Author has written 3 stories for How to Train Your Dragon. Hello! Whether you're a left-sock-stealing troll or the son of that troll (rat eating munge bucket) or a Gronckle baby or Mildew, (actually, scratch that, nobody likes him) you are welcome! -waves to nonexistent crowds and smells nonexistent roses thrown- Warning, I am not the actual Hiccup Haddock III, but you can find him in my fics :) Though my name here is 'HiccupHaddockIII'... which is a boy's name... I am a girl. I have three projects for How To Train Your Dragon: Walking It Off- Hiccstrid Modern AU. Excessive fluffliness all around. Frostbite On Your Spleen- Where I dump all my oneshots. Crack fics, Modern AUs, crazy AUs, Hiccstrid stuff. Open for requests! Savage Seas- Title straight from 'For The Dancing and the Dreaming'. Two important differences from the movie: - Astrid is the daughter of the chief of another tribe. - HTTYD 1 didn't happen. (Toothless was never shot down) - Hiccup and Astrid were arranged in a marriage at the age of 19 for reasons that will be clarified by the second chapter. I am open to all constructive crititism and tips/suggestions! There is always room for improvement, and I hope that I do just that. Other Stuff: HOW TO KNOW YOU'RE TOO FAR IN TO GET OUT I knew I was in love with How To Train Your Dragon when I looked up fanfiction for it. I knew I was addicted to How To Train Your Dragon when I ran out of HTTYD fanfiction. But wasn't until I started writing fanfiction that I knew I was crazy for it. x NORMAL PEOPLE VS HTTYD FANS NORMAL PEOPLE: insult people by calling them idiots or dorks. HTTYD FANS: will insult people by calling them a son of a half troll rat eating mange bucket. NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings. NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy. NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased, yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: hear a shriek and ignore it. NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile. NORMAL PEOPLE: on a bad day will say "today is just not my day." NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic." NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon. NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for their different dragons. NORMAL PEOPLE: What in God's name? NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know. NORMAL PEOPLE: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home. NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work. NORMAL PEOPLE: don't really care when the sequel is released. NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts. NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it. NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger "We're not gonna make it!" NORMAL PEOPLE: will "keep calm and carry on." NORMAL PEOPLE: if they want to get themselves killed, will jump off a cliff or stab themselves or something. NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote -- "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." -Albert Einstein NORMAL PEOPLE: stuck in traffic say -- "Get going!" NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this. Copied from user Omegaman17 x Have an American history teacher explain this… if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living in the White House. Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. Both Presidents were shot in the head. Now it gets really weird. Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln. Both were assassinated by Southerners. Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908. John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839. Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939. Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters. Hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'. Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford'. Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater. Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials. Now here’s the kicker. A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland. A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe. Copied from user Omegaman17 |
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