![]() Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Hunger Games. Right. So, this is totally against the FF.net rules and stuff. But it's not like anyone'll care. I mean, it's not as if this is breaking the law, is it? And knowing me at least (I dunno about Sapphy), I'll probably totally forget to upload anything, so it'll be hers, all hers. So, hi. I'm Dreamy Spires; that's my main account on FF.net, except I haven't uploaded anything so one can't call it main, really. Oh, well. One day I might, if my procarastination doesn't kill me. (And it might. I mean, what if I start to procrastinate on eating? I wouldn't put it past myself.) Hey, I've done that before! procrastinated on eating I mean. this is Sapphy (SapphireOceans or TheSapphireNinjaofCake or SapphireTheHeadPoopingGhost or WishIWasAwayInIngo) talking here chaps (and er...chapettes) that was Spires. don't worry, I hit her with a blunt instrument to shut her up...MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! No, just kidding, i like her really. she is my choir buddy! Would I hurt my choir buddy? (erm..actually...) anyway, this is our place to spread our creativity around, the special brand of crazy creativity! (And I would be much obliged if some of you would check out my stories! I LOVE reviews!!! They will be much appreciated darlings!) 'Tis Spires again. We need a better system for working out who's whom, don't we? Look at the writing style, I suppose. I tend to slip into Latin (or German), and never use exclamation marks. Like, ever. My parents are editors; they knocked any idea of wanting to use them out of me at a young age, and thus I always sound rather mercurial when I write. If you were to hear me speak, there'd probably be one every other sentence. But you can't, so there isn't. Ha. Soooooooooooooooooooooo. Yes. I exclaim, smiley, and just...implode loudly every other sentance. I appear to be that mad one here. little do you know... No, she's the clever one. Only 'cause I'm in the year above you. Er hello...? You do Latin! I can't speak very good spanish and I've been doing that for five years! No-one ever said anything about my being good at Latin. And I chose to do it. I prefer it to German. All right, so one can use German in conceivable situations. Latin, on the other hand? Makes you sound like a pretentious private school kid. (Which I would be, except my parents are too poor, so whatever.) Like, you can work out what tua mater valde stulta est means, no? Oh, you did not just say that. (lol) Okay, so fair enough. Wait, why are we having a random text conversation on our profiles? So we can bore possible readers to death. They'll probably have scrolled down by now to see whether we've actually written anything. Thus, we can talk about whatever we like, and they will be none the wiser. xP HELLO READERS!!! (The exclamations were just to annoy you Spires) Thank you so much. I appreciate it. Really. Right, so you're probably wondering what the hell we're talking about, and whether we'll ever get around to actually writing something. The answer right now is "yes", but it may take...a while, shall we say. And given we're Brits and thus prone to understatement, expect that to mean any time up to the next decade. I am not totally British. I am English, Italian, Scottish, Irish, French...the list goes on. All right: one of my darkest secrets is, despite being one of the most stereotypically English people you will ever meet, I'm actually half Polish. The shock! The horror! The possible-deportation-if-the-BNP-ever-comes-into-power-ness! Urm... I am a close personal friend of the Queen. Hah. I'm her illegitimate daughter. Please. God, how old was she when she had you?! Well, she does get around a lo--no. No. The images. Eww. Okayyyyyyyyyyyy... moving on... why don't we actually do somthing constructive (Bob the Builder- Can he fix it!?) with our time? You know, instead of thinking about icky Queen-sex. Right. Fandoms. I'm familiar with Harry Potter, Axis Powers Hetalia, Pride & Prejudice, a bit of P.G. Wodehouse, a bit of Terry Pratchett, about three episodes of Pokemon (yeah, I know, I'm so cool right?) and, er, I think that's about it. Right. So many books, so little time. Weeeeeellll...The Ingo series, The Companions Quartet, The Shapeshifter, The Hunger Games, Skulduggery Pleasant, His Dark Materials, All the Tortall and Circle of magic books, Wicked Lovely Series , The House of Night Books, The CHERUB Books and many many more books that won't fit on this list. Okay, we're just gonna stop rambling now so BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! (P.S. You should have seen my face when she typed that. Seriously. I think I actually managed to replicate the O_O expression.) |
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