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Dramione fo-eh-vah!!

And yes. My profile pic is a unicorn. Because unicorns are ah-suuuuuuuum.

My favorite quote:

"Gelato isn't vegan?" - Todd

"It's milk and eggs, bitch." - The Vegan Police

- From "Scott Pilgram vs the World"

That's all I have to say.

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Brand New World by NinaBinaBallerina reviews
Draco Malfoy had the perfect plan: use Polyjuice to turn into the Weasel, infiltrate Gryffindor tower, and steal the memories implicating his father. But the Golden Girl had to ruin everything by kissing him. Now Draco's developed a strange addiction for bushy-haired know-it-all mudbloods, and nothing but the best will do.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,854 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 537 - Updated: 9/1 - Published: 3/7 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Midnight by SpankingHalo reviews
AU. It has been three years since Voldemort won. Hermione is one of the few wizards left free, concealed in the ruins of Hogwarts. And only midnight reveals its secrets. But she has been discovered by the last person she wants to see...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,338 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 5/2/2017 - Published: 7/7/2008 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Luna L., Blaise Z.
Wrong Life by camnz reviews
Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 48,112 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 2,809 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hooded Lies by smos reviews
AU. SasuSaku. In a desperate attempt to escape an unwanted marriage, poor peasant Sakura Haruno marries a convict bound for the gallows...not knowing that she just married the prince of their land. The scandalous prince that is.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,738 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 1,094 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Take My Hand by Havenly reviews
Something happens to Hermione leaving her in a horrible predicament. Some Slytherin's aren't exactly what they seem and will one help her through the school year? After OotP. M for language and light sensuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 84,636 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Laying Claim by JanuaryEclipses reviews
SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,610 - Reviews: 3467 - Favs: 5,182 - Follows: 2,808 - Updated: 3/3/2012 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Her Sweet, Decadent Smile by thecellarfloor reviews
"Princess," Draco's voice sliced through the silence, dangerously close to where she was hiding, "I know you're here somewhere." Hermione muffled her ragged breaths. He was clearly enjoying this. "Come out, come out, wherever you are..." A sequel to HBHE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 71,005 - Reviews: 2424 - Favs: 3,400 - Follows: 1,444 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
From Dig to Digs by GreenEyedVixen reviews
Far from your typical Head Boy/Head Girl scenario. Don't think 'cease and desist', think 'seize and displease'. But how far can Hermione go before she's in too deep? Slytherins do have a way of clouding one's judgement. Rated for language, themes, scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 124,278 - Reviews: 610 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 578 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 4/23/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Reformed Death Eaters' Cookbook by Salome Weil reviews
When an unusual project comes across Hermione's desk at her publishing house, it cooks up all sorts of wonderful new possibilities...and maybe a dash of romance!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,912 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Color Theory by BlueGreenApples reviews
Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 95,052 - Reviews: 2962 - Favs: 3,438 - Follows: 2,839 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Aurelian by BittyBlueEyes reviews
Two years after the war, a young stranger pays a visit to the burrow. His arrival alone is baffling, but the news he brings of an upcoming war turns the world upside down. Hermione's quiet, post-war life will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 270,571 - Reviews: 3733 - Favs: 7,430 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., OC - Complete
My Wicked Godmother by Druella.Alicexx reviews
Hermione is just as surprised as anyone to find that Bellatrix LeStrange, notorious death eater, is in fact, her godmother. And who said anything about an arranged marriage with her worst enemy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,500 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Girl From Whirlpool by SilverShine reviews
When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 248,299 - Reviews: 4865 - Favs: 5,708 - Follows: 4,107 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
The Wrong Lifetime with the Wrong Man by yummydreams reviews
Harry loves Hermione, Draco loves Pansy. Who KNEW a mix-up on the day of the their weddings would leave Hermione in such a mess? She's going to have to start a new lifetime with the WRONG man! At start HG/HP & DM/PP and ends with HG/DM & HP/PP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,952 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Severe Reality by Jazzafaire reviews
Vivian is finally happy. She’s the Alpha of her pack, she has Gabriel and everything is perfect … but then things change. With the addition of two new member to her pack things start to fall apart. Can Vivian handle losing everything she once held dear?
Blood And Chocolate - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,024 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/30/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009
His Beautiful, Haunting Eyes by thecellarfloor reviews
Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,140 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 3,845 - Follows: 1,215 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bracelet by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Hermione has everything she could possibly want... Except a life. People are getting sick of her superior attitude, especially Draco Malfoy, who schemes to get her down, once and for all. And then there's the thing with The Bracelet... 7th year AR. COMPLETE SINCE 2009 XD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 103 - Words: 303,727 - Reviews: 6823 - Favs: 6,271 - Follows: 2,642 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wild Thing by AstroMantic reviews
When two rival boarding schools are forced to merge together, one being prestigious and the other being out of control, what good will come of it? SakuSasu NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 83,130 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Reluctant by TakingBackSunday reviews
“I’m wearing my Slytherin knickers.” She offered feebly. “I’ll be able to spot those easily during the match.” Granger, she’s Malfoy’s. This is their forbidden affair.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 49,011 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
When We First Met by Kurai-Hisaki reviews
This was their first meeting - a meeting he would always remember, and a meeting that she would forget. Anbu Kakashi x Little Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 51 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Troy by Twilight to Midnight reviews
Draco loved this woman. Draco worshipped this woman. Draco would do nothing short of destroying the legendary city of Troy to have her, to hold her, to possess her as his own, forever and a day. AU. Warning: Dark Draco and questionable consent.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,140 - Reviews: 349 - Favs: 1,710 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In His Eyes by ArgentumRosa reviews
After a bad encounter with some Death Eaters Draco is left with a child to care for. Problem is this child is no ordinary one and there are people after him. Can Draco survive the dangers ? Cn he survive parenting ? Looks like he is going to have to ask H
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 199,058 - Reviews: 1471 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 5/27/2008 - Published: 2/21/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Contradictions by Bella Elizabeth Malfoy reviews
I regret to say that Draco Malfoy has decided to leave Hogwarts, Dumbledore continued. Hey Hermione, Harry nudged her. Aren't you glad Malfoy's gone? Yeah, Hermione said giving a weak smile. The truth was she knew all along that Malfoy had left.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,116 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Patronus by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
Oneshot. Hermione is curious of the form her husbands Patronus. An awkward subject for him to endure, Draco refuses to answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Cat Came Back by Hanako A reviews
Draco Malfoy is bound and determined to make it inside his girlfriend's private room, no matter what sort of obstacles are in his way. Too bad he forgot about her cat. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,197 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 66 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 210 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Future Parents Program by Avari20 reviews
AU 7th year...There once was a boy named Draco with an extremely determined mother and a distrubing fascination for a certain bushy haired female. When a schemeing headmaster with an idea about babies is thrown into the mix, Draco's problems multiply a thousand fold. *currently editing for content, because I'm the author and I can do that*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,154 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 3,267 - Follows: 775 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Trespass by Psycho Ann reviews
All Haruno Sakura wanted was to get through highschool peacefully. However, she already knew it was not to be without bloodshed. [SasuxSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 28,510 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 5/7/2006 - Published: 12/28/2005 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Freedom's Consequence, Rapture's Reward by CelticSass reviews
PostHogwarts,DMHG Pairing: When trying to fulfill the terms of a relative's will Hermione Granger enters into a dangerous bargain with her childhood nemesis Draco Malfoy. Fate conspires against Hermione and the arrangment grows more complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 145,345 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 1,502 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Saving Draco Malfoy by apathetica reviews
“How does it feel? When she thanks you for saving her life?” Blaise said. Draco’s face twisted, mimicking the tightening of his chest. "Like hell.” Draco said. “Maybe you’ve got a heart after all” Blaise whispered. “That makes one of us.” Draco returned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,527 - Reviews: 1191 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 1/7/2006 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.