Author has written 2 stories for Inuyasha, and X-Men: Evolution.
quotes:
Drake & Josh
Josh Nichols: dangling from the roof I deserve this. This is all because I forgot to feed my pet turtle, Sheldon in kindergarten. He went to heaven, and now my life is bad.
Shouts
Josh Nichols: You happy, Sheldon? We're even now!
Mr. Nichols: off-screen Josh?
Josh Nichols: Sheldon?Josh Nichols: I gave good advice! And I'm wearing pants!
Drake Parker: Praise be the pants!Scottie: after the band got arrested for having fake tickets to a concert I'm telling you, the tickets aren't fake!
Drake Parker: Are you sure?
Scottie: Yeah, I mean I photocopied them myself!
Rina: Scottie, you can't photocopy tickets!
Scottie: Yes, you can. You just put the tickets on the glass and close the lid thingy. Any moron can do it!
Drake Parker: No, Scottie, not just any moron. It takes a special moron, like you!Josh Nichols: taking smores out of oven Hello, smores!
Josh Nichols: Ahh! Hello Pain!
Josh Nichols: he sticks his arm in pitcher of milk
Drake Parker: staring at Josh Uhh... Josh, they usually put the prize in the cereal, not the milk.Drake Parker: phone rings Hello? Trevor, hey, where are you?
Josh Nichols: Who is it?
Drake Parker: Scotty's brother.
Josh Nichols: Where is he?
Drake Parker: You're lost?
Josh Nichols: Lost?
Drake Parker: Okay, okay, well me where you are right now? Well, look around and tell me what you see.
sighs
Drake Parker: Mm-hmm.
rolls his eyes
Drake Parker: Mm-hmm.
opens the door
Trevor: ...and I see some bushes, and a tree and a dog. A boy dog. And I see you.
Drake Parker: You're here.Dragonball
Vegeta: Kakarot! Stop poking me in the eye you idiot!
Goku: It's not my fault, you keep poking me in the mouth!
Vegeta: Shut up Kakarot!
Attempting to de-fuseMaster Roshi: Now, did you boys remember to pack your toothbrushes!
Krillin: Yes!
Goku: Tooth... what?Goku: Why don't you come to Other World with me?
Krillin: What? No way! I'm married now bro! This is the good wife! Right babe?
Android 18: blushing Goon.about Gohan
Master Roshi: Has he seen... Oh, I don't know the full moon?
Goku: No we go to bed pretty early, why?
Bulma, Krillin, Master Roshi: No reasonJudging Amy
Maxine Gray: Never wear fire for a hat... I haven't any idea what it means. I read it in a bathroom stall once and it stuck with me.Interior Decorator: Usually I'm so perceptive of people. Come on... what's changed?
Maxine: Two weeks ago my fiancée died of a heart attack 48 hours before we were to be wed. Also, I've cut my hair.Board Member: We're a little concerned that your director is a drug addict.
Maxine Gray: No, my director is a former drug addict. I myself am a former high school student, and everyone here used to poop in your pants. What's your pointMaxine: By the way, I'm getting married a week from Saturday. I expect you to be there.
Sean Potter: A week from Saturday? Maxine, why are you getting married a week from Saturday?
Maxine: So I can have sex, Sean. Why else would anyone get married?
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Amy Gray: after being shouted out, Maxine rushes into the kitchen Mom, are you OK?
Maxine Gray: trying not to laugh Of course, but I am 65 years old, and my boyfriend's mother hates me
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Avatar: The Last Airbender
Sokka: Who ate all my blubbered-seal jerky?
Aang: That was food? I used it to start the campfire last night.
Sokka: groans That was why the smoke smelled so good...
Prince Zuko: looking at a map How am I going to find the Avatar? He is clearly a master of evasive maneuvering.
Sokka: cut to him, looking at the same map You have no idea where you're going, do you?
Sokka: I'm too young to die!
Old Fisherman: I'm not but I still don't wanna!
Uncle Iroh: So this is how the great commander Zhao acts in defeat... disgraceful! Even in exile my nephew is more honorable then you. Thank you again for the tea. It was delicious.
They leave
Prince Zuko: Did you really mean what you said, Uncle?
Uncle Iroh: Of course. I love Ginseng tea.
Sokka: What is that?
Aang: This is Appa, my flying bison.
Sokka: Yeah, and this is Katara, my flying sister
Katara: to Appa after arriving at Roku's teple Aww, you must be tired.
Sokka: No! I'm refreshed and ready to fight some firebenders!
Katara: I was talking to Appa.
Sokka: Well, I was talking... to Momo!
Sokka: So how's waterbender training going?
Katara groans
Aang: Master Poophead won't teach her because she's a girl.
Sokka: Why don't you teach her, Aang?
Katara: Sokka, that's a great idea! Aang can learn the moves during the day, and then teach them to me at night! That way everybody's happy!
Sokka: I'm not happy.
Katara: But you're never happy.
Villager: Aunt Wu reads from the clouds whether or not our village will be destroyed by the volcano.
Aang: Hey, that cloud looks like a fluffy bunny!
Villager: You'd better hope that's not it. The fluffy bunny cloud symbolizes death and destruction.
Sokka: Can you even hear yourself
Captain: Princess, I'm afraid the tides won't allow us to bring the ship into port before nightfall.
Azula: I'm sorry, Captain, but I do not know much about the tides. Can you explain something to me?
Captain: Of course.
Azula: Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: I'm afraid I don't understand.
Azula: You said "the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in." Do the tides command this ship?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about having you smashed against the rocky shore?
Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: Well, then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over...
Toph: Listen here Sugar Queen! I gave up everything so I could teach Aang EarthbendinG!
Toph: she shuts her door
Katara: Sugar Queen? How can you be so infuriating?
Aang: Shouldn't we do anything?
Sokka: Just enjoy the show.
Aang: Katara, we should just calm down.
Katara: WE? I AM CALM!
Prince Zuko: about Azula I know what you're going to say. She's my sister, and I should be trying to get along with her.
Uncle Iroh: No, she's crazy, and she needs to go down.
Aang: Who are you?
Azula: You mean you haven't guessed? You don't see the family resemblance? Here's a hint.
Azula: she covers her eye with her hand, mocking Zuko
Azula: "I must capture the Avatar to restore my honor."
Aang: No reaction
Azula: It's OK, you can laugh. It's funny.
Ty Lee: They're not wads... they're more like bundles... bunches? It has an 'uh' sound...
Mai: Clumps?
Ty Lee: Clumps! They're clumps!
hugs Mai
Sokka: while hallucinating Who lit Toph on fire?
Toph: I already told you, I don't want to snuggle.
Appa groans, and then she begins to realize something's wrong
Toph: The library's sinking. THE LIBRARY'S SINKING!
Katara: You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and now you lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave!
Sokka: I have a natural curiosity.
Inuyasha
Miroku: Sango falls to the ground sobbing Sango?
Sango: Yes!
Miroku: You'll have my children? Ten babies, or maybe even twenty?
Sango: Yes! Miroku... does this mean you'll stop womanizing?
Miroku: stunned Huh? Uh... heh heh...
Sango: briefly pausing on each word You. Will. Stop. Flirting... Right?
Miroku looks away, chuckling
Sango: thinking I'll take that as a no...
Miroku: Sango... I want you to hear my feelings. You don't need to say anything, just please, hear me out.
Sango: Hm?
Miroku: You're not like the others, Sango. You're a very special woman to me.
Sango: looks up at him, surprised Huh?
cuts to Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo eavesdropping from behind a tree
Inuyasha: "Special," he says. What a jerk! He's flirting with Sango like he does with every other woman he sees.
Kagome: Shh!
Inuyasha: surprised Huh?
Kagome: Oh, wow! He proposed to her!
Inuyasha: He poses a what?
Kagome: repeatedly Inuyasha, sit, boy.
Kagome: to villagers attacking Jinenji's hut I'll be at Jineji's so don't even think about attacking it, ok? Because if you do you'll all have to die because Inuyasha will have to avenge me!
Inuyasha: I will?
Kagome: You'd better avenge me! What am I supposed to do if you don't?
Inuyasha: Fine, I'll avenge you already.
Kagome: Listen, it's fair to say you don't like me, right?
Inuyasha: Way more than fair.
Kagome: Whatever. It's not even me you dislike. It's this Kikyo person.
Inuyasha jumps up into the tree and lays with his back to her
Kagome: I'm not Kikyo, okay? I'm Kagome. Can't we just call a truce?
Inuyasha: Jumps to his feet in the tree and points at her Ha! I knew it! What you don't get is that I'm only after the jewel! Your just trying to lure me into a false sense of security!
Kagome: Oh really? That's funny, considering all I have to do to make you obey is say the word 'sit'
Inuyasha falls out of the tree and slams into the ground
Kagome: Whoops, sorry about that.
Inuyasha: Oh man.
Little girl: Lady Kaede are you all better?
Kaede: Aye child almost all better
Little girl: And your going to find all of the Jewel pieces soon huh?
Kaede: Haha! not soon perhaps but aye, it would help if young Kagome and Inuyasha could try and like each other a little more.
Little girl: pointing to Inuyasha and Kagome "They do like each other."
Kagome: on top of Inuyasha "I said take it off!"
Inuyasha: What if I don't feel like it?
Kagome: Undress!
Kaede: to children "Avert ye eyes!
to Inuyasha and Kagome
Kaede: Mayhap ye like each other more than I first thought."
Miroku: So she has left us once again. Inuyasha, Kagome was not acting her usual self. Exactly what happened between you and Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Same thing that goes on when you're with a woman.
Miroku: Ah! Ghastly! You mean you did that right in front of Kagome?
Inuyasha: Maybe we need to have a talk about what it is you do with women!
Kagome: Here I am, in feudal Japan, playing duck duck goose, with an 8-foot troll.
Inuyasha: has found out that Kagome told the Thunder Brothers that he is her lover You actually think I'd hand over the jewel shards as a ransom to get you back?
Kagome: Of course you would, cause that's what a lover would do!
Inuyasha: But we're not lovers! And without love the whole argument kinda falls apart!
favorites:
books:
The Seceret Garden
The Giving Tree
Peter Pan
anime:
Ranma 1/2
Inuyasha
Sailor Moon
Gravitation
Card Captors
DBZ
Zoids
Full Metal Alchemist
Escaflowne
Cowboy BeBop
Shaman King
Princess Monoke
One Piece
Oh My Goddess
Yu-Gi-Oh
Yu Yu Hakusho
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manga:
One Piece
Oh My Goddess
Inuyasha
Shaman King
Fake
Kare Kano: His and Her Circumstances
Vampire Game
Yu-Gi-Oh
Ranma 1/2
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Yu Yu Hakusho
Chobits
Sailor Moon
Magic Knight Rayearth
Zodiac PI
couples:
Ranma 1/2-
Akane/Ranma
Shampo/Moose
Kasume/Dr. Tofu
Ryoga/Ukyou
Nabiki/Kuno
Inuyasha-
Inuyasha/Kagome
Sango/Miroku
Sesshomaru/Kagura
Kouga/Ayame
Fake-
Dee/Ryo
Sailor Moon-
Amara/Seiya
Raye/Chad
Darien/Serena
Shaman King-
Anna/Yoh
Ren/Pilika
Horohoro/Tamara
Zoids-
Bit/Leena
Brad/Neoma
Yu-Gi-Oh-
Seto/Serenity
i love my only sister. she takes care of me.
i love SCIENCE!
my sister is Bluegirl18
my crush is my boyfriend
ahh yeah
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Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)are you done?
If so, scroll down
(Don't cheat--)
The Answers
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
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