Two things Sanji was very certain of. One, this wasn't his apartment and he wasn't going to piss in a drain on the floor. Second, this wasn't even his penis. And for fucks sake, why was it green? An OpBigBang fanfic!
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,930 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 48 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Zoro, Sanji] Usopp, Robin - Complete