Author has written 2 stories for Inuyasha.
Hey all, I am 18 years old. I live in America. It's only recently that I've gotten into the whole Anime thing. It started with Inuyasha and that is my definate FAVORITE. I also like Kenshin (what I've seen), Ranma 1/2 (what I've read), Yuyu Hakasho (sp?), and oh well I can't really think of them all right now ^.^ Well, I haven't written anything before in my life and I was so nervous about posting my story but after reading so many good stories I figured why not. I know, I know I am rambling. Oh well.
Well, I found some funny quotes from one of my readers bios (sorry for stealing them I couldn't resist)
Funny Quotes to Live By:
oI see dumb people...all the time...they're everywhere…
oI hear voices in my head, and they don't like you...
oYou say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing!
oI frighten my family.
oI frighten your family.
oWell, here I am. Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over.
oI'm not a bitch, I'm THE bitch.
oOne time at band camp...
oOne tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
oIf you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
oEagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
oArtificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
oA person who smiles in the face of adversity...probably has a scapegoat.
oPlagiarism saves time.
oNever put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
oNever underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
oA snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.
Interesting Questions:
oDo you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
oIf a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
oIf a chronic liar tells you she is a chronic liar do you believe her?
oIf love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
oIf someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill herself, is it considered a hostage situation?
oIf the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
oIf vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
oIf you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
oIs it progress if a cannibal learns to eat with a fork?
oShould vegetarians eat animal crackers?
oShouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
oThere are 24 hours in a day, and 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
oWhat part of the monkey do you use a monkey wrench on?
oWhen you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
oWhose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
oWho is general failure and why is he reading my disk?
oIf it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
oDo infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.
--Arthur Block
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
--Napoleon Bonaparte
There's nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE!
--Linda Grayson
Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing has happened.
--Sir Winston Churchill
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
--George Carlin
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
--Unknown
Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
--H. L. Mencken