Hey there meh peeps! I'm Stormflower!! I love warrior cats, and cookies. here is three I write original stories, warrior cat stories, and I host competitions! My warrior cat OC'S! Mousetail She-cat Windclan queen Brown cat with green eyes, long claws, short tail, and short fur. Mate: Died from saving Windclan from fox attack Had 2 litters of kits Litter 1:Dustkit (Dustfur), Light brown she-kit with stormy grey eyes, has left dead paw Jaykit (Jaypaw), grey tom with yellow eyes and broad shoulders Litter 2:Sunkit (Sunblaze), golden tom with green eyes Poppykit (Poppyheart), a ginger she-kit with startling green eyes. Pumpkintail She-cat RiverClan deputy Never had a mate 3 days after being made deputy, died from a sick fish with worms in it. See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night his friend committed suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See the kid on the bench you just threw an apple at? His dad died of a heart disease last week. See that kid you made fun of for crying? his mother is dying. See that 16 year old girl, with the kid, that you called a slut for holding her baby?? she was raped when she was 14 See that little girl who you asked to commit suicide only 2 hours ago? she just did. People have enough sorrow without you adding to it, just for a laugh, or to be funny Quick! Write down 12 of your favorite cats in the warriors series! 1. Jayfeather 2. Hollyleaf 3. Firestar 4. Briarlight 5. Brackenfur 6. Yellowfang 7. Tigerclaw 8. Half moon 9. Sandstorm 10. Lionblaze 11. Mapleshade 12. Bluestar 1) What would you think about a name with 1’s beginning and 4’s ending? Jaylight? A light colored tom with light blue eyes. (HMMMM SORT OF REMINDS ME OF SOMECAT, HUH?) 2) Would you consider naming a cat in your story with 2’s first name and 3’s last name? yes I would but... OMSC HOLLYLEAF BECAME LEADER!!!!!!!!!!!! ))3) Would you make fun of a cat names (5’s first name & 2’s last name)? Brackenleaf? nah 4) What genre would a story be with a cat names (1’s first name & 5’s last name) as the main character? Jayfur: Family and friendship 5) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs? Jaystar: when the first star is out, the jay will call, freeing the forest of all dogs. lol I fuckin suck at this 6)What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like? Lightstar: A yellow- eyed tom that is pure black. 7) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name? Firejay... a jay on fire? O.O 8) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing? nah, can't see Firestar and Brackenfur as a couple. ya know, BECAUSE THEY BOTH HAVE THERE OWN MATES (not bc i hate gay ppl) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4? How about neither! NOBODY LIKES A PEDOPHILE (Cough cough Ivypool X Hawkfrost) 10) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7? NO FUCKING WAY THAT JAYFEATHER AND LIONBLAZE WILL FIGHT OVER TIGERCLAW 11) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8. An impossible love between the dead, both realized that they did not love there mates, and walked other skies to be with each other 12) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out? Tigerclaw: I'm SO telling Sorreltail and Cinderheart! Brackenfur: Oh no! Lionblaze: I'll be crowfood! 13) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3? I think Briarlight would rather slap Firestar rather than make out with half moon, BECAUSE SHE STOLE HER MAN! 14) Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2? No, THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A FANFIC ABOUT JAYFEATHER AND HOLLYLEAF 15) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like? hmmmm. im not sure, maybe a light grey tom and a whitish-silverish she-cat? Warriors Fan Oath I'll remember Brightheart, When I see a scar on someone"s face, I will think of Windclan, Every time I win a race, I'll remember Tallstar, whenever I make a bad decision, And I will remember Willowshine, If I have a vision, I'll remember Honeyfern, When I see a snake, I'll remember Cloudstar, When I must choose the path to take, I'll remember Dawnpelt, When a sibling dies, And I'll remember Pinestar, When I'm not sure where my loyalties lie, I'll remember Silverstream, When I see a young mother, I'll remember Violet, When I worry about my brother, I will remember Goosefeather, When nobody believes me, I will think of Scourge, When someone's teased for being tiny, I'll remember Mothwing, When I find it hard to believe, I'll be reminded of Princess, When I see someone,who seems naive, I'll always think of Heathertail, When someone wants to be "just friends", I will think of Starclan, When I am near the end, I will think of Tawnypelt, Whenever I feel judged, I will think of Darkstripe, when someone holds a grudge, I promise too remember Cinderheart, when I climb a tree, I'll remember Midnight, Whenever I'm at sea, I'll remember Leafpool, When I must follow my heart, I'll remember Hollyleaf, If I ever fall apart, I'll remember Brambleclaw, When I must prove myself, I'll remember Spottedleaf, When I'm suffering from bad health, I'll remember Lionblaze, When I am feeling strong, I'll remember Tigerstar, If I choose the path thats wrong, I'll remember Dovewing, When I hear of something far away, I'll remember Cloudtail, When a kitten catches their first prey, I'll remember Bluestar, Whenever I must choose, I'll remember Crowfeather, When the one I love, I lose, Feathertail will be in my mind, Whenever I must be brave, And I'll remember the Tribe, When I'm in a cave, I'll remember Ashfur, When someone breaks my heart, I'll remember Barley, When me and my sibling are far apart, I'll remember Ivypool, When I try to be the best, I'll remember Firestar, When my loyalty is put to the tst, I'll remember Crookedstar, When someone abandons me, I'll remember Ravenpaw, If I ever have to flee, I'll remember Jayfeather, When I have a strange dream, I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt, whenever I eat cream, I'll always think of Cinderpelt, Whenever my leg is sore, I'll remember Longtail, When I can see no more, I'll remember Squirrelflight, When the one I love, casts me away, I'll remember Yellowfang, When I can no longer stay, I will think of Mosskit, When someone dies young, And I'll think of Berrynose, When I must hold my tongue, I will think of Breezepelt, When I feel betrayed, I will always think of Smudge, When a cat is spayed, I'll remember the any battles, When I see conflict or strife, I promise to remember all these cats, For the rest of my life Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT wont make you THIN, Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL, So why bother? NORMAL PEOPLE: See a stick with marks on it and ignore it WARRIORS FANS: See a stick with marks on it and know it is Jayfeather's NORMAL PEOPLE: say OH MY GOD/GOSH (OMG) WARRIORS FANS: say OH MY STARCLAN (OMSC) NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! WARRIORS FANS: say shut up or Tigerstar will get you! NORMAL PEOPLE: say Dang it! WARRIORS FANS: say Fox Dung! NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! WARRIORS FANS: when being chased yell SPOTTEDLEAF SHOW ME THE WAY! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think black cats are bad luck WARRIORS FANS: Think black cats are from ShadowClan The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir, when... I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? "The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... BOLD= stereotype's I'm supposed to fit into I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (Im Biracial ) I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be prude. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self- control. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a wimp. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, and arrogant. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against abortion. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic nut. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian. I can't help pointing out mistakes, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life, so I MUST be having problems. I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life. I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian. I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life. I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up. I’m a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports. I like CATS, so I WILL grow up to be a crazy old cat lady who lives alone. I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR. (I SWEAR ALL THE FUKIN TIME) I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a nerd. I'm QUIET so I MUST be stuck-up. I sit ALONE at lunch so I MUST be snobbish. I'm HARD TO FIGURE OUT so I MUST be impossible to get along with. I DON'T wear make-up so I MUST be an outsider. I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet. I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd. I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly. I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social. I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure. I can play the VIOLIN, so I MUST be ASIAN. I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart. I like to CLEAN, so I MUST be a neat freak. I have a FACEBOOK , so I MUST think I'm GROWN. I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE. I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY. I think MILK is disgusting, so I MUST be lactose intolerant. I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat. I hate the subject of SEX, so I MUST be prude. I actually LAUGH during HORROR MOVIES, so I MUST have no SYMPATHY. I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH. I am BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun I am MIXED, so I MUST be un pure I am PANSEXUAL, so I MUST be trying to "get it on" with everybody i see and try to have sex with kitchen supplies You don't have to fit into the stereotype's. you can be who you are. dont be afraid to show your true. When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind. When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back. When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class. When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night. When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter. When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got. When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out. When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn. When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends. When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world. When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children. Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you. This is me I'm not that girl- The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old. BUT I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race or sexuality. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one won't give up. Warriors Have Taught us These Things Violence doesn't solve all problems, but it does solve some. And they should be solved very violently. Having fangirls gives you the right to do virtually anything without being considered evil *cough* Ashfur* cough* Scourge *cough*. There are no limits to how you can kill your own brother, half-brother included, Brambleclaw and Hawkfrost. Most children in southern England will squeal when they see a cat. Good is cute/handsome; Evil is sexy. Highly organized colonies of feral cats have been living in the English countryside for over 60 years without being noticed by anyone. Cats are really good at cleaning up massive bloodstains. If you eat too much fish, your blood tastes fishy. Happy endings are completely unrealistic. The default response to being dumped by someone is to devote yourself to making them watch their family die slow, painful deaths. Don't fight the system, no matter how messed up it is. Stars are really the spirits of dead cats. Just because someone has gone to that dark place down under doesn't mean you don't have to deal with them anymore. Don't mess with beavers. Someone is angry at you when clouds cover the moon... Forbidden relationships happen about as often as socially legitimate ones. COPY AND PASTE IF YOU LOVE WARRIORS!! (you don't have to agree with all of them) If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em. If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em. If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em. If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em. If ya can't kill 'em... you're fucked. when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons? when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. when Life gives you lemons, burn Life's house down. smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the titanic... You're a great friend...but if the zombies come i'm tripping you. Crazy is when you have a voice in your head that you named Pedro, even though he clearly isn't spanish and you just do that to annoy him. Crazy is when you're so obsessed with eating your Jell-o (and you forgot to put a spoon in your lunch box) that you try drinking your Jell-o through a straw and using straw chopsticks because straws were the only untensil-type thing available. Crazy is when you start dancing in Walmart to its cheesy music. Crazy is when you laugh uncontrollably at your own jokes. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when your are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random momments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when start talking nonsense everyday during gym. Crazy is when you convince your friends you're 'high' because you can't stop laughing even when nothing is funny. And then all of you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when it is last day of school you scream and run around in circles. Crazy is when you get drunk on air and laugh during the saddest part of the move. Crazy is when you can call yourself something else, and completely become that person, forgetting your reason for hating the world, Crazy is when you laugh at nothing during school and laugh when everyone looks at you like your insane. Crazy is when you trip over nothing at all, fall, and say "I see the ground...it's pretty". Crazy is when you are asked to get someone's phone from the other room, and you go and grab it epically, then crack up and spit out your oreos halfway through. Crazy is when you hit your head on an object, then start yelling and swearing revenge. Crazy is when you mix five box-fulls of Jello Pudding Mix with Dish Soap and Green food coloring in a jar,pour it on the side walk,and say it's "alien bloooood". Crazy is when you make up stupid texts and faces just for pleasure. Crazy is when you randomly sing a song that goes completely against the one playing. Crazy is when you're sitting quietly in the backseat of the car, then start singing NomNom just so you could see how your parents/friends react. Crazy is when you walk up to your little sister and say/ask something completely random like, "Why won't strawberries lift weights?" or "Elephant trunks like to play piano." or even "Chocolate Milk causes birth defects!" and she says something literal. Do this to your mother and if says yes to the chocolate milk one, laugh hysterically, like she never answered. Crazy is when you spout out random words just to get a laugh You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid backside. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't do shit, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you ya fukin asshole." Here's some random questions for you to ponder over... Can you cry under water? How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Can Bald people have Hairline fractures? If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it? If you have a cold hot pocket, is it just a pocket? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries. Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on? Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them? If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe? If bald people work as chefs in a restaurant,do they have to wear hairnets? How can Darth Vader breathe and talk at the same time? If there's a wheelchair-bound comedian, is it still called "stand-up"? When the French swear do they say pardon my English? Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if there is a 'wet paint' sign somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure? 1. On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) 2. On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? 3. On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). 4. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! 5. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...) 6. On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time)? 7. On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) 8. On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because??...) 9. On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)? 10. On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious) 11. On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) 12. On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?) 13. On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) 14. On a Korean kitchen knife-- "Warning: keep out of children." (hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..) 15. On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees! Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!!!!! Try Reading This: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. There is stupid coming out of your mouth hole again God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women. So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you I hear your silence loud and clear Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children. Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow? How can i miss you if you never left? Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don’t mess with me I've got a stick. Boys are like Slinky's, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable Boys are like skateboards, they can go fast but usually there pretty slow. Boys are like knives, useful but they'll cut you eventually If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? Help I've fallen and i cant...hey nice carpet! A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws. "We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do." Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it? You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life! Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality. Lifes Tough, get a helmet The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers? Only in America, do banks have braile on the drive-thru ATMs. Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections? Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid? It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths The cops never find it as funny as you do They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people School = Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives and 11 years of Hell (true) Sometimes I wish I could be like the white crayon in the box. That way, no one would ever use me I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die [For example; jump off the Sydney Harbor Bridge screaming, "I believe I can fly!"](yas) After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F(just noticed) No I didn't trip... I just attacked the floor When life gives you skittles, throw them at random people and yell, "Taste the freaking rainbow!"( i did that already) Violence is never the answer, but it happens anyway. I'm like a boomerang, throw me away and I'll come back and hit you in the face.(true) I'm a ninja. "No you're not." Did you see what I just did? "See what?" Exactly. Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. Sometimes when I say, "Oh I'm fine," I want someone to look me in the eye and say, "Tell the truth." I can't stand this weirdo. I am right here. I am not taking it back. My vocabulary = 50% swearing and 50% sarcasm. The moment you are forced to return to your ordinary life after watching an amazing movie. Admit it. You have practiced your signature over and over again just in case you get famous. I'm jealous of my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs. The moment you are laughing so hard and you try to stop. But you look at the person and laugh again. I have always secretly wanted to pull the fire alarm at school. The scary moment when you are about to go to bed and then you realize you had homework.(XD) The human brain is amazing, it functions 24 hours a day and only stops when we are in the middle of exams. (so true!) The girl you want to punch in the face because even her presence annoys you. I hate when someone leaves my room but doesn't shut the door properly. My level of maturity changes depending on who I am around. (example;parents i give them an arua of fuck off or die ;kids i become a 5 year old) If you don't do stupid things when you are young, then you haven't got anything to smile about when you are old. "I don't want to turn 19, then I will be old?" *cry* "What are you going to do when you turn 30?" *cries even louder* When you feel like crying your eyes out when you find out that its the last book in the series. You are going to look like me when you are older! *cries* My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display. Weird is just a side effect of being awesome Every year, I realize how stupid I was the year before. I am a teenager and getting out of bed is one of the hardest challenges of the day. Teenagers are the most misunderstood people on the planet. They are treated like children and expected to act like adults. Girl, your face is not a colouring book. Chill with all the make-up When I was a kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everybody wants to date them (ugh gross Edward Cullen *gag*) The awkward moment when you are avoiding eye contact with the teacher, so you won't be called. We live in a world where losing your phone in more dramatic than losing your virginity.( i dont have one *gasp*) Dear internet, you should feel special, I am choosing you over sleep and homework. I'm not insensitive, I just don't care Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. If you can't convince 'em, confuse 'em. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. The voices in my head may not be real but they still have pretty good ideas... Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? I intend to live forever...so far so good Old enough to know better, young enough not to care Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried A stranger stabs you in the front, a friend stabs you in the back, a boy/girlfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.(lol) No I won't go to hell! They've got a restraining order against me! Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore I am a potatoe (i am a potato) Stupidity killed the cat. Curiousity got framed. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it .Been there, done that, got the t-shirt, don't let the door hit you on the way out 9 out of 10 people believe that 1 out of 10 people will always disagree with the other 9 I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!! Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Next to my sanity People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door. An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends I ran with scissors, and lived!(*gasp*) You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder(i jump off one*gasp* and into a river) I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Did you just call me a bitch? Well a bitch is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment. BRB, I'm busy trying to jump off the roof with the kitchen broom. Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS When it rains on my parade, I bust out my slip n’ slide. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. Then you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. In a world full of cheerios, be a fruit loop. I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned. When life hands you lemons, throw something harder back.(wrecking ball) That which does not kill me…should run. FAST. Never knock on Death’s door. Ring the doorbell and run. He HATES that.(soul eater quote when using a mirror) I hear voices in my head. But that’s alright. Most of them are pretty nice. The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader. It’s you and me against the world. We attack at dawn. I run with scissors….it makes me feel dangerous. Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies. Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach ‘em how to use the internet and they won’t bother you for weeks! I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every second of it. Some people are only alive because it’s illegal to kill them. You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me. Never argue with an idiot. They’ll just drag you down and beat you with experience. 10% sugar, 10% spice, 80% bitch so you better be nice. Those stupid kids should just give that loopy rabbit some Trix already! Your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend. I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. I like you. When I rule the world, you death shall be quick and painless. Some see the glass half empty, some see it half full. Me? I just want to know who’s been drinking my soda! Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup! You think I’m a loser. But I’m the most awesome loser you’ve ever met! If you have an open mind why don’t your brains fall out? Of course I’m out of mind! It’s dark and scary in there! If I’m out of my right mind, my left one is gonna be pretty crowded. If aliens are looking for INTELLIGENT life why are you worried? I’m an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight. If at first you don’t succeed- skydiving isn’t for you. Whoever said nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. The person who smiles when something goes wrong has found someone to blame it on. Normal people scare me….but not as much as I scare them. Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with! If two wrongs do not make a right, try three. There is always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it is usually an oncoming train. Just when I think you’ve said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking. Why be difficult when with a little effort you can be impossible? Silence is golden but duct tape is silver. Everyone has a wild side; I just prefer to make mine public. What is this “normal” you speak of? Stay away I don’t want to catch your “normal”! Pssh. Normal is just a setting on the washing machine. I used to have super powers but my therapist took them away. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you’re up to. Always take the time to smell the roses but remember sooner or later you’re gonna inhale a bee. I believe no problem is so large or difficult that it can’t be blamed on someone else. I never repeat myself, so pay close attention the first time, because I never repeat myself. I’d explain it to you but your brain would explode. When all else fails bring out the duct tape. Don’t tell me the sky’s the limit when there are footprints on the moon! I’m not so good with advice. May I interest you in a sarcastic comment? I don’t lie. I create fiction with my mouth. We’re best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge….I’ll pick out the funereal arrangements. The world is out to get me. Hide me in your closet and don’t let it find me. There’s nothing better than a good friend except a good friend with chocolate! Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional. I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out. I am who I am. I do not seek your approval. Between two evils, I always try to pick the one I’ve never tried. Slinky Escalator = Endless Fun I’m not saying you’re stupid I’m just implying it. I’m bored…run for your sanity. Never do anything you don’t want to explain to the cops or paramedics. The more I think about it, the more I’m sure I’ve lost my mind. But crazy people don’t know they’re crazy so I guess I’m okay. But thinking I’m okay because I think I’m crazy is saying I don’t think I’m crazy so I may be crazy. Who cares about hugs? I’m going to tackle you when I see you! Life is life a corndog. I just haven’t figured out why yet. When life hands you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how. Memory Foam: "It remembers me" WELCOME TO THE END OF ME SUPER LONG PROFILE! *Throws confetti* THANKS FOR VISITING |
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