to The Truth Behind Evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 2,544 - Follows: 848 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Calamity of the Sorceress by Kyrrlatur reviews
Major AU. Some humor, as well. What if, instead of Kyuubi, Jenova and Ultimecia were sealed within Naruto? What if they were good? Yet he was still regarded as the Jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi? Shounen-ai/yaoi. Eventual Zabuza/Naruto pairing. Godlike Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 98,164 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 260 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Naruto U., Zabuza M. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6268 - Favs: 15,948 - Follows: 5,460 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Luna's Hubby by Meteoricshipyards reviews
7 year old Luna wants a husband, and she wants one now. With the unintended help of her befuddled father, she kidnaps Harry Potter. Idea and 1st chapter by Roscharch's Blot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 195,952 - Reviews: 2339 - Favs: 5,638 - Follows: 2,517 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Art of Sheathing Swords by Bastion Lightz reviews
Naruto and Tenten go on a vacation in Wave after the mission in Suna, and two women give him more than a confession. Naruto x Tsunami x Tenten. Porn with little plot fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,201 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 8/31/2007 - [Naruto U., Tenten, Tsunami] - Complete
Naruto: Rise of the Lord of Foxes by VFSNAKE reviews
AN: Don’t own Naruto and all that stuff or anything from other anime shows and stuff that’s not mine originally.Summary: The fight at the Valley of the End is over and Naruto has won the battle, but the war is far from over as Kakashi arrives on t
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 151,748 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 4,463 - Follows: 2,090 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
PHOENIX by maverick9871 reviews
Legend has it that a creature that is dies in fire is reborn in fire. Because of the valley of the end Naruto will learn that the fire of legend is his country and Now he has the power to change. The power of the Pheonix. NaruxKurexAnkoxTem others implied
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 114,058 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 2,266 - Follows: 1,060 - Updated: 8/22/2007 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2963 - Favs: 6,664 - Follows: 2,641 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 5,050 - Follows: 2,279 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Witch and the Necromancer ENGLISH by Heiko2003 reviews
Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 4,462 - Follows: 1,936 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4573 - Favs: 8,426 - Follows: 2,557 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Living Behind a Mask by Synica reviews
What if the mask Naruto wore to hide the pain of his childhood hid much more than that? NarutoxFemale Kyubi. WARNING! Angst is an understatment. Don't like OOC, then don't read. Minor Sakura bashing. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 98,524 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 966 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10989 - Favs: 19,507 - Follows: 6,434 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 5,688 - Follows: 2,102 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Crumbling Pedestal by Shivani reviews
Slash, HPSS- Harry's date with Voldemort at the conclusion of the Triwizard tournament didn't go quite as planned. Fate steps in with a 'unique' opportunity, offering Harry the chance to live and mature in the past. For a while, anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 179,530 - Reviews: 965 - Favs: 3,776 - Follows: 875 - Updated: 2/15/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - [Harry P., Severus S.] - Complete