anonymous1stClass
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Joined 03-21-13, id: 4611485, Profile Updated: 11-14-14
Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy VII, and Fullmetal Alchemist.

Name: anonymous1stClass (because there’s nothing cooler than anonymity!)

Age: classified (But getting dangerously close to college. However, seeing as I am currently in denial, this could have the interesting side effect of improved fanfic production rates.) Anyway...

Hi! Welcome to anonymous1stClass’ profile!

Please bear in mind that anything I say here is subject to sudden and/or drastic change at any moment, because I am currently in a totally awesome phase of new fandom discovery. ...Which is probably why I haven’t been doing much writing lately (it’s all too new...) Instead my brain’s busy churning out holey plot bunnies as fast as it can, and I have to run them all down and catch them again before they do any damage or get noticed. A few have displayed tendencies to try to take over worlds/galaxies, etc., so I have my hands full most of the time. But sometimes I find a decent, law-abiding plot bunny that just needs a little love...I only hope I can write them all someday!

So...maybe a bit about me:

The aforementioned new fandoms are Doctor Who and Fullmetal Alchemist. Both are awesome, and both are rather intimidating when it comes to writing fanfics (at least in my current position, when I feel like I don’t know enough canon yet), so I think I’ll be sticking to FFVII for a while yet. But you never know...

(9/7/14 update – nope, strike that. I’ve finished FMA&B and am now blazing glorious trails of adventure and discov– I mean, I’m writing several fanfics. (How mundane when you put it that way...))

Unfortunately, I’m somewhat notorious about taking forEVER to post stories, but patience will always be rewarded...unless I’m just procrastinating, which is always possible.

My favorite fanfic author is Genesis R (Ironically, she also happens to be my sister. Funny how that worked out...) But that’s just me being a suck-up. :D

Also, if I ever happen to favorite you/your story but don’t follow, it’s not because I don’t like your story. It’s because Genny R has already followed you, and duplicate emails are annoying. (And I really don't do a lot of fav/following, and even less reviewing, but I'm getting better! Occasional high-speed internet helps.)

And now an important announcement:

By order of The Official Time Lord Registry,

Let it be known that on the date of April the Eighteenth, Two-thousand and Fourteen,

anonymous1stClass gazed upon the Untempered Schism and saw time in all its infinite possibilities and was inspired to run away (and went slightly mad in the process).

Her chosen name is the Alchemist, mostly because of a propensity for bad crossovers and an insatiable desire to blow things up.

So it was chosen and so it shall be,

The order is stamped with the Seal of the Time Lords.

http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/The_Official_Time_Lord_Registry/88918/

(P.S. I know I’ve been gone forever, and the reason lies within five letters -- ANIME!!!)

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Antigravity by Unidentified Pie reviews
Six months after the world ends, a samurai and a little girl walk into a bar. (In which the Joui war was cut short on account of the Earth being blown up, and Otose watches a seventeen year old Gintoki attempt to raise a four year old Kagura.)
Gintama - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,576 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 435 - Updated: 1/23 - Published: 12/17/2015 - Gintoki S., Shinpachi S., Kagura, Otose/Ayano T.
i hear an army charging upon the land by kapteeni reviews
AU where Hijikata and Gin meet while they are teenagers, or "Hijikata found the soldier lying in the shrine, one leg stretched out on the straw."
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,681 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/17/2018 - Published: 2/13/2016 - Gintoki S., Hijikata T.
Harmonies for the Haunted by Marjorie Franklin reviews
Why anyone still liked him after everything he had put them through was beyond him. Perhaps they were used to him being broken. Perhaps by this point, it was simply a character trait. However, he wondered if Tifa would really forgive him this time. Cloud had pushed and pushed, and he knew that at some point, she would stop coming back. Surely, even Tifa Lockhart had her limits.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 139,678 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 12/16/2017 - Published: 8/27/2015 - [Cloud S., Tifa L.] - Complete
The Last Straw by Teniromo reviews
This takes place directly after Cloud finds Denzel outside Aerith's church. However, once Cloud discovers the orphan has Geostigma, he's reluctant to let him stay at 7th Heaven since he knows what Denzel's fate will eventually be. Cloud keeps his distance from the quiet boy and implores Tifa to not get attached to him. (Doesn't follow "On The Way to A Smile")
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,375 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/1/2017 - Published: 4/24/2016 - Cloud S., Tifa L., Marlene W., Denzel
Strife: SG-1 by Shade the Hero reviews
The Ancients created an amazing device that is used throughout the galaxy, However there was one planet that they wanted to remain secret. What does this secret have to do with Cloud Strife and how did he end up a million light years from home? Four strange allies are willing to help him find his way, if he helps them in return.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,056 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/28/2016 - Published: 7/10/2014 - J. O'Neill, Teal'c, Cloud S.
You and me and the devil makes three by saveusmilkboy reviews
The Joui war, and the parts Gintoki, Takasugi and Katsura played in it, as told by their captain.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,467 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Gintoki S., Katsura K./Zura, Takasugi S. - Complete
Hearing Voices Is Never a Good Thing by Yell the Punmeister reviews
A Gintama story that goes in completely different direction from the manga from the beginning. In it, Gintoki never meets Otose at the graveyard and is unfortunately left to fend for himself. New characters appear, and some old ones. Currently in the process of heavy editing.
Gintama - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,123 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 7/6/2015 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Gintoki S.
Fools are Never Good at Saying Goodbye by Unidentified Pie reviews
Kagura is leaving; she announces this in the living room, and as the air whooshes from your lungs and your heart stops in your chest you pretend that you don't care. (Kagura is taking Sadaharu and leaving the Yorozuya to travel with her father. Fools travel in groups, through, and in the Yorozuya they can never be just two.)
Gintama - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Gintoki S., Shinpachi S., Kagura - Complete
I'm Still Here by BelloftheSea reviews
The armor is empty but my soul remains – I'm here, Brother. I'm still here.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,237 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/31/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Like a Dog by RainFlame reviews
A mission doesn't go quite as planned, and Ed suffers from some . . . unusual side-effects. One-shot, Parental!Roy, Parental!Hughes.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/17/2014 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
A Mother's Love by Jade Tatsu reviews
The love of one Mother drove Sephiroth to almost destroy the Planet. Knowing the future, how far would another Mother go to protect her child? Find out as Cloud's Mother turns the world everyone knew upside down because nothing is going to stop her from saving her little boy. For one life, her son's life, she will change everything. Time travel, AU,Eventual Cloud/Seph, Aerith/Zack
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,721 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 8/22/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Cloud S., Sephiroth
Ghosts by RainFlame reviews
Everyone often wondered why I left. I never told them because I thought the answer was obvious. I had nothing left. Nothing but ghosts. One-shot.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,990 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/22/2011 - Cloud S. - Complete
Focus by Sevlow reviews
Mustang, Edward, and all the other Alchemists of fair Amestris are starting to lose their grip on their own minds and bodies. The Amestrian military is in chaos as dozens of its higher-ranking officers start losing their minds to an unknown sickness,
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,665 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Unweaving by Miskcat reviews
Alphonse Elric has finally regained his body, but now both he and Roy Mustang have to deal with life without Ed, as Mustang gradually uncovers a horrifying truth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,102 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Roy M., Alphonse E. - Complete
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Sacred Star of Minos
Post-Brotherhood, Ed stops by Table City on his journey to the West, hoping to pay a visit to Julia Crichton. His first mistake was hailing an illiterate valley yokel to give him directions, and his second was having an argument in semantics in an attempt to understand what the guy was saying. "It was a truck driven by WHATS?"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Edward E. - Complete
Birthday reviews
Today is special, but Angeal can't seem to remember why. Zack proposes Twenty Questions, but only increases the confusion with his answers. Because as it turns out, Angeal's idea of a celebration is quite different from Zack's.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2013 - Zack F., Angeal H. - Complete
Shot in the Dark reviews
Midgar's still new, so the power grid is rather unreliable - much to the distress of three hapless SOLDIERS trapped on the Turk floor. So the Turks use this golden opportunity to get revenge for all the times SOLDIERS have tortured Turks. As their various creative forms of revenge rapidly spiral out of hand, the Turks realize that in the future they should just leave SOLDIERS be.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,827 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 6/9/2013 - Zack F., Reno, Angeal H., Sephiroth - Complete