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Joined 04-28-10, id: 2343862, Profile Updated: 07-02-11
Author has written 4 stories for Maximum Ride, Mortal Instruments, and Harry Potter.

I decided to redo my profile because... it was crappy.

I love to read and write, though I read more and I have no patience so stories I write generally die... 'Cept for my fanfic. I think. Maybe...

I'm still in high school, which sucks a lot. So don't be surprised if I take ages to update. And it's totally the school work stopping me, not the fact that I'm the queen of procrastination.

Here's some stuff about me: I read really fast and I have a bookshelf which is much too small. I am obsessed with Doctor Who and Grey's Anatomy, which are kinda completely opposite if you think about it. I am really sarcastic... REALLY sarcastic. Oh and I love anime and manga...

My best friends are Ashara and Tracie (M1dnite and Molnija)


My Fave Authors (in no particular order):

Richelle Mead

Eoin Colfer

Matthew Reilly

Tamora Pierce

Ilona Andrews

Derek Landy

J.K Rowling

James Patterson (kinda...)

Mark Walden

Patrick Carman

Cassandra Clare

Joseph Delaney

Robert Muchamore

Rick Riordan

Scott Westerfield

Charlie Higson

Lili St. Crow

Anthony Horowitz

Kylie Chan

Suzanne Colins

Garth Nix

Anne Osturlund

Dianna Wynne Jones

Veronica Roth

Emily Rodda

Michael Crichton

Brandon Sanderson

Lemony Snicket

Michael Scott

Alison Goodman

Robin McKinley

Shannon Hale

Malcolm Rose

Michael Grant

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Eric S. Nylund

Chris Ryan

Caragh M. O'Brien

John Flanagan

Patrick Rothfuss

Juliet Marillier

And a lot more, that I cannot remember.


Fave Animes:

Tsubasa RESERVoir Chronicles

Tsubasa OVA

Air Gear

Naruto

Naruto Shippuden

Full Metal Alchemist

Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood

Bleach

Vampire Knight

Code Geass - Lelouch of the Rebellion

Fruits Basket

One Piece

Hack//Sign

Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagaan

Cardcaptor Sakura

Kaichou wa Maid Sama

Special A

Clannad

I think that's most of them...


Fave Mangas:

Stray Love Hearts

Barajou no Kiss

Pretear

Fruits Basket

La Corda D'Oro

Gakuen Alice

Hana Kimi

Boys Over Flowers

Boku wa Kisu de uso wo

Vampire Knight

The Wallflower

Ouran High School Host Club

Kaichou wa Maid Sama

Special A

Again, all I can remember.


iShip

Fang/Max

Iggy/Ella

Iggy/Nudge

Clary/Jace

Lily Evans/James Potter

Remus/Tonks

Sirius/OC

Scorpius/Rose

Rose/Dimitri

Valkyrie/Fletcher

Harry/Ginny

Ron/Hermione

Percy/Annabeth

Toohru/Kyo


Now... time for plagiarism! *cough* I mean, copy and paste...

I stole this from my best friend Ashara, cause it applies to her too.

A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "Damn, that was fun!"

A good friend will help you learn how to drive, a best friend will help me roll the car into a lake to collect insurance.

A good friend will help you find your prince, a best friend will kidnap him and bring him to you.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain, a best friend takes yours and tells you "Run - beep - run!'

A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing, a best friend will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

A good friend has never seen you cry, a best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried... just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"

A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.

A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.

A friend will give you a shoulder to cry on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?"

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mallows and flirting with the firemen

Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh

Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say " Write your will, you have seven days "

A good friend will say that you are over reacting, a BEST FRIEND will be laughing there butt off saying "Someones going to get it!"

My friends are totally like this. Stubborn, sarcastic, bitchy, annoying, really annoying, and the best friends ever. Even if they are the one's that pushed my mind into the sewer. Love you guys *cough*... Yes I am a bitch. I have been told that daily. By my best friends...


And I'm stealing more stuff from Ashara, cause I feel like it. Oh, that's M1dnite to you...

This one because I rofled when I saw it...

10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


If you know how to laugh at yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile

If you are random, and you don't care, copy and paste this to your profile

If you love rainstorms, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your pro

if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your pro

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile


RANDOM: POST THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE FUNNY THINGS THAT HAVE AN IMPORTANT MEANING AND IF YOU HATE RACISM!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (People often think I'm talking to them... until they realise I'm answering myself back...)

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine (And chocolate)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Falling off actually... I'm missing two keys and another one is broken)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.


"Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one. "

Bill Gates

(I'm not a nerd at all...)

(Got these from Mo - The Reviewer... and I'm mentioning her so it's not illegal...)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT!

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

In order to lose your mind, you have to have one in the first place.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls.

The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don't hate yourself in the morning- sleep till noon.

Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? (Yeh Ashara and Tracie...)

Aren't the 'good things that come to those who wait' just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

Duct tape is like the force, it has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them more.

Don’t mess with me; I've got a stick.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Whoever said that nothing is impossible has never tried slamming a revolving door.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and bitch slap someone.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then laugh while people try to figure out what the hell you did.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full, just drink it and get it over with!

Toes arent needed for balance. They are just a helpful tool for finding items in the dark. Painfully.

Be insane... because well behaved girls never made history.

I didn't lie, I just made fiction with my mouth!

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

If you know me, chances are you hate me

Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over

Sometimes, people just build walls up not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break through

The cracks in the cement are a reminder that no matter how strong you may be, you can break

Most people learn by observation, and there are the few who learn by experimentation. And then there are those who actually TOUCH the fire to see if it's really hot

I can't change the world. Only sit back and critisize it

He broke my heart. So I broke his JAW!!!

Barbie teaches your kids it's ok to dress like a slut as long as you're made of plastic.

You can look at life in two different ways; You either wake up late and its time to get up, or you wake up really, really early and its time to go back to sleep

Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there!

I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me?

Between two evils, I always pick the one I've never tried... The list is getting shorter.

Shit happens. But mostly to me, so don't worry

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Don't piss me off, I am running out of places to hide bodies!

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door...

You know you're stressed out when you can hear mimes.

Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN.

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

I intend to live forever... so far so good

Old enough to know better, young enough to do it again

Embrace the inner rebel - don't sit up straight

Sure I have super powers! I just don't wanna show you

You're awesome... but when the zombies come, I'm tripping you

I am not weird... just plotting

I don't obsess! I think intensely!

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I'm not a complete idiot - some parts are missing.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

I see regular people! Run for your lives!

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

If you always stop to smell the roses sooner or later you'll inhale a bee.

If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk!

If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.

You say pscyho like it's a bad thing (some people just don't understand)

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

Normal people worry me.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

A good girl is just a bad girl who's never gotten caught.

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Very few personal problems can't be solved through suitable application of high explosives.

If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle.

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

I don't need your attitude. I got one of my own

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

I'm looking forward to regretting this.

Earth first. We'll screw up the other planets later

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge

I have PMS and a gun... now what were you saying?

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

Cute but psycho- things even out.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Hell issued a restraining order on me...oh the fun to be had!

My heart is not a playground

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

I just want one guy to come up and say to me "sorry my whole entire gender sucks"

A secret admirer is only a stalker with stationary.

Girls don't make mistakes, we date them.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next
week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"


YOU SAY PLAYBOY

I SAY GET A LIFE

YOU SAY MILEY CYRUS

I SAY SUM 41

YOU SAY JONAS BROTHERS

I SAY Paramore

YOU SAY POP

I SAY ROCK

YOU SAY I'M WEIRD

I SAY NO SHIT, SHERLOCK. NOW, LET ME GET BACK TO PLOTTING YOUR DEATH!


Harry Potter Stuff

The following does not belong to me:

I promise to remember Tonks

Each time time I knock something down.

And I promise to remember Charlie Weasley

Whenever I’m out of town.

I promise not to obey traffic laws

For Sirius’s sake of course.

And I promise to remember Lupin

When my heart fills with remorse.

I promise to remember Arthur

Whenever I am at St Mungo’s Room.

And I promise to remember the Weasley Twins

Every time fireworks boom.

I promise to remember Lily

When I see someone that holds pure beauty.

And I promise to remember Dobby

Whenever a pair of socks spots me.

I promise to remember Teddy

When I see someone with turquoise hair.

And I promise to remember Molly

When someone tells me they care.

I promise to remember Ginny

Whenever bogey hexes are unfurled.

And I promise to remember the death eaters

When someone speaks of dominating the world.

Yes I promise to love Harry Potter

Wherever I may go

So that all may see my obsession

Because I know what the wizards know.

In Remembrance

In remembrance of Fred Weasley

…Who fought bravely to the very end….

…And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half…

…And will loyally await his identical brother…

… with many jokes…

...he's got forever to think of them, right?

In remembrance of Dobby...

…Who was more free and full of love…

...than any elf, and most humans.

In remembrance of Remus J. Lupin….

...the last real Marauder...

…who was not just a wonderful father…

….a incredible husband and brave hero…

...as well as a totally awesome werewolf.

In remembrance of Nymphadora Tonks

…who died for ‘the greater good’…

...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora.

In remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody….

…who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive…

...and scared the crap out of some kids too.

In remembrance of Tom Marvolo Riddle a.k.a. Voldemort….

…who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger…

…but who got his bottom thoroughly kicked in the end.

In remembrance of Albus Dumbledore

…whose past and wisdom confused us…

…whose seeming betrayal shocked us…

…but who actually turned out to be an okay guy in the end...

...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing.

In remembrance of Bellatrix Lestrange

… because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra...

...she deserved everything she got and more.

In remembrance of Colin Creevey

…who we really didn’t know too well…

…but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war…

…so he must’ve done something good…

…besides stalking Harry.

In remembrance of Severus Snape….

….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor…

...without all the red and gold crap.

In remembrance of Hedwig

...Harry’s actual first friend…

...who lived and died soaring.

In rememberance of George's right ear...

...whose death wasn't really necessary...

...but caused many jokes, albiet pathetic.


I think that's all... Maybe... I'm probably forgetting something.

Oh yeah...

Recommended Fanfictions:

Darker than Midnight by M1dnite (Maximum Ride) So funny

Turbulence by ddpjclaf (Mortal Instruments)... the sweetest love story...

And that's basically it. Well there are other ones, but I honestly couldn't be bothered writing them down... no offense...


Pictures for my Fanfic, Beginning of the End.

Max's Egg Chair

Chapter 2

Max's Outfit

Nudge's Outfit

Chapter 4

Max's Outfit

Ella's Outfit

Angel's Outfit

Nudge's Outfit

Lissa's Outfit

Chapter 11

Max's Dress

Max's Choker

Ella's Dress

Nudge's Dress

I'll add more when I update...

~Thanks~ BookNerd7 or Jess

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Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
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Darker Than Midnight by M1dnite reviews
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Farrago by B.C Daily reviews
A medley of unconnected drabbles focusing on James and Lily.
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Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
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200 Things I'm Not Allowed to Do at Hogwarts by Selenehekate reviews
Now being REVAMPED! It's Fred and George's last year at Hogwarts, so naturally they want to break the rules... and get Hermione, Harry, Ron, and Ginny involved! Their list of 200 things they shouldn't do, but will do anyway... Told in snippets, R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,231 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 1,309 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Odds and Ends by KisstheRain14 reviews
Disconnected bits of James Potter and Lily Evans; or, how two lives started as separate and eventually grew to be one.
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Time To Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is! by dork-with-glasses reviews
For the pupils of Hogwarts, it's time to put their galleons where their mouths are as they accept and reject bets from their friends. "Never. Going. To. Happen." "You gonna put your galleons where your mouth is?" Across all characters and all time frames.
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Elegant Script and Blue Pen by KrystalRose92 reviews
When Clarissa is five she is asked to write to a pen pal for the year, she does but after the year is over they continue to write to one another, now that her pen pal is moving to her city, her school, her life is about to change forever. AU AH Maybe OOC
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 31,447 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Clary F., Jace W. - Complete
Little Toy Soldiers by KisstheRain14 reviews
If there's one thing James Potter knows how to do, it's how to take care of those he loves. And if there's one thing Lily Evans knows how to do, it's how to stand up for what's right. And if there's one thing they both know how to do, it's how to be stubborn to the point of idiocy. This is, above all, a story of how war destroyed them and allowed them to build each other up again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,973 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/27/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
beautiful contradictions by drowning goldfish reviews
COMPLETED - Looking for an in-character, realistic, original, canon, post-OotP LilyJames fic from 6-7th year with attention to character development and interaction? With no mary sues, set in 1970's Britain, with correct spelling and grammar? Well this is it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 94,286 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,530 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 6/4/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Family Moments by aesylthryth reviews
Read how Misaki and Takumi watch their children grow up in cute lil oneshots!
Maid Sama! - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,720 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Misaki A., T. Usui
If I Fell by anAnomaLy reviews
Seventh year wasn't quite turning out as planned. Lily Evans had always hoped she'd be Head Girl someday, but she never thought she'd be working with James Potter, and she certainly never thought she'd find herself falling for the mischievous young man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,618 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Diamond in the Ruff by NightWrighter511 reviews
Max Martinez is also known as Max Ride. International superstar. She moves to a small town for a normal life. There she meets friends and enemies. Will her secret be revealed? Full summary inside. Can't fit it all here!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 61,639 - Reviews: 904 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
What You Never Knew by Joelle8 reviews
What you never knew about various characters in the Harry Potter series. From their loves, to their tragedies, to even their motives: there is always more to someone than meets the eye. Chapter 30: Helga Hufflepuff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 68,450 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010
Potter's Potty Yuletide Love by georginacastleorpington reviews
Trapped in the Slytherin Changing Room on a mission with nothing but an invisibility cloak for company, the most terrible thing happens to Rose Weasley. She gets trapped under mistletoe with HIM. Scorpius Malfoy. RW&SM One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,557 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Fame, Fortune, and Demons? by waahoo reviews
A year after Valentine is defeated, and Clary has never been happier. But now a tricky filmmaker wants to make the story of the Mortal Instruments into a movie, and everyone involved in the story is called to be on the cast! Funny, lots of fluff :B
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,886 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Clary F., Jace W.
Sirius James Potter? I'd Pity the Parents by dork-with-glasses reviews
It's a cold winter's day and five friends are trying to come up with a name for the Potters' future son. Adam, Clark, Edgar... And then Sirius has a suggestion, what he thinks would be the perfect baby name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
To Moony by dork-with-glasses reviews
In all honesty, Moony, I really hope you don't have to read this because a. It'll mean I've snuffed it and b. Well it means I've snuffed it and quite frankly, I kind of like living... Remus finds a letter after Sirius's death. Not RL/SB but slight RL/NT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,100 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
First Kisses by Beloved the Dawn reviews
James tries to figure out who Lily's first kiss was.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How to Write a Compelling Maximum Ride FanFiction by UnbrokenSilences reviews
Tips, advice, and guidelines for writing a Maximum Ride FanFiction people will want to read and review. Suggestions welcome.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,381 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010
Commitment by BadaBingxBadaBoom reviews
She was slowly beginning to understand her resemblance to sunflowers: they gravitated towards the sun sort of, in a way, like she did towards James Potter. LxJ. Marauder Era. Swearing and general teenage antics.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,124 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/3/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Revenge by Molly Raesly reviews
A thought that made the monster inside Lily’s chest roar with triumph. He needed to be repaid for the constant harassment, pranking, date offers, and overall big headedness. She needed revenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,985 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/20/2010 - Published: 9/8/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
It Was All in the Name by dork-with-glasses reviews
James Sirius Potter. What on earth were they thinking? Naming a child after James Potter and Sirius Black! Didn't they think about the teachers, cousins, siblings, best friends or even themselves? James Sirius Potter. It was all in the name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James S. P. - Complete
Guide to the Weasley Girls by dork-with-glasses reviews
Fact- You will fall for a Weasley girl at least once during your seven years at Hogwarts.The curls, Quidditch positions, flaming tempers & 'loveable' personalities are all wrapped up specially for you! Hold onto your hats Gents, you're in for a wild ride.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,744 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Scorpius M. - Complete
My Dad, a Hero by dork-with-glasses reviews
What's it like having Harry Potter as a Dad?"To be truthful, he's just like any other dad.The things most people are proud of aren't the ones I'd agree with. Flying a car to hogwarts beats winning the triwizard. So I've pulled a Rose, and I have a list.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 28 - Published: 2/13/2010 - James S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Punching Bag by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
Step One: Insult. Step Two: Anger. Step Three: Name-Calling. Step Four: Attempt to walk away. Step Five: Coward. Step Six: More Insults. Step Seven: Hexes. Rose/Scorpius oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
He Doesn't Seem Like A Malfoy by KitKat-Pyrophobia reviews
He followed the bobbing red ponytail to, predictably enough, the library. A look Rose at Scorpius's seven years at Hogwarts. Rose/Scorpius oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,195 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 52 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
10 Things by nikkiRA reviews
So I absolutely love reading these things, so here is my attempt at writing them. 10 things you never knew about the Harry Potter characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 54,113 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Facts of Life by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
After Angel asks Max the 'dreaded question', Max decides it's time to teach the Flock a bit about 'The Facts of Life', much to poor Fang's displeasure. I'm rating this at a moderate T. Read rating notes inside, please! Teeny weeny bit o' Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,151 - Reviews: 755 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 12/13/2009 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Fang, Max
The Game of Seduction by PeruvianChick reviews
One day Fang shows up at Max’s private school . . . and falls in love with Max. Can he get her to fall in love with him? It may be an alternate reality, no wings, no School but the FAX lives on!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 51,052 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Weasleys and Malfoys Just Don't Mix by dork-with-glasses reviews
They hated each other before they had said 2 words to each other. They guessed it was just hereditary. But can everything stay the same? Will they follow in their parents footsteps or change the fact Weasleys and Malfoys Just Don't Mix?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 66,118 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Hope to Remember by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
L/J. James takes time to remember.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/6/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Annabeth's Spidery Skirmish by buttersideupper reviews
Oneshots about Annabeth and various spiders. Some Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,894 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/3/2009 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Annabeth C.
Snapshots by Skippy-the-Rabbit reviews
Thirteen drabbles about each of the next generation of Weasleys, Potters and Lupins. Teddy/Victoire and Rose/Scorpius. Written for a challenge at the HPFC fourm. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Off Limits by LivesToDream reviews
Rose Weasley was off limits to Scorpius Malfoy... But that didn't mean that he had to like it. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 44 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Soaked by turquoise.seas reviews
.Fax. Max and Fang and the flock are trying to figure out how to cool down on a warm day. human
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
Because he's a Malfoy by Pinkjimmychoos reviews
**Next gen fic: A Weasley and a Malfoy actually being FRIENDS is strange enough, the idea of them being anything MORE than that is simply preposterous... Isn’t it? Rose/Scorpius-- Through Hogwarts and beyond, their changing relationship. **NOW COMPLETE!**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 128,933 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
50 Things To Remember When My Wife Is Pregnant by dogstar-ebony reviews
-"18. When Hermione is having a Hormone, do not anger her. Do not speak to her, do not breathe in her direction." Ron Weasley has written a list of Do's and Do NOTs to remind himself how to behave whilst Hermione is pregnant with Hugo. Silly oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Ron W. - Complete
Maximum Ride: Dark Angels by Weird But Normal reviews
The Flock never regrouped after Itex and Angel and Nudge found their parents, leaving Max alone. Max went to New York and is now the leader of the gang Dark Angels. One day she runs into Fang and the guys. What will happen? What will Max do?FAX.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,462 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/5/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Fang, Max
PS Sorry 'Bout All That by Realmer06 reviews
Pieces Universe. About a month after the final battle, Harry receives a letter from a most unlikely person.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,163 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 51 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Sweet by Molly Raesly reviews
James is entering his seventh year at Hogwarts. He has it all-three best friends, amazing Quidditch abilities, top grades, and good looks. Naturally, all girls love him, well, almost. A story of jokes, inappropriate comments, and stupid boys who are sweet
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,097 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 567 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/11/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3801 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The Anatomy of a Bromance by Wilhelmina Willoughby reviews
James and Sirius. "Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?" An inside look at one of the closest friendships the world will know.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,636 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/11/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Checkmate by Josephinee reviews
When Ron Weasley told his daughter to beat Scorpius Malfoy in every subject they got, she took his advice to heart. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,859 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 790 - Follows: 101 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Cousins by straightAndFast reviews
Rose Weasley has cousins. Alot of cousins. Protective cousins. Alot of protective cousins.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Scorpius M., OC - Complete
10 Things I Hate About You by Josephinee reviews
Rose Weasley explains exactly why she hates Scorpius Malfoy. RW/SM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 462 - Follows: 62 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Scorpius M., Rose W. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 4,420 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Family Tradition by Realmer06 reviews
All it took was one innocent question. And then suddenly, my life was turned completely on its head, all thanks to Emily Morrigan, Victoire Weasley, and a question of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,330 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
A Picture's Worth by Realmer06 reviews
What with his youngest son's birthday and typical sibling rivalry and a very mysterious wish list, Harry's Christmas is about to get a whole lot more complicated.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
The Best Death by ishandtwofourths reviews
Post Deathly Hallows. There is peace Beyond the Veil... At least, until an argument breaks out amongst the Marauders.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 791 - Follows: 80 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 653 - Follows: 88 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Friends To The Death by Dudette13 reviews
“Well, obviously.” said James, rolling his eyes as he got onto the train. “Me and you are Friends to the Death, remember that pact in first year? Nothing’s ever going to split up the Marauders.” Sirius' POV, Flashbacky oneshot. NOT SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,299 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/13/2006 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
What I want by Blonde Babe reviews
Lily Evans wanted a nice guy...ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
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The Cover of Darkness reviews
When America is struggling to maintain it's superpower reputation, one girl can change the balance of the world's leadership forever.Unfortunately,her name is Max Ride and she would rather steal than help ANYONE out.Her world is about to change forever.AU
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,254 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 2/11/2011 - Max, Fang
Prejudice reviews
How a Weasley changed the name of Malfoy forever. Short oneshot, Rose/Scorpius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Beginning of the End reviews
When Max's parents perish in a horrible house fire, she is sent to Arizona to live with her birth father. Max's heart is broken and closed off from everyone. Fang, her next door neighbor, tries to break through. What will happen? A/U Fax On Hiatus!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,307 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Max, Fang
Make You or Break You reviews
Sometimes in your life you have to make a decision. A decision that will make you or break you. Problem is, you won't know which one is which. JxC On hiatus!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,130 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.