![]() Author has written 14 stories for Fairy Tail, and Fullmetal Alchemist. Name: Guapo zombies, and Zhe Awesome Cheesecake Monster Gender: could be male, could be female I'm a monster that eats cheesecake Goal in Life: to become the best pineapple this world has ever seen. I want to be apart of the Fairy Tail guild!!!! Well duhh... And tap dance with a dinosaur during a penguin revolution!!!! Wanna join me Cheesy? no But why not...? I don't dance Pwease...? no Age: Unknown I live forever! Likes: NatsuxLucy! Nalu all the fucking way! And chocolate =3! And Frosch! He's so cute!!! (Fro thinks so too) The Cheesecake Monster likes cheesecake and Sleeping With Sirens, Bring Me The Horizon, and Famous Last Words, love to roleplay Hey, since your a cheesecake and you like cheesecake, doesn't that make you a cannibal? I'm a monster that eats cheesecake. Dah Dislikes: NatsuxLisanna and LucyxSting. How the hell do you guys even come up with Sting? (I have no problem with Lisanna, i just can't stand that idea.) I also dont like Graylu, or Lolu... I thought I made that clear in Best Prank Ever... I don't like GrayxErza and NatsuxErza I mean really people! I don't think Erza could stand Natsu coming through the window and Gray stripping like every 5 seconds and unable to find his clothes. And Erlu... Well... those are the basics about me... oh yeah! I don't belive in buffalo wings because buffalo's don't have wings -_-. I've been reading on this site for about 2-3 months now, i just never made an account. If you read my fanfics, there maybe an OC named Knight. He's not my OC but my friend doesnt like the idea of JellalxErza, so she made this dude up (i made up his name!) The Cheesecake Monster does not approve of JERZA not one bit. But y'know, Jellal's the best girlfriend ever... He is the best girlfriend...kesesese Natal...hehe Yes just Yes OC: Knight Clothing: Dark Gray Jacket (usually puts hood on head), jeans, white or black T-shirt, and Wifebeater (tank tops) Magic: Dark Dragon slayer (kinda like Rouge's power), a requip mage, and can summon animal souls. Personality: smart, funny, cocky (aka cocky bastard as Erza calls him), can be evil (does show potential though) Apperance: About a head taller than Erza, has light blue eyes, black hair with white tips, when he was younger, he looked like Kirito (SAO) but he had white tips at the end of his hair and blue eyes. Age: 20 Extra info: He becomes good friend with Mirajane, he hates Jellal (wonder why), isnt much of a drinker. note- if i did not make it clear, KNIGHT IS NOT MY OC. MY FRIEND MADE HIM UP. I JUST CAME UP WITH THE NAME (which i am pretty proud of, if i do say so myself =D) So as of now, this is a two person user! The person whose joining me is the creator of Knight and her name is Cheesecake Monster!! The Cheesecake Monster has spoken?!??!?! (I came up with her name too!!!) FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS Fairy Tail Style FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" Levy: It's because you're gay... isn't it? Natsu: Hell No! I'll go kiss her right now! (Stomps over to Lucy) FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." Erza(Through the cellphone): You are going to die in seven days... Gray(Through the cellphone): Who is this?!?!?!?!? FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" Natsu (Trips and Falls) Gray(Laughs out loud): Walk much, Dumbass? FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. Jellal(Tied up and struggling): Lucy, let me go! Lucy: No! You're going to marry Erza right this instant! FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" Gray(Crying, after losing his fight with Natsu) Natsu: Ha Ha, Loser! FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. Natsu: Think fast! Lucy: Natsu!!! FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. Erza: Here you go, Lucy (Pushes her) Lucy: KYAA! Erza!!!! FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!" Gray (Steals umbrella): Run bitch run! Natsu: Damn you, Gray!!! FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. Lucy(Heaving a body): As long as you don't do this again... I won't get mad at you. Natsu(Heaving 5 bodies): Okay! Okay! Now hurry before someone sees! FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" Natsu: That was awesome! Let's do it again! Erza: Idiot... FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. Lucy: Get out of my house! Natsu(Raiding the fridge): But, Lucy FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! Natsu(To Makarov): What's up Gramps? Laxus(Glares) FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!" Gray: Damn! We messed Up! Lucy & Levy: We didn't do anything! You did! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. Natsu(Fake sobbing): Levy rejected me! Gajeel: SHUT UP SALAMANDER! FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. Lucy(Through Cellphone): Hello? Natsu(Through Cellphone): Sorry, bum call. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." Erza: My bad... here's a tissue. Lucy(Glares) FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... Lucy(Writing): And then, he fell out of my window into the trash. Natsu: Stop it, Lucy! FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you Natsu(Smile): Don't cry, Lucy. Lucy(Sniffling): I know, but it's so frustrating... FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." Natsu: I'm home! Lucy: No, you're not! FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. Lucy(Blushing): Don't... tell anyone. Natsu: I know. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. Lucy: So... you're finally S-class mages... Natsu & Gray: Don't worry Lucy, we'll be in this team until we die! FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!" Levy(Coughing): I can't drink anymore. Cana: Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste! stole from one solution... Favorite Anime couples! Fairy Tail: NatsuxLucy- ALL THE FUCKING WAY! SOO KAWAII!! GrayxJuvia- They're just so perfect for each other! JellalxErza- This is an awesome pairing, they were so close to kissing but JELLAL had to ruin it! GajeelxLevy- What can i say? Opposites attract. RomeoxWendy- ...I don't know where this came from but... ITS SOO KAWAII!!! LisannaxLaxus- ... *shrugs* whatever MiraxLaxus- ... If you look close enough in the manga and the anime, you can see little bits of it. MiraxFreed- Cute! FreedxLaxus- Sorry not sorry *laughs* Natal- kesesese YESHH!!! FOREVER AND ALWAYS!!!! NATAL IS THE COUPLE OF THE YEAR?!?!?!? YESH!?!!?!!!!?! Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood: RoyxRiza- OMG THIS IS THE MOST PERFECTEST PAIRING EVER!!! EdwardxWinry- I love this pairing!!! MayxAlphonse- I love this pairing too!! May is soo crazy with her fantasies. LingxLanFan- This is one of the most awesomest pairings in history!! One Piece: (I havent gotten that far in the show...) LuffyxNami- Pssh duh! I'm not even on episode 10 an i already ship this couple! UsoppxKaya- Well this is a no brainer! Dragon Ball (Z and GT): ...this doesnt really have romance in it... PanxTrunks- It's the only pairing that isnt offical... and will never be... BulaxGoten- ... I think it would be cute... ChichixGoku- I think its super cute how they ended up together. VegetaxBulma- AWESOMENESS! RIGHT HERE!! GohanxVidel- Who doesn't ship this couple? Actually, who doesnt ship the last three? Rave Master: Why? Why Hiro Mashima you cancel show? HaruxElie- OMG SOOO KAWAIIII!!!! MusicaxReina- I died 3 times (of joy) when I saw that they kissed in the Manga, and I cried when Reina pushed Musica of the Silver Ray and died. LetXJulia- Its really cute how he never forgot about her. MusicaxMelodia: I mean, just their names sound perfect for each other! Soul Eater: SoulxMaka- Cause you know, who doesn't ship a person and there awesome weapon/person? Death the KidxThe number 8- yes just yes *Nods* I agree Ouran Highschool Host Club TamakixHaruhi- ...Yeah know? This paring is awesome and stuff but its based off an overprotective 'daddy' and his dense 'daughter'... Yeaah Tamaki's an idiot HikaruxHaruhi- This paring is awesome!!! HoneyxCake- Honey is sooo cute and the way he loves cake brings me to tears. why is there a random 'wumbo' here -- wumbo Because I want a random w there! Got a problem with it, Cheesy? Yes, yes I do. Then why dont you come over here and do something about it?! One-chan will take care of that. STOP REFERING TO ERZA AS ONE-CHAN DAMMIT!!! NO! I WILL NEVER STOP! CUZ I DONT HAVE TO! Erza's not your One-chan... just saying... That's what they want you to think. Well if 'They' is logic, than 'they' is riight :3 Nope, they isn't logic. yeah know what? There! it says wumbo now! its not a random 'w' anymore! happy? No. not really. WELL DEAL WITH IT! *sigh* whatever Dragon Ball Pact: "This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!" Fairy Tail fanfic challenge... number your favorite characters in order, and answer the following questions! Have fun!.. 1. Natsu 1.Erza 2. Mira 2. Mirajane 3. Cana 3. Natsu 4. Lucy 4. Gray 5. Erza 5. Lucy 6. Gajeel 6. Happy 7. Juvia 7. Juvia 8. Gray 8. Cana 9. Frosch 9. Mavis 10. Happy 10.Elfman 1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before? Erza and Happy? I never read Hapza(?) fic before, but I would pay money to read that train wreck! (Lucy and Elfman) No. No I haven't. 2. Do you think three is hot? How hot? Sure, Cana's pretty hot. I mean she never wears a shirt... (Natsu) No... cute yes hot no Natsu is hot!! I mean he is a FIIRREE dragon slayer! No he is cute not hot. 3. What would happen if six got one pregnant? If Gajeel got Natsu pregnant, I wouldnt be able to decide between laughing like theres no tomorrow or screaming out 'WHY?' repeatedly That's good? No, its terrible! But its just a funny thought :P (Happy and Erza) That would be weird I think I would cry and sit in my emo corner. 4. Do you recall any good fics about nine? (Frosch) No... (Mavis) No 5. Would seven and two make a good couple? (Juvia and Mira) Not to me. I'm not into yuri... (Mirajane and Juvia) Who knows. Cuz I don't. I mean maybe, but I think Gray and Juvia is better. 6. Four/eight or four/nine? Lucy and Gray or Lucy and Frosch... I dont think Lucy and Frosch is even legal... I would have to go with Lucy and Gray Gray and Cana or Gray and Mavis... I have to say Gray and Cana 7. What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship? Juvia finding out Cana and Gray in a secret relationship? Either she would be sulking forever about her precious Gray-sama and her new love rival, or start strangling Cana to death -_- Most likely the second one Knowing Happy there is no such thing as a secret relationship. (Cana and Natsu) 8. Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic. (Mira and Gajeel) She doesnt know why, but as the match maker, she cant seem to picture Levy and Gajeel. She can only see herself in his arms... wow thats weird... lol not as bad as mine (Mirajane and Happy?) Why just why did she have to fall in love with a blue cat that is in love with someone else. Will the match maker make her crush fall for her or will all hell break loose? wow... just wow... i would pay money if you make this! 9. Is there a such thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story? Lucy and Happy? I doubt it. (Gray and Elfman) Absolutely NOT Well, I mean some people could be into this... yeah if you are in to yaoi then maybe. 10. Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic. Umm... Healing Takes Time? Natsu comforts Erza after The Tower of Heaven arc Everyone deserves a second chance. Lucy helps Erza with her hurtful memories. this is why I don't write anything Hey... I just relalized this title implies Jerza!!! Gihehe... and you claim you don't ship them... No one asked for your opinion... And I care because...? Gihehe... go away Gajeel 11. What kind of plot would you use if four wanted to seduce one? Lucy seducing Natsu... Maybe Lucy flying towards Natsu naked? Inspired by the Manga! No just no. Gray seduce Erza. I think Erza would kill him in the process. Maybe keeping his clothes on for a whole day. 12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven/nine slash? (Juvia and Frosch) No... (Mavis and Juvia) I don't know. What is a slash? 13. If you wrote a songfic about number ten, what song would you chose? (Happy) Anything fish related (Elfman) Two and a half men. 14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be? Mira/Cana/Gajeel... WARNING: Levy Bashing! Mirajane/Natsu/Happy WARNING: Over eating I don't know 15. What pick-up line might eight use on five? (Gray and Erza) Hey is your name Erza? Cause my cheeks go scarlet when I think of you. Yep... thats lame :P *shakes head* (Cana and Lucy) You must be a barrel of booze cuz I cant get enough of you. Omg! Cheesecake Monster! You have to do this challenge!!! |
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