Ruthless King
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Joined 05-08-14, id: 5717112, Profile Updated: 05-21-14

I am 48% Insane

[x]You screamed at an inanimate object for "Hurting you"
]You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x]You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
]You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks
]You have run into a tree or a bush
]You have been called a dumb blonde

Total so far: 2

[x]You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow (I'm double jointed everywhere. It'd be sad if I couldn't.)
]You just tried to lick your elbow after you read the one above
]You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
]You just sang them to make sure
]You have tripped on your own feet and fallen
]You have choked on your own spit

Total so far: 3

]You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
]You type with three fingers or less
[x]You accidentally caught something on fire
]You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
]You have caught yourself drooling

Total so far: 4

[x]You have fallen asleep in class
[x]Sometimes you just stop thinking
]Sometimes when your telling a story you forget what you were talking about
[x]People often shake their heads and walk away from you (well, Lucy does. A lot. I hate her.)
[x]You are often told to use your "inside voice"

Total so far: 8

]You use your fingers to do simple math
[x]You have eaten a bug accidentally
]You are taking this test when you should be doing something important
[x]You have put your clothes on inside out or backwards and didn't realize it
[x]You've looked all over for something and realized that it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

Total so far: 11

]You have posted something because you were scared that what they say will happen if you don't
[x]You break a lot of things
[x]You tilt your head when your confused
[x]You have fallen out of a chair before
[x]When your lying in bed, you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

Total so far: 15

]You use the word "um" frequently
]You don't know what "um" means
[x]You say "what" and "huh" a lot (mostly deadpanned "what"'s though)
]You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this test

Total: 16

Multiply your total by 3. Put for the title "I am (the answer for your total x 3)% insane"


I Screwed Up 38% of My Teenage Life

[x]Kissed someone before dating
[x]Gotten a phone taken away at school
[x]Gotten caught chewing gum
]Gotten caught cheating on a test

Total so far: 3

[x]Arrived late to class more than 5 times
[x]Didn't do homework more than 5 times (& yet I still get straight As)
[x]Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x]Missed school just because you felt like it
[x]Laughed so loud that you got kicked out of class

Total so far: 8

]Got your mom, dad, sister, brother, etc. to get you out of class
[x]Text people during class
[x]Passed notes
[x] Threw stuff across the room
[x]Laughed at the teacher

Total so far: 12

]Took pictures during school hours
[x]Called someone during school hours
]Failed a class
[x]Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking (and when they were)

Total so far: 14

[x]Faked your parent's signature
[x]Slept in class
[x]Cursed at a teacher behind their back
]Copied/shared homework
[x]Got in trouble with the principal
[x]Throw food in the lunch room

Total: 19

Multiply 2 for the title with the total. Post as "I screwed up (what your total x 2 is)% of my teenage life.


FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read & ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!


If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against abortion, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against drinking and driving, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, then add this to your bio.

If you're against animal cruelty then copy this into your profile

If you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone their not, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

93 percent of teens would have an emotianal breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile


NAME

Lewis Dunn

AGE

13

HEIGHT

5'9"

RELATIONSHIP STATUS

Taken

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