Bobagorn
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Joined 01-10-03, id: 323566
Author has written 1 story for Lord of the Rings.
Three crazy girls named Liz, Krystal and Heather, bringing you the best in nutty fics! Ok, so maybe not the best, but still, we're funny!

HE WAS WET, OK!?
--Liz

Okay, this is Krystal, editing our bio becuase really...I think it stinks...lol o.O;;. Well anyway, I wanted to tell you all about us (Krystal (me), Liz, and Heather) so you all know. about the wonderful trio! :D

Liz: The main writer of He was WET! Sure, we all write it, we all have the ideas, but she types it...shes better with words than us...at least she is better than me (Krystal) she might not be better than Heather considering Heather CHEATS and uses the THESAURUS in Microsoft word to get nice long words...But Liz is an exceptional girl, she is the one who is obsessed with LotR, she loves Merry, Legolas, oh hell she loves them all..and she is madly in love with Dom, Orlando (not as much as she used to be) and Elijah, dont ask me...for Im still confused on this...lol. Liz is Squidward, and she enjoys orange juice, lemonade, and Life House (is that right? I wouldnt know...) Liz is the brains of the group (she is my secretary of NJHS), the girl who actually knows whats shes talking about (except when it comes to math ~_^) and she is VERY smart, so if you make fun of her I will personally come after you with the gay stick! ^_^

Krystal- ME! WOO! Okay, well there is a lot to say about mwah...autobiography coming on here I can sense...I was born on a beautiful sunny day on July 5, 1988...okay enough with that. I am the HP OBSESSOR of the group...I am absolutely obsessed..really...I made Liz add HP to the He Was WET! Fic because it just wouldnt be the same without my HP. And so all of you know, I actually have a fan fic in the works, Ive been thinking about a plot before I go to sleep in bed (scary I know) and its coming to me...lol. And so you all know, HP authors, if you get a review from Bobagorn just know its from me, unless noted, lol. ^_^
My fave Ships are:
Draco/Harry (back off of my slash)
Draco/Ginny
Harry/Ginny
Roh/Hermione
Remus/Sirius
and thats about it...for the longest time I believed Draco should live his life alone, for no HP character deserves his greatness (only I may marry Draco, not you Mini! ^_^) Krystal (me silly) is also known as Spongebob (or MiMi, Bobagorn, RS, KRS (Meg), Krys, Kryspy, Krysco...the list never ends) And I am smart (yes, I do get all A's, and I even am president of NJHS)...but I DEFINITELY (see...I dont even know if I spelled that right) have my blonde moments...for I really am blonde! ^_^

Heather: The blondest brunette the world has ever seen! LMAO! Me and Heather make a team I tell ya...us and our blondeness (riiigt Sydney?)! Heather doesnt get the chance to write that much, but she does write, I assure ya. Heather is known as Patrick (Spongebob characters? ya know? Liz is Squidward, I am Spongebob, and Heather is Patrick) and she is the punk/goth/metal person of the group (though I assure you, we all love ROCK music in general...that will come in my next infamous paragraph) and loves Billy of GC (she will marry Billy, and me and Liz will marry Joel someday...dont you worry) Heather and I REALLY enjoy our slash, after watching LotR TTT "Oh Mr. Frodo..." "Oh Sam..." "*Me and Heather* AND THEY START SNOGGING!! WOO!" lmao! go heather! And Heather, she is smart too (yes, All A's, we ALL get All A's!) she is in NJHS...but like me...some of the common sense is missing... :D.

Okay...my last paragraph (Of course I know you will miss them) We ALL are obsessed with GC...its a fetish of ours if you say. Heather is in love with Billy, and Liz and I (correct English! Woo!) love Joel (and I find Benji absolutely adorable). Liz and I are going to the concert in Sienna College (Heather would too, but her mom refuses...hmph) and Heather and I (and Caitlin and Bee) have GC tshirts, and Liz will get one someday...lol.
All the songs they sing are good...me and Liz and Heather often sing "Hold On" "Emotionless" "Riot Girl (heathers theme song) "Bloody Valentine (my song)" oh hell, we love them all! GO GC! WOO! LOVE YOU JOEL!

Oh, and my new fan fiction (D/H or D/G, not sure yet) is coming soon! watch for it!

--Krystal

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Just the truth by pokari reviews
(H/D) Malfoys are nice?! Harry got pregnant
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 67,953 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 2/1/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Just One Night by xxAlyssa reviews
When Harry and Hermione come down to the Weasley house for the summer untill school, passions fire up and unknown secrets become known. But, will just one night change Ginny and Harry's lives forever?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,913 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 12/15/2002 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
New Beginnings by Lady Godiva reviews
THE LONG AWAITED FINALE! It's a new year at Hogwarts. This means anything is possible... even romance between a Malfoy and a Weasley! But will those who disapprove try to destroy what these two have? RR
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,128 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/30/2003 - Published: 12/25/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
It's like a Fairytaleish by Hollywood Recycle Bin reviews
AU HPDM (muggles) Finally COMPLETED Draco is a thief who kidnaps Princess Cho. Prince Harry comes to the rescue, but unexpected things happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,105 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Dragon May Love an Angel by Janvier Etoile reviews
Old unfinished story. Will probably stay that way unless am bombarded with requests for a end.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,719 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Draco M.
Tonic Mistake by Laochgael reviews
Hermione spies on Draco. Ron spies on Draco. Neville, Oliver, Dean and Seamus spies on Draco. Harry is nowhere in sight and Draco’s going crazy because of a strange feeling that someone is looking at him! What is going on? (Slash) CHAPTER 8 UP!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/18/2003 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sweet Teeth by Aras reviews
Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Promise to Repeat. . .and Chocolate sauce? Not for the easily offended!! *Now Complete with Epilogue*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 73,636 - Reviews: 951 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/15/2003 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Trick of Fate by i-nv-u50 reviews
HP/DM Slash! CH3!! Harry is depressed, and Lily is getting depressed just knowing he's upset. So, naturally, Lily and James go down to earth to try and cheer Harry up. How they do it comes as a surprise to everyone - themselves included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,374 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 1/15/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
When Angels Die by Riley Cat reviews
Harry is wrongly accused of a murder and 10 years later he is free but he has changed... future violence and SLASH H/D#COMPLETE#
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 33,008 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/19/2003 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
In the Interests Of by i-nv-u50 reviews
CH19! HP/FF8 HP/DM Draco is a reluctant and powerful magic user, with his magic inherited from wild sources. Harry is a cadet who caught the interest of Draco, much to his dismay. Now an escaped sorceress wants to kill them... Do their problems ever end?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,828 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 5/22/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Petals by Shiny Ryuichi Sakuma reviews
Slash! Harry's had enough of the Dursleys so he leaves but not before killing Vernon. On the run, he meets Lucius who convinces him to come back to Malfoy Manner. When Voldemort plans to attack Hogwarts, will Harry join? And what of Draco? Can he save Har
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,070 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 3/12/2003 - Published: 1/12/2003 - Harry P., Lucius M.
Splitting Personalities by Shiroi Ai reviews
Draco has done it! He managed to become an animagus! The problem is, he can’t change back. And what does Harry have to say when he’s confronted by the three personalities of his worst enemy? ^__^ HP/DM…Please r/r.*uploaded chp.4*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/7/2003 - Published: 1/16/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Walk on the Wild Side by Evil Slytherin Child reviews
Ginny's sick of being a good girl, and decided to get herself a bad boy. 1st HP fic, RR! Chapter 5 is up! Story is now being co written with Hjordis, Chapter Six soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,972 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/1/2003 - Published: 10/25/2002 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Beginning of an Ending by llorac reviews
Ginny Weasley thinks that she is a failure ever since she was rejected by Harry Potter. What will happen if one boy shows her that she was wrong all along. Will she realise that what ever she had dreamt of can be fulfilled? D/G
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,014 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/28/2003 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Forbidden by Queen Guenevere reviews
Ginny/Draco. this is a love that cannot be, it is forbidden. will that stop them? um, try hell no?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 2/22/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Draco M., Ginny W.
When Times Change by i-nv-u50 reviews
DM/HP slash. CH4 UP!! When Draco takes a quick work trip into the past, he finds a Harry he has never known. When he comes back to his own time, he expected to find the same Harry he has always known. But had the past changed the future?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,094 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/19/2003 - Published: 9/23/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Torn by Jess the Great reviews
Companion to All The Things He Said. Oliver's POV of when Minister of Magic Percy Weasley comes to the Quidditch World Cup. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 1/25/2003 - Percy W.
All The Things He Said by Jess the Great reviews
Percy is forced to go to a Quidditch game where Oliver is to be playing. Lots of sarcastic comments and thoughts. Slash P/O
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,174 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2003 - Percy W.
He Was WET! reviews
Lots of wet Aragorn, some appearances by Spongebob and Co., three insane girls, possibly some Harry Potter, and did we mention we want to hear more about Samwise the Brave?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2003 - Published: 1/10/2003 - Aragorn, Samwise G.