Author has written 1 story for Naruto, and Inheritance Cycle. Name: You don't need to know it but you can call me JediDragonRanger(JDR for short). Age: Not that you need to know but I was born in August, 1992 do the math. (I won't tell you the day because of all you stalkers out there). Gender: I like girls and am not gay or bi, figure it out. A little about me: I am a fan of Naruto, Star Wars, The Inheritance Cycle, Ranger's Apprentice, The Lord of the Rings. I really don't like sports (playing or watching, I prefer to sit and read or play video games) with the exception of skiing, but I really don't think of that as a sport seeing as I teach kids how to ski, where I won't say. (See reason above as to why not.) Also, just in case you didn't figure it out already, I have a "weird" sense of humor. Favorite Pairings (For now I'll only list them for Naruto): Naruto/Hinata Neji/Tenten Gaara/Matsuri Kakashi/Rin Kakashi/Anko Konohamaru/Hanabi I don't know if I will be writing any fanfics or not (and if I do I don't know how good they will be, as I have great start up ideas but then find it hard to continue them) but if I do just to let you know, I am dyslexic (I know, there aren't too many dyslexics out there who enjoy reading as much as I do) and as a result I usually have a tough time expressing my ideas on paper/the computer so I will apologize right now for being a slow updater. EDIT: 4-1-12 Okay time for Copy and Paste: OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To RIP We shall remember If you think Naruto and Hinata are meant to be together and think that it will happen, copy and paste in your profile. NARUHINA FTW!! DarkSamuraiX1999 If you are an addict to Naruto and favorite couple is NaruHina then copy & paste this to your profile By Aaron Leach and DarkSamuraiX1999 If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "there", "their", and "they're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the population has a MySpace. If you're one of the 2 percent that isn't an emo, copy and paste this in your profile 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you’re one of the 2 percent who hasn’t, copy and paste this in your profile. 92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. Duct Tape is like the Force. It has a Light side, a Dark side, and it holds the universe together If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list:Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, TheDevilsAngel93, c. b. o. l., Vert9411, pinkcherryblossoms225, CherryBlossoms016, Sam-AKA-SakuxSasuLover-, crimsonchidori, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, JediDragonRanger Naruto for Rokudaime Hokage! If you also want Naruto to succeed Tsunade as the next Hokage, copy and paste this to your profile page, and add your name to the list! Help Naruto achieve his dream!:KinKitsune01, adngo714, MarlinMan, Alicia Kawa Uchiha, SilentSinger948, Leaf Ranger, JediDragonRanger Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off its orbit" for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet, then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, Pinksakurablossom, Angelgirl18647, Winter Gallowsraven, Echizen Ryoma-san, Zaara the black, Dragoon321, Ranpuryu, Inazuma Kanji, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, JediDragonRider If you think that SasuHina is complete bullshit and that the people who came up with it or write it should get a lobotomy put this in your profile and add your name to the list. Artful Lounger, Naruto Namikaze the Legend, The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, JediDragonRider Check this out...I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. If you could read this, copy and paste it onto your profile. You know you live in 2007 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did! 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things 15 Things NOT To Say When Getting Pulled Over 1. What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway? 2. So thats what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means. 3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me. 4. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen? 5. Come on write the damn ticket, the bars close in 20 minutes! 6. You’ll never get those cuffs on me... You Homo! 7. On the way to the station let’s get a six pack, oh don’t forget the cig’s. 8. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men! 9. But officer, I’ve got 2 different drivers licenses from 2 different states! Pick one. 10. Back off, Barney, I’ve got a piece. 11. No, I don’t know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110mph. 12. No, offi, offic, lucifer... I’m not as think you are drunk I am. I swear to dog. 13. If I bend over, will I still get a ticket? 14. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin Donuts has a 3 for 1 special! 15. No, you assume the position. Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things(in which case I am NOT responsible for what happens to you) A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love. THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE! 1. Who are/is your favorite Naruto character(s)? My favorites would have to be Naruto, Jiraiya, and Gai for their comic relief. 2. What is/are your favorite pairing(s)? NaruHina, ShikaTem, InoCho, KakAnko, KakRin SakuLee, NejiTen, KonoHana. 3. Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan? NOT AT ALL, the only good use of yaoi was Konohamaru’s use of it against Sakura. 4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? Nope. 5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: just fanfics (which aren’t junk or merchandise. 6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? Nope. 7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NaruHina, who ever says KibaHina needs to have there head examined. 8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SasuSaku but only if done right. 9. Which team is your favorite? Team 7 or Team Gai? Team 7. 10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) This question has already been answered. 11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Again, already answered. 12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? Itachi. 13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? Both 14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? YES I have and I'm proud of it. 15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Yep. 16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? No, he’s hyperactive because he likes to be. 17. Sub or dub? Both work for me...NOT I can't stand the voice actors in the dub, so sub all the way! 18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pre Shippuden: Anti, Post Shippuden till Her lie and attempted betrayal: Pro, after her lie and attempted betrayal: ANTI 19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Funny, hate that he is really Mardara turned vengeful Obito 20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Duh, look at the answer for number 19. 21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? I'll just say youthfull and funny (especially in chapter 505 when he faces his “true” self). 22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Deidara already looks like Ino, and everyone though that Haku was a girl, and I thought for sure that Yukimaru was a gril as well. 23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? Both! 24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? IDK 25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Would I be here if I didn’t? (and yes that is a rhetorical question) 26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? Currently yes, with many more ideas in my head just struggling to get out but won't until I finish the one I'm currently working on. 27. Do you like lemons? No Comment 28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? No, they just think that it is “Yapane anime” 29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? Yes the one by MasakoX and Vegeta3986, while I do like LittleKuriboh's Yu-Gi-Oh abridged series I don't like his Naruto Abridged Series. 30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? nope 31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? Yes 32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I can't draw at all. 33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' Teachers in my school don't cuss (except one who then slaps his hand and says “Bad Teacher,” and one who’s give a darn is busted). And again, I can't draw at all. 34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yeah, I now read the manga updates and fan fiction when I done my work and have access to a computer, but it hasn't affected my grade thankfully. 35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? No I don’t have any merchandise, remember. 36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? Only to see what Kakashi is always laughing about, and to see why Naruto calls is boring. 37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? Already answered again. (How old are these questions?!) 38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. Darn it already! I can't draw, don't you get that?! Are you just determined to keep pointing that fact of me out?! 39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? Emo's arn't sexy... the scars on their wrists make it impossible for them, also I’m a guy and am not gay so don’t ask me that question. 40. Do you have a Naruto OC? Nope. 41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? Nope, just got rid of some free time. Lawyer: "Now sir, I'm sure you are an intelligent and honest man--" Witness: "Thank you. If I weren't under oath, I'd return the compliment." | |||||||
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