KisameFest
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Joined 10-15-12, id: 4309245, Profile Updated: 06-20-13
Author has written 3 stories for Naruto, and One Piece.

LOL, have another account called NippleFest for me crack fics but I thought I'd make another one for normal shit.

Called KisameFest because I plan to do loads of Kisame fics, pairing or gen. I say 'plan' but I'll end up doing them when I'm 80 in a hospital bed or something. Hahaha. I was looking at the One Piece/Naruto crossovers with Kisame as the main character but there aren't any! So I've decided that I will do that one day. Kisame in One Piece land while all the humans shit themselves 'coz he's a 'fishman'. It would be awesome. ;_;

Also plan on doing some epic long KakuHida, HidaKaku whatever the fuck you wanna call it. I've never done a proper chapter fic before, so I could fail like a beast.

And one day I'd like to do a LuZo. Ohohohoho.

That's the plan for now anyway.

And I must throw some random-ass one-shots here and there.

Fave pairings and shit


LuZo (One Piece)
JOHNLOCK! (Sherlock)
KakuHida (Naruto)
KankuKiba (Naruto)
ShikaChou (Naruto. The fluff... oh dear lord.)
GoroShimizu (Major)
BLAM! (Glee)
HiyaWaka (Rookies drama)
MomoKai (PoT)
SanUso (One Piece)
KisameEveryone (Naruto. And because he's a fucking PIMP BAD ASS. I don't really care who tops what in relationships most of the time, BUT FOR KISAME, HE TOPS ALL, HE IS THE DOMINANT MANLY FISH, OWNING EVERYONE WITH HIS FORTY FOOT CO- Ok. I'll stop.)
Peeniss. (Hunger Games. Hahahahaha, Ok no one laughs anymore except me. Also possess a woman crush for Katniss. Ohohoho.)
DeanCas (Supernatural)
Merthur (Merlin)
JaimeBrienne (Game of Thrones)
Gendrya (Game of Thrones)

Hated pairings


UHHHHH... I don't not like anything.. it more like I just don't read certain stuff 'coz it's never crossed my mind.
Like NaruSaku, NaruGaa, NaruHina, IchiRuki etc. I guess I don't particularly like ItaDei..
OH WAIT, I HATE ARTHUR X GWEN. The only one probably.
Gwen pisses me off like no tomorrow.

kkkkk.

OH AND MOMO X ANN TACHIBANA. (Prince of Tennis) She pisses me off too. If she was less god damn annoying I wouldn't really care.. BUT.. FUCK.
Also cannot stand that Chojiro dude from Naruto. And I absolutely hate Minato and Kushina.. AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. I JUST DO. DAMN THEM. As much as you can hate a 2D pixel anyway, lmfao.

Dont hate it, but GLEE. Kurt x Blaine is so unrealistic to me now. Like, moving on is natural.. but I can see them getting back together with fireworks and rainbows and shit just because they have a gigantic fanbase. Don't get me wrong, I loved them.. but it died for me through season 3 and 4.. and then 4x17 happened and now I ship Blam and I'm a bit obsessed at the moment. qwertyuiozsdcfgvnhjkmp. fuck.

Also, I don't really like Asuma and Kurenai paired off with other people 'coz they're like.. legitly canon and it feels wrong. Maybe Kurenai after.. well.. you know.. yeah. *GOES TO CRY*

I also sound like I hate 95% of all characters in any fandom, but I don't. I just like to take the piss.

Oh yeah.. disclaimer: I don't own shit..
Apparently you can get sued for not saying it? lolololololololooo k

ALSO, WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE PAIRINGS SO BLOODY MUCH!? WHY DO I!? WHYY!! I DON'T UNDERSTANDDDDDDDDDDDD.


Having that (1) in my hotmail and finding out it's a review makes my day. This is like when I first joined DeviantArt for the first time.
'HOLY FUCK A MESSAGE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'
Hahahaha, I'm such a nob.

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Countdown to Regionals by CastleQuill reviews
Sam and Blaine don't want to ruin their friendship, so they decide not to date until after Regionals, giving Blaine more time to get over Kurt. During that time, Sam has to break up with Brittany, attempt to figure out his sexuality, and try not to kiss Blaine every time he sings.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 206,426 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 2/23/2014 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Sam E., Blaine A. - Complete
Burger Runs by Celianna reviews
AU. Every Tuesday, during his run, Kaidoh watches some boy through a window stuff himself full of hamburgers. MomoKai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 10/19/2012 - Kaidoh K., Momoshiro T.
One Piece Prompt Ficlets by Katasana reviews
I'm just starting a ficlet collection of stories from word prompts. I will try to update everyday, but knowing myself, no guarantees. I will really, really try though. Ratings may vary and main characters will change. You may review or pm me a prompt if you would like. Also, I'll just write this here... I don't own One Piece. Kinda the point of me writing FANfics, eh?
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Luffy, Straw Hats P., Sanji
Tell Me This by printfogey reviews
"But why him?" Two late-night conversations about Zoro and Usopp's relationship, because crew members can be quite nosy. Zoro/Usopp.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Zoro, Usopp, Nami, Brook - Complete
But Sometimes It Needs To Be Said by akurosa reviews
Zoro displays a rare show of affection for his captain who is drowning in guilt because actions speak louder than words, but sometimes what needs to be said, needs to be said. A semi-partner fic with 'Actions Speak Louder Than Words' in title & summary only.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/1/2013 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
The Diary of Jimmy Kent by velvetoscar reviews
Set after the series 3 finale, Jimmy begins finding solace within his only friend: a diary.
Downton Abbey - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Thomas, Jimmy K. - Complete
Subtle Changes by Celianna reviews
They don't look each other in the eye when they do it. MomoKai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 62,088 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Kaidoh K., Momoshiro T.
Right Here by yestermeyesteryou reviews
Blaine is on a quest to lose his virginity before graduation, and Sam has no idea why it bothers him much more than it should.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,990 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 5/28/2013 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Sam E., Blaine A. - Complete
Captain's Mate by Stitched In Ice reviews
Every Zolu/Luzo moment in One Piece that I've ever recognized, all recorded in to one piece. Fourth Season up! WIP, Semi-Hiatus because my computer broke.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,015 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 10/13/2012 - [Luffy, Zoro]
Blaine and the boys by Blame Blam reviews
Blaine has a crush on Sam, doesn't know if he's over Kurt yet and furthermore gets the (good? bad?) advice to date someone else completely as a rebound. Will this end well?
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 43,627 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
Bike Ride by Celianna reviews
Momoshiro wants to give Kaidoh a ride home on his bike. MomoKai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Kaidoh K., Momoshiro T. - Complete
Don't Argue With Brittany by SageK reviews
Prompt: We need a fic where Sam pulls Blaine to sit in his lap because there aren't enough chairs. Something fluffy because there are like NO lap sitting fics and omg it's so cute to think about. For substitutemyreality
Glee - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Sam E., Blaine A. - Complete
Recuperatio by CreatorsOfWorlds reviews
Itachi can tell that it's going to be one of those days.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Bismark V C3PO by Sir Spunk'Alot reviews
Old "Meats" new in this romantic fuck-fest of a fanfic. Bismark (the 18th century Prussian chancellor) gets it on with C3PO (the gay robot from starwars). Old V New. Skin V Metal. 18th Century V 18th Milenium. Wrinkled man pussy V Golden rod of anal doom. Time to Grease up those cogs.
Crossover - Star Wars & Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/21/2013 - C-3PO
Of Mice and men and Monster cocks by Sir Spunk'Alot reviews
The dirty little puppy murdering bastards give into temptation. The whore house was not enough, Cowboy dick is the way forward
Of Mice and Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Complete
Even After Death by dark24971 reviews
Luffy asks a serious question, and the crew answers. Sorry that the summary sucks. Zoro/Luffy friendship.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 439 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 60 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Luffy, Zoro - Complete
Reunion by Rasengan22 reviews
An unofficial class reunion has Naruto anxious about seeing an old rival.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 64 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sashiburi dana, Itachi by Swirlycloud reviews
Kakashi recalls his previous clash with the cloaked Akatsuki member. To look that man in the eyes is...terrifying, to say the least. And here he is, again. What is going on inside Kakashi's thoughts? You will find out here... Set during the Kazekage Retrieval Arc in Shippuden. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2013 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
Truth or Dare by SageK reviews
Prompt: At a Party, the gang plays truth or dare and somehow blaine ends up having to lick something off of sam's abs. They both get turned on.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Blaine A., Sam E. - Complete
Punishment most foul by Wierdowithagun reviews
Kakuzu has forced Hidan to do the unthinkable as punishment for irritating the life out of him...again. Hidan must write a poem, a real poem. Hidan... halfway succeeds. Just a stupid random poem. Enjoy. Rated T for Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Recovery by jewel-shards reviews
Sasori is healing from a mission and Deidara keeps him company in silence until one day he decides to finally speak the words he's been meaning to. Light Fluff. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 825 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Then What by Celianna reviews
Momoshiro is not quite sure what to do after Kaidoh confesses. MomoKai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Kaidoh K., Momoshiro T. - Complete
Desert Fever by Celianna reviews
Under the scorching sun, Momoshiro thinks everything looks hot—including Kaidoh. MomoKai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,740 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Kaidoh K., Momoshiro T. - Complete
Rainy Days by Celianna reviews
Kaidoh wishes it would rain every day. MomoKai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,749 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Kaidoh K., Momoshiro T. - Complete
Flirting 101 by TheShatteredRose reviews
With a magazine article on flirting in hand, the Women's Association was on the lookout for potential couples or scandals. For Rukia, though, she never expected to spy Ichigo and her Captain flirting… ::Ichigo/Ukitake::
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Ichigo K., J. Ukitake - Complete
We Go Anywhere But To The Ground by wincasters reviews
John's face crumples in on itself and the hurt that's been rattling around between his bones suddenly erupts into a painful bloom, and he falls. Sherlock Holmes, even in death, remains the only man capable of bringing John Watson to his knees.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 25,571 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 227 - Published: 2/1/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sleep Talk by Celianna reviews
Momoshiro talks in his sleep. He doesn't know this, but Kaidoh does. MomoKai.
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,289 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Kaidoh K., Momoshiro T. - Complete
Of Cooks and Snipers by IchigoOtaku01 reviews
SanUso of course, sometimes even a hint of ZoLu. Written for 30 Pieces community on LJ.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,840 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Sanji, Usopp - Complete
Basic by VickyVicarious reviews
It comes as a surprise, but Abe reconciles himself quickly to the facts: he likes Mihashi. Now, to take action. Abe/Mihashi slash.
Ōkiku Furikabutte/Big Windup!/おおきく振りかぶって - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,504 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/29/2011 - T. Abe, Ren M. - Complete
Alone On the Water by MadLori reviews
Sherlock is diagnosed with a terminal illness. Warning: angst like whoa.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,210 - Reviews: 5561 - Favs: 12,874 - Follows: 1,693 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Option 412 by Dr. Hairspray reviews
Shikamaru wants to make Chouji feel better, and Option 412 seems to be the best way to do it. Shounen-ai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
Troublesome Void by FenMoon reviews
With Sasuke no longer in the village, a void has been created--for his fangirls! Now, Shikamaru is their target, but how will he handle the oh-so-troublesome attention? And why is Chouji acting like an abandoned puppy? yaoi, ShikaCho, KibaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 37,169 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
Chasing Sunshine by lost puppy love reviews
Chouji's innocent awe of Shikamaru begins to mature during their passage into adulthood. [ShikaChou, more pairings later]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,158 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A.
KISAME: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Diamond Mask reviews
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of a HOSHIGAKI KISAME unit! With this guide, you can learn the basics of raising and loving your very own Demon Shark!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,999 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Kisame H. - Complete
Brilliant by Snow Tigra reviews
Shikamaru is depressed after what happened in the manga chapter 328 and Chouji tries to cheer him up. Cute fluff. Spoilers for the manga.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Shikamaru N., Chōji A. - Complete
How do you tell? by Snow Tigra reviews
Chouji sets out to find out how he can tell if someone likes him... and how he can tell that person he likes him back. WAFF. ShikaChou
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Clouds for Us by lost puppy love reviews
On a day of rest from pirating, Zoro and Luffy watch the clouds drift by. A ZoroxLuffy OneShot. Please R&R! Thankyou very very much!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Complete
You Gotta Get It! by lost puppy love reviews
There's a party in town! Will Sanji be able to teach Usopp to dance by nightfall? Fanfic no. 2, peeps! R&R, thankyou! Many pairings possible...mainly UsoSan... XD Chapter 3 Now Up!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,069 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/22/2005 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Complete
Question by lost puppy love reviews
Usopp has a question, and Sanji has a warm feeling that has nothing to do with the heat of the kitchen...My first fanfiction! R&R please! thankyou!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2005
Play Naive by Celianna reviews
Gon is naive. He knows it, so he uses it to his advantage “Killua, what is a kiss?” “Could you show it to me?” KilluaGon fluffiness.
Hunter X Hunter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,371 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 65 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Gon F., Killua Z. - Complete
Did you hear? by Snow Tigra reviews
There's a rumor going around Konoha about a new couple, but it's got to be just a rumor. Right? ShikamaruxChouji waff
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
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Sea Sick reviews
Zoro hated feeling weak. He hated showing that weakness even more. Struggling with a newly acquired illness he received from a mysterious island, how will Luffy help him? LuZo ZoLu.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,493 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/8/2013 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Luffy, Zoro
The Tales of Kisame Hoshigaki reviews
Various drabbles and one-shots of our favourite shark, Kisame! Kisame x Everyone. Ranges from pairings to friendships. Taking requests!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,290 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/15/2013 - Published: 2/10/2013 - Kisame H.
Shedding the Hate reviews
Hidan, the annoying foul-mouthed brat. Kakuzu, the stoic, money obsessed Heathen. They hate each other with a passion at first but what will happen when this façade of anger and fury dissolves and leaves the two confused? Ninjaverse. KakuHida HidaKaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/15/2013 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu