Luna Javert
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Joined 01-05-03, id: 321571
Author has written 2 stories for Song of the Lioness, and Harry Potter.

Observe the revampification of my profile. The only remnant of the old one is the quotes. In fact, you don't need to know about me, do you? Are you even reading this? Give me a sign. Does anyone actually read other peoples' profiles? Do you care? Prolly don't. Ah well, goodbye.

QUOTES:
"I blame all of the world's problems on MCAS!" -Menemsha
"Naomi can be classified as one of the world's problems." -Luna (Me, baka!)
"An eye for an eye until the world is blind." Gandhi
"An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." -random mad person
"An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth until the world is blind and unable to eat solid foods." -Larsen
"Capitalize unless you absolutely have to." -Andrew
"What the hell is 'quoteworthy'?"-Caro
"Better faggot than bigot."-Larsen

3/16/07: I haven't written in a while, haven't even been on the site . . . took down some stories I'm not very proud of, left a few up. (That would be the two that I'm still okay with having written.) Maybe I'll write more someday . . . who knows?

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Cupboards, Closets, and Corridors by Ridley Jack reviews
Deamus, oneshot, hopefully a bit humourous. Dean and Seamus have an argument, and it affects Seamus deeply. Finally coming to terms, he approaches Dean. Edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
Luck O' The Finnegan by SoulReductor79 reviews
Slash warning. Seamus finds a bit of felix felicis but can he use it for what he wants? Does he even need it for that purpose? Dean's in the bath, and he knows the answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,779 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Seamus F., Dean T.
Bonds by SilveryMoon reviews
Dumbledore'randomly'put people in pairs and puts a connection spell on them. The can now hear eachothers thoughts as a contact incase YKW attacks. Harry and Draco get paired up. Eventual DH slash. Sorry about the wait, couldn't upload for some reason. Thi
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,308 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/13/2005 - Published: 1/30/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Killing Mrs Norris by SiriousB1 reviews
Chapter 4 is up Rated for language. It seems that nothing can stop the cats and dogs from fighting until... Also, it is the dreaded Singing Curse! Beware the singing of songs in a terrible manner! Cover your ears and head on over to Dumbledore's office!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 5/18/2003
Invisible by MexeRG reviews
9thth CHAPPIE Ginny has always been invisible...and she's sick of it...She decides to comit suicide...what happends when Draco finds her? What happens when he hits her with his car? (after Hogwarts of course) RR not as bad as it sounds.... )
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Someone Annoying's Game Show! by Veralidaine Sarrasri reviews
RUN AWAY! This is really bad, plus I will make you wish you'd never read this!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,528 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 6/8/2002 - Complete
The First Snow by Loveholic reviews
Neal's confusion between Yuki and Kel in his state of amnesia can decide the future of two others. Plot involved. -Chapter 9 up-
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,969 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/24/2004 - Published: 1/31/2003
Oh Bloody Hell... by Tropical Flavored Yama reviews
Draco Malfoy is turned into... into... a... a... Oh! I can't say! Let's just say Draco is facing some MAJOR changes! Rated PG13 for slash hints, langauge and the fact a certain girl gets her period for the first time in the middle of it. *points to Draco*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,763 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/8/2004 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Who Wants to be a 500 Galleonaire! by Chilamala reviews
10 lucky contestants get to compete for the grand prize of 500 galleons(!) Starring Regis Philban and a cast that is slowly driving Regis to the mental hospital. Editing the chappies now cuz ff.net keeps messing them up...R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,868 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2003 - Published: 6/7/2002
Last Will and Testament by hasapi reviews
[COMPLETE] 'I, Lucius Xavier Malfoy...only in the event of Draco's marriage to Hermione Granger shall all funds be transferred to him.' After Lucius discovers where Draco's loyalties lie, he does the only thing guaranteed to make Draco's life miserable...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,155 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 11/28/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
east is west and west is east by musegurl18 reviews
* Complete* This story is a love story about joren and kel. It will have a lemon later on ;p But no fear the story does have a plot and the plot is ~ Kel gets raped and then she gets helped by joren and will she ever forget and let go of her past?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,770 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2003 - Published: 3/7/2003 - Complete
The Crystal Ball that Ron Really Hated by vanilla-chk reviews
Bill gives Ron a crystal ball for his birthday that sees the present instead of the future. Ginny steals it and see Harry showering, amongst other things. May turn into parody or soap-opera, I'm not sure yet. READ, REVIEW! You know you're just aching to!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,004 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003
Mania at Hogwarts by Leah6 reviews
Teachers doing ballet? What's with Draco and Barney? And what about Harry and Ron?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,023 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2003 - Published: 2/21/2003
When Two Idiots Mess Up Harry Potter Beyond Repair by Shmitty Werbenmenjensen reviews
Nicole's a Hogwarts Dropout. Xeden's wand's name is Phill. Lex is just there. Then they meet a mysterious mouse that will change their lives forever... Rated PG-13 for Drug Refrences and mild language...Relax, we only swear twice. :) Fwa! R&R!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2003 - Lucius M., Draco M.
All the white horses by illatidandi reviews
Draco has raped Hermione leaving them her trapped and pregnant. Draco also trapped for he cannot forgive himself for what he did. This story is a roller coaster ride full of passion, love, hate and pain. Very offensive scenes. R/R you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In Valleys of Green Where Ivy Grows by shang-wombat reviews
A young woman who possesses an uncanny skill with plants finds her way into the care, and under the instruction of a certain former streetrat. B/UOC **Please R&R!!***
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2003
More than friends by AerinBrown reviews
Two years ago, they parted as friends. Now, as they meet again, are they going to stay that way? Or will they become something more than friends? This was going to be an S/B pairing, but now I'm confused, so it will be a surprise for all!! please R&R!!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,979 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 4/5/2003 - Published: 8/31/2002
Underneath the Surface by Cami of Queenscove reviews
Kel walked swiftly over to her dresser and pulled out a pair of breeches and a shirt. Stripping off the towel, she threw it to Neal. “Not a word out of you, Neal.” She grinned at his shocked look. “It’s not like you haven’t seen it before. Chapt
Song of the Lioness - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,473 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 4/2/2003 - Published: 11/4/2002
Severus Snape and The Fern of Doom by RocketSolarCat reviews
[Sequel To The Never Ending Tuesday] Severus Snape: witness to insanity. Lupin knows the wonderful skill of Nose-Kazoo playing? Sirius sings? Harry's Hypnoticly Cute Smile has failed!? [Chapter 6 up]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/29/2003 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Severus S.
Maidens and Dragons by Nicole11 reviews
Ginny and Draco fall in love. (It's the typical love story of boy meets girl, boy kidnaps girl, girl takes shower with boy, and both act like they hate each other.) But when Draco decides to move to America, to get away from the Death Eaters, will Ginny g
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,759 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
American Idol Tortall Style by Raashna reviews
Your favorite TP characters on American Idol...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003
Kiss Bracelets by Rc reviews
yes Draco and Ginny again! new fad at Hogwarts! Kiss bracelets! And Ginny's in the mix of it all. And Draco's got his two cents aswell. Ah the sweet kisses of it all! review monduier.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Catharsis by Minkychan reviews
What if Joren hadn't had Sir Paxton as a Knight Master? What if, instead, he'd had a Knight MISTRESS? (What coppery haired, purple eyed female knight would be up to the task, I wonder ^,~)
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,408 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 1/2/2003
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Fowl Style by Nyghtvision reviews
Old fluff, somewhat embarassingly silly. Freaky random tripe, actually. In screenplay style, undergoing revision to suit ff.net's needs
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,556 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/9/2003
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Silence and A Little More reviews
On a Saturday afternoon in November. Gray skies. In a little courtyard somewhere in the Hogwarts castle." HD slash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 252 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5/4/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Pieces reviews
BriarTris. Briar muses. Don't read it if you love Sandry. Rated only because it's not happy enought for frolicking little children.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 321 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Circle of Magic
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