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Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriages Are Wrong

(A Little Humor)

1. Being gay is not natural. And as you know Americans have always rejected unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

2. Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3. Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because, as you know, a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4. Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5. Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed. The sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6. Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, menopausal women, women who have a medical condition which makes it harmful to be pregnant, women who have had a tubal ligation, men who have had a vasectomy, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8. Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9. Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10. Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

GO-GAY! I'm sorry, but I really don't see why same-sex relations are a big deal to some. It's an opinion matter, I guess, so I'll leave it be at that!


OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.


--20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity--

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8 Don't use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You Have A Headache.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity... Copy and Paste this into your profile!! (Whee, insanity is FUN)


The Atheist Professor vs the Christian Student

"LET ME EXPLAIN THE problem science has with Jesus Christ." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand. "You're a Christian, aren't you, son?"

"Yes, sir."

"So you believe in God?"

"Absolutely."

"Is God good?"

"Sure! God's good."

"Is God all-powerful? Can God do anything?"

"Yes."

"Are you good or evil?"

"The Bible says I'm evil."

The professor grins knowingly. "Ahh! THE BIBLE!" He considers for a moment. "Here's one for you. Let's say there's a sick person over here and you can cure him. You can do it. Would you help them? Would you try?"

"Yes sir, I would."

"So you're good...!"

"I wouldn't say that."

"Why not say that? You would help a sick and maimed person if you could... in fact most of us would if we could...God doesn't." [No answer.] "He doesn't, does he? My brother was a Christian who died of cancer even though he prayed to Jesus to heal him. How is this Jesus good? Hmmm? Can you answer that one?" [No answer] The elderly man is sympathetic. "No, you can't, can you?" He takes a sip of water from a glass on his desk to give the student time to relax. In philosophy, you have to go easy with the new ones. "Let's start again, young fella...Is God good?"

"Er... Yes."

"Is Satan good?"

"No."

"Where does Satan come from?"

The student falters. "From... God..."

"That's right. God made Satan, didn't he?" The elderly man runs his bony fingers through his thinning hair and turns to the smirking, student audience. "I think we're going to have a lot of fun this semester, ladies and gentlemen." He turns back to the Christian. "Tell me, son. Is there evil in this world?"

"Yes, sir."

"Evil's everywhere, isn't it? Did God make everything?"

"Yes."

"Who created evil? [No answer] "Is there sickness in this world? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All the terrible things - do they exist in this world? "

The student squirms on his feet. "Yes."

"Who created them?" [No answer] The professor suddenly shouts at his student. "WHO CREATED THEM? TELL ME, PLEASE!" The professor closes in for the kill and climbs into the Christian's face. In a still small voice: "God created all evil, didn't He, son?" [No answer]

The student tries to hold the steady, experienced gaze and fails. Suddenly the lecturer breaks away to pace the front of the classroom like an aging panther. The class is mesmerized. "Tell me," he continues, "how is it that this God is good if He created all evil throughout all time?" The professor swishes his arms around to encompass the wickedness of the world. "All the hatred, the brutality, all the pain, all the torture, all the death and ugliness and all the suffering created by this good God is all over the world, isn't it, young man?" [No answer] "Don't you see it all over the place? Huh?" [Pause] "Don't you?" The professor leans into the student's face again and whispers, "Is God good?" [No answer] "Do you believe in Jesus Christ, son?"

The student's voice betrays him and cracks. "Yes, professor. I do."

The old man shakes his head sadly. "Science says you have five senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Have you ever seen your Jesus?"

"No, sir. I've never seen Him."

"Then tell us if you've ever heard your Jesus?"

"No, sir. I have not."

"Have you ever felt your Jesus, tasted your Jesus or smelt your Jesus...in fact, do you have any sensory perception of your God whatsoever?" [No answer] "Answer me, please."

"No, sir, I'm afraid I haven't."

"You're AFRAID...you haven't?"

"No, sir."

"Yet you still believe in him?"

"...Yes..."

"That takes FAITH!" The professor smiles sagely at the underling. "According to the rules of empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son? Where is your God now?" [The student doesn't answer] "Sit down, please."

The Christian sits...Defeated.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you think the idea of an all powerful god is preposterous


THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:

1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.

2. Dobby is NOT Yoda in disguise.

3. He is NOT Gollum either.

4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.

5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.

6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.

7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.

8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.

9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.

11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.

12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.

13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.

14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.

15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an proper title for the school production.

16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.

17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.

18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.

19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.

20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."

21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office. (scratch office, leave it on her desk!?)

22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.

23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.

24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.

25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.

26. I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'

28. I will NOT go around and say that Seamus stole me Lucky Charms.

29. I will NOT joke about Remus Lupin's time of the month.

30. I will NOT wander in the corridors at night under the invisibility cloak singing the Pink Panther theme just to see what Filch does.

31. I will NOT buy Professor McGonagall cat food.

32. 'Ruling the world with an evil army of monkeys' is not a proper career choice.

33. Yelling "I'm Melting!" while in the showers is frowned apon, and it may scare some of the first years

34. The four houses of Hogwarts are: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Not the Awesomes, the Morons, the Smarts, and the Mini-Death Eaters.

35. Dumbledore is to be addressed as Headmaster, or Sir. Not as 'Dude', 'Santa', or even 'Dumbles'.

36. Ruling the world with an army of evil flying monkeys is not a proper job choice.

37. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if he knows a good scar removal spell.


FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN, FOREST, RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS:Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue for your issue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS:You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it's because you're gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crap!!

FRIENDS: Come over and share an awkward silence for a few minutes.
BEST FRIENDS: Come over and eat all your food.

FRIENDS: Will compliment you
BEST FRIENDS: Will teasingly call you names


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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, twilightgirl1918, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Pirates OWNS you, Cripsee, I'll have some stupid cliché, Katie-3llen rideralex, CherubChick92, Glissoning Raven, Aleksandrya Gregonovitch, freakily obsessed Yassen fan, Kopy Kat, leiagreenleafsnape, Darth_In-Training, gokuchiefkarkat


I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!


If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.


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If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile


If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.


If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.


Ninety-five percent of children are concerned with being popular and fitting in. if you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile


If you want world peace, a brighter future, and more chocolate, copy and paste this into your profile.


A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying 'Damn! That was fun!'


For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.


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Omni: The shapeshifter of Remnant by Luckyplains13 reviews
What if during a fight with Fistrick, Ben is sent to the world of RWBY? Watch as he makes new friends, makes new enemies, and maybe fall in love? This story will have a OC Ben and this takes place in Omniverse.
Crossover - Ben 10 & RWBY - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 144,470 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 5/16/2014
Adorable Murderbeasts (A Self Insert) by DesertChocolate reviews
When dropped into the Pokemon world with a Pokemon team, the age old question appears. What Type is Darkseid anyways? Or Batman for that matter.
Crossover - Pokémon & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,481 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 10/22/2015
Star Wars: A Darker Threat An AVPStar Wars crossover by jediman3477 reviews
Order 66 has been executed. The Republic stands on the brink of destruction as Anakin Skywalker begins his march against the Jedi Order and Emperor Palpatine begins morphing the Republic into a new Empire. Until a mysterious infestation occurs on Couruscant. An infestation that will change the Rise of the Empire into a Battle for Survival for all sides. Destinies will change.
Crossover - Star Wars & Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,297 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 12/19/2018 - Published: 8/18/2014
DNA Guardian by Commando Fernando reviews
Deoxys always wondered why he exists and where he came from. Is it possible that by joining these "Guardians of the Galaxy" could help him find the answers that he needs? The universe sure works in mysterious ways. *Set in Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes Universe*
Crossover - Pokémon & Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,592 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/1/2018 - Published: 6/14/2015 - Deoxys
Into the light by Dgreen20 reviews
FFG-202 crashed on a uncharted world with very strange creatures that inhabit it. Troy-172 has managed to survive with a rampant AI. He has to try to find a way back home before its too late, but his presence will not be unnoticed. For there are larger things at risk then anyone can ever imagine. I do not own Pokemon or Halo. Daisy-023 X OC (Rewrite impending, up to act as a guide)
Crossover - Pokémon & Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 73,426 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Pikachu, Glaceon/Glacia, Serina, OC
JLU Spiderverse by Stone-Man85 reviews
He Lost and was Lost in His World. But he was Found in another World, and this time, he's not alone.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,254 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 734 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 9/29/2017 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Linda L./Kara Zor-El/Supergirl
The Saiyans of Fairy Tail by trajan.117 reviews
Vegeta, bored of the peace on Earth, discovers a way he and Goku can find new opponents to fight without endagering their homes! By asking Shenron to create a portal to a distant world! What world does the Dragon choose? Why, Earthland of course! See how the two saiyans adapt to being apart of the Fairy Tail guild! Rated T for Language and suggestive themes
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,145 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 6/3/2017 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Goku, Vegeta, Erza S., Natsu D.
Unlimited Justice, Part 2 by The Incredible Muffin reviews
Though the Light's plans have been foiled, the Team isn't done yet. New threats loom on the horizon, darker and more terrible than they can possibly imagine, and the Light still schemes. Now, more than ever, the world needs heroes. (Discontinued) STORY HAS BEEN ADOPTED BY CHIDORIPRIME. Story will remain up, but still adopted.
Crossover - Ben 10 & Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,937 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 4/29/2017 - Published: 2/15/2015
Be Hybrid by Boyzilla reviews
In the year 2352, Humanity has colonized over 100 worlds, and still it rises. However, during an exploration of a new system. The UNSC Dragonheart made a historical discovery. That discovery is a struggling nuclear winter world, with an almost near extinct race called the Saiyans living on it. And Humanity, decides to save them. Their decision could change everything.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,710 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/29/2016 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Gohan, Master Chief/John-117
Halo: New Horizons by creamofwheat2311 reviews
In 2559, and the UNSC has discovered a large anomaly on the edge of the galactic rim. What it turns out to be has the potential to change history, but maybe not in the way the UNSC intended. Meanwhile, with the first Death Star destroyed, the Rebel Alliance is desperately trying to overthrow the Empire, but it will take the help of new allies to liberate the galaxy. Discontinued.
Crossover - Star Wars & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 155,262 - Reviews: 942 - Favs: 1,071 - Follows: 1,107 - Updated: 9/30/2016 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Luke S., G. Marek/Starkiller, T. Lasky - Complete
Red Cobra by Billybobjoe47s reviews
Last time the UNSC discovered a mysterious alien artifact, the Halos came within seconds of activating. Every problem the UNSC has had in the last 50 years has been because of aliens and their blasted artifacts. So when a newly-surveyed system holds a mysterious artifact, there is great cause for worry. Operation RED COBRA is intended to remedy that worry- by any means necessary.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 30,732 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 831 - Updated: 9/29/2016 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Master Chief/John-117, T. Hood
Five Nights At Freddy's With Sam and Dean by TimeSpaceInfinity reviews
Sam and Dean are working a case at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, where they get jobs working the night shift in order to investigate the mysterious disappearances of those who had the job before. They soon discover that the animatronics in the restaurant come to life at night - but how can Sam and Dean stop them?
Crossover - Supernatural & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,553 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 12/11/2015 - Published: 2/2/2015 - Sam W., Dean W., Freddy Fazbear, Foxy
Souls of Steel: Resurrection by Theonewhodidnotdoit reviews
The Dawn never found Requiem. Cortana is forced to make a great sacrifice, leaving the Master Chief alone in space. Hundreds of years later, the wreck is discovered on the fringes of inhabited space by bounty huntress Samus Aran. What she finds inside is neither man nor machine, but either way, it is broken... and yet it is strong. Part 1 in a trilogy. Complete, awaiting Part 2.
Crossover - Metroid & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,468 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 584 - Updated: 9/13/2015 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Samus A., Adam M., Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
The Secrets of the Past by CrossbySlipspace reviews
Decades after the Great War, Earth found itself the center of an extremely rare slipspace rupture. After several probing expeditions by ONI scout drones, it was discovered that the portal led to the past. As a result, ONI made the decision to send five of their best men back in time to reduce the devastation of the Human-Covenant War.
Crossover - Halo & Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 39,960 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 4/3/2015 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y.
Winner Take All (sequel to A New Titan) by Comorep677 reviews
He's back. He's come with a new warning. A new battle. A new tournament. The Master will destroy the universe as we know it; he's done it to so many others. Luckily, the Teen Titans are here to stop The Master's rampage, but they won't be the only contenders. Will the Teen Titans be prepared for what lies ahead? Let's hope. The Master is not the only thing they need to worry about.
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,849 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 7/10/2015 - Published: 1/11/2014 - Gohan, Starfire - Complete
Red vs Blue vs Green by Hannibal-Necromancer97 reviews
Master Chief and Cortana receive word that a certain coworker of Dr. Halsey is using humans in live-fire simulations to train his soldiers, the Freelancers. They are sent to a canyon in the middle of nowhere to get the two teams to cooperate long enough to resolve the matter. (everything is heavy-AU, so things may not match up with what's currently going on. Language ahead.)
Crossover - Halo & Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 35 - Words: 39,540 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Complete
Noble Spartans, Noble Heroes by free man writer reviews
A new team arrives in the Marvel universe. as they arrive new and more large scale plans begin to unfold from both universes, pushing this team to new breaking points. will they hold on or is this their final mission as Spartans. Dark World Arc right now, next up, Winter Soldier. Oh and abandoned, sorry dudes
Crossover - Marvel & Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 253,059 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 484 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Carter-A259/Noble One, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Star Born Saviors! by He Who See's reviews
Bored, Goku uses the Dragon Balls to summon the fighter haunting his dreams for the past few months. Superman, however, is reluctant to go all out on Goku due to recent events. But when Goku reaches the peak of his power, the playing field is evened such that it could be anyone's game. No matters who win though, there is no denying that both are Star Born Saviors!
Crossover - Dragon Ball Z & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,717 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 6/3/2014 - Goku, Vegeta, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
Piece of a Fool's Cake by Scordatura reviews
There's been a quest hanging on the board of the Fairy Tail Guild Hall for weeks, and no one has taken it. Rumors have been going around saying not even wizards from surrounding Guilds could complete the mission. How can taking out the legendary Holy Sword Excalibur be difficult? Natsu, Gray, Erza, Lucy, and Happy are about to find out.
Crossover - Fairy Tail & Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/4/2013 - Complete
As The World Comes To An End by 23238r reviews
"Let Dead Men Rest". That's what they all told her. But Spartans Never Die, They Only Go Missing In Action... (Basically this is an alternative to Halo 4. Does have a Femsix in it)
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,496 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana, Kelly-087, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
We're where now? by harveykaiba reviews
Two game commentators from the group known as the "creatures" have appeared on Reach as Spartans, and together, along with Noble team, they must fight for survival
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,946 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/17/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Vacation by TheGreatGame221B reviews
The Doctor and his companion, Sadie decides to take a break and visit Washington D.C for a little vacation. What could go horribly wrong? Everything. Crossover of Doctor Who and NCIS. Characters: The Doctor&OC, Leroy Jethro Gibbs, OC, Rose Tyler, Captain Jack Harkness, and NCIS family.
Crossover - Doctor Who & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2012 - Published: 10/25/2012 - 10th Doctor, Leroy Jethro Gibbs
Avatar: The Last Kryptonian by MegaBob452 reviews
The Avatar isn't the only hope for the world. Kal El of Krypton, raised in the Fire Nation, must choose to either lead his nation to victory, or end its tyranny forever. Is the world ready for a Superman?
Crossover - Superman & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 83,404 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Kyle 091: The Road Not Taken by general MB reviews
*SEQUEL to Kyle-091*- In 2008, Kyle Stevens went to the Halo universe and had to become a Spartan. In 2009, the Halo universe... is coming to us, and Kyle must risk it all to stand in it's way. Will he succeed, or will someone close have to pay the price?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 30 - Words: 147,223 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Complete
Kyle 091: Eyes Only by general MB reviews
You've read the story of Kyle-091, but what about the parts you didn't see? Check out the lost tales of our favorite Spartan.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 65,434 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Complete
Kyle 091 by general MB reviews
Kyle Stevens, just your average 17 year old kid living the average life of any Halo fan. Well what happens when he somehow ends up in the halo universe? How will he react in a world where the game is real? How will he survive the massive Human-Covenant war? And can he change the course of Halo history for the better with the stuff he knows, or will his intervention wreak havok?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 114,314 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - [Kelly-087, OC] Master Chief/John-117, C. Halsey - Complete
A New Resistance by Thug-4-Less reviews
Sometimes the brightest hope comes from the darkest despair.
Crossover - Terminator & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,142 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 2/11/2004 - OC - Complete
4th wall? reviews
When Lisa is in the middle of convincing the Undersiders to rob the bank, and gets pulled to some nerd's bedroom, things are about to change.
Worm - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Skitter, Grue, Regent, Tattletale
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