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Joined 10-06-03, id: 465924
hi... me am jacquie and i luv linkin park!!!!!! i just recently figured out how to put fanfiction on this site. i am very stupid when it comes to computers and think all computer problems can be solved by kicking it. my favorite shows r rurouni kenshin, inuyasha,trigun, and yu yu hakusho. i find inuyasha the easiest to write fanfiction for but thats just me. inuyasha is mah most favoriteest show. i enjoy being evil
woOoOoO M/ ROK ON M/... SO ANYWAYS READ MY STUFF OR U WILL B PUNISHED MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (i luv evil laughter)

oh and my alter egos r
jaqi- the psycho pyro,...
jaC-E the druggie,...
jaci the schitzo,...
and jaki the kleptomaniac

they were all trapt (thats a good band!!) in my head untill i was beaten with shiney objects then they were released. they r all demons but jac-E doesnt realise this because she is high. jaqi wants to kill me and hates all humans . jac-E is also known as sailor high

i am psycho

got a problem with that then too bad and screw u heheh i would like to give a shout out to my team of evil monkeys

randomness rox

m/ rok on m/

ok sooooo my 2 first stories were removed due 2 offensiveness.

a message to those who enjoy reporting me...
1- i dont mean to b offensive i just am...so yeah
2-its not nice to report people and call them red necks if u just let me keep my stories on then mabey in time ill write something un offensive...because some people consider what i write funny dont ruin it for everyone else

ok thats over with sooo here are some of my thoughts about inuyasha

kagome looks nothing like kikyo

sesshoumaru is a crossdresser.either that or he is in fact, a girl

kagoome once threatened to cut sesshoumaru if he came any coser...which leads me to believe that kagome is a gangsta in disguise

if u didnt already know...spiders are evil and creepy and yucky and if u let them they will try to kill u when your stuck in your human form

sesshoumarus mom is a bitch...seriously...think about it...its a true fact

and finally...if kagome falls down a well in ireland...would she have to fight off hoardes of leprachauns and have to work with inuyasha (the half leprachaun) and instead of the shikon shards they would have to find the lucky charms!

well bye

if you really wanna email me...which u probably dont...um ...well dont...cause ill get in trouble if mom or dad reads my email and finds out i write fanfiction...a better chance would be if you imed me...my other sn is aoshisano2003

AND NOW FOR JACQUIES POINTLESS RANTING..

ya know...3 months ago on september 15th i became very pissed...they took my favorite radio station off and replaced it with a hip hop station...which i hate!!!!!!! death to hip hop!!! and now its the 3rd anniversary of its death which is making me very very pissed and there still isnt a new radio station that replaces it..well 106 is good if i wanna hear linkin park or disturbed or godsmack..but i wanna hear the all american rejects and fountains of wayne and a bunch of punk bands i like...104 used to play all that stuff..from linkin park to rancid...im pissed!!!!!!!

oh and now im pissed cause im being bribed...if i do good in skool...i get to see linkin park pod hoobastank and story of the year (all bands i lyke) but if i do bad i dont..grrrrr i hate work...being bribed really sux!

ok so here just some stuff bout' me-

fav show- inuyasha

fav animal- cats and monkeys(especially if evil)

fav anime characters- inuyasha, aoshi and sano

favorite bands- linkin park, system of a down, evanescence, good charlotte, sum 41, all american rejects, disturbed, godsmack, cold, hoobastank, staind, blink 182

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hey people read another story i helped write the pen name is miharu-chan1 and theres only that story under that name...i forgot what it was called and im to lazy to look it up and i co wrote chapter 1

quotes

miroku- "will you bear my child?"

inuyasha- "feh"
(when he's fighting sango)"i'm not interesed" (and in my little world miroku shows up and says "but i am!")

me- "feh-deration of evil hanyous!"
"evil monkeys!",
"CRUSHING MY DREEEEEEAMES YOU DREAM CRUSHER!!!!!!",
"THAT WAS WRONG..YOU WRONG WRONG PERSON OF WRONGNESS...YOU SICKEN ME!"
"IM NOT DISTURBED...DISTURBED IS DISTURBED!!!! GET IT RIGHT YOU DUMB ASS!"

disturbed- "ow wa ah ah ah"

GOHAN- "hey dad, whats up?"
goku- "me"

vash- "oh maman why am i crying in french!"

hiei- "it wouldn't obey my command i was punishing it"( talking about his arm..not sure if i got that one completely right)

kagome- "stay back or ill cut you!

cartmans hand jennifer lopez- "taco taco burrito burrito taco flavored kisses fufill all you wishes with my taco flavored kisses"

south park movie-"blame canada"

botan- "heres my impression of yusuke...oh look at meee i'm burning!"

ok while i was gone...

i went 2 a linkin park concert and it was the bestest concert ever (hehe, after the show i got 2 talk 2 the lead singer of P.O.D, rock on!)so after, i was kinda more obsessed with linkin park then inuyasha so i was only able to write song fictions, but i cant write good unless its somethin funny and its hard to make fun of linkin park songs...one of these that i am not going to put on the site is called points of authoritah...which of corse has something to do with cartman and his authoritah.

another reason i haven't been writin was because my mom had surgery so she was home all the time and i didn't want 2 get caught writing fanfiction and i was grounded for bad grades and i lost my IM...so there

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Disturbing Images by Melissa Norvell reviews
UPDATED! A collection of one-shots. They all have the same purpose. Nothing sounds like it seems, just a bunch of senseless perversity. Multiple pairings! READ TO THE END! R&R!
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Kenshin Outtakes, Take 2! by The Narrator reviews
The Narrator's ever popular Kenshin Outtakes return in this sequel, including more running gags, bishonentorture, and chaos at the hands of Kanashimi! Will parody ever be the same? And will The Narrator ever abandon ecchi humor? Not bloody likely!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,724 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 6/2/2003 - Complete
Austin Powers in The MatrixUhOh by Bradster2009
MatrixAustin Powers Crossover.
Matrix - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/11/2003
The Crocodile Hunter by Keroppi1 reviews
Steve Irwin meets Fluffy.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2003