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Joined 10-15-12, id: 4310550, Profile Updated: 09-02-13
Author has written 1 story for Fullmetal Alchemist.

Oh, so you want to know about me? Well, I guess I could let you know a few things about me.

Name: Statistically speaking, I suppose I must have one.

Age: I'm not dead yet.

Sex: Y- (No! You are not making that joke!) (sigh...) Male.

Home: Canada. The whole country.

Interests: Fullmetal Alchemist, Persona series, Homestuck, probably a ton of stuff I'm forgetting.

Favorite Quotes:

"We're not retreating, we're advancing in another direction!" -Oliver P. Smith, United States Marine Core General

"Pick spot. Shut up. Wait." -Kimari, Final Fantasy X

"My heart is my weapon." -Sora, Kingdom Hearts

"That was the worst throw ever. Of all time." -Agent Washington, Red vs. Blue

"I am far from empty!" -Yu Narukami, Persona 4 The Animation

Future Story Plans:

-Fate/Fullmetal (working title): When Rin Tohsaka summoned a red cloaked Servant who could make weapons in an instant and liked to complain, she wasn't disappointed per say. She was just expecting someone... taller.

-Undead Fantasy VI: Final Fantasy VI, retold in the style of a zombie apocalypse. Not much more to tell.

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Shades of the Mind by Braelyn Briar reviews
A head injury sends Raven's powers on the fritz and her emotions beyond her ability to control. Beast Boy steps up to help her through her struggle and is forced to face some emotional trauma of his own. Raven and Garfield learn about each other as well as themselves, and their friendship and feelings for each other grow as a result.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 121,902 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 8/21/2018 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Beast Boy, Raven
Sacred Host by Qoheleth reviews
Somewhere in the Yeerk pool, you know someone is doing this.
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,090 - Reviews: 583 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 3/29/2007 - OC
We've Been Together for a Long Time by melps reviews
An unrelated series of Royai oneshots; ratings vary but will go no higher than T. Chapter 30: "I Feel like I can Trust You." She has a fondness for his back.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,344 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Next Time 'Round by RosaLui reviews
MSNBC Breaking News: Heir to Stark Fortune Snubs Merger with Billionaire Walder Frey; Frey Retaliates with Vicious Attack on Twitter.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Complete
Quality Time by BlueTitan reviews
Attempting to make the best of bad weather, the Titans engage in a little game of Truth or Dare. But when the game turns into a bet involving BeastBoy, Raven, and a month of each other's company without killing one another, will a wedge be driven between
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 223,882 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 2,127 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Sick Time by Moczo reviews
Rin does not get sick often. And when she does, she does not take it well, much to the dismay of her beset-upon Archer. But still... there really should be a LIMIT to just how badly a little cold should be taken. Written for Elf. Hi, Elf!
Fate/stay night - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,171 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 122 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Archer, Rin T. - Complete
Soulbound by Minerva Aemilius reviews
A brutal terrorist attack has left Hawkeye dead and Mustang gravely wounded. But the surviving team members fear for Mustang's sanity—and his life—as he refuses to accept Hawkeye's death. Post-canon, implied Royai, Havoc POV, rated T for injuries/death. A deathfic with a twist.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 9/13/2012 - Roy M., Jean H. - Complete
The General's Daughter by Antigone Rex reviews
It's only fitting that Amestris' most infamous womanizer should have a beautiful daughter. Introducing Overprotective!Roy.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Roy M.
Twenty Years in the Life of Pride by dandeliondreams reviews
Or, The Growth and Development of an Erstwhile Homunculus. Selim Bradley learns how to live by practicing living.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Selim B., Pride - Complete
Steps To Courting a Tatsumi by Z.A.G reviews
In which Naoto Shirogane attempts to gain the attention of one Kanji Tatsumi through the precise and calculated steps required to make it all work. Post-Game
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,660 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Kanji T., Naoto S. - Complete
Robin Has a Heart Attack by Karkadinn reviews
When Robin has a stress-induced heart attack, the other Titans all react in their own unique ways to prevent any undue stress from hurting him further. However, trying to keep people from being stressed has its own funny way of stressing them out....
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 35,973 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Complete
The Excessive Stretchification of English by Karkadinn reviews
Beast Boy's got a new quirk. Will he be able to persuade the other Titans to jump into the madness and enjoy it with him, or will they put a stop to his fun?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Beast Boy - Complete
Sketch: Gnosis by nebroadwe reviews
Mangaverse. Scar's brother receives his first shipment of alchemy books.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Scar - Complete
Go Not Gently by Guardian1 reviews
Thirteen years after the events of Final Fantasy IX, and Eiko Carol's life is turned upside-down once again by an enemy supposedly long dead. What's a girl to do? Chapter thirteen; the last crusade of Black Tango. Completed. Thanks to all readers!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,900 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/4/2004 - Published: 9/13/2002 - Complete
Unlit Flame reviews
"Roy Mustang, the Flame Alchemist. A title that would command respect, awe, perhaps even a little fear. It's just too bad that it was a title I would never bear." Chapter 9: Past or present, escape is not an option.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,182 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 10/16/2012 - Riza H., Roy M.
Karkadinn (19)