Hi I'm Grassblade16! I am more commonly known as Grassblade1 from Robinwing16's story called "Sky meets the Four". Anyway please, if you don't mind, read my profile! Thanks! My two buddies on Fanfiction are: Child of Chaos626 and Robinwing16 Go check them out! • • Warriors You know you are obbsesed with warriors when- You put your friends in the one of the four clans. You give your friends/family warrior-like names, like 'Rippletail' or 'Sunfoot'. Become angry when they are confused about the warrior-like names. You tell your friend/family member that they are acting like a certain character for no apparent reason. …Don't explain who the character is. Instead of naming your cat with a normal cat name, you give it a warrior like name. You count your cat's age in moons, not months and years. Whenever you see a silver cat, whether it be in the pound, the petstore or anywhere, you cry 'Feathertail! I knew you were alive!' …When somebody asks who Feathertail is, get all offended, and start crying, 'Oh god, you didn't know?' Feel bad for Stormfur for losing his sister. Hiss whenever somebody says or you read Tigerstar's name. You divide up the house in the four territories. Get mad and say 'Get out of my territory, you tresspasser!', whenever your siblings walk into your room. When you read a characters death, you get teary. You've read 'Warriors' so many times, you can recite it from memory. When sombody misquotes the series, you correct them immidiately. You also correct the person immidiately when they say a name wrong. You only answer to the warrior name you were bestowed on the warriors site name maker. You make people call you the warrior name, even if it sounds stupid. Call your friends/family members their respective warrior name, even if they hate it or won't respond Instead of saying, 'I'm from Los Angeles' (or where ever you may live), say your 'I'm Rippletail of ThunderClan' (or whatever your name/clan you got from the name generator) Your favourite internet site (besides Fanfiction, lol) is the Warriors site. You compare your friends/family members to cats in the series. You describe your self as a cat, not a human. People are afraid of your obsession of Warriors. You've written a book report or two on one of the books. It scares you to think that there is a person who hasn't read Warriors. You forced….er, got your friends/family members into reading at least one book of the series. When someone mentions how obsessive you are about the books as a bad thing, you take it as a compliment. You refer to Warriors in conversations on a daily basis. You've written Warriors fanfiction when you were really supposed to do homework. Your Warriors fanfiction is longer than any essay you've ever written You've called your teacher 'a cruel leader'. …to their face. Instead of saying 'Oh my god!' you say, 'Great StarClan!' You insult people by calling them a stupid furball. You wonder why people aren't insulted by being called a stupid furball You quote any and every character at the weirdest times. You tried to start a 'Warriors Lovers club' at school. It probably failed, and you got angry. You are waiting for the series to be translated into another language, to give you an excuse to go to the bookstore and get the book. You often say to yourself, "What would Bluestar do?" when you come across a tough decision. You tried to start a Warriors blog on the internet. There are multiple Harry Potter fansites, and you wonder why there is only one Warriors fansite. You can relate to five things on this list. You read the whole list. I have not yet finished reading "warriors" so don't give me any more spoilers. *glares at Robinwing16* Here's something that explains my friend Robinwing16: Don't let what they say keep you up at night. *12:00* "Okay. As soon as I get one review, I'm going to bed." *16 reviews later* Yawn* "Alright. Goodnight phone." Fake Friends vs. Real Friends
BEST FRIENDS: goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?" FAKE FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number REAL FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial FAKE FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell REAL FRIENDS: Already know not to tell FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit by you by the pool. REAL FRIENDS: Will push you in and throw a tampon at you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will help you move. REAL FRIENDS: Will help you move a body FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this Hacked by Robinwing16 ;P |