Fanfiction Wanderer
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Joined 10-12-03, id: 469419
Author has written 2 stories for Rurouni Kenshin.
Hmmmmm..let's see here...I love to write and read fanfiction-though mostly ones about our favorite red-headed warrior! ;)...I love to listen to music ALL the time! as you will find out while reading my current fanfic! ;) Most of the authoresses know me b/c I was the girl who asked the fanfic questions-and there were many, eh? LOL Anyway, after many, many, many! fanfics-(yours especially stephie ;) ) I was inspired to try out my own.
oooooOOOOooOOOo! I just want to say to LGS that she rocks and kicks ass as a 'UNIQUE' friend and authoress, to be always there for me and for all those newbies, who are like me,(heheeh)-speaking of-She is always there to help you guys out! She is so cool to talk to- you can talk to her about anything!

She is one of my GREAT friends and I value her friendship, advice, and ability in finding errors in my fic (hehehehehe) as a kick ass beta-reader _. But, like all of you, she is only human; she has feelings and views on certain things. I respect her as a person, I admire her for her strength of will, and I honor her for her friendship. She, as many of you do, conveys her feelings into her fic-some are comical, romantic, dark, happy, sad, angsty, suspensful-which i guess is her fav. b/c she has me at a standstill with her fic Law Crazybut anyway _ ...yes i am the reviewer who gives her those long ass reviews on who killed Akira...hehehe

Much love all ya'll _ ;) smiles

And to Orion...as well as Mr. Fluffikins...

..IF YOU WANT MY BODY AND YOU THINK I'M SEXY
COME ON BABY LET ME KNOW
(you have to sing it...it sounds better that way _)

AKA-Shoru..._

Shoru, get a life.
~Orion _

heheheheheheThis is for you Stephanie(LGS), Sierre, James, John, Taya, Sara, Orion, Elendair, Shi-chan, SJ, Miroku, Sango, Kagome, Inuyasha, Bagel, DomDom , Shippouif you understand it & Lexi-heheheheI BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
WHERE YOU FROM
YOU SEXY THING, SEXY THING YOUShoru:Oh yea..Orion baby!
I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
SINCE YOU CAME ALONG
YOU SEXY THINGShoru:sticks finger in mouth then places it on his ass and makes sizzling sound
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WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
BABY
HOW DID YOU KNOW
I NEEDED YOUShoru: dances...well tries to Come on Orion! Dance with me you sexy thing!
HOW DID YOU KNOW
I NEEDED YOU SO BADLY
HOW DID YOU KNOW
I'D GIVE MY HEART GLADLY

YESTURDAY
I WAS ONE OF THE LONELY PEOPLE
NOW YOU'RE LYING CLOSE TO ME
MAKING LOVE TO ME
Shoru:jumps on futon and pats it Right here _

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
WHERE YOU FROM
YOU SEXY THING
SEXY THING YOU

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
SINCE YOU CAME ALONG
YOU SEXY THING

WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
ANGEL
HOW DID YOU KNOW
I'D BE THE ONE
DID YOU KNOW
YOU'RE EVERYTHING I PRAYED FORShoruGets on knees makin' me beg now?
DID YOU KNOW
EVERY NIGHT AND DAY FOR
EVERYDAY
GETTING LOVE AND SATISFACTION
NOW YOU'RE LYING NEXT TO ME
GIVING IT TO ME
Shoru:turns around to show ass and shakes it
I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
WHERE YOU FROM
YOU SEXY THING
SEXY THING YOU

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
SINCE YOU CAME ALONG
YOU SEXY THING

KISS MEShoru: flicks out tongue
YOU SEXY THING
TOUCH ME BABYShoru:touches chest...hard to do...considering...certain things...
YOU SEXY THINGShoru:winks
I LOVE THE WAY YOU TOUCH ME DARLIN

IT'S ECSTASY
YESTURDAY
I WAS ONE OF THE LONELY PEOPLE
NOW YOU'RE LYING CLOSE TO ME
GIVING IT TO ME

Shoru:starts doing the macarena

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
WHERE YOU FROM
YOU SEXY THING
SEXY THING YOUShoru:slaps his ass and grins

I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
SINCE YOU CAME ALONG
YOU SEXY THING

TOUCH ME
KISS ME DARLIN
I LOVE THE WAY YOU HOLD ME BABY
IT'S ECSTASY
IT'S ECSTASY
KISS ME BABY
LOVE THE WAY YOU KISS ME DARLIN
LOVE THE WAY YOU HOLD ME
KEEP ANOTHER THING COMING
KEEP ON LOVIN ME BABY hehehehe FROM: Fanfiction Wanderer, Shoruoh yea, Fannie-donoblushes, Kenshin, Kaoru, Batty, Saitougrumbles-I still have to kill you..., Urakogrins, & Sanowinks

Actual song done by HOt ChOcOlAtESoNg: You Sexy thing

Shoru was severly hurt after the daring stunt he did...

HAVE FUN MY KIDDIES!
Saitou:..that sounded so incredibly wrong...

Shut-up! the song is coming on again!

Kenshin:Oro..she has it on repeat...

Shoru! Goes and beats him Bad! Punch Hentai! Kick Thoughts! Throws him into a wall I'LL KILL YOU!
~Orion

Shoru:@_@ it's ok peoples! These are just love taps!signs of deep affection from my fuzzy bunny; Orioneyes sparkle

Eye twitches How many times have I told you to NEVER CALL ME THAT? First, I am NOT yours. I will never BE yours. Even in your dreams, I AM NOT YOURS! Second, bunny? What the hell about me is even remotely bunny-ish? Wolf... bunny... There's a BIG FRICKEN DIFFERENCE! Go on Google. Look up bunny. Then wolf. See the difference. Grumbles and stalks off Bunny? Why bunny? Do I look like a fricken bunny?
~Orion

Akuma: Bye bunny!

Kokoro: Be a good bunny!

AAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Not you guys too! The whole fricken world is against me! This is all your fault Akukage! Stalks off to be taunted by Akuma and Kokoro
~Orion

Shoru:I say that you are a fuzzy bunny because couples are suppose to have little cutesie pet names for their loved onespurs And I know that you are a wolf b/c you're so fricken dominanti love it! Heywhat about that time that you came after me in the past! hhm? I know those screams of pleasure wasn't your stomach yelling for food! Don't deny it_ massages Orion's shoulders _

@_@ That was... ummm... uhhh... THEY MADE ME DO IT! Points at Sarah and Fannie-dono before blushing and running like all Hell
~Orion Watches the show between everyone's favorite loser and assassin (Even though either title could account for either one... So who is who? I don't actually know...) Awwwwwwwwwwww, aren't those two cute together? Can you say 'sexual tension'? Geez guys, go get a closet. Screams and ducks objects being thrown by Orion before running away Don't hurt me! Sarah

Now now, Orion...you know you guys can't get enough of each other _eyes widen as huge projectile heads her wayHOLY SHIT!ducks I love you Orion! Don't hurt me!
Fannie-dono

Limps out as Orion runs away Hey Shoru! Work out your sexual frustration yet? Orion would beat the crap out of me for saying that, but she's not here. Sees Shoru's face And she's right behind me... isn't she. AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Koinu-chan! Don't hurt me! Runs away, chased by a very pissed off assassin wolf thing Sarah

Shoru:Orion! Come back to me!runs after Koinu and looks for her

...she's hiding behind a an invisible wall...

Shoru:..really? Is that why she is crouched over in a corner?

...yes..nods...

Of course...-coughcoughMORONcoughcough-Sarah

Shoru:..well I though-

I don't want to know what goes on in your mind you hentai!

Sarah: Do you fantasize about HIS fantasies too?

...looks away...I can't help it! the sexual tension between them is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo intense that it invades my mind when i sleep, damnit!

Orion: O.o YOU DREAM ABOUT US?

cries It hurts

Shoru:We're powerful, koinu _

Orion: ...What do you dream...NO! Don't wanna know!

shudders and eyes twitch how do you think I feel? I have to SEE it!

Shoru:Oh what and we do it with our eyes closed? It's not a bad view if I may say so myself...

Orion: ...Shoru...Can we talk. Over there Points to corner

Shoru:Only if it involve some ...'special activity' _

Orion: Is killing you 'special' enough?

Shoru:It's not like you don't like it when I scratch you-

DON"T WANT TO KNOW!

Shoru:..ears..and tail...WHy? What were YOU thinking?

..blushes and mummbles obscenities

Orion: Grins You hentai... Smacks Fannie-dono

@_@ cries OWW! Now I know why Shoru screams all the time...

Shoru:I don't scream...all the time...

Orion: Boo.

Shoru:high pitched wailEEEPP! Holy Shit! gasps for breath and acts like he is about to dieOMG OMG OMG OMG

Orion: Point made.

LMAO that's hilarious...but I'm still scarred for life...

Sarah: THAT'S MY LINE DAMMIT!

I thought Trauma Induced Amnesia was your line...

Sarah: They both are. Sniffles and cries

I'M SORRY! I LOVE YOU!

Shoru:...should I burst out laughing or cock my head to the side and ask why?

Orion: ...Laugh. Laughs

Shoru:So straight-forward, FuzPup _

Orion: How many times have I told you to not call me that outside the bedroom?

Shoru:grins and rubs her neckAbout ...1,234,000,000,053.22 times _ I'm going for at least one more time though _

Orion: Shoru, don't call me that. Happy?

Shoru:pouts cutely with puppy faceOne more time?

Y'know...that sounds like somethin' else...

Sarah: Where's YOUR mind?... Obviously not on poetry... like it's supposed to be...

It's in the gutter with yours...i think it's doing something...i'm not sure..all I see is a big red X...so I think whatever is going on in there is censored...

Sarah: But...but my mind isn't in the gutter. Nose grows

OMG! cries tears are falling damnit...

Sarah: That was actually kinda poetic. See, we ARE doing the assignment!

...stop trying so hard...you're giving yourself a headache...and me too not really..i just wanted to say that...b/c i am on crack apparently...in the library...with Prof. Plum...and a wrench...

Sarah: That sounds kinky...

Omg..it DOES!

Shoru:...have you been looking through my lil' black book of Fantasies?

Orion: You fantasize about some teacher... and a wrench? Cries IT BURNS!

Shoru:0_0...NO! The fact that she thought of a library...I'm...not like Sano or anything...

...Sano isn't gay...

Shoru:..oh..he seems like it...I mean...you know...tight white outfit...red headband...

...yea...

Orion: And Tightie Whities are any better? Stares at Shoru

Shoru:...looks at Orion with arched eyebrow I thought you KNEW I didn't wear any underwear...

Sarah: Cries at the mental image FaNnie-dono, you can use my line... TRAMUA INDUCED AMNESIA! Bangs head against wall

Cries and buries head in man made hole in library next to comp and screamsNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Libarian: Quiet! This is a LIBRARY! Screams SHUT UP! NO SCREAMING!1

Shoru:YOu know...that's an oxymoron...

Orion: Grumbles YOU are an oxymoron.

Why don't you...i dunno just...LEAVE MY MIND ALONE! Go get a bathtub damnit!

Sarah: No, please don't. One of us will end up having to supply the bathtub. I doubt Orion could fit one in her apartment.

Orion: Growls Don't even bring up my apartment! Cries I can barely fit in it, what makes you think I have a bathtub?...YOU have a bathtub...right?

Sarah: NOOOOOOOOO!

Shoru:...we've used that one before...but personally, I like the 5 star ones at the Ritz

Sarah: You screwed at the Ritz? NICE! Score!

Shoru_ oh yea! You know it! But they don't appreciate it when you crack the walls or break something that costs a lot in there...

Sarah: I can imagine.

...ooookkkkk...bondage time?

Sarah: Grins Just the good kind.

Orion: ...WHAT?

aren't they both good...in their own way?

Sarah: Yeah, but only one is school appropriate.

If you think about it...they're both school appropriate...

Sarah: True. But only one leaves you with the motor skills needed to type.

But...ok i can see that..._...thinks about all the other types of bondage between her and ShoruBLIINDED!

Sarah: TRAMUA INDUCED AMNESIA! ...And that 'her' better have been Orion... Glares

cries and huddles in cornerAHHHHH! Don't make me think about it...@_@ it was you!

Sarah: AHHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Never! I'm- no! BAD! AHHHHH! Sobs

Orion: Twitch It...hurts... Falls over and spazzes

Shoru:My love!goes and cuddles It didn't happen! Stop seeing it! my mind is ...I don't have one at the moment!cries

Orion: Well I coulda told you that...

Shoru:grinsYay! You're back to normal!kisses n snugglesWoot_

Sarah: Get a room dammit! No one wants to see that!

Shoru:We're in a roomand why wouldn't you?

Sarah: This is a LIBRARY! A high-school library! NO SEX! BAD DOG!

Orion: Woof. Bitch.

Shoru_so what if it is a library...we'll be quiet..._

Orion: Holds something up They're mint flavored!

Sarah: ...OMG! Cries and bangs head against wall

omg...wow...eye twitches it...hurts...cries

Shoru:I thought you liked the bubble gum ones...

Orion: Well, these were the only ones Sarah and Fannie-dono had in their backpacks...

Sarah: THOSE AREN'T MINE! I SWEAR! Points at Fannie-dono HERS!

0_0...wha-what? I-blushes immensly Ok fine I stole them! They aren't mineI didn't even know what they were until well...i looked at the back of the box...but i ...

Shoru:Shut upyou're making it worse than it is...

Sarah: Soooooooo, who's ARE they?

Wouldn't you love to know..._grins you know who i am talking about

Sarah: No I don't...YES I do... NO! I HATE YOU!

Shoru:Make up your mind!

...grins love you too Sarahand yesback pocketzipped up behind a zipperno shit-but anyways just waiting for ...welll you know _

Sarah: You mugged someone's ass for mint flavored condems?

0_0 What? Hell no! well...mugged is a strong word for ...forcefully taking possession of...thingsand i'm supposed to be hiding ...so if 'that guy' comes around...hide me and say you haven't seen me..

Shoru:...you have problems...

Sarah: Oh, go have sex.

was that to me? or to Shoru?

Sarah: To Shoru. And Orion. Who else would be having sex in the library at school?

...many people...and many people looks at sarah fantasize about it too...

Shoru:WOOT! We have permission to engage in sexual activities while people are trying to do research!

Orion: Like we wouldn't have anyway...

Sarah: ...Twitch I do NOT fantasize about sex in the library!

you thought i was talking about you?...heehehehehee

Sarah: You were staring at me...Blushes I have to go! Runs away

awwwwww...you're blushing...how cute...

Shoru:I know another thing that's cutegrins and looks at Orion

Sarah: From behind a bookshelf Do I even wanna know? AND I AM NOT BLUSHING! Blushes SHUT UP!

laughs dude, you already have it planned out in your head..._ so you already know the low down..._ with a few slight altercations...

Shoru_ Orion knows the placeshe purs all time _

Orion: I don't purr... It's more of a 'gentle growl'...

Shoru:That's called purring love fuz _rubs the back of her neck

Orion: Purrs I...hate...you...Falls half asleep

hahahahasarah does the same thing _it's fun b/c then I can say shit and she can't do anything about it _

Sarah: Eyes widen What have you said? Fannie-dono...WHAT HAVE YOU SAID?

shoru:grins and applies more pressure to her neckmmm love you more

...nothing _ ...that I haven't said before..._ I LOVE YOU!

Sarah: But...but...I can't deny anything when I'm like that!

ooooo really?...maybe I should ask that 'guy' to do that ...to you..._

Sarah: But...no...you're evil...Cries

awwwwwwwgoes and finds sarah behind bookshelfand rubs her neck feelin' better? looks at other people looking at themIT"s NOT WhAT IT LOOKS LIKE DAMNIT! GO bACK TO YOUR pATHETIC LIVES AND LOOK IN FRICKEN BOOKS!

Sarah: It's not what it looks like? I thought our love was real! JUST KIDDING EVERYONE! WE ARE NOT IN LOVE!

Students in library: SHUT UP! NO ONE CARES! THIS IS A FUCKIN' LIBRARY!

Orion: ...SEE! It's ok! It's a "Fuckin'" Library!

Shoru:Well now it is _rips Orion's clothes off and they have crazy sex

...wow...looks back to sarah Really?

Sarah: Stares at computer screen and frantically researches poetry Didn't wanna see that didn't wanna see that DIDN'T WANNA SEE THAT!

...you've seen it before! ...that was quite fun i must say...wow...
And ummmmm...My bio is now Rated Rfor sexual contentsexual innuendoes...so i hope that ff.net doesn't take it offb/c it's funny and cool and the bestest and just ...i dunno i ran out of words..._

Shoru:WWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWO AMAZING!screams and then sleeps b/c he is tired after all the crazy sex

Sarah: What was amazing? The sex or the fact that Fannie-dono ran out of words?

Shoru:mummbles in sleepmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmOrion...and ...Orion...

Sarah: Awwwwwwwwwwwww, he's saying your name in his sleep... How cute. Don't hurt me.

Orion: I'll kill you! Chases Sarah out of the library with a sword...naked...

Random student: Whoa. What class is THAT?

Other student: That chick is hot. I wanna take that class next year.

Sarah: Dude, Koinu... You just hit on by some freshmen.

Orion: @_@... Pants.

Sarah: Here. Tosses Orion pants Put them on woman! No one wants to see that!

Shoru: I do.

Kit: Mreow?

~~~~~~~
Sarah: WE'RE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

Orion: Sweet jesus no!

Sarah: Yesh we are.

It was boring before b/c there was no sexual tension anywhere...

Shoru:And ...yea...things ...happened...looks around nervouslyspots a few fur balls peeking around the cornergasps and pushes them back in the closet Soooooo...

Sarah: TMI Dude, TMI...

Orion: Sees what Shoru is doing and frantically tries to distract everybody OMG LOOK AT MY BOOBS!

Sarah: Well, it got people's attention... In a bad way... Wow. Again, wow.

cries I didn't need to see that...I mean...ya know...i ...appreciate the thought...but...yea...waaayyyyy too much...info...SHORU GET YOUR WOMAN UNDER CONTROL!

Sarah: FANNIE DON'T GIVE HIM PERMISSION FOR THAT! REMEMBER THE TREE! And yes, that is what it sounds. It involves restraining Orion, and then... stuuuuuuuff.

Orion: Blushes Did not...

Shoru:Walks back smiling to the group What's this about Orion being dominated by me?

...ya know...when you put it that way...it's even worse...I mean people were watching!

Sarah: ...Bliiiiiiink Oooook, let's never say that again, shall we?

Orion: Grins Yeah, that was fun I MEAN! Uhhhhhhhhhhh... No?

Shoru:That's what you said during it...do you like saying no? or something?...

Sarah: In a fake Orion voice No! NO! NO well, ok... ((Rachael, if you read this, I love you, don't kill me...))

Orion: SHUT UP!

grossgrossgrossgrossgrossgross...twitches that's what I say when I have tooo much info on what you guys do...why the hell do you fornicate in the back yard?

Orion: Because the bed is always taken. By Urako and Elendair. Then you sleep in it. Evil grin as she says sarcastically Oh, I'm sorry. Was that oversharing?

hides in corner shaking and rocking back an' forthyes...cries an' sniffles

Shoru:...ya know...that's really unsanitary...you need to get checked...for viruses an'...other nasty shit

Sarah: Dude... could she get pregnant through second-hand sex? Cuz second-hand smoke kills. What about sex? I mean... y'know... are there PSA's about "Second-hand sex impregnates"? realizes everyone is staring Just cuz, y'know... wondering and all. Not that I care. Yeah. This is one of those times where I should just BIRDIE! Points and then runs away

Orion: Stares for a few minutes before saying Dude... does second-hand sex impregnate? That's gonna bug me for awhile now...

DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE HORNY BASTARDS! I Don't Wanna Have SEcond hand sex! or third hand or whatever the fuck!runs after sarah

Orion: Well, now that we're alone...

Due to the graphic content of the next few pages, we've replaced them with this

Orion: All sweaty and covered by a sheet Wow... That was... Great sex... Sarah: YAY! We got more room!

Orion: Still really dazed More room for...?

Shoru:winks and nudges at Orion...you know _~

Orion: Noooooo, I don't...

Sarah: I'll give you a hint. It doesn't include a toaster.

Orion: Processing the info and trying to figure it out ... Oh ... OH! OK THEN!

Sarah: coughcoughDUMBASScoughcoughcough

Shoru:absently covers family jewels and groans out of imaginative pain at thought of a toaster and sex ahh...Dude...toaster...balls...toasted balls! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! cries

covers eyes that's really ...nasty...cries i'm sorry for you and your future children...

Sarah: But... their kids are gonna really freaken cute. I mean... fuzzy ears! Awwwww... Goes into fuzzy induced trance

Orion: @_@ KIDS? Wha-?

Sarah: Lost in the world of cute Orion offspring FUZZY! Soooooo cute... need bloodshed! Mauls Shoru

Shoru:screams like a womanGhaaaaaaaaaa! Get off of me! Think of the children!

Orion: Yeah, hi... I'm still lost on that whole "my future kids" thing... I mean, yo. Not pregnant. Not even... no. Just... no. Wait... Kids? When? Why? Huh? How? MY BRAIN HURTS! Whimpers and cries

Don't worry...it'll happen in the OVA...later...on in life...in the OVA...yea...don't hurt me!

Sarah: Speaking of in the OVA... maybe we should, I dunno, like actually start getting voices and crap. And maybe animate a few things. LIKE THE FREAKEN SHOW MAYBE!

Orion: Wait, are you trying to tell me that my life is non-existent?

Sarah: Dammit! Never try and live with an anime charcater. It ends in badness.

is that even a word?...tries to think but brain explodes GHAAA

Sarah: Shut up, that's why!... And I just realized something that we really need to do. Readers, these are our anime characters, Orion and Shoru. I'm Orion, Fannie's Shoru. And they are anime characters. We are not actually having sex in the school library, k? Just clarifying, in case anyone was all, "DUDE! WHAT SCHOOL IS THAT? I WANNA GO THERE!" Yeah, I mean, our school has very strict and well inforced rules about sex on campus. The library is a no-no... Anywhere else is fair game though. _~ J/K... And I'm babbling. K then. Orion, you're supposed to stop me when I do that.

Orion: Wha-? Oh! SLAP Better?

Sarah: Much... Passes out

looks down at sarah...ummmmmmm...yeaso...i draw the characters...and we act out some of the stuff...but not the SEX!

Sarah: And I write the script, since Fannie is a dumbass who can't spell... Simple words like "of" and "explode" and "the"... Looks at Fannie You're so stupid, you're stupid, bee-otch!

sticks out tongue it's not my fault that the keyboard is way over there!...shut up...

Sarah: Well then, is your spelling any better the rest of the time? Hmmmm?

sniffles..j-just ...i dunno...leave me alone! ha..no..i dunno anymore b/c i'm stupiid! BLAH

Orion: Ewwww... Sarcastic That was lovely... In the way that's NOT!

Shoru:...You wanna have sex?

Orion: Sure, why the hell not! After all, we're consenting adults... kinda... maybe... sorta... not... Well, I mean, WE are. But they Points at Sarah and Fannie aren't. And since we are technically them... OK! Rips clothing off of both of them

Shoru:I agree...same thing you said!tackles and has mad crazy sweaty sex

Sarah: @_@... My room had been violated... I need to shower...

By yourself, i hope...b/c i'm not helping you like the last time...looks around HOLY SHIT you guys didn't just see that!

Sarah: Yes. Alone... Unless Jose wants to help. Wink wink nudge nudge know what I mean? ((BTW, Jose is also not real... Gives you all a clue to my life. Animated roomie... animated sex toy... animated guy to beat the crap out of... And yeah))

gets kleenex and sniffles That's a soap opera...get me some popcorn...

Sarah: Continues in a melodramatic voice Well, I have a few real friends... There's you. And Ace... And... And... And... Well, I have a cat. And... Sobs I'M ALL ALONE!... OH WAIT! There's also that guy who I know and who kinda is my best friend and who lives down the freaken street who I forgot to mention and yeah... Just kidding! If you just happen to read this, I really do love you Bry! Cya on Friday! Hug tackle glomp snuggle

you have a whole hot guy harem at school..._~...which you still have to owe a pole dance to...

Sarah: Oh yeah, I DO have a harem... and I do owe them a pole dance... Meh, maybe later. Like, never. Does never sound good to you?

uhhhh...sure..that sounds like a good time for me...b/c i'm never going to bear wittness to it! cries

Sarah: Awww, you seem sad. Here, have some chocolate.

Do I get my magical abilities restored after I consume this ...artificially flavored/sweetened brown thing of chocolate bar origin?

Sarah: No. But you can't sound like any more of a dumbass then you just did so... yay for you.

Shoru:screams for no apparent reason (Note from Sarah: Due to the appaling misspelling on the word screams, Fannie is banned from the keyboard)

Sarah: WOULD YOU TWO HAVE QUIETER SEX! I'M TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF FANNIE HERE!

Orion: Really loud and sarcastic Oh Lawrence!

Shoru:uhhhhhhhhhhmmmm, my name's not Lawrence... or is it a new pet name for me?

Orion: I mean, OH SHORU! To self CRAP!

Sarah: Wow. Just wow. Use the Force, Luke, and join me... Woooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww...

i have no idea...

Sarah: And I stole the keyboard! Teehee!

what do you mean stole? it's your keyboard woman!

Sarah: ... Shut up. Ok? Just shut up.

i love you...

Sarah: Dude, this thing is so much fun to read.

sniffles and cries but but but but! No body reads it!

Sarah: Yes. They do... Glares Because of your stupid bio, Bryan was reminded of the pole dance I owe him... so yeah. I blame you.

...And yes bryan is REAL. As in...alive...like a REAL BOY ...sorry got that off of Shrek 2...

Sarah: Yes, well... it's a lap dance, anyway. Not a pole dance. So yeah.

Well...EXCUSE me...it's not my fault you lost a bet...to BRYAN...and Bagel((and yes ...Bagel is a person...not a a food...well..technically you could eat him...grimaces that's gross...b/c...yea...twitches

Sarah: You know what I want to say here. So I won't. But if you readers really want to know, email me at flaireth@aol.com with the subject of: Hey there Sexy, wanna have sex? Then leave the message blank and I'll respond with the story. K then?

Orion: But that isn't your email... It's Bag-

Sarah: SHUT UP!... You wanna go to the mall?

ok leaves Elendair: Urako! Love! pounces and hugs her around the waist tickling his fingers along her sides Oooo I get to be on your bio! grins

Urako:giggles and blushes Yes you doand I'm happy b/c Sano isn't here to piss me off...grumbles

Kenshin:Ororororororororo @_@ Ms. Urako!

Kaoru:...that's kinky...

Urako:..out of the frying pan and into the fire...damn it...

Elendair:grins and leans forward to kiss her cheek softly awww shush you two, go find a closet you know you want to grins and flicks his tail over Urako's shoulders in a loving caress I've missed you, an' dun wanna see you get hurt, you do tooo much dangerous stuffs... even though I know you can handle it.

Urako:grins I know..I'm a dangerous woman...I took on you _ But, it's my duty, so I gotta do this.

Kenshin:That it isis smacked by Batty

Batty:SHUT THE HELL UP@! Damn it!

Kenshin:@_@ ORO!

Kaoru:DON'T HIT HIM YOU SHIT HEAD!

Batty:What you gonna do about it?

Kaoru:smacks Batty over the head with her bokken That you ass wipe!

Kenshin:@_@...oorororoo..Kaoru...

Urako:sigh...yup...this is what I go through everyday...It's a wonder I don't kill them all...

Elendair:grins mischieviously Well at least you have me to come to at the end of the day Love. his hands hold hers, squeezing softly, caringly. Maybe we should leave those three to there own games and play one of our own? kisses her cheek teasingly You know you want to...

Urako:blushes and nods her headmm yup _ I do come to you at the end of the daybut I am not weakend by the stress of it...like some people...giggles and blushes

Batty:...holy shit you two...

Urako:I didn't even know you were listening...

Kenshin:@_@ ORO! Ms. Urako!...that is innappropriate...looks nervously at Batty..that it is...

Batty:DAMN IT!smacks Kenshin

Kenshin:OROR! My poor head!

Sano:Y'know..that sounds REALLY bad...

Kaoru:YOU BAKA HENTAI!

Urako:..let's just add more to the crazy fest of lunatics...chuckles

Elendair:grins and flicks his tail about Urako defensivly Hey, that was a first time, you want to see how I deal with stress NOW? grins even more and shakes his shoulders a little, his hands rubbing small tender circles I think we need to Releave some of our stresss...

Urako:..mmm going to a massage therapist is a good idea kitty ..good job winks and giggles

Kenshin:..I'm not saying it that I am not..

Batty:One more time you ...you..

Sano:..Kitty got your tongue?

Batty:DUDE! NO! washes out mouth with mouthwash AHH!

Urako:blushes..mm yea...

Kaoru:..NOT WHAT I WANTED TO HEAR...

Sano:Course you did..

Kaoru:...I'm gonna smack you where you wish you were bigger buddy...

Sano:0_0...shutting up..

Elendair:hides his laughter behind a hand, his eyes sparkling with mirth. Nope, I dun do guys. I do Femmes, pretty femmes like Urako here. caresses her cheek seductivly Now, how bout we all just get into our own sepperate love piles an' have fun? hugs Urako against him I call you...

Batty:...I...i dunno..I'm just traumatized now...eye twitches

Kenshin:..that wasn't hard to do..that itBatty smacks him ORO!

Batty:..growls damnit!

Sano:Y'know..that is considered a physical sexual thing ...relationship wise...

Kenshin:0_0...are you saying...Batty..and...ORO!

Kaoru:cries SANO! I'll never be the same!kicks him in the nuts

Sano:0_0 ..ow...winces painfully and falls over clutching his family jewels

Urako:blushes wow..I don't know whethere to be turned on by this or to laugh my ass off...

Elendair:grins and kisses Urakos cheek How bout we do both in the Fluffy room?

Shidobu:watches silently from far away, in the shadows. He is hunched over, his hands clutching at the floor, his legs bowed like he is about to spring. He radiates tensness, action, and death. His eyes are sunken in his face now, deep dark circles under his eyes. His dark hair is long lankey and greesy, falling over his face like a dark shroud, as though he is a spector come back to finish his business

Urako: blushes and grins Shall we now?..mmm I dunno...giggles A good reason why would be great _

Elendair: There's an excelent massage theripist up there

Urako:giggles and blushesmmm really?..anything else?

Elendair:grins and nods of course, I thought you would never ask. There's a great spa, with full body massage, special scented bath salts, and oils. Scented candles for that nice relaxing scent to keep you relaxed an' feelin' good. hey they've got a manicure an' petticure up there. Think they do claws? quickly stashes the brocure behind his back innocently

Urako:laughs and nods They probably do, kitty. _ ButI thought you didn't like water. What will you do while i'm in the bath?

Elendair: I"m gonna be your "attendent"

Urako:blushes

Kenshin:..did NOT just hear that..Did NOT just hear that Did NOT just hear that...

Batty:..guess what?

Kenshin:oro..what?

Batty:You did...

Kenshin:ORO...@_@...my life is filled with sexual innuendoes and tension...

Batty:smirks You..wish girly boy

Kaoru:..you do realize that you insulted yourself as well?

Batty:..shut up...

~~~~~ And now...A Special Moment for a Dear Friend of Mine...to Orion Kohaishu...~~~~

Nine Inch Nails presents...

~~~CLOSER~~~~

you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
help me I broke apart my insides, help me I've got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell
help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god

through every forest, above the trees
within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
you are the reason I stay alive

~~~~~APPLAUSEAPPLAUSE~~~

.Ah...that was beautiful...winks at Orion hehehe you know what i mean...

Orion: GO TO HELL! Eye twitches I hate you! I... it... SHUT UP!

Aw...you know I loves you_~

I am currently putting TTS on hold for a short while, just until I get through finals and such_ Much love to ya'll:huggs:

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Captive Hearts by Videl621 reviews
11.9.08 Ch12 is up *gasp*.. Mirror universe. 2 young girls, both named Kaoru, one lives on Earth, one lives on Areth. One engaged to Kenshin, one slave to Battousai. What happens when they meet through a portal that only opens every 10 yrs & switch lives
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,860 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/31/2003 - Kaoru, Battousai
Silence by Dove of Night reviews
THE SEQUEL TO DARK! Kaoru and Kenshin find themselves involved in new problems with new enemies...and then Kenshin realizes that HE is the real danger to Kaoru... Complete
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,110 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
Dark by Dove of Night reviews
Kidnapped from her father's mansion in the dead of night, Kaoru finds herself trapped in a world of deceit and lies. To make matters worse, she falls for her kidnapper... Battousai & Kaoru, Complete!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 67,684 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Broken Pieces by Linay reviews
COMPLETE! AU dark fic - Kenshin is Battousai, a feared assasin in modern times. His target is Kamiya Kaoru, a girl with mysterious abilities. Is a relationship between captive & captor possible? [ind. chps PG13 & R: violence, swearing, adult situations]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 145,498 - Reviews: 4466 - Favs: 3,005 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 4/19/2007 - Published: 4/22/2002 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Love and Lightening by Anime-Goddess2 reviews
An update long over due! There is a storm rolling in, and Kenshin reflects on his feelings for Kaoru. What happens when being caught in the rain, leads to heated confessions? KK Warning: lemon content
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,599 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 6/4/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Be Still My Heart by chibi-angel3 reviews
[KK] In a time when people were divided into social classes, dictated by strict religion and bounded by the code of the samurai, two amazing lovers break all the rules known to society for the sake of their forbidden love. Chap13 &1 4 UP! slight LIME
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,291 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/22/2006 - Published: 7/15/2002 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Memory, Sorrow and Sword by LadyShiin reviews
Discontinued: BK At the threat of war Kaoru was given as a bride to appease the king. In doing so it set to motion an ancient prophecy and a destiny neither Kenshin nor Kaoru can avoid
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 57,746 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 4/7/2006 - Published: 7/8/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin
Cleaning Up After by bonessasan reviews
Kaoru's life was boring until a mysterious redheaded man comes into the dry cleaner's where she works. A mystery is uncovered, but what do the clues mean? Ignore the dumb title, give the story a chance!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/21/2005 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Curse Of The Night by LittoGrrlStephie reviews
Destruction, Darkness, and Death are left in his wake, for he is Battousai, the Prince of the Night, known for his cruelty, power, and immortality. What happens when possessiveness, protectiveness, lust, and love comes into the scene?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 71,328 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Battousai, Kaoru
TASTING AN ETERNITY by Female Hitokiri Battousai reviews
UP9:There are 3 types of bloods, feeding off them are demonshead to the clan is lord battousai whose ready to mate. What if one year a new blood was form, the most delicious blood u desired? Battousai wants itand so does his clan. BxKyum yum demons
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,309 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/20/2005 - Published: 11/14/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin
Checkmate: Royal Acquisition by Fireminx reviews
Princess Tokio thought she'd see the world before giving her life up for King, God and Country. King Saitou, her father's adversary, sees her as the perfect political tool for revenge, and he'll even seduce her to get it. (Warning, this is a bit dark)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,736 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/8/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Saitou
Oro? by Alexiel Reborn reviews
The saga of Kenshin and Kaoru, an eternal romance. Chp 28: A new story unfolds as Kenshin tries his hardest to return to the wife and children he loves.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 30,589 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/18/2004 - Published: 11/30/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Law Crazy by LittoGrrlStephie reviews
XUndergoing Major EditingX A graduate from Harvard and the richest man in Japan are working together. What happens when the lawyer's stuck doing crazy things she never thought of doing?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,097 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 6/19/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
The Black Sakura Book I: The Birth of Warriors by Cherry Chibi reviews
The coming of The Black Sakura has arrived, a being who will either heal or destroy the world for its sins. Soon, all will know what it means to mistreat the Black Sakura. KaoruBattousai
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,403 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2004 - Published: 9/11/2003
Dark Gold by Sanctuary-Enigma reviews
Kaoru is young talented woman who is trying to support both Yahiko and herself. Kenshin is a man who lusts for both darkness and blood. When he meets Kaoru, will she be his salvation, or his down fall?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,316 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/27/2004 - Published: 9/1/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin
The Prophecy by Sanctuary-Enigma reviews
In a time when magic existed. The impossible became the possible. A war existed between the mythical creatures and humans. Can Kenshin and Kaoru stop the ancient war?
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,434 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/15/2004 - Published: 6/27/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru
A Pirate's Love by LaTiNa-CiNnA reviews
Kenshin is a heartless sexy pirate. Kaoru is a a beautiful swordsmaster who's kidnapped by one of Kenshin's crew members. What happens between the stubborn two? Only time will tell on the seven seas. OOCness, R&R
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 322 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2004 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Perfect by Shojin Takaru reviews
Enter Inoue, a young boy with a mixed heritage without a real place in the world. However, when he meets Inuyasha...long buried secrets arise along with conflicts in both time periods... Please R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004
Nineteen by GhostfaceScylla reviews
ON HOLD Ch. 7! Come in 'n see! Nineteen poppies always smell of death. Kenshin and Kaoru..........complete summary inside. R&R please guys! AACK! I had to combine 2 chapters bc of the new regulations... arghh. sullen face
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,280 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/25/2004 - Published: 11/19/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru - Complete
In These Final Hours by Zeh Wulf reviews
(AU)(rated R for chapter 12) Kaoru's tomboy lifestyle is ruined when she's forced to become the personal escort to the prince. Her duty is to protect him from a prophecized disaster... and duty failed can have a heavy price. (Complete)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 106,902 - Reviews: 1150 - Favs: 1,325 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
White Rose Stained by Tears of Blood by bingbing03 reviews
I don't want this nightmare. I don't want to be trapped between you and him." In a world where vampires exist, a human girl by the name of Kamiya Kaoru finds herself trapped in the middle of a long-standing feud between two ancient vampire clans. AU
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,479 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2003 - Published: 11/27/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Between the Devil and the Deep by Gemini1 reviews
[COMPLETED!] AU-Kenshin is a captain in the Imperial Navy, Kaoru is the leader of a group of pirates. Fate has thrown them together, but can they ever be more than enemies?[EDITED 042404]
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,922 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 5/26/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
Shadows by Violet Goddess reviews
A one-shot, that takes a sensual, dark look at the relationship between Kaoru and Battousai. Rated for sensual overtones and violence. RR.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Kaoru, Kenshin - Complete
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The Thieving Seer reviews
A prophecy has been foretold from the past, 1,000 years ago. A woman torn from her home discovers that it failed, but doesn't know the reason why. Now, she has a chance to save us - but at what risk? Deception wears many masks. kk-usual pairings
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 86,418 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Kenshin, Kaoru
Crystal Blood reviews
Kenshin's thoughts on his past before he meets Kaoru and the gang
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/6/2004 - Kenshin