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Ocarina of Konoha by
lackofname reviews
In a fictional forest, a blonde haired, blue eyed boy was about to become a hero. Unfortunately, said blue eyed blonde was off in Zelda: Majora's Mask. So the casting director plucked out his next choice... His name was Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,360 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 561 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
What If? by
skydragon2394 reviews
What if Dawn was traveling with Paul instead of Ash and Brock? What if Paul had a secret that no one but Zoey, his pokemon, Dawn's pokemon, and the legendary pokemon know? Established Ikarishipping, ZoeyxOC (yuri warning), and Contestshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 55,757 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 1/22/2009 - [Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji]
Professor Uchiha by
Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 1,579 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Gem Series Book 1 by
bri4177 reviews
She has always dreamt of following in her siblings footsteps and leaving home, what she didn't count on was being hunted by enemies from her mother's past. Can her friends save her before it's too late? GaryXOC
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,505 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2012 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Gary O./Shigeru
MMPPP: Black and Red by
dead account. message for new reviews
A new Enemy is attacking the next generation of princesses. They seem to be targeting the Black and the Red pearls but since when have their been Black and Red Pearls? And why are there Grey mermaids?As the girls turn on eachover they stop keeping secrets
Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,575 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 11/10/2009
Why Us You Stupid Plushy? by
Leda-Sky reviews
Co-written with xxBittersweet Melancholyxx. Muffin and Melody were just fighting over a plush toy at the new museum!But suddenly they are transferred to Naruto's world and are captured by Oro-gay-sama. Stay with them as they torture the Naruto world!R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 148,515 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 7/10/2009
Dear L by
VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 854 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Acid by
RGW reviews
Irina is caught stealing a pokeball from Professor Elm's lab and has none other than Gary Oak chasing her trying to retrieve it. Is Irina trying to pursue a life of crime or does she have other other intentions in mind? Rated T just in case!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 30,313 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Worlds Apart by
kakashifangrl1012 reviews
Wizards, witches, magic. The concept was ridiculous; did the hokage take him for a fool? Then again... "There is more than one kind of magic, Kakashi. I'd like to believe it exists. Wouldn't you?" He wasn't so sure he knew the answer to that question.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 112,943 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 476 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Time Braid by
ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 6,809 - Follows: 3,427 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Jenny's Journey by
ElphieUpland reviews
Jenny's a rather... rambunctious child, who almost always gets her way. When she starts her journey however, she finds that life isn't exactly a box of chocolate Mews, and her brand new Pokemon is quick to point that out.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 37,417 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/19/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010
Expectations of Development by
kiraiakuma reviews
One year of easy missions. That's all Sakura wanted. Instead she gets Zabuza and Orochimaru. Well, if fate wants to throw her head first into the ninja world, she'll oblige. Even if she has to sacrifice her innocence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 206,100 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 9/13/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The 2nd Hunger Games by
emmdog1994 reviews
Follow Ariella, a career from District 4 as she enters the Second Hunger Games along with a brutal career pack and a large quantity of unknown up-starts. Can she follow in her mentor's footsteps? Sequel to "The Beginning of the Hunger Games"
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,827 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Other tributes - Complete
The Alphabet Book by
Penelope Wendy Bing reviews
A is for apple, B is for blood. The Hunger Games cannot be summarized in one word, but perhaps in twenty-six.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Witches and Warlocks by
LicaAutumn reviews
What would happen if Harry was a girl? Her character would be different, wouldn't it? Maybe even her house would be different. But, it still wouldn't deny that Voldemort's back...previously Holly Potter, The Girl Who Lived
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,460 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 8/19/2009
Letters by
Love-Rose.Ruby reviews
May is alone and unattended; aside from her bestfriends, she couldn't express herself. Drew is just a different story. What if they'll meet? please give this story a try. crtics are accepted. for all contestshippers.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,469 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
What Not To Do On A Mission by
PeinSaku reviews
Hello, my fellow shinobi. If you are reading this, then you must be preparing to embark upon your first mission. These simple guidelines were created to ensure the safety of your charge, your teammates, and yourself, so please do your best to follow them. Take, for example, Rule No. 26: If your teammate says "duck," he or she does not mean that a duck is passing by. [Crack.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 47 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Enter The World by
Kai Yukimura reviews
A sixteen year old girl gets sucked into her DS and into the world of Pokemon after she defeats Cynthia and now she has to start all over inside the game. Now she must find the way to return to her world and go home. Full summary inside
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,431 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010
These Twisted Games by
MsMayfly reviews
What would happen if Gale volunteered to go with Katniss to the 74th Games? What would change? What wouldn't? Told from Gale's POV.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,650 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Gale H., Katniss E.
Turning over a new Leaf by
lil' white Raven reviews
When Skye is murdered in the backstreets of NewBarkTown, her dreams of being a trainer are crushed. So when Celebi and Mew offer her a new life she grabs it, only she didn't expect to be reborn as a Chikorita or be caught by a thief. Uses reborn mechanics from Srgemen's A Little Night Music. Full Summary Inside. No OC/Cannon shipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 50,303 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Gold/Ethan/Hibiki, Silver/Rival, Chikorita
Complicated Simplicity by
chockitta reviews
Meet Yuki. 14 years old, she lives alone in a forest just outside Konoha. One dark and windy night, her doorbell rings; which is strange, since no one knows where she lives. Armed with a golf club named Steve, she decides to investigate…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,976 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Akatsuki
Chunin Exam Day by
Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 15591 - Favs: 9,669 - Follows: 7,363 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
The First Quarter Quell by
SchrodingersHipster reviews
There are plenty of stories on the second and fourth Quarter Quells, but what about the first? Rated T because of swearing and probably because of violence...it is a Hunger Games story after all.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,515 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/17/2010
Robin Song by
snowhiskers reviews
I couldn't expect how this would end. I couldn't foresee the twisted tricks, the alliance, the terrible mutations of the capitol that where always there, in scaring disguise. Now I wish I hadn't shot down all my chances. Chances to take this hurt away.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 41,620 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Complete
Dolores’ Angels by
Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 2,111 - Follows: 477 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by
Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 183 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by
Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 124 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by
Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6437 - Favs: 12,909 - Follows: 5,019 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Unsatisfactory Familial Relations by
Sarah1281 reviews
During the Chuunin Exams, Sasuke and Temari find themselves alone together and end up bonding over the things they have in common: questionably sane teammates and homicidal brothers who could kill them at any moment.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 71 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Temari - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by
Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 881 - Follows: 184 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Just Where Do You Think You’re Going? by
Sarah1281 reviews
After Naruto dragged him back to Konoha, Sasuke settled down with Sakura and had a kid. Tragically, he must have vengeance on Itachi and so eventually leaves again. Or tries to. His wife is NOT happy to be left behind again...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,894 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tobi Calls Australia! by
Sarah1281 reviews
Mary Sue is very excited when she accidentally calls half of the Akatsuki to our world...until they kill her and decide to take over the world. How do they fare and what's happening back in the Narutoverse as a result?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,472 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 1/28/2010 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by
Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 70 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Run that by me again? by
Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2035 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 2,601 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Feeling Underappreciated? Join the Akatsuki! by
Sarah1281 reviews
Sakura and Ino are convinced their teammates think that they're weak. Upon failing to find support from their fellow Kunoichi, they decide that they have no choice but to leave Konoha and join the Akatsuki. Sadly, things do not go quite as planned...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,927 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 59 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Twelve Days of Akatsuki Christmas by
AnimeFreak4261 reviews
With Kisame incapacitated, Pein sulking, Konan trying to cheer him up and everyone else out on missions, Itachi is forced to answer the door every single day for twelve days. What will he find? I think you all know. OOCness and slight crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Itachi U.
Oh God Not Again! by
Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 14440 - Favs: 21,985 - Follows: 8,840 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by
Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 82 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
That's It? by
Sarah1281 reviews
Madara tracks down Naruto find out the answer to a very important question: Just how is he so persuasive? Initially reluctant, Naruto agrees if Madara explains his own powers of persuasion. Needless to say, the explanations just make them more confused.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 242 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by
Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 180 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Worst Chuunin Present Ever by
Sarah1281 reviews
Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
Needless Gender Confusion by
Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 163 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by
Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 169 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by
Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 351 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by
Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 71 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by
Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 626 - Follows: 130 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi’s First Day by
Sarah1281 reviews
Itachi’s first day with the Akatsuki doesn’t start off the best: Kisame keeps calling him a kid, Orochimaru keeps hitting on him, Sasori turned himself into a puppet, and Zetsu might eat them all. He knew he should’ve stayed in Konoha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 180 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by
Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by
Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Choosing Chuunins by
Sarah1281 reviews
After the invasion, it is left to the Council to decide the results of the Exam. They refuse to promote an invader out of principle but they’d like to promote SOMEONE. And they need a new Hokage. And Itachi will probably be back. And Danzo keeps applying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 96 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Koharu U., Homura M. - Complete
Yay We Passed by
Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 593 - Follows: 114 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Birth of a Rivalry by
Sarah1281 reviews
Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 30 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by
Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertently convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 79 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by
Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 420 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by
Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by
Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by
Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 274 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Let's Kill Sasuke! by
Sarah1281 reviews
As per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by
Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 1,247 - Follows: 258 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Nice Try, Potter by
Sarah1281 reviews
James can't believe his luck when he finds a series of books all about their future son and can't wait to show Lily so she'll go out with him. What he didn't count on would be how hard it would be to convince her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,462 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 123 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by
Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1350 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Isn't Stupidity Contagious? by
MidnightWritings reviews
Sequel to Stupidity at its Best. Is it that bad that I want to live a normal criminal life? I'm really starting to regret saving Tobi…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 34,613 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/9/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Six Years, Six Applicants by
Sarah1281 reviews
Chronicling Dumbledore's never-ending and sometimes desperate attempts to fill the Defense Against the Dark Arts position with anyone but Snape and Snape's persistent attempts to land the job anyway.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by
daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1280 - Favs: 3,773 - Follows: 1,754 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
The Mega Awesome Sleepover Of DOOM! by
2crazy random people reviews
All the girls decide to have a sleepover with no boys allowed, but when the boys find out all hell breaks loose! Be on the look out for spying, break ins, theft, strip poker, underaged drinking, Itachi on crack, truth or dare, and a little bit of romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,188 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/2/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Red Heir of Slytherin by
Sarah1281 reviews
Ron and Hermione's trip to the Chamber of Secrets, where Ron gets over his inferiority complex and Hermione discovers that anyone can speak Parseltongue if they're unobservant enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,950 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The 93rd Hunger Games TEMPORARY HIATUS reviews
Rated T because it IS a Hunger Games story After the 75th Games there was a change to the rules. Now 4 tributes from the remaining 11 disticts enter the Games each year... Like in the 2nd Quarter Quell... Read to find out what happens in the 93rd Games!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Other tributes