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Joined 08-13-04, id: 652399
Author has written 5 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Lord of the Rings.

Oh my God, someone cares that I exist...

I'm now not so new here anymore... I love writing stories, reading other people's stories, and getting a good laugh out of it. I'm a secondary student in Montreal, and my friends got me hooked on this site. I'll try to write as often as I can. I don't really have much more to say...ummmm...when in doubt, make a list?

Likes:

Orlando Bloom (a lot...insanely much)
Johnny Depp (he's a brilliant actor)
LOTR
POTC
Edward Scissorhands
Benny and Joon
Ed Wood
Secret Window
Finding Neverland
Napoleon Dynamite
What's Eating Gilbert Grape
Harry Potter
Troy
Canadian/American Idol
The internet
Spongebob Squarepants(especially Patrick:P)
Creativness
The word "Huzzah!"
Drawing
Reading
Writing
My dog and my 2 guinea pigs
My youngest brother(7)

Dislikes

Having a large drink during long movies
Seafood
Junk emails that say send this to _ ppl or else...
POP-UPS
Homework

Random quotes that I like, by my friends:

- "Nobody's perfect. I am nobody. Therefore I am perfect."

-"The sky is blue. Don't panic!"-Julia

-"I'll see you in hell. Or in school tomorrow. Whichever comes first."-Cameron

-"My life is a bow-tie." (Long story...)

and one my friend nicked from someone who got half of it from Forest Gump:

-"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. 'Cept it's truffles. I like truffles."

and mine:

-"Oompaloompas will rule the earth some day, and Johnny Depp will be their king. Huzzah!"

the lamest comeback ever, when my words got all mixed up:

"I know I am but what are you?"

Who thinks we should have Ed Wood and Benny and Joon categories for this site? Huzzah!

Hi Appin!

PS. PLEASE RR! it's really what keeps me alive.

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The Pirates by PirateBlacksmith reviews
Jack, Will, Elizabeth, Anamaria, Gibbs, Norrington, and Bootstrap Bill end up as roomates in the year 2003. Can they survive each other?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 106,516 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/10/2007 - Published: 8/17/2004
A Fowl Nightmare by shadowgirlVG reviews
We all know what happened when Artemis captured his fairy but what if he'd found a different creature that night? Nightmare Before Christmas crossover.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Artemis F.
In the Name of Love by trishna87 reviews
Sacrifices have to be made. Will Ron chooose love or friendship? In their sixth year at Hogwarts, love is found, love is lost. There is laughter, there is tear. And the omnipresence of evil.Please review : this is my first ever attempt at writing a fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,366 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
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Lord of the Blings reviews
The title is pretty much self explanatory...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/14/2005
Family Matters reviews
For my friends. They are Jack's daughters in the present day and Melissa's all gaga over her dad and Ashley is sickened by this, Jack is married to Ana and he's trying to stop drinking...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005
A Caribbean Christmas Carol reviews
The Charles Dickens classic is retold with pirates. Bonus Alternate ending. Ignore summary and just read!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2004 - Published: 12/3/2004
CotP: Caribbean of the Pirates reviews
Same story, charcters switch places. There's Will Norrington, his father, Governor Norrington, Elizabeth Turner, LieutenantCommodore Swann, and I'm still deciding about Jack.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/28/2004
POTC: Confessions reviews
Jack receives a mysterious letter. Now PG.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,796 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 8/16/2004