An utterly ridiculous Draco/Hermione story wherein I shamelessly lambaste the entire romance genre. Featuring much snogging, a blatant lack of believable characterization - oh, and did I mention the Irritatingly Sappy Love That Dares Not Speak Its Name?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/16/2003 - Published: 11/26/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.