![]() Author has written 3 stories for My Little Pony, How to Train Your Dragon, Harry Potter, Brave, 2012, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hi Guys!!! My name is Trouble Cleft (TC), Guardian of Dancing, Member of Cabin 6, Hunter of Artemis, Master Archer and Sword Wielder, Water-bender, Gryffindor, and Rider of a Night Fury My Fangirl Tumblr: A little bit about me… Age: Pick a Number Between 1 and 50 (every one does 100, but come on, not many fan fiction writers are THAT old) Eye Color: Chocolate Brown Hair Color: Dark Dark Brown Mid-Back Wavy/Curly Hair Gender: Female Favorite things (in general): Dance (ballet to be specific), Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, How to Train Your Dragon, Rise of the Brave Tangled Dragons, and My Little Pony (Pegasisters Forever) Favorite Color: Turquoise Favorite Books: Harry Potter (all), Percy Jackson and the Olympians/Heroes of Olympus (all), Divergent, TFIOS, The Maze Runner, and The Selection (all) Favorite TV shows: Avatar: The Last Airbender, Doctor Who, Fairy Tail, Once Upon a Time, Red Band Society, The Daily Show, Ultimate Spiderman and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Favorite Movies: The Avengers, How to Train Your Dragon, The Amazing Spiderman, Tangled, All the X-men movies, and All the Harry Potter Movies Favorite Music: Fall Out Boy and Ed Sheeran Favorite Activities: Dancing, Singing, Drawing, Reading (Fanfiction AND actual books), and Volleyball What I Want to be When I Grow Up: A ballerina or a singer (or possibly an author, computer animator, or a voice actor, AHH so many choices!) Favorite Weapon: Bow and Arrow or Sword Favorite Season: SUMMER!!! Favorite Food: Dessert (or is that a category?) Favorite Dragon: NIGHT FURY!! (get down!;D) Hogwarts House: Gryffindor Camp Half Blood Cabin: Cabin 7- Apollo Bending Type: Water-bender Faction: Divergent Dauntless and Candor Guardian of Dancing Did you ever know...? When you rearrange the letters in DORMITORY, PRESBYTERIAN, ASTRONOMER, THE EYES, GEORGE BUSH, THE MORSE CODE, SLOT MACHINES, ANIMOSITY, ELECTION - RESULTS, SNOOZE ALARMS, DECIMAL POINT, THE EARTHQUAKES, ELEVEN PLUS TWO, make other words? Whoever came up with these is amazing! DORMITORY: DIRTY ROOM PRESBYTERIAN: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: MOON STARER THE EYES: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: HERE COMES DOTS SLOT MACHINES: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: IS NO AMITY ELECTION - RESULTS: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: ALAS! NO MORE Z'S A DECIMAL POINT: I'M A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: TWELVE PLUS ONE Smart, huh? In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: Some Random stuff for your entertainment (which no one will probably ever read) If you're color blind, eating sweets must be a completely different experience. "Come on starbursts, give me red!... LEMON, DAMNIT!" I'm not insensitive, I just don't care A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. When everything's coming your way, you're on the wrong side of the road. A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary. What you call stupidity, I call selective understanding. Oops! Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings? If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Children... you spend 2 years teaching them how to walk and talk, you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up I am NOT saying you're stupid...I'm just implying it. Whoever said that nothing's impossible obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door. Whoever said "Words don't hurt" obviously hasn't gotten a hard-back encyclopedia thrown at his head before. If you do it, you'll regret it. If you don't do it, you'll regret it. Either way, you're still gonna regret it, so why not just do it? A drunken man once said this to a cop. "Here Officer, hold my beer while I find my license." OMG! THE RAIN'S WET! I'm gonna live forever!...Or die trying. I'm probably the coolest dork you'll ever meet. It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces. You know you're a geek when procrastination doesn't affect your grades. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes. I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun! One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do, kill me? It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with. When French people swear do they say pardon my English? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’? When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office. The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you. Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else Real girls aren’t perfect, and perfect girls aren’t real. I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not. What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy. Education is important, school however, is another matter. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. Friends are relatives you make for yourself Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. You can't enjoy practical jokes when you feel like one. Dear math, Stop asking for us to find your X, shes not coming back, and don't ask Y either.. The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends, next thing you know, BAM! Empty pack of gum. I dream of a better tomorrow-where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned. I am nobody. Nobody's perfect. Therefore, I am perfect. When life gives you lemons, throw them back at life and demand The Blood of Olympus instead. I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Really good quotes and stuff (which no one will probably ever read) To be a Gryffindor you're supposed to be daring, nerve, and chivalry. And sure, they're all very brave but if they didn't have to be brave, would they still be? “It doesn’t matter what kinda front you put up when you always got a backstage view of yourself.” “There is a muggle saying: you are what you eat. So if that were true, Voldemort would be a unicorn” Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right boy to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. She wondered why beautiful things had to be wrapped up with evil history. Or was it the other way around? Maybe the evil history made it necessary to build beautiful things, to mask the darker aspects – Mark of Athena, pg. 229 Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Now swear it on the River Styx! I promise to remember The Potters, Whenever someone risk their lives for others I promise to remember The Weasleys, When someone has an overprotective mother I promise to remember The Grangers, Whenever an different family comes around I promise to remember The Dursleys, Whenever I come across a terribly dull town I promise to remember The Malfoys, When one picks family over all I promise to remember The Dumbledores, Whenever a family starts to slowly fall I promise to remember The Snapes, Whenever one has a strange way of showing love I promise to remember The Longbottoms, Whenever someone carries a legacy beyond and above I promise to remember The Lovegoods, Whenever wisdom is expressed in odd ways I rPromis to remember The Slughorns, When someone says, “Ah, Those were the days…” I promise to remember The Riddles, Whenever lust is confused for love I promise to remember The Blacks, Whenever in a gaggle of sparrow, I see a dove I promise to remember The Diggorys, Whenever a father has to bury his son I promise to remember The Woods, When games are something to always be won I promise to remember The Moodys, Whenever something seems suspicious I promise to remember The Pompfreys, When I eat something highly nutritious I promise to remember The Lupins, When a family is missing a few members I promise to remember The Evans, Whenever a sibling has a temper I promise to remember The Hagrids, Whenever a family is missing a mother I promise to remember The Murarders, Whenever friends are there for one another I promise to remember The Ravenclaws, When someone questions my fuss I promise to remember The Hufflepuffs, Whenever someone’s fatal flaw is trust I promise to remember The Gryffindors, Whenever nerve go not undetected I promise to remember The Slytherins, Whenever people are underrespected I solemly swear it, and hear by declare it To never, ever forget, to always remember. How it ended, what we face, even from way back from the first September.By: TheMuseNamedPancake add your named if you swear: TheMuseNamedPancake, Rachel E. Dare, IamWafflesHearMeRawr, Daughterofthehunt, Trouble Cleft Some Random Fandom Stuff (which no one will probably ever read) Me: When is dinner gonna be done??? Mom: Just wait. Me: I DID MY WAITING!!! Mom: Here we go... Me: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!!! Mom: -_- Me: IN AZKABAN!!! The Tale of the Three Brothers: Voldemort died for power, Snape died for love, And Harry greeted death with open arms. Albus Dumbledore: "Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?" How all Harry Potter fans feel about the world of Harry Potter :) Who is my Godly Parent? Child of Zeus: You like being in charge. You often wish you could just zap someone with a lightning bolt. You were voted class president. You think you do whats best for everyone. (hopefully) Eagles are your favorite birds. You think you have what it takes to run for president. (oh gods no) You think every problem has a solution. You love showing off. (Somewhat) You like plane rides. (Again, somewhat) You are hydrophobic. 4/10 Child of Poseidon: You feel at home in the water. Your favorite place is the beach. (Well, one of them and anywhere with water not just the beach.) You enjoy snorkeling, scuba diving, surfing, etc. (I have done paddle boarding and snorkeling…so relaxing) You want to do something about the Marine species being abused today. (Who dosen't?) You visit the local pool on a regular basis. (Would if there was one.) You swim professionally. (If I didn't dance I would) You hate seafood. (CALAMARI!!!) You never get seasick. You'd rather ride a boat than a plane. (I don't know… Kinda even for me) You are acrophobic. 6/10 I love the water! Child of Hades: You're not that much of a people person. You like staying in the dark and writing. You experience bad moods on a regular basis. You like listening to loud, angry music. You think parties are loud and annoying. (it really depends on whose party it is) You like to keep to yourself. All your closets are padlocked. You write in a diary/journal/blog. You feel most active at night. You aren't particularly fond of most animals. (I LOVE animals!) 3/10 Didn't think I was… I'm to… optimistic Child of Demeter: You own a garden. You like the great outdoors. You have a green thumb. You're an environmentalist. You have a special connection with animals. You're a vegetarian. You like going hiking, camping, and looking at the natural wonders of the world. You always check if a product if its environmentally friendly. (well, my mom does, so I'm more by extension) You love going to flower shops. You think global warming is a threat that must be dealt with. 3/10 Child of Ares: You often start fights. You're a very agressive type of person. You like reading about war. You like watching wrestling. You're competitive. (Understatement of the century) You don't take crap from anybody. You have anger management. You never back away from a fight. Everyone does what you say. You don't always think before you do something. 2/10 Phew! Child of Athena: You have an insatisfiable thirst for knowledge. You're probably the only person who visits the library on a regular basis. (Don't need too, I buy the book, which results in my 27 book long reading list) Half your Christmas presents last year were books. (Lets just say I need another bookshelf) You like reading about war, mostly about the reasons and controversies behind it. You're the valedictorianin your class. You've never gotten a grade below an 80 on your report cart. (And proud of it!) You get political jokes without asking people to explain them. (depends) You think it would be better if you were president. (I'd feel like Percy holding Atlas's burden) You have a huge shelf of books at home. (I have at LEAST a shelf of books in every room(excluding kitchen), even the garage) You think vinyl pocket protectors are useful. 5/10 Huh... Child of Apollo: You're very creative and Artisic.(You have no idea) You like listening to all kinds of music in general. You always feel sunny and optimistic. You are talented at drawing. You like writing poetry. (sometimes) You like going to Art museums (Sometimes not, but yes) You can play at least 3 musical instruments. You almost always win 1st Place in Art Contests. (I have only been in like 3, but yeah…) You have straight A's on your report card. Your school notebook has more doodles than notes. (I had to get a separate notebook for them) 9/10 WOOHOO!!!! Hunter of Artemis: You dislike boys in general. A deer is one of your favorite animals. You like silver. You like the moon better than the sun. Zoe Nightshade is awesome! You love wild animals. You spend most of your time outdoors. You love to move around the place. Hunting isn't cruel, if its to hunt down monsters. You alwise hit the target. (only if I actually try) 10/10 YES!!! Child of Hephaestus: You have a way with tools. You build awesome things during your free time. You're the best at Woodshop in your class. Metalworking is your forte. You have your own toolbox. You often search the Internet to look for pictures of Robots. You're a techie. You dream of being a carpenter. You aren't afraid of Fire. you like to build 1/10 Darn…Leo is awesome Child of Aphrodite: Every guy/girl swoons for you. (defiantly not) You like putting on Makeup. (only for concerts though, It's more like I'm good at it than I like it) You naturally smell good. You never experience a bad hair day. (I don't know what a good hair day looks like) Your favorite activity is clothes shopping. Your always in front of every trend. (Definately not, I normally figure it out about 3 months later) You're the popular girl/guy at school. You're often invited to parties. Your motto is 'It's never a party without me'. You look at yourself in the mirror on a regular basis. (I only do it when I put my hair up for dance) 1/10 Wow. I am SO not popular Child of Hermes: You like pickpocketing your friends. You're a prankster. (I wish) You're a speed demon. You consider yourself restless. You're the best speaker in the class. (Not the best…but pretty close) You like thinking on your feet and using your wits. You're inventive and resourseful. You often start arguments. You've never lost a debate. (I have only been in one… sooooo…) You like making witty and sarcastic comments. (not very good at them though…) 6/10 Huh…didn't see that coming Child of Dionysus: You're the life of the party. You like wine. You've probably tasted every alcoholic drink out there. You can finish a martini in less than a minute. You have a happy, cheerful disposition. You're a foodie. You like going to social events and mingling with people. You like trying new food. You feel that you're abundant in life. You think that too much of anything is bad. 2/10 GOOD And my godly parent is... APOLLO!!! and I'm a hunter of Artemis… this could get complicated... |
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