Ernie The Caretaker
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Joined 08-10-04, id: 649924
Name: Rach
Age: 16
Location: New Zealand

FAVOURITES
Books: Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Where the Wild Things Are and Gossip Girl

Movies: Moulin Rouge, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Green Mile, Lion King, Austin Powers, School of Rock and Dead Poet's Society

TV Shows: CSI, CSI: Miami, Charmed, SVU, Law and Order, Criminal Intent, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Survivor and Spongebob Squarepants (Yes, I'm serious. Spongebob rocks)

QUOTES
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same."

"I tried sniffing coke once but the icecubes got stuck up my nose."

"Platypus? I always though it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus"- Jessica Simpson

"I read a book about the evils of drinking. Then I stopped reading."

"Don't tempt me to unleash the one legged space chickens!"

"At first there was nothing. Then God said 'Let there be light' and there was still nothing but you could see it."

"Wanna get laid? Crawl up a chickens ass and wait."

"Occifer, I swear there's no blood in my alcohol system!"

Yeah, I get bored easily. So what? I'm off now, I might add more to this lately. (Yeah, I can hear you all yelling "No, don't!" but I don't care)