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Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,597 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
I want one by famouslastwordsx reviews
Emmett explains to Rosalie why she doesn't need a kid. OneShot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
Emmett's Birthday by GreenPlayDoh reviews
It's Emmett's Birthday in 2 weeks. Jasper, Alice, Edward and Bella are all shopping for the best gift. Losers have to eat a whole stick of gum. So who will win? BxE Fluff. Maybe OOC. It's a oneshot now but I might make a second chapter.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,402 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Bella, Emmett
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8476 - Favs: 7,706 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Under Arrest by vjgm reviews
Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,083 - Reviews: 706 - Favs: 1,098 - Follows: 305 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete