![]() Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Mortal Instruments, and Harry Potter. I decided to redo my profile because... it was crappy. I love to read and write, though I read more and I have no patience so stories I write generally die... 'Cept for my fanfic. I think. Maybe... I'm still in high school, which sucks a lot. So don't be surprised if I take ages to update. And it's totally the school work stopping me, not the fact that I'm the queen of procrastination. Here's some stuff about me: I read really fast and I have a bookshelf which is much too small. I am obsessed with Doctor Who and Grey's Anatomy, which are kinda completely opposite if you think about it. I am really sarcastic... REALLY sarcastic. Oh and I love anime and manga... My best friends are Ashara and Tracie (M1dnite and Molnija) My Fave Authors (in no particular order): Richelle Mead Eoin Colfer Matthew Reilly Tamora Pierce Ilona Andrews Derek Landy J.K Rowling James Patterson (kinda...) Mark Walden Patrick Carman Cassandra Clare Joseph Delaney Robert Muchamore Rick Riordan Scott Westerfield Charlie Higson Lili St. Crow Anthony Horowitz Kylie Chan Suzanne Colins Garth Nix Anne Osturlund Dianna Wynne Jones Veronica Roth Emily Rodda Michael Crichton Brandon Sanderson Lemony Snicket Michael Scott Alison Goodman Robin McKinley Shannon Hale Malcolm Rose Michael Grant Sherrilyn Kenyon Eric S. Nylund Chris Ryan Caragh M. O'Brien John Flanagan Patrick Rothfuss Juliet Marillier And a lot more, that I cannot remember. Fave Animes: Tsubasa RESERVoir Chronicles Tsubasa OVA Air Gear Naruto Naruto Shippuden Full Metal Alchemist Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood Bleach Vampire Knight Code Geass - Lelouch of the Rebellion Fruits Basket One Piece Hack//Sign Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan Cardcaptor Sakura Kaichou wa Maid Sama Special A Clannad I think that's most of them... Fave Mangas: Stray Love Hearts Barajou no Kiss Pretear Fruits Basket La Corda D'Oro Gakuen Alice Hana Kimi Boys Over Flowers Boku wa Kisu de uso wo Vampire Knight The Wallflower Ouran High School Host Club Kaichou wa Maid Sama Special A Again, all I can remember. iShip Fang/Max Iggy/Ella Iggy/Nudge Clary/Jace Lily Evans/James Potter Remus/Tonks Sirius/OC Scorpius/Rose Rose/Dimitri Valkyrie/Fletcher Harry/Ginny Ron/Hermione Percy/Annabeth Toohru/Kyo Now... time for plagiarism! *cough* I mean, copy and paste... I stole this from my best friend Ashara, cause it applies to her too. A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "Damn, that was fun!" A good friend will help you learn how to drive, a best friend will help me roll the car into a lake to collect insurance. A good friend will help you find your prince, a best friend will kidnap him and bring him to you. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and tells you "Run - beep - run!' A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing, a best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. A good friend has never seen you cry, a best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried... just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!" A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad. A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck. A friend will give you a shoulder to cry on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?" You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid... My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mallows and flirting with the firemen Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say " Write your will, you have seven days " A good friend will say that you are over reacting, a BEST FRIEND will be laughing there butt off saying "Someones going to get it!" My friends are totally like this. Stubborn, sarcastic, bitchy, annoying, really annoying, and the best friends ever. Even if they are the one's that pushed my mind into the sewer. Love you guys *cough*... Yes I am a bitch. I have been told that daily. By my best friends... And I'm stealing more stuff from Ashara, cause I feel like it. Oh, that's M1dnite to you... This one because I rofled when I saw it... 10 Commandments of a Teenager 1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. 5) Thou shall not steal from your parents. If you know how to laugh at yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile If you are random, and you don't care, copy and paste this to your profile If you love rainstorms, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile RANDOM: POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE FUNNY THINGS THAT HAVE AN IMPORTANT MEANING AND IF YOU HATE RACISM! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (People often think I'm talking to them... until they realise I'm answering myself back...) After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (And chocolate) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Falling off actually... I'm missing two keys and another one is broken) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. "Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. " (I'm not a nerd at all...) (Got these from Mo - The Reviewer... and I'm mentioning her so it's not illegal...) Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT! If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place. Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Education is important, school however, is another matter. Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon. Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? (Yeh Ashara and Tracie...) Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first? Silence is golden, duct tape is silver. An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more. Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick. You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't. The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. A wise man once said, "Ask a girl." Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap someone. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with! Toes arent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully. Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history. I didn't lie, I just made fiction with my mouth! Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone If you know me, chances are you hate me Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot I can't change the world. Only sit back and critisize it He broke my heart. So I broke his JAW!!! Barbie teaches your kids it's ok to dress like a slut as long as you're made of plastic. You can look at life in two different ways; You either wake up late and its time to get up, or you wake up really, really early and its time to go back to sleep Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried... The list is getting shorter. Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies! Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes. Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. I intend to live forever... so far so good Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you I am not weird... just plotting I don't obsess! I think intensely! I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. I see regular people! Run for your lives! Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear. If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee. If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete. You say pscyho like it's a bad thing (some people just don't understand) I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS! I hear voices, and they don't like you. Normal people worry me. Education is important, school however, is another matter. A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught. Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid? Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives. If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun! Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling. Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from. He who laughs last thinks slowest. I'm not insensitive, I just don't care I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not. I'm looking forward to regretting this. Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying? I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms. Cute but psycho- things even out. If you can't convince them, confuse them. Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had! My heart is not a playground Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks" A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary. Girls don't make mistakes, we date them. 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught t me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. YOU SAY PLAYBOY I SAY GET A LIFE YOU SAY MILEY CYRUS I SAY SUM 41 YOU SAY JONAS BROTHERS I SAY Paramore YOU SAY POP I SAY ROCK YOU SAY I'M WEIRD I SAY NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. NOW, LET ME GET BACK TO PLOTTING YOUR DEATH! Harry Potter Stuff The following does not belong to me: I promise to remember Tonks Each time time I knock something down. And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley Whenever I’m out of town. I promise not to obey traffic laws For Sirius’s sake of course. And I promise to remember Lupin When my heart fills with remorse. I promise to remember Arthur Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room. And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins Every time fireworks boom. I promise to remember Lily When I see someone that holds pure beauty. And I promise to remember Dobby Whenever a pair of socks spots me. I promise to remember Teddy When I see someone with turquoise hair. And I promise to remember Molly When someone tells me they care. I promise to remember Ginny Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled. And I promise to remember the death eaters When someone speaks of dominating the world. Yes I promise to love Harry Potter Wherever I may go So that all may see my obsession Because I know what the wizards know. In Remembrance In remembrance of Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his identical brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? In remembrance of Dobby... …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauder... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a totally awesome werewolf. In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort…. …who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger… …but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end. In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra... ...she deserved everything she got and more. In remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. In remembrance of Severus Snape…. ….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold crap. In remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry’s actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring. In rememberance of George's right ear... ...whose death wasn't really necessary... ...but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic. I think that's all... Maybe... I'm probably forgetting something. Oh yeah... Recommended Fanfictions: Darker than Midnight by M1dnite (Maximum Ride) So funny Turbulence by ddpjclaf (Mortal Instruments)... the sweetest love story... And that's basically it. Well there are other ones, but I honestly couldn't be bothered writing them down... no offense... Pictures for my Fanfic, Beginning of the End. Chapter 2 Chapter 4 Chapter 11 I'll add more when I update... ~Thanks~ BookNerd7 or Jess |
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