Psuedo Omnipotent
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Joined 08-17-04, id: 654229, Profile Updated: 12-05-07

Back again after...a few years. I felt the need to revamp this, because, well, the old one made me cringe when I read it. My, how people change.

And the requisite personal information about myself and my interests which no one really cares about, but which I'm going to put up anyway because I want my profile to look longer:

Name: Ellie; L-sama; Oi, temee

Age: Does anyone actually tell the truth on this thing? Must I really bother?

Looks: Unless you're the type that likes those chubby, decidedly plain, dark-haired women featured in ancient Greek murals, you wouldn't be interested, believe me.

Occupation: Professional procrastinator

Personality: Well, judging by every single result I've gotten on those stupid, irresistible online quizzes, I am apparently a cold, pessimistic, hostile, lazy, homicidally-inclined lunatic. For the most part, my acquaintances and I agree. Though I do have a sweet side. I think.

I like the evil guys. Books and anime, my main form of entertainment, I'll always like the morally suspect and/or 'bad boy' ones; so long as they're reasonably intelligent and good-looking. Here's a list of my favored book, anime, and manga mediums you won't read (making what I'm writing a rather moot point, I suppose):

Anime:

Bleach - Gin, Hollow Ichigo, Aizen

Jigoku Shoujo

Hunter x Hunter (when will he ever continue this?) - Hisoka

Fate/Stay Night - Gilgamesh

Naruto (I can't help it, it's addicting, it really is. Like visual cigarettes.) - Itachi, Sasori, Sai

Ergo Proxy

Black Cat - Creed

Fullmetal Alchemist - Kimblee

Blood+

Hellsing

Tokyo Majin

Peace Maker Kurogane - Hijikata, Yoshida

Manga:

Battle Royale - Kazuo and Mitsuko

Angel Sanctuary - Lucifer, Astaroth, Michael

Fairy Cube

Really, everything by Kaori Yuki

GOTH

Pretty Face

Death Note - Raito, Mello

Monster - Johan

Air Gear - Agito, Kaito, the two Soras...

Marchen Awakens Romance - Nanashi, Phantom

Trinity Blood - Asta, Dietrich, Cain, Isaac, Petros...

MPD Psycho

Vampire Knight

Zombie-Loan

Books:

The Straw Men

Michael Marshall (Smith)'s books in general

John Connolly

Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell

The Historian

Sarah Ash

Cloud of Sparrows/Autumn Bridge

The Dresden Files

James Clemens/Rollins

Temeraire series

Douglas Preston and/or Lincoln Child

Plus I like video games. Lots and lots of games. Listing favorites would be extremely tedious for the both of us.

My previous works, OFUAS and OGSADLC I will likely not be continuing, because the latter's idea seems just ludicrous to me now, and the former keeps getting deleted by FF.net.

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The Last Supper by Angel of Mirth reviews
(In honor of Halloween!) Someone has murdered Rociel in a classic story of whodunit! Could it be the obvious culprit Alexiel? Or the scorned loyal servant Katan? Or maybe even his ex--Kirie? Oh, what a wicked web we weave when we lie and deceive!
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,177 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 10/30/2004
This Army Life by Nicolle reviews
All is not quiet on the Wutai front, as Sephiroth and Zack do everything possible to screw off and not run a war.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 41 - Words: 90,578 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 947 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 4/4/2004 - Sephiroth
Severed by Eboni reviews
When a premature separation experiment leaves Dilandau weak and disoriented, his Dragonslayers must protect him from himself and unexpected enemies from within the country they are sworn to protect. Warning: Shounen ai
Escaflowne - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 408,768 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Dilandau A., Van F. - Complete
Resident Evil: Project Lucifer by Hyperactive Hamster Of Doom reviews
Who or what is Lucifer? And just who is behind the Lucifer Project? Set in the nightmarish world of Resident Evil, this is the story of Jack and Lisa, two teens who find themselves in the midst of disaster...
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 212,098 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/28/2005 - Published: 4/1/2003 - Complete
Swords of Heaven by Deus X Machina reviews
Soujiro Seta joins with Shougo Amakusa during the Shimabara Christian Arc. Rated PG13 for some swearing.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,267 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2005 - Published: 8/27/2004 - Soujiro
Naruto Primer: Lost Chapters by Link and Luigi reviews
More Chicken Soup for the Naruto Lover's Soul. But not really. Not a sequel, but a continuation. All of the chapters that weren't included in the original and MORE!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 154,141 - Reviews: 2243 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/4/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004 - Complete
The Labour And The Wounds by Allegra reviews
PART 13. Connor needs money and he's willing to risk his life to get it. Are Angel Investigations too busy with a case & an amnesiac Cordy to notice the dangers ahead for Angel's wayward son?
Angel - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,531 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 2/27/2003 - Angel, Connor
Main Course by Vappa reviews
At the request (or demand, rather) of his partner, Yami invites Bakura out to dinner to resolve old feuds. It never occurred to him how torturously hard it would be to discuss morals with the Thief King though... [One-shot] [Darkshipping challenge fic]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,103 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Complete
San Akoyagai by Angrybee reviews
(Chaos In Sous!) Soujirou. It's a common name, right? Rurouni Soujirou can't find answers, and he runs into a familiar man who can no longer find his own smile. (Rated for nude Soujirou, adult situations, and language.)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,148 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/10/2004 - Published: 2/18/2004 - Soujiro
The Story of a Scar by IncanArticuno reviews
The tale of how Joachim Karel recieved that scar on his hand. Will contain fantasy stuff, for originality! R and R! CHAPTER 2 NOW UP!
Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,269 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/9/2003 - Published: 8/21/2003
Yami: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Lizeth reviews
Congratulations! You're now the proud owner of a YAMI. Want to ensure top performace? Running into troubles? Have questions? Check out this handy dandy manual (you won't be dissapointed).
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 11/5/2003 - Published: 10/9/2003
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