Akatsuki no Kyara
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Yo, there! My name is Sophia, but here I will be called Kyara, Kyara of the Akatsuki! Yes, I'm a member, deal with it. I'm half German and half Greek, and I find this quite amusing. I live in Greece with my father and baby sister. I think I shall do the introduction thing team 7 did...

I like COOKIES, anime/manga, music, movies, books, hanging out with my friends, playing and doing pranks with my sister, drawing... the list is very long. Most of all I love my sister and my best friend!

Things that I dislike... being woken up early( NOT waking up early on my own, there's a difference), bullies( they earn a good kick where the sun don't shine), rasists, you get the point, basically people being bitches to other people.

My hobbys are swimming, playing volleyball, pranking people(with my sister), reading and writing stories(mostly fanfics), watching anime, drawing anime/manga characters, etc.

My dream... well that's really none of your business, all you need to know is that I will work hard and make it come true!

Now the team 7 introduction thing is over, some other things you should know about me

Favourites

Colour: Blood red

Number: 13( yeah I'm weird like that)

Book: LOTR, Harry Potter

Anime/ Manga: NARUTO!

Naruto Character: There are many. My most beloved one's are: Gaara, Itachi, Minato, Kushina, Yahiko, Nagato, Konan, Hinata, Kakashi and Obito. Small list, right?

Naruto quote: Again, there are many.

-"If you want to kill me, despise me, hate me, and live in an unsightly way... Run, and cling to life, and then some day, when you have the same eyes as I do, come before me." Itachi ( I give this speech to my sister, and since she's 5 and doesn't understand english-because I have it memorized in english only- it's funny as hell)

- " I'll never give up... never go back on my word! That's my way of the ninja!" Naruto/ Hinata

- "I don't care who I have to fight!If he rips my arms out, I'll kick him to death!If he rips my legs off, I'll bite him to death!If he rips my head off, I'll stare him to death!And if he gouges out my eyes, I'll curse him from the grave!Even If i'm torn to shreds, I'm taking Sasuke back from Orochimaru!" Naruto

- "People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define "reality". But what does it mean to be "correct" or "true"? Merely vague concepts ... their "reality" may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by their beliefs?"Itachi

- "You think you're the only ones who matter. You think you can put off death. But that peace made you foolish and thoughtless. If you kill someone, someone else will kill you… this hatred binds us together." Pain/ Nagato

- "Those who do not understand true pain can never understand true peace." Pain/ Nagato

- "Hello students, today I got lost on the road of life." Kakashi

-"The next generation will always surpass the previous one. It's one of the never-ending cycles in life." Kakashi

- " There is no meaning in true peace if people can't achieve it themselves" Gaara

- "In the ninja world, those who break the rules are scum, that's true, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum." Obito

Well, my extremely long list of quotes is over. As you can see from my name and favourites, I am Naruto obsessed. This is kinda random, but did you know that Spongebob is a ninja? I just found out a few seconds ago, see I was watching Spongebob, and he was walking on a little lake( how there was a lake underwater I do not know). He is a young shinobi from the Village Hidden Under the Sea, dattebayo!

Back to what I was saying. WHAT was I saying? Oh yeah, I'm absolutely Naruto obsessed! I have read more Naruto fanfics and watched more Naruto amv than I can count! I want the next chapter and episode out SO BADLY! Bring it to me NOW!

Yeah, sorry for the randomness, I'm kinda high on sugar again. Oh! By the way, did you know that Zetsu doesn't poo? Now you do!

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Naruto-The-Orange-Hokage/353759538044848?ref=hl This is my Naruto page, if you could only be so kind and go check it out, I would be grateful! And I would give you cookies! BUT IF YOU DON'T! A dinosaur will come at night and eat all your nutella, muahahaha! Heh, just kidding.

Νow for some more Naruto related stuff! YAY:D

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who are your favorite Naruto characters? Gaara, Itachi, Minato, Kushina, Yahiko, Nagato, Konan, Hinata, Kakashi and Obito

2. What is your favorite pairing? NaruHina or MinatoxKushina! So cute :)

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? Just some yaoi pairings.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? I once cosplayed Tobi, wearing a black cloak and a paper made mask, if that counts as a cosplay. I did it when I was alone at home, out of boredoom.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Some manga issues, Naruto balloon, shuriken(homemade xD), Tobi mask(also homemade), GAARA HEADPHONES! And I intend to get or make an Akatsuki cloak.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Yes. I don't feel like telling you who though. All I'll say is that he is one of my favourite characters mentioned above.

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NARUHINA FTW! ( If you too support NaruHina you get cookies)

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? Naruto must be with Hinata... BUT for me Sakura doesn't even exist, so it's hard to decide...

9. Which team is your favorite? Team Minato

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) It's not really a theory anymore... but yeah I used to support it. Did I want it to be true? No. But it made sense.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? I've known that he's his father since we first go to see his face...

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi or Pein. Can't choose. Or the good old happy go lucky Tobi.

13 Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Don't talk to me about that duckbutt please.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Yes I have.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? YES! Bring me the next one!

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? What?

17. Sub or dub? Sub because I'm trying to learn Japanese and it helps alot.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Hm... I don't find her worthy of my emotions. For me she's just... there. It's not like she does anything anyway.

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Are you kidding me? FUNNY AS HELL! I am like, the female version of him, when he was all happy go lucky atleast. I even tell my friends that I'm a good girl to piss them of, it's so much fun!

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes. Unfortunately yes.

21. Guy = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? BEAST.

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Again what? Sorry english isn't my first language, sorry.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Um weird... But weird is a compliment!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? To answer that I need to think. Thinking is not for me.

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? If I didn't why on sweet earth would I have an account here?

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Yes, but I never post them.

27. Do you like lemons? I prefer oranges! Lol just kidding, and yes I do.

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? They know that I watch something called Naruto. My mother has watched a few episodes as well.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Not yet.

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Same as above.

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My baby sister. And I'm trying to get my mother to watch it too.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? Yes, I drew a christmas Hinata, and it was recognized. YAY ME :D

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' No, I hide them before he comes and pretend to be taking notes.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? It has changed the way I see things, so my school life is tons better. My grades were and are just fine.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? Yeah... what did I tell you about me and English before?

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Yes. Hand it over Kakashi, NOW!

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No. He is not.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Too many to count... what else am I supposed to do at school?

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Yeah! NO :)

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? I have four.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? It has saved my life. And it IS most of my life.


If you believe that Naruto is the Best Anime out there then copy and paste this onto your page to spread the word.. Narutards forever and ever!!

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.


You Know You're Addicted to Naruto When (bold = the things I do):

1) You graduate high school and you proclaim yourself an ANBU(haven't graduated yet... I'm young... BUT IMMA DO IT!)

2) You fight someone and try to hit their chakra points( I also hit them with sticks and yell whack a mole no jutsu)

3) You can spout a random character quote on command.

4) You list ANBU as current occupation on a job application.

5) You draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a hole in the wall with it.

6) You wake up in the middle of the night screaming "Itachi WHY?!"

7) You get bit by a snake and decide that stabbing the wound is a good idea.

8) You leave for two years and come back acting like you're cooler and smarter.

9) You paint the kanji "love" on your forehead and claim that you can control sand.

10) You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun.

11) You do something stupid and claim that you were being controlled by the Shadow Possession Jutsu.

12) You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death!" when throwing a frisbee.

13) You try to kill your brother everyday( Nooo I have a sister and I love her!)

14) You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match in front of your mouth to create a fireball.

15) You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!"

16) You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

17) You draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do Rasengan.

18) In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!" (Mom, but it counts)

19) You stay up all night claiming the Shukaku will eat you( Best excuse ever)

20) Every time your class goes on a field trip, you say you're going on a mission

21) You yell "Konoha Senpu" when kicking a soccer ball.

22) You paint your skin red and claim that you can open the third chakra gate.

23) You call your teacher "Iruka-sensei."

24) You go to school wearing a forehead protector and claim it is the latest trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

25) You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack( I also have a shuriken made out of a cd, and I take it with me everywhere)


I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, chocoholic4eva, Isabella Maria Swan, Lady Lily of Darkness, NeverEverLand Girl,YoU aRe GoNnA hAvE tOo GuEsS, Bri Nara,RedRaven98, Akatsuki no Kyara


CONSERNING AKATSUKI( AND I REMIND YOU, I AM A MEMBER)

1. Who is your favourite character? Itachi or Pein or good old Tobi.

2. What do you think of the whole Madara being Tobi-thing? Let Madara be Madara and Tobi be Tobi please yeah?

3. Who would you be team-up with? Either Itachi or Tobi.

4. If you could have any abilities what would they be? EVERYTHING. MUAHAHA.

5. If Madara came up to you and asked you "Wanna' go somewhere private and have some 'fun'?" how would you react? Eh ...the real Madara? Or Tobi when everyone thought he was Madara?

6. Hidan comes in your room and starts ranting on about how Kakuzu pisses him off then begs you to convert to Jashinism, how do you react? Yeah sure... no.

7. Zetsu is standing in the corner of the living room, and he shows you a rose, he asks what you think of it, how do you react? Say it's cute and give him a hug( he only eats DEAD people. Do I look dead?)

8. Itachi is sitting in the kitchen, drinking tea, however, when you come into the kitchen to grab a drink, he starts smiling at you, thinking you have something on your face you almost run from the room, only to be stopped by Itachi, he asks if he can brush your hair, because he admires how soft and long it is, how do you react? Someone's playing a prank on me. When I find that someone, they're DEAD.

9. Kakuzu has been quiet for a week, and one day when you're alone he walks up to you and asks you if you have any spare change and if you'd like to go food shopping, how do you react? If I can buy candy sure.

10. Once upon a time before you 'joined' Akatsuki, you were good friends with Naruto, he'd been tracking you for years-almost as much as he does with Sasuke, when he finally finds you and begs you to come back to the village with him, how do you react? Be really sorry that I can't go back, but we can still be friends secretly! And make sure the akatsuki don't get him.

11. Upon stumbling into Ino and Sakura bitch-fighting about how pretty they are and who's-more-skilled-than-who, what do you do? Bring me the popocorn!

12. Who's art is better? Deidara's or Sasori's? None is "better" or "worse", they're just different.

13. You tell them you think your art is better, and they begin a huge arguement about how your art isn't as great as theirs, what do you do? Say something random like " Oh look! A tree!" and ditch them. Arguments are boring. Being bored is also boring.

14. Kisame asks if you want to go swimming-your answer? Sure! I love swimming :)

15. For the next two days Kisame tells you it's nothing but a harmless swim, how do you react? I already went on that harmless swim! Guess I'll go on my own next time.

16. What are your views on Sasuke? Seriously. The boy is Psycho. I get it he's had a sad past. But seriously.

17. Rock Lee tells you he has a crush on you, your reaction? Thought you had a crush on Sakura?

18. Which is better? Manga or Anime? I like both. NO, I LOVE BOTH

19. Which village would you prefer to live in? Suna.

20. Which Naruto coupling do you prefer more? NARUHINA FTW!


List your 10 favorite Naruto characters in no order and answer the following questions:

1) Obito

2) Hinata

3) Naruto

4) Itachi

5) Gaara

6) Konan

7) Nagato

8) Kushina

9) Minato

10) Deidara

What would you do if:

1) Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Go back to sleep, I'm most probably dreaming.

2) Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you’re showering?

See what happens when you spend too much time with Jiraiya?

3) Number 4 announced they’re going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Itachi and Minato? I refuse to comment.

4) Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Gaara can cook? Sweet :)

5) Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach sleeping?

That sounds pretty normal...

6) Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

TAKE THAT BITCHES! I'M AN UZUMAKI!

7) Number 8 got into the hospital somehow

Keep her company and help her in every way I can!

8) Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Rude Minato :(

9) Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Meh... His loss :/

10) Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

You know, I hadn't really thought about that before!

11) You’re on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

I guess she'd help me because she's so nice!!

12) It’s your birthday. What will 3 give you?

Ramen maybe?

13) You’re stuck in a house that’s on fire. What does 4 do?

Save me? *puppy eye no jutsu*

14) You’re about to do something that’ll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Eh... stop me from doing it?

15) You’re about to marry number 10. What’s 1’s reaction?

I suppose he'd be SOMEWHAT surprised... Isn't Dei dead?

16) You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Tell me that his pain is greater than mine? Lol, I don't know :)

17) You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Says " Good luck"? Maybe cheers for me?

18) You can’t stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Easy one! he'd blow me up!

19) Number 1 is all you’ve ever dreamed of. Why?

Cause... he's just awesome like that?

20) Number 2 tells you about their deeply hidden love for number 9.

I think she is confusing Minato for his son or something... Seriously, MinatoXHinata?

21) You’re dating 3 and they introduce you to their parents. Would you get along?

Of course! They're amazing people!

22) Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

NO!!!! Minato and Itachi? Whyyyyyyyy?

23) Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

No. Just no.

24) Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Konan's a player and -I- have to do something about it? Get Nagato to lecture her.

25) You had a haircut and 7 can’t stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Yeah I was probably given some weird ass haircut, that's why.

26) Number 8 thinks he’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

D'aww! It's okay! You have an amazing husband!

27) Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an e-mail. Now what?

WTF MINATO! YOU ARE MARRIED TO KUSHINA AND YOU HAVE A SON GODDAMNIT!

28) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

TOBIDEI FLUFF! *eats popcorn*

29) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

I'm not going in that room, even if you pay me.

30) Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

It's less weird than some other stuff I've seen, but still, no.

31) Would 2 trust 5?

Sure.

32) Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Dei gets pissed off remembering how he lost to Itachi and starts telling everyone how awesome his art is.

33) 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

How does that even...

34) If 6 and 3 cooked dinner, what would they make?

Naruto would make ramen. Not sure about Konan.

35) 7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

You know... a job.

36) 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Oddly enough, it's okay.


I got bored so I'm doing this.

Pein/Pain - Nagato
] -I am the leader/boss of a group, club, friends etc.
] -I have a piercing/s.
] - My natural hair colour is red, ginger or auburn.
] -My eyes aregrey/gray.
[x] -My closest friend is a girl.
[x] - I'm a very secretive person.
[x] - I like it when it rains.

[Pein/Pain - Nagato Score: 3]

Konan
] - Most of my friends are guys.
[x] - Origami RULES!
] - I know how to make atleast over 5 different origami objects.
[x] - I love flowers!
] - Your closest friend is a guy.
[x] - I don't like having my photo taken.
] - I don't like water. Swimming etc.

[Konan Score: 3]

Itachi Uchiha
[x] - My younger sibling/s bothers me a lot.
] -Many people find me attractive.
[0.5] - I'm quiet and very mature for my age.
[x] - I don't actually like fighting though I can fight.
[x] - I don't care what you think, Kisame is cool.
] - I'm the top of my class. Intelligence.
[x] - My natural hair colour is black.

[Itachi Uchiha Score: 4.5 ]

Kisame Hoshigaki
] - Sharks are AWESOME!
] - I like gore :3
] - I dislike my own appearance. I'm ugly!:(
[x] - Underwater in the ocean is a beautiful scenery.
[x] - Once someone gets to know me, I'm a pretty nice person.
] - I'm the tallest of my friends who are the same gender.
[x] - I like water sports.

[Kisame Hoshigaki Score: 3]

Sasori
] - I look young for my age. (my mum stills gets asked for ID for certen things nd I piss myself laughing over it)
] - Puppets are fascinating... (Certen ones can scare the shit outta me)
] - I'm very impatient.
[x] - I hate that bitch, Sakura Haruno.
] - My Grandma annoys me.
] - I'm the smallest of my friends.
] - Loud noises/people annoy me.

[Sasori Score: 1 ]

Deidara
[x] - I'm an artist.
[x] - I like and appreciate art.
] - My natural hair colour is blonde/dirty blonde.
] - I have blue eyes.
] - I'm the youngest in my group of friends.
] - I hate Tobi.
]- I have a friend who hangs around and annoys me.

[Deidara Score: 2]

Kakuzu
] - I'm a saver, not a spender.
] - My eyes are either green or hazel.
] - I have had stitches. (I dunno, i have a scar on my hand but I don't know where it came from)
] - I hate Hidan.
] - Younger people tend to tick me off.
] - I am the oldest in my group of friends.
] - My skin is dark or tanned.

[Kakuzu Score: 0 ]

Hidan
[x] - I have a cussing/swearing problem.
] - I hate Kakuzu.
] - I hate so many people and hate them so much, that I probably have my own hit-list.
] - I am religious.
[x] - I am very strong-willed.
[x] - I have cut myself on purpose before. ( JUST ONCE!)
] - I'm very prone to accidents.

[Hidan Score: 3]

Zetsu

[x] - I have a split personality. Two sides. (I can be REALLY and caring at times but I can turn on you)
[x] - Nature is AWESOME! (It relaxs me)
] - I'm usually alone.
[x] - I don't mind the company of others.
[x] - I don't have many friends.
[x] - Tobi is not that bad.
] - I WON'T eat the veggies! Meat all the way, man!

[Zetsu Score: 5 ]

Tobi
[x] - I'm always hyperactive.
x] - I have a particular person who I like to pester.
[x] - People often mistake me for someone else or say I look like someone.
[x] - I LOVE the colour orange.
[x] - I'm rarely sad and always optimistic.
[x]- TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! :D

[Tobi Score: 6]

Orochimaru
] - I'm attracted to younger people.
[x] - I have a very pale skin colour.
] - Snakes are AWESOME!
] - I love/like Sasuke Uchiha.
] - Micheal Jackson is AWESOME!
] - I'm very motivated, nothing will stop me from reaching my goals.
[x] - People think I'm twisted or insane.

[Orochimaru Score: 2]

I'm Tobi, huh? To be honest I was expecting it... I guess I'm too weird for my own good... Oh who cares it's FUN!


Actually, I have more. I'd like to tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a girl. That girl was a friend of mine. That girl was a very good fanfiction author, if you ask me. She wrote things that made me laugh. One day she did a TERRIBLE mistake *sarcasm intended*. She wrote a list. It was pretty obvious that she was going to continue it and make it into a story, but that doesn't matter because it was a LIST (DUNDUNDUNDUN). She was told to make it into a story, because a list was against the rules( I need to add something here. In the fanfiction world, those who break the rules are scum, that is true, but those who abandond their fellow writers are worse than scum. If I'm going to get called scum anyway, I'd rather break the rules. If that's not what a true author is, then I'll crush this idea of an author. -yeah I certainly did NOT quote an anime character-). She, as the nice and amazing person she is, apologized for breaking the rules, and promised to make it into a story. SHE DID. She made it into a story, a hilarious one too. Guess what happened next? Her story got deleted. Isn't this just lovely? No? Yeah, I thought so too. Bye.


This is very random to put down here, but yeah. I honestly HATE it, when it's obvious that someone doesn't like me, and yet looks at me with this retarded fake smile. If you have something against me, just go and say it. I don't bite. And I'll certainly be less annoyed at you, even if you cuss me out, than if you lie to me. And I usually know it when people lie to me.

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Here's a list of ways to annoy our little duckbutt Sasuke. WARNING: Do not attempt at home. I'm 44 % sure you'll die or be seriously injured. T because I'm paranoid, I guess.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Complete
Uchiha's Curse by DarkestChasm reviews
An Elegy poem I had to do for school. I did it on the Uchiha's, well the remaining ones, that is. I hope you like it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 134 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Obito U., Madara U. - Complete
Warm Me Up? by DarkestChasm reviews
This is a fanfiction of a fanfiction! Yay! Anyway this is a one-shot for Tobi/Akuma from Dancing With the Devil by ShadowBloodNinja. Read the story, it is wonderful! Anyway, this is a lemon-y lime. Enjoy! Bonus Chapter up for ShadowBloodNinja in thanks to creating a wonderful story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - [Obito U., OC] - Complete
Open Your Eyes and Dream by Cavallo Alato reviews
Final farewell - Does he decide he is dreaming, or is he already in heaven? Does he watch her casket lower, or does she watch his? Whatever reality plays out, Infinite Tsukuyomi or no, one of them is dead, and only one of them knows who. Grief and denial and love. She says goodbye, and he flies away, but can she really let him go? Rest in Peace, Neji! NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/29/2013 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Banana Bread and Cranberries by Cavallo Alato reviews
Tobirama's task is to make some of his famous banana bread (just the names makes the mouths of Senju clan members all around water...) for Mito, who is now with-child, but Mariko (OC) is so annoying that in the end...well. She's annoying him. Does that ever end well?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Tobirama S. - Complete
Criminally Insane Just Got More Legal by LinzRW reviews
Second Book in the Criminally Insane Series. The Akatsuki, Kate, Hannah, and Dessie get sent to an alternate universe called Seanova. Featuring the Ikustaka, C-Itachi, exploding pancakes, The Great God Four, the return of the Love Guru, Squisher, the Madara problem, Felix, the sadistic queen, and Hannah and Zetsu's Video of Evil Blackmail.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 84 - Words: 201,578 - Reviews: 3356 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete
Survival Guide to the Criminally Insane Akatsuki by LinzRW reviews
A peaceful morning at the Akatsuki hideout - until three girls appear out of nowhere. Kate in Kisame's bed. Deidara trips over Hannah. And Dessie finds herself in a bathtub about to be sacrificed to Jashin-sama. Featuring deadly frying pans, the Great God Warg, the Hottie Evolution, Mr. Nibbles, and Kisame the Love Guru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 90 - Words: 218,553 - Reviews: 2715 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Akatsuki - Complete