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Hemigaleidae Book by
KisaItas reviews
A look at Itachi and Kisame's relationship from another perspective, using canon scenes and then moving onto scenes that could have brought about the canon scenes. Each new chapter occurs between the time period of the first chapter. Canon Compliant.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,506 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2015 - Published: 7/19/2015 - [Kisame H., Itachi U.]
Turning Tricks by
Icy Amour reviews
Warning! Yaoi & strong content! Don't like, don't read. Prostitute!Alfred & Teacher!Arthur. After being severely beaten Alfred finds himself in the care of Arthur, a high school teacher. He can't comprehend why the Brit cares about a teen prostitute & strives to prove he is like every other man he's had to deal with. Can Arthur heal Al's shattered view of the world and his heart?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,489 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/22/2015 - Published: 11/1/2014 - Complete
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt by
firefly reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 355 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
Not Another Fanfiction by
Kryzanna reviews
"WHAT THE HELL IS FANFICTION?" Naruto and some of our favourite characters are about to find out the hard way when they get sucked from the ninja world into a collection of fanfics and are forced to play out cliche after cliche; learn about 'lemons', and discover that maybe yaoi isn't so bad. . . . SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa LEMON WARNING FOR LATER CHAPTERS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,111 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Deidara, Hidan] - Complete
Signed From: The Awesome Jashinist , Hidan by
Envyyyy reviews
The challenge by Kazukage of Suna :P I couldn't help it :D ! Hidan find a stack of paper and a pencil so ... what does he do ? Write a damn diary / journal thing of course ! Rated T for Hidan's cursing !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,639 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Hidan, Akatsuki
Hidan Died by
omfg it's you reviews
This is a very very very serious story.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Hidan - Complete
Hiding her Beauty by
Germanys-pasta reviews
In the midst of the second world war a troubled Nazi soldier named Ludwig is having trouble remaining loyal to a cause he doesn't even agree with. When he meets the innocent Feliciana Vargas, a reported Jew living in Italy, how could he turn her to her death? But how could he hide her? Germany x Fem!Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,060 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/13/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
A Bride From Konoha by
dotdotdot86 reviews
Sakura is sent by Naruto the Hokage to deliver an important news to the Kazekage. It is about Gaara's bride, Hyugaa Hinata. Will Gaara take the news well? And why Sakura, the lover of the infamous outlaw, Uchiha Sasuke is allowed to go out from Konoha?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,823 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 9/19/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Hidan learns about Yaoi by
Sword-of-Shin reviews
Hidan finds out what Yaoi is... short one-shot, no actual yaoi action. Rated T for Hidan's mouth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Kakuzu, Hidan, and Pocky by
Sword-of-Shin reviews
Kakuzu and Hidan receive a strange package from.... yaoi fangirls? Short one-shot, rated T for Hidan's language. Could be seen as a sort of sequel to "Hidan learns about Yaoi".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Gone by
xotakux2002x reviews
kakuzu recounts his and hidan's relationship to an old tea shop owner. kakuhidan fluff, rated for hidan's mouth
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,597 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Complete
Traditions by
jaekl09 reviews
The Nara clan has a betrothal tradition that no one besides the head of the clan and the Hokage are aware of...not even those betrothed. Standard disclaimer applies I don't own Naruto. LEMON WARNING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,714 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Shikamaru N., Sakura H. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by
firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 934 - Follows: 129 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Affliction by
everyday0203 reviews
[AU] Sakura is a volunteer at a mental institution and is forced to take on Gaara as a patient...can Sakura cure Gaara? or will Gaara's affliction rub off onto Sakura as well?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,799 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by
firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 253 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner by
firefly reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Methods of Persuasion by
firefly reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 1,436 - Follows: 167 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Touchy Feely by
firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete