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Awkward Office Encounters by Silver-Eyed-Rukia reviews
Office(HumanGems)!AU. Due to a broken down air conditioner on a scorching hot day the computers' overheated systems need fixing. Luckily for everyone a blonde technician is up for the job, but unbeknowst to them the IT nerd turns out to be someone they didn't expect her to be, especially not Lapis who kind of asked her out on a date already.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,715 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/7/2016 - Published: 1/27/2016 - [Lapis Lazuli, Peridot] Garnet, Amethyst - Complete
We Have to Stop Cleaning the Slate With Anti-Freeze by BarracudaHeart reviews
"I am writing to announce my resignation from The Big Donut, effective two weeks from this date. This was not an easy decision to make, but I have decided for health reasons that I should no longer continue. Thank you for the opportunities for growth that you have provided me, and I wish you all the best." Unofficial Sequel to CoreyWW's 'Closing Alone', written as a gift
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,581 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/17/2015 - [Lars, Sadie M.] - Complete
I'm at Soup! by DragShot reviews
She needed her here. She was supposed to be here in first place. Where in the gem homeworld was she? What did she mean she was at soup? A collection of one-shot parodies based in an epic scene from the Episode 16 of Code MENT.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2015 - Published: 7/28/2015 - Peridot, Pearl, Sadie M., Connie M. - Complete
Playing A Video Game Is Hard When You're Short One Finger by yurImperial reviews
In which Peridot conquers the ultimate evil, Lapis learns the meaning of dexterity, and Steven gets to hang out with his two new house-guests. Lapidot. Rated M for suggestive content and absurd plot.
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/12/2015 - [Lapis Lazuli, Peridot] Steven U.
Cry by Saiyuri-kun reviews
Jaspearl Highschool AU Pearl has a breakdown and Jasper helps her.
Steven Universe - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/12/2015 - [Jasper, Pearl] - Complete
Yes, Ma'am by Femslash Fetale reviews
She had given in to the weakness of her physical form then, and to the amazing sex that had followed. But now that there was no tongue laving her gem or fingers stroking her dripping cunt she was having second thoughts. What if they were caught?
Steven Universe - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,520 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Published: 6/9/2015 - [Amethyst, Pearl] - Complete
I Missed You by Femslash Fetale reviews
Garnet allowed a near imperceptible smile to settle on her face. "Open wide." Steven still refused to turn his head. "Here comes the choo chooooooo." Steven peeked around. Maybe it was an actual choo choo! But no, it was just Garnet with that green goop. He didn't like the green goop. Why did she want him to eat that stuff? He just wanted his juice!
Steven Universe - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,577 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/17/2015 - [Ruby, Sapphire] Garnet, Steven U. - Complete