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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a ho.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a lose
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippry
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared
theirvarious experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God..

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile!

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Sakura's New Past by MarzSpy reviews
Her mission seemed simple. Go to the past and prevent the Uchiha Massacre. But now she's thrown into a political world she knows nothing about and has to discover where the darkness truly lies. Through it all, things that shouldn't be happening are: secrets are revealed, pasts become clear, and suddenly this wasn't just about killing Itachi. Under Reconstruction Revised up to Ch.24
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 34 - Words: 239,770 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 8/18/2018 - Published: 1/24/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Sasuke U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Shitsuren by EverlastingxSong reviews
Even though my fate was sealed, and even though I knew that eventually everything would crumble into dust, turning it all into something nothing more than worthless, I came to a realization that shattered my world; he was my saviour. ShikixOC
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 288,220 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 7/10/2018 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Senri S.
Harken's Bell by Lady Kaliska reviews
A woman bound by fate. A life intertwined with those who come in the name of Shinobi of whom she spurned. Was the price of being true to a birth right too steep? Or was blending with those she could never understand the answer to her plight? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 42 - Words: 287,592 - Reviews: 956 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 1/20/2016 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Secret by AnEarlyEnding reviews
The lone survivor of a brutal serial killer's rampage, Nagamori Aiko is left mute and emotionally scarred. Already suffering from amnesia, she's left in the hands of the Night Class. What secrets lie in her forgotten past? How are they connected to Rido? Update: There are changes all old chapters. They're going to be important!Ch 5 updated and New Note! Plz Read BOTH!
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,701 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Senri S.
Haruno Sakura and the War of Two Worlds by Inner Self reviews
A while after the Kage Summit, Sakura goes after Sasuke and tries to kill him-canon. In retaliation, Madara throws her off a bridge. She is transported into another world. How? By whom? Her body never recovered, what will Naruto do? HIATUS b/c of plot stupid cannot make good plot progress mechanisms
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,214 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sakura H.
Trails of the Heart and Mind by Zara J reviews
Aris, though orphaned at 10 at her mothers death and caught by slavers, thinks she hasn't changed. Eragon saves her and brings her back to reality, but can she adjust? Eragon/OC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 83,110 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/1/2012 - Published: 1/3/2008
Wish by Mokulule reviews
She wished with all her heart that she could change that fateful day. The day two brothers' souls were irreversibly broken. She should be careful with what she wishes. She might just get the chance. Time travel fic. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 30 - Words: 110,407 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 2,636 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Confrontation by Lady Crux reviews
Non-massacre. Sandaime Hokage & The Uchiha clan come to an agreement, what would the world be like if they never died? Chapter twelve up but be warned there is a scrumptious lemon in it. all reviews welcome
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 137,487 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Last of the Grey by Gravity-Did-It reviews
Hundreds of years ago the evil of Galbatorix was foretold by the chieftess of the Grey Folk now the guardian chosen to protect Alageasia has been awakened, however she has no idea who she is. Eragon must teach her how to fight to save Alageasia. EragonXOC
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,410 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Eragon S. - Complete
Thirst by arashikishu000 reviews
Yukari Shiina is just a normal day class student in Cross Academy. But when she discovers the night class' secret, she becomes entangled in an incredulous reality that would inexplicably turn her world upside down forever. IchijoOC.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,029 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Takuma I.
Destiny by My Beautiful Ending reviews
My name is Aeneid. I thought I was normal 'til I discovered my unique gifts, met the King's Rider, & found a sword in my cellar. My werecat friend tells me I have to save the world. Did I mention the sword was a dragon, & I have no idea what to do? Uh oh.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,570 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Murtagh - Complete
Mendoukusei by Naz-G reviews
Sakura, an S Class Jounin and medic, one of the most powerful Konoha has ever had. Her legendary Team 7 are all part of ANBU. Life's good. Only 1 problem: she's steadily falling for her stoic, gorgeous sex god of a captain. *Sigh*, mendoukusei, ne?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 80,066 - Reviews: 1028 - Favs: 1,311 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hunting You by Purple-Jasmine reviews
Zero's fate was damned, until another character from his past brings him a new reason to fight and to live.Through unexpected turns,and evil plots... will romance remains beyond their reach? Zero/OC,slight Kaname/Yuuki. Rated T- Just in case.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/18/2011 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Zero K.
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3608 - Favs: 6,809 - Follows: 3,427 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Atarashii Inochi by e-addi reviews
After war in Konoha, Sakura arrives in Soul Society. After learning the ways of a Shinigami, how much will change in the Bleach storyline now that Sakura is involved? AiSaku / ByaSaku SakuraCentric
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,771 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - [Sakura H., Byakuya K., S. Aizen]
Leaf Ninja and the School of Magic by Wynth reviews
They thought the Chuunin Exams was as exotic it was going to get around Konoha, but when given a new mission to uncover an unknown number of spies in a magical school, they knew they were wrong. Hogwarts was just as deadly as home. •4thYr/1:4• HIATUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 32,304 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Sakura H.
Not in the Job Description by ShInOyUuKi reviews
When being told about what a teaching position at Hogwarts entailed Sakura expected all sorts of creatures and magical hijinks but a Dark Lord, the Order of the Phoenix...a toady woman named Umbridge...that wasn't in the job description. SasuSaku
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,560 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 2/4/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Harry P., Sakura H.
Magic Meets The Konoha Sannin by Sakuraangel1327 reviews
Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke are sent as ANBU Team 7 to Hogwarts to protect both the school and Harry Potter. They are The Legendary Sannnin of Konoha sent to Hogwarts to fight the battle of Orochimaru and Voldemort combined. NaruSakuSasu
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,771 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 1/28/2011 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Sakura H.
Skyline by Eggbert 3000 reviews
In which ANBU Naruto, Sasuke, Neji, Shikamaru, Hinata, Sakura, Tenten, and Temari are hired to guard Hogwarts. Your typical Harry x Naruto crossover. ABANDONED..
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,388 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Red Dawn Guardians by PeinSaku reviews
Who ever knew that protecting some kid with glasses and a lightning bolt scar from Orochimaru and another snake-affiliated freak would be so hard? Throw in the unwanted attention of a certain Uchiha, and you've got yourself a recipe for disaster. [Akatsuki no Sakura. Prequel to "Just Because."]
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,538 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 1/27/2011 - Published: 3/8/2009 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.] Deidara, Kisame H. - Complete
Chasing the Moon by the-ramen-fiend reviews
AU. Sakura leaves Konoha to pursue a career in a far away ANBU base, but now she's assigned under the command of Sasuke's smoulderingly alluring older brother Itachi, who might just have some dangerous temptations of his own... ItaSakuSasu lust triangle.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,786 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Last Will and Testament of Uzumaki Naruto by BlushingLotus reviews
Naively manipulated into believing his death may be imminent, Naruto starts to enforce his will while he's still alive… much to Sasuke and Sakura's dismay. Slightly AU since Sasuke has returned. Rated for language and lemon SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,847 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,799 - Follows: 455 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Konran Ai by lovely2028 reviews
They were gorgeous, absolutely stunning. Pale white skin like porcelain and colorful sparkling eyes. Looking past it all something about them seemed wrong, dark and deadly. What was up with this mysterious Night Class, and why couldn't I keep away?
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,428 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Senri S.
Before the Dawn by Heart no Tegami reviews
When rumors of a possible alliance between Orochimaru and a certain dark wizard reaches Akatsuki's ears, Pein decides to send out for reinforcements from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. AU/AR, ItaSaku, Set in 6th year
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,326 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Sakura H.
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
North Academy for Hybrids by GaaraFox reviews
Ch8! North Academy for Hybrids is a boarding school for Hybrids, which are people who can morph into animals. Sakura is new to this school, and is actually ready to start a new life, but is there danger? Rated M:future violence,sexual referencesNO LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 88,773 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Road to Forgiveness by HikaInStyle reviews
Itachi's been on the run from Akatsuki for two years now. In exchange for help in the war, Dumbledore hired him as a teacher. All this is about to change however when Team 7 come to Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Severus S., Itachi U.
Dyed by The Truthful Liar reviews
Just as how Soul Society/heaven had Shinigami/death reapers, Yomi/hell had Reiyoukai/soul demons. The first Reiyoukai spotted in centuries just happened to be rather hostile. /-/ Gratuitous Japanese / Minor romance / BLEACH X NARUTO /-/ EITHER DISCONTINUED OR ON AN ULTRA LONG HIATUS
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,733 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/19/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sakura H.
Kuraderu by forever - a i n e reviews
Vampires didn't exist. Hunters were guys who hunted animals. That was what I believed - what was real. Then reality came crashing down, and now I'm having to deal with things I've never even dreamed of. ShikixOC
Vampire Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 46,148 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Senri S.
CHAKRA AND WANDS by cutiejuly1 reviews
Sakura Haruno" Sakura got up unsteadily.She tripped over someone's leg, but didn't fall.He had saved her from making a fool of herself.Their eyes locked,and she steadily accepted her fate, as a triwizard champion.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,775 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Sakura H.
ANBU by ArtisansMuse reviews
She's an agent to the Fire Lord, on of the last to her 'House' also an ANBU with many masks, Itachi protectorate of his village finds interest in her fiery spirit. Can they stay together? Or will their loyalties cause them to clash?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,673 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Wands and Things by BandGeekette XD reviews
Same Story just Revised. Konaha is called to hogwarts to play a part in what changes the history of hogwarts forever. and some other stuff SakuShika
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,167 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Harry P., Sakura H.
Fuyuhana by Wounded Angel reviews
•AU• Eight-year-old Sakura is wandering through the forest and comes upon a wounded wolf. Pitying the animal she heals it and in return she receives a gift that will change her life in more ways than she could ever imagine. •Standard Disclaimer Applied•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 175,435 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Guards of the Students HIATUS by Sora Hoshi reviews
Sasuke's back and Sakura...is ignoring him? Team Kakashi has a new mission. Tsunade knows more than she's saying. The Dark Lord's follower's are gathering for one last attack... sound's worse than it is... Pairing's inside ON HIATUS-REWRITING
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,044 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/17/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
Model Fixation by chibza reviews
Sakura entered the world of vanity and for one sole purpose: Uchiha Sasuke. Indeed, a survival of the vainest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,816 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Crossing Through Worlds by saphire butterfly reviews
Sakura and Itachi are thrown into the world of Harry Potter where they now help out in the war. But what side will they help? The dark or light? pairings are--itachixsakura hermionexseverus ginnyxharry nevillexluna
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,257 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
Mangekyou by AngelOfOurDarkness reviews
Sakura is forced into an arranged marriage with a man she can't stand. And what's this? Shisui is settling down! ItaSaku non-massacre AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,338 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
UnInvited by Moonbeam Great Goddess of the Night reviews
Powerful Shogun Uchiha Itachi is famed for his firm rule and womanizing ways. No female can resist him. One day at a small shrine he glimpses an exotic miko,Sakura,but she rejects him outright. Now he is haunted,and will do anything to have her. Anything.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,512 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Innocent Touches by bloomsburry reviews
It all started with a series of innocent touches but even the simplest of touch could break through the cold exterior of the strongest of men. Non-massacre Itasaku and slight Sasusaku...- (DISCONTINUED)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,586 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Crimson Reign by Lady Hanaka reviews
An heiress of the sacred sword, an avenger of a once great clan, a half-demon bound to a curse, and an exiled priest who has lost his eye to a sin recompensed.In darkest night of a thousand moons, when the most evil soul was brought to Earth,the four meet. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,800 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
One's a Wizard, Two's a Ninja by cottoncandyinyourface reviews
Team 7 is sent on a ridiculous mission to protect Harry Potter in a world where fistfights were out,and wand waving was in.When Naruto is deemed unstable there,Sasuke and Sakura are left to fend for themselves,and the rest of the magical world. .SasuSaku.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,580 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Ripples by Yellow Mask reviews
Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 143,883 - Reviews: 4582 - Favs: 6,722 - Follows: 1,879 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lady Thief by Lady Kaliska reviews
Some dream of beautiful, flawless jewels and usually someday is given an expensive token of appreciation from their beloved. But one little pink haired trickster steals said jewels from those unaware... Beware she who is blessed by the Trickster god.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,928 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Free Fall by Lady Kaliska reviews
The Great Ninja Wars had ended more than a decade ago. But that wouldn’t stop a country supposedly in a state of peace from searching for greater power to hold over other countries, or even a clan from another. Itachi Uchiha, a cold and calculating ANBU c
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,333 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 621 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Chance by elle6778 reviews
Sakura discovers just how different it is to go on a mission led by Uchiha Itachi. Non-massacre AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,277 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 1,361 - Follows: 223 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete