Hi. I'm new, and I like books. I'm a fan of Harry Potter (as you may tell from my ingenious username) and enjoy most fanfictions of that genre (but please don't introduce me to Snarry or I think I might hurl) so if anyone is willing to suggest one that would be great. If you ever feel the need to tell me something (and since I took off profanity filters, it could be that I'm a... well, I'll not go into detail) feel free to drop a PM, in fact, I'd enjoy some company on this long and lonely road of writer's block and non-stop "ficcing" (now I am 100 percent sure that is not a word, but it seemed to perfectly describe my predicament as reading didn't seem a strong enough word). Excuse me for the brackets, I constantly feel an obnoxious need to tell strangers (who, for all I know, could be about to report me to the police) everything going on in my brain. If you did read this, I would say congratulations! You put up with the "babble" of a thick teenage girl who thinks she is intelligent for writing long words such as eloquent. I can just hear you cry, "Oh wow, so incredible!" But I'll leave you with that heartwarming statement and recommend you find somebody else's profile, since mine has nothing more to it than a piece of toast ("Ah," I hear you say. "But what is the spread upon this mighty piece of toast? Because if it's peanut butter, evacuate the scene because I'm allergic."). Excuse me for this. Please go read someone else's fanfictions since mine are... below par. Actually, a more accurate statement would be: below the actions of Bellatrix Lestrange during a fated night in 1996 (in which she killed a legend). Bye. I'm new, as you can tell. |